David and Patrick’s Love Story - Schitt’s Creek

[Music] um i'm here to file my incorporation papers for my business oh that's right patrick b13 ah this is for you patrick david david rose you bought the general store least least the general store yeah it's a big deal is that yeah it's pretty big yeah you want to have a seat your parents tell me you're very sporty so will why don't you grab the battle and uh theresa uh badminton racket so why don't we start with the uh name of the business oh um i'm oscillating between two names at the moment so if we could just leave that one blank that would be great sure sure give you more time to oscillate um business address okay so i'm working on that um i'm currently staying in a motel and i think it might be confusing if i gave you the address to another business yeah for sure okay look at her we'll leave that blank as well look at me okay look at her batting a thousand here david i don't know what that means uh hey here's an easy one a brief description of the business um well it's um it's a general store but it's also a very specific store and it's also not just a store it's like a place where people can come and get coffee um or drinks but it's not a coffee shop um nor is it a bar okay so we're pretty clear on what it's not yeah it's an environment um and yes we will be selling things but it's more like more like a branded immersive experience right i love the buzzwords david but i do need to put something down here okay you couldn't use anything i just said tell you what why don't you uh take these home with you and just fill them out when you have a clearer idea of what you want to do with your business okay um i do have a clear idea oh you've settled on a name then um you're either very impatient or extremely sure of yourself three bit of a change up there oh yeah again i don't know what that means i don't play cricket right take this it's my card and i feel like you will need it uh you know what i think i'm good um so thank you for this it's nice to meet you david yeah oh i see you found my president hey um yeah we just didn't uh want anything to spill on it so you put it on the table yeah huh open it david oh no no no no you can open it later it's really not a big deal it's not um this is the first gift i haven't bought myself in a very long time so uh thank you you're gonna be so underwhelmed when you open it trust me it's not safe it's nothing what is it oh it's just the um the receipt from our first sale at the store um this is not nothing so thank you i overheard someone wanted mozzarella sticks for their birthday i'm pretty sure i scraped off all the freezer burns wow look at those well that was a fun night i'm really glad that i decided to invest in your business david that is a really lovely thing to say and i'm so glad you did patrick because you really helped to turn it into the success that it is um a bold claim thank you for what um i've never done that before with a guy okay yeah and uh i was getting a little scared that i was gonna let you leave here without us having done that so um thank you for making that happen for us well um fortunately i am a very generous person so can we talk tomorrow we can talk whenever you'd like just preferably not before 10 a.m um because i'm not really a morning person good night david good night patrick i would like to dedicate this song to a very special someone in my life david rose okay there he is right there that's him can't miss him let me know if i should pull the fire alarm yes i call you when i need you my heart's on fire you come to me wild and wired you come to me and give me everything give me a lifetime of promises in a world of dreams speak the language of love like you know what it means and it can't be wrong take my heart and make it strong baby cause you're simply the best [Music] better than all the rest than anyone anyone i've ever left and i'm stuck on your heart i hang on every word you say tear us apart i'd rather be dead in your eyes i get lost i get washed away just as long as i'm here in your arms [Music] [Music] [Applause] you know what i'm probably good to finish this up okay let's go for lunch what i don't know you tell me i just did i'm i'm happy to finish doing the creams i i don't think it's a two-person job okay so you're just gonna stay here and not have lunch then or are we going in shifts i don't know david i'm just trying to be professional here okay i think this is gonna take a minute to get used to i don't wanna get used to this i don't wanna pretend like we're co-workers we are co-workers okay i just liked it better when we were more than that david i'm just trying to go off of what you wanted you wouldn't let me finish telling you what i wanted i was ready to get back together days ago what yes then why didn't we i've never been in this situation before where someone's been so nice to me and generous i'm sorry were you holding back on talking to me because you were getting gifts i was very upset and confused so upset that i barely finished the chocolates david this wasn't meant to be some advent calendar of apologies it was like an olive branch to get you to talk to me i just i guess didn't know how many olive branches you were planning on extending ideally won okay well now i know yeah and now i know that while i was torturing myself you were sitting at home just opening gifts i see you like the bracelet love bracelet thank you um does this mean that we are back you know what i feel like now maybe i deserve an olive branch or two okay i understand that what if i gave you back some of the olive branches that you gave to me i was lying about the chocolates i ate them all but i'm sure there are some flowers that are still alive you know what i'm gonna do mm-hmm i'm gonna go to lunch and you're gonna sit here and think about what you've done okay okay uh i just think i have something to do first so what is this consider this my olive branch [Music] i'll call [Music] wild and white give me everything i [Music] of need [Music] [Music] you know people can see you right [Music] oh [Music] me [Music] david yeah listen to me mm-hmm what you're doing is very brave mm-hmm very generous okay and i don't want to add more stress to your day but i love you okay so you just said that to me for the first time knowing that it would make my day more stressful that's correct because you know that i've never said that to anyone else aside from my parents twice and one time at them right a carey concert i know yeah and i don't expect you to say it back to me right now say it when you're ready just felt right to me in the moment you're my mariah carey wait that compliment could bring me to tears but i'm not gonna let it so i we'd like to thank you for all the wonderful things that you said okay well david i gotta hand it to you we've already sold half of our massage oils it's like you're an oracle when it comes to the sex lives of lonely people that's a gift how'd it go with ted i love you i know i'll never be able to compete with mariah this just kind of feels like one of those perfect moments that you dream about except in my dream i'm holding a nice cup of tea i'm kidding i don't need the tea no i am making this perfect moment perfect so i know that you're annoyed that the surprise got blown but this party might go down as one of the happiest nights of my life well i guess that makes up for the fact that no one ate the crab cakes so how long have they known sorry my parents how long have they known about us um i don't know i don't know what you're talking about david i know my parents they're not good actors they knew about us right okay my dad might have told them but he he thought they knew and the gift basket that you gave them that i'm hoping you paid for that had nothing to do with you trying to smooth things over with them it was just a very messy day and i was i was trying to detangle things and and just make everything okay yeah well you made everything okay not to step on the moment but uh do have to lock up in five [Music] all right well this is nice i would have made you hike all this way if i didn't think it was gonna be worth it i know you're a little better than that okay so how should i set up the picnic yeah i think it might be a little late for that why don't we uh why don't we just take in the view for a little while and then uh we'll save the picnic for another day okay i didn't carry you up a mountain not to eat cheese after so i don't know david okay just tell me what to do and i'll set it all up okay fine um in the red bag there's a blanket you can take that out and lay it down okay that's nice uh in the second bag there is a bundle of crackers and cheese uh excuse me and champagne and uh just one more thing um if you go into that front pocket there there's actually something get it open what's going on so i used to come on this hike a lot when i first moved here and i was uh i was developing feelings for this guy i just got into business with and i didn't know what to do about it because i didn't know if that guy had the same feelings or if i'd ever be able to muster up the courage to let him know how i felt yeah and now here he is the love of my life standing in front of me and this just felt like the perfect place to ask you to marry me are you sure easiest decision in my life are these 24 karat it's a yes it's a yes i love you okay david what is going on wearing a blindfold i'm not just gonna tell you what's going on okay you can take it off now you do know that i've already seen this house right i do so then why are we here because i put an offer in and they accept it would what about new york i thought that's where you wanted to be i thought so too but it's not where you want to be and i don't want to be anywhere you don't want to be david i promise i will make you so happy here you [ __ ] better wait so when you say you put an offer in yes what exactly did you do um i don't really know you might want to call them yeah no i'm definitely gonna call the people look at that offer at this point who even needs a wedding all right oh i do i need a wedding big time david i can't believe this is happening i'm gonna keep this very short because i i think you already know that i would climb a thousand mountains for you so i'll just say this you will always be a part of me and i'm part of you indefinitely boy don't you know you can't escape me cause you know you'll always be my baby we'll linger on time can erase a feeling this strong no way you're never gonna shake me ooh darling cause you'll always be my baby yes [Applause] patrick i've never liked to smile as much as i like yours i've never felt as safe as i do when i'm with you i've never known love like i have when we're together it's not been an easy road for me but knowing that you will always be there for me at the end of it makes everything okay patrick brewer you are my happy ending patrick do you take david to be your lovely wedded husband i do david david do you take patrick to be your lovely wedded husband i do i now pronounce you husband and husband you may kiss each other [Music]

Channel: Schitt's Creek

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Id: gLXT76m_880

Length: 21min 9sec (1269 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 10 2021

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They're just so damn cute! 😍

[u/galaxyemma]

21 minutes - the length of a Schitt’s Creek episode - but just David and Patrick! ❤️❤️

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I love their relationship SO much!!

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All the good bits from Schitt's Creek (Pop TV) official channel, that's so sweet ✨🖤💛

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