Stranded on a Raft with 3 other idiots

it just took a piece [Applause] do we want friendly fire yes oh man this ain't gonna be good that was literally all on time i'm gonna be this guy this guy looks dope oh hey guys hey hey how do i wait a minute am i the only dude i got it yeah wait why are you already waiting no this dude this dude boy he got a man bro [ __ ] you wait how do you throw why am i so weak look at this this is a full throw you [ __ ] kidding me how do i add stuff to that i'm sorry this is shark i don't know how you throw how do you throw you hold left left click drag it in yeah i don't think you understand i think i'm dumb i got plank it's okay we all are today i'll leave wait really where yeah like if you turn to the right with 90 fov and look to your left you can see an island past the fog oh run into that [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] works now it wasn't working but now it is all right cool look at this professional are you kidding me oh my god watch this let me get this barrel out of there look at that barrel you now you don't need a look at that [ __ ] yup jug a plastic bag oh the double scoop big old scoopy scoops he's getting two scoops over here holy [ __ ] that was quick bro we about to run straight into this island this is perfect should we try it what about island it's fine no fear don't leave the wrath we still need to get i'm looking for [ __ ] yeah i gotta get back in i got a hammer what do i do do i chop down a tree don't do it you [ __ ] little [ __ ] oh i gotta get back on this [ __ ] wait guys how how am i talking look at that you gotta get back here slump's dead oh god [Music] i'll rope you in hit on that oh man eli how do we build squares uh you you build uh you build rope from leaves hover over the wrath and you can i'm not gonna lie i i everything i this guy's playing [ __ ] fortnite he's built it so much since i looked left i could make a fishing rod don't act shark bait this is like minecraft except you're the one building the world oh my god that's wow lazy minecraft oh wait a minute what did i just do oh it [Applause] i made a water purifier hey what happens when you die again [ __ ] uh you want to find out [ __ ] her how and find out [ __ ] around and fight bro oh this is pretty every night in my ready for dreams where is it it was worth it for the bit it was worth it big play coming out right here watch this boys okay now it may just look like somewhere we could piss and poop but it's not i promise okay it literally looks like somewhere where we can i have i have what is this i planted a raw potato boys it needs fresh water though we're drinking the fresh water well it can stay there until then it's potatoes i think we should build more than one purifier yeah i think i think so too i'll do that i'll do that right now i'm putting another one next to it there dude it is wavy out here it's wavy do i have anything in my inventory i can drink all right who are we eating first what uh here let's just fill it with water i got it give me it give me it uh here drink that ah i got you bro oh that was close oh you need to make a cup yeah got it maybe you're like scooping with your hands like what the [ __ ] is that uh i'm gonna try and get this food going you know asap the sun it's rising wow the first night boys first day good work that's fine this is mine too look at that no that's mine [ __ ] i'm hungry again dude yeah dude i'm about to die if you're about to die from hunger fish it's on the grill i can't i can't pick it up i can't pick it up i can't pick it up i'm gonna die guys it was nice knowing you were barely you want this mini yes your thirst this is not the time give me kill him i have no hunger get off you [ __ ] get off man raw herring yeah raw hair [ __ ] yeah i need water how the [ __ ] do i get i'd like you to say hi to our new mascot what all right oh my god oh my god i'm very tempted to hold remove on that we can build a research table right yep i'm gonna do that and then we'll be able to build more stuff right that should be how this goes i'm working on the food all right that's my job now i'm a big guy we got jobs i don't like let those barrels go by god damn it smitty your barrel wrangler not let's see a single barrel go pads you got it why do i see two barrels behind us that's what i was saying i was put up barrel duty after those went by that was not my fault that is true i do have a paddle now by the way so next time we see an island let me know yeah go left i'll make another purifier if we're not in the general direction of it flom it's not a good idea to go forward go left the current turn it around you know how current works do you know where we eventually this guy doesn't know what current is you guys think we could name the shark bruce pookie okay we should name it go [ __ ] off i think pookie's a good name hey get the [ __ ] out of here wait what oh [ __ ] scene are you serious did it just take the fish no he tried to take our our potatoes oh i got my eyes on you bro [ __ ] head shot him bro i'm about to slap this [ __ ] with a paddle if you come down for these potatoes again fill up the [ __ ] filter when you're done with it i i was eating food bro chill i'm fact just want to say haven't missed a single barrel can someone look in the craft menu if they have a second and see if there's like a way to like hook our boat to this island oh with an anchor yes yes yes what do we need for that bro how the [ __ ] do we get stuck i have stone i have stone at 14. 14. it's all those [ __ ] barrels barrels no i'm so sorry guys i was rowing us to safety i think we're getting about to be anchored right now wait did you drop it yeah yeah i don't know why well hold on hold on did you bring no i because i all right second plan second plan we're gonna hope we just run into it and stay there oh this might work it's okay we're not moving anywhere that's what you think all right fine be quick all right yeah let's get on the island right now someone's on boat duty i need food wait i'm on boat dude i'm here what a useless [ __ ] island oh coconut hey break this [ __ ] down i got you i got you coconuts kill don't they what yeah if you throw it at someone i don't think it's the coconut kill i think it's the gravity i don't think did you get those in your inventory or yeah yeah just gonna go into the water to get more material i don't want to go down there watermelon oh bad idea he's right there ah brucy i'm sorry bruce [ __ ] you [ __ ] you i just built that suck my dick it's spinned off sweetie he's coming don't worry i'm fine i got some scrap oh look poor stuff oh god did you even notice the shot no i just i just don't care yo i'm king of the world where are you on top of the tucker do these cost resources these cats are building no i g i'm catching up imagine i'm spinning no i get them from fishing okay do you guys want to wait till morning to move out or do you want to move out now let's move let's move i'm gonna try my best to get us out of here but the current is working against me someone else should build a paddle come over here and help your boy out because it is a [ __ ] struggle oh now we're moving look at this oh yeah i'm gonna give the shark a building hammer in hopes that he'll be friends with us he just he starts building a raft oh how did i miss all of that i'm such a disgrace oh my god i should think we need more room don't you who the [ __ ] eli you're on barrel duty all right you want to play that guy what no bro you're on barrel duty it's fine are you meddy witty yes i'm furious warriors oh no all right it's a harry potter spell somebody doing the water no i'm too busy doing your mom doing your mind what a good [ __ ] era of youtube can you say the bad word did he say the bad word [Laughter] oh no oh [ __ ] vinegar bring us this way all right back into the open ocean oh it beats beats are probably really good is this a joker no like as a shut up [ __ ] it learning experience oh nice so wait which way is the wind blowing yeah how do you tell where the wind is going you need to build the the streamer should i put it like on the like next to it or i mean i guess it doesn't matter do you need a nail oh nice there we go you had it in the right direction we got hella water here we're left for yeah we're in the [ __ ] ocean vlog dude our raft is becoming a raft i don't i don't know if i go that far but we're getting there is there way to upgrade your like fishing rod and [ __ ] so you don't have it break every time like five seconds shut up what dude don't waste your hook on those ones man don't worry oh my god oh my [ __ ] god maybe waste your hook on those ones maybe maybe it's for the best wow what would you do oh hey my life sucks why am i out here i do deserve this is it the credit card scams was that it i can fish all right dude someone's dad was there for him no mine died when i was 13. i knew that was oh my god why is it dark again how much was that bed i'm laying down [ __ ] you guys what the hell you were just wildly coyoting it for a second you were floating in midair on my screen damn it i keep eating me as [ __ ] right now holy [ __ ] me during quarantine hey get out of here get here i'm [ __ ] he's not [ __ ] dying kick your ass [ __ ] kick your ass all right he's winning he's winning he's winning he's winning that fight oh barrel mine that's big water ball energy he was right under there holy [ __ ] oh you [ __ ] that scared the [ __ ] out of me he was literally chilling underneath the raft waiting yo guys we're going big here whoa nice now what the [ __ ] do i do contractor who has no idea what the [ __ ] they're doing oh look at him go oh we got tier two you should build this out so it's four across and we all have beds up here yeah why is nighttime lasting so long yeah i felt that too i was i was just darkest before the dawn all right bro let's keep that bible [ __ ] out of here okay no politics no politics i think we can angle this right and then i thought that just does speed i don't know bro we're going to try it though no it's the rudder that yeah the runner changes shut your ass up sweetie we've played sea of thieves that's different we got a message in a bottle what what does it say i don't know let me drink something let me drink the water in it first it's a candle bottle never mind a candle bottle yeah i don't know damn bro that'll look sick on my rustic [ __ ] mantle dude it's [ __ ] you just wait in front of me it's getting mad wavy bro [ __ ] you should build the anchor just in case yeah nine planks shark is on nine planks nine planks did you get them eli did you or what i hope that holds we just have a small bucket of rocks in this room someone's on the boat right like we i'm here yeah okay all right let's make sure we have someone we need a smelter yeah i uh don't know how to get that all right great good smelter huh i barely know her i barely know oh you stupid [ __ ] or this guy useful for gathering milk let's [ __ ] build one of those wait where are we gonna get milk from we're mind you all right boys time for some history to be made oh we should probably get out of here before i do it we're just like just inside the [ __ ] rock all right everyone up to the top can we build uh one more thing on this one i can't no i don't have plank all right looks like it's going to be a little messy wait don't do it then just wait no bro it's about time you're going to put your [ __ ] bed right at the top yeah you shut the [ __ ] up you shut the [ __ ] up you shut the [ __ ] up you shut the fire i'm placing the bed dude we don't need another bed we already have one bed down here i know i made three let's all go to sleep guys i'm building us a friend his name is filson to avoid copyright issues hey what's up bud i really just i think he's just fiddle sticks filson sticks hey that's my [ __ ] collector [ __ ] hey wait we got it it's dead wait i killed him wait what we need we need to harvest picking it up i'm picking it up i'm picking it up well done i'm [ __ ] with my net again bro guys is this funny is this funny or too far [Laughter] someone's got it someone's got to do that you're holding it you're just holding it like a trophy guys rite of passage we have to do something what do we got to do we got to eat chicken holy [ __ ] we have to eat a shark see that new shark i noticed oh [ __ ] guys we need more planks to finish cooking the shark it ran uh here's one holy [ __ ] this thing has been cooking forever oh it's done does that look good that can you get that off again don't eat the shark with the shark head on bro come on you can't do it you that's just wrong oh my god you you usually pay top dollars and [ __ ] like that oh yeah he never misses who is this look at this oh oh oh watch this do it again no oh my god literally the best these three give me some plans give me some planks let me know if you let me know if you see the shark i want to try communicating with it dude what the [ __ ] all right aquaman i kind of like the beds being there it's a little more efficient you know for when we need to sleep what are you trying to min max what's going up yeah all right boys first shark impressions type food review of the week little tangy is that is that is that barbecue sauce certainly not it must be a some form of tartar sauce it's [ __ ] all right okay that's my reaction to it being calm i wonder if when we sleep it wait what just ah i broke my game i'm a floating plank the illusion is ruined what is happening it sounds like i'm underwater am i delusional i have a permanent plank stuck in my [ __ ] do you see it yes oh i got it i got it now that's a lot of plastic you must be close to america dude stop cooking the [ __ ] beets we have too many beets i'm sick of eating beets i got so much meat it's just nothing but beets everywhere bars welcome to shrewd farms oh my god [ __ ] [ __ ] so sick of bees come here potato and four bees cute little [ __ ] like we need better spears wait we need britney spears what is that on the phone huh what yeah look at the top floor i didn't even remember oh damn you building a tree guys guys guys yeah it's time i [ __ ] hate you oh wow that is menacing oh my god he was like in a cave oh wait if there's a cave then that's got good loot in there all right looks like i've made a discovery oh yeah a shark bait we need a raw herring and a raw pumpkin what do i do with it i imagine you just put it on the side of the boat and just chum yeah all right let's go go go get inside it's down here follow me if this is nothing i'm going to be so upset attack them always doing this my god damn it it's just oh pain guys the shark's loose oh he is that didn't last long my bad on that one thought it'd be sick idea if we just go up in there and [ __ ] his ass up yeah no it was really great thanks man wait a minute come here i'm gonna go up hopefully he's not tracking us let's get back down there this is got good [ __ ] we found a cave watch there be another shark bro this might lead us right back to where we need to go actually so yeah yep right next to it seaweed's under water how do you harvest it apparently you hit e really did you get it no yeah i got i have well i got one so yeah it's the big vines in the water all right we need to get the [ __ ] out of here because we need plants so i'm lifting the anchor sorry yeah we've been here so long our palm tree's fully grown into i need food holy [ __ ] well we don't have planks to cook food so because they're too busy building six stories to a [ __ ] raft hey but on the flip side look at my palm trees on the bright side looks [ __ ] dope when they come across this raft they'd be like damn these must have been some cool ass [ __ ] to build a second story they said they chose luxury over anything are we just gathering the potatoes and not planting them i was doing that and then i forgot to it's not like we could cook them anyway i have planks now congrats you have five plagues good work i have 10 tensions are getting high thank you very much it's been a week it's like the actual [ __ ] effects of being on the ocean with people i'm not gonna lie i'm surprised we uh haven't died yet nobody's died fire is on right [Laughter] ow what the [ __ ] i was just checking i was surprised why we haven't taken any damage from each other and i just had to see if it was actually on i don't know if this was salt water or fresh water but i'm gonna drink it it was salt water [Laughter] let's start bringing us to this uh island looks pretty profitable are you the shark bait ready let's wait until we're all ready to throw that bait and then we'll all go in the water shark okay okay i'm done ready go oh i was not prepped for that nice countdown [ __ ] go well you guys are all right it's just i was looking at me no no no no no no no no oh my goodness guys we need planks boys let's get out of here yeah i think we should just go oh yeah we can repair these this one that you're standing on somebody's only like 15 right now that's fine i'm not that fat oh okay well dude this looks like it's going to lock us in perfectly look at that hello boys i got a fruit [ __ ] pot you got what did you just say you got [ __ ] a fruit [ __ ] pot uh kumquat no it's just gum pot okay now we're talking let's go boys let there be light no longer night time baby i'm gonna put the recipe for fruit compote on the wall gum pot bro thank you okay what happens if we just kick over one of these fires on accident on our raft well good thing we're surrounded with water there's so much fish in my inventory no i just brut get the [ __ ] face oh my god it's smell time smelter time let's go dude finally primitive technology look at our boat i'm not even a raft anymore it's practically a disney cruise at this point what's in here oh wait a minute oh oh the shark is not baited just i'll let you know all right the biggest stream the water the [ __ ] are you doing one metal engine only makes one bolt holy holy [ __ ] well wow it's not very efficient this is what end game is huh advance grill time baby should we put it somewhere else like up top maybe i think there's room down here yeah there's room down here oh my god it's a literal like flop you got to see this thing right right wow great oh my gosh and that's ready bro we can cook salmon look it up baby look at the size of that [ __ ] what have they done to you my boy we can rebuild you i don't have any more planks give me two planks wait you could actually give me two plagues i think we should use the plank for something more important no salmon is cooked somebody eat it damn oh my god i can eat three of them look you want some yeah i would love some three at a time oh my god you have to keep watering you're holding it like a shotgun bro this is you're about to be seafood i gotta bounce in five minutes by the way but it's okay we can continue this is very relaxing we're gonna continue this next week yeah we're off stream and then we come back on stream all day what have you guys been up to i haven't slept in four days i might play a bit off stream uh chat but i don't know we'll see next stream [ __ ] everything [Music]

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Length: 24min 46sec (1486 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 09 2021