David Spade Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

hey this is David Spade I'm here to answer the Internet in one take that was good would you rather give the first 90% of a [ __ ] or the last 10 I'm giving the [ __ ] you're like the Internet they want to know so the first nine second to the last one second that's me I guess the first 90 seems a little less messy you get to choose between a sum of money or world peace mmm I know which one I'm heading towards already how much does that sum of money need to be in order for you not to choose World Peace this one's too dense I don't quite follow it I do I need a lot of money so I have to pick well I have to pick World Peace I don't want to watch someone watch this thing I'm not worried about that though if every time you finish sex always sex a song play which would it which would you want it to be wishing Davey Spade doo doo doo doo doo de doo doo doo would you rather have your mom don't bring my mother into this would you really have your mom which 4th grader wrote these at you don't push in you'll be embarrassed would you ever have your mom send you a new door send all your friends a nude Oh sent all my thinks it's in a noon to my mom there's a stock one that goes out a lot except it's Chris Brown's but I'd say what it gets a lot of bytes I guess I'll I'll take my best one and send it to my friends you can only watch one movie the rest your life Tommy Boy a black sheep Shh you know the split on this and out in the real world is probably 90% like Tommy Baum or the black sheep but black sheep does get some props out there but I feel like I might even pick black sheep just because I don't see it as much I see Tommy Boy oh it's always listen you can see me any day of the week on TBS at 3:00 p.m. one of my 19 things is flying on there would you lose a leg or never have sex again oh if I lost that middle leg I could never have sex again are you okay we'd rather always wear high heels or a belly shirt oh I have a bad back when I have a worst stomach okay cool I would say [ __ ] belly shirt just cuz I'm my back this is horrible for whoever's walking around with me let's take your leg off at that one all right 500 more if you could have one person narrate play-by-play of you having sex it would it be Al Michaels is first and then maybe Bob Henry you know Bob muttering he's funny okay okay I'll Michaels I go high on their arm what's the one thing a person can say or do that makes you immediately hate them like me back we end with that one I don't think so if you could fight one person to death and switch lives of them if you win who would you fight and I have to fight a girl because I want to win you know mm-hmm maybe Tina Fey she's fun she's smart smart writer and I just saw her yesterday so just came to mind all right Tina look out

Channel: Answer the Internet

Views: 531,401

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Id: zOCzhNtAXKU

Length: 4min 34sec (274 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 01 2019