Schitt's Creek Funny Moments: Season 4 (HD)

ah now that is what i call a beautiful morning looks like another full house tonight things are starting to look up sweetheart big waves big waves oh yes yes tidal waves of prosperity are crashing down all around us soon enough you just wait hey partner what's the good word there's a dead guy in room four i would put the peanut butter square down we're about to spend the afternoon sampling a lot of cheese hmm nom nom for us to them never say nom nom again i mean we can't have the other guests finding out about a dead body in one of the rooms oh there's a dead body in one of the rooms okay i always knew there'd be a murder here eventually i'm gonna go pack up my things i assume we're moving we're not packing up our things and everybody just calm down nobody's been murdered okay the old man in room four died alone in his sleep why do i find that scenario even more bone chilling than murder stevie do we know how this man expired do i look like a coroner i don't think you want people answering that question it feels like every time the motel sells out someone dies uh we've only sold out one night exactly where did alexis go um she went for a run apparently there are some really big changes happening in her life right now yeah i should say so why are you waving a thermometer in my face it's a pregnancy test ew what sorry david i know where else to turn it's probably nothing but i think i've killed a man uh um talk to the guests with your face uh smile with your eyes what the [ __ ] does that mean ah ah you've been going to the gym cause that looked effortless well it's a smiley face so i'm assuming it's a positive result well that's presumptuous are we 100 sure it's hers well this test is 100 sure at someone's oh are you serious i was ready to stop after one come to think of it she has been very up and down lately but i've been just chalking that up to the fact that her personal life is like a steaming pile of someone needs to talk to her well don't look at me i'm pretty sure she already knows it's a mistake no i'll talk to her yes i'll tell her she has no right to lay this financial and psychological burden on us well maybe i'll talk to her now she has to move into one of those homes for unwed mothers oh my god imagine myra that's not gonna happen oh i'm sure there are plenty of them on this side of the tracks let the nuns take care of the little stranger what alexis needs now is to feel supported by her family okay um i'm just gonna say it i am not in a place right now to be emotionally available to a baby you know i'm a little disappointed in you david you spent a lot of time with alexis you could have done a better job looking out for her okay i'm sorry i'm not a condom oh my god this is where you live isn't it ah i'm so sorry i didn't put that together it's like i completely forgot about you oh my god no babe please it's like it's so good to see you i know um alexis do you mind telling your phone to [ __ ] off i woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step start later please i could never know what the day was us florida i ran into the elderly gentleman outside his room and he asked me for a painkiller and i told him i didn't have one okay but i did have one in fact i had several sample packets in my purse i'd come from the pharmacy and they were just out in a bowl but i refused the man and the next thing i know he turns out dead well why didn't you just give him the pill because damn it because i can barely come to terms with the fact that i've resorted to hoarding sample packets of a basic headache medication let alone reveal it to the world this is what my life has come to david killing a man over a complimentary bolus okay well are you even sure that the pill would have saved his life we'll have to let the courts decide the courts well now that you've unloaded this on me what am i an accomplice david i came here to be talked off alleged not pushed can you imagine this in prison oh he thought you were pregnant what ew well we all did oh my god that's so mean oh look who's here where were you all night um out side i was outside a little past curfew oh burn david i'm sorry i was processing alexis's situation david alexis it's okay um i mean have your fun now david because when the twins arrive i'm gonna really need your help um that's a hard pass you're gonna be so involved in their lives your body your problem dave oh hi david oh what's that what's what you got a little red um is that a bug bite or a little mouth-shaped sunburn looks like a hickey actually but it's not it's not a it's not a hickey right because that would be disgusting and wildly unprofessional david did you give me a hickey okay no i didn't i gave you a a half hickey because we haven't had the time or the privacy for me to give you a full hickey they used to do this act every year at our christmas party and you can't unsee something like this [Music] on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me the keys to a lamborghini i have a job for you are you serious yeah i just like i can't talk about it around albany because she needs to get fired first so basically the job is yours if you want it you told me to keep it a secret and that's exactly what i did even from [Music] myself [Music] just so that you know making someone choose between two things that you like is not exactly a compromise i am fine with compromise it's just this situation that's bothering me so why don't we just put everything back exactly as it was and start again so in that case i know that you were planning to go pick up the tote bags later this afternoon even though i'd asked you to do that two days ago so maybe in the interest of compromise you could go and and do that now fine stevie would you care to join me no fair enough so you guys are just gonna stay behind and talk about me after i've left you know swap stories about how i don't compromise yeah pretty much mom in here oh thank god the internet says you're dead what what do you mean who's saying that your mother's not dead i'm standing right here yeah well now i know but it's weird cause they're still saying it so people are believing it um well it doesn't help that alexis just tweeted goodbye to a great actress with a cool sunglasses emoji hey i'm wearing sunglasses because i'm in mourning david what is the source of this falsehood and what photo are they using unclear and primarily a headshot from the 90s so fresh and young and permed so what are you saying the entire internet thinks your mother is dead um well not like the entire internet it's not even trending which is actually kind of sad that's what you think is sad there's a family member i feel we can say anything to each other sure and quite frankly your lifestyle choices are making me just a little nervous don't worry about me um okay good oh there's a little piece of skin back there i got it still good notice some of our more discreet backroom items are now on display at the front of the store that would have nothing to do with the conversation we just had before i left would it oh well people have been asking for plungers and uh you insist on keeping them hidden away in the back room because you find them offensive so uh i thought given the demand for some more basic items this could be a good opportunity for you to make a compromise okay i mean if assaulting customers with the site of a toilet plunger the minute they walk in the door is something that you consider to be an effective business strategy then that is a compromise that i am willing to make make sure look at his face look at your face yes yes okay great well then obviously you'll have no problem if i get the toilet brushes out here too is something wrong david no no stevie no this is not not how i imagined my resurrection news to break impeccably dressed woman wanders out of podunk motel no that's not the headline okay i have never heard someone say so many wrong things one after the other consecutively in a row you know i have to say we hadn't put these babies out there it's a strong possibility we wouldn't have sold two of them today and a brush but at what cost you know and the markup on the plunger is actually very good hmm makes me think that we should be taking more products from the back and actually putting them out here okay no no no no no no no no fine i'm terrible at compromise there i said it like beyonce i excel as a solo artist and i was also dressed by my mother well into my teens okay what's up okay so i wanted to get some advice like grilled girl cause you're always so good with boy stuff so david's at work and you had nobody else to talk to what okay you know what i can't have your personal drama storming over my business dealings right now so i think it's best if you got out of the car and walked home walked home that would take like 15 minutes david that's absolutely not happening according to this you're alive again well looks like we're back sweetheart well it was fun while it lasted i guess we should think about returning some of these gifts john they're perishable let's see what this says alexis elmdale college alexis rose majoring in marketing and looks like a bit of a typo pubic relation oh my god give me that well honey obviously it's a bit of a misprint is it though do you think david do not diminish your sister's accomplishments she didn't do anything to you dr lasky i wanted to frame this it looks good something arrived at the front desk for you it appears someone has something to celebrate why would patrick do that that was my first thought celebrating a monthly anniversary seems a bit of a reach but then alexis informed us that this is the longest relationship you've ever had four whole months steve how about that okay this is not the longest relationship i've ever had i had a very intimate connection with tony for several years she was your pen pal david she was in a penitentiary dear oh before you go in a bit of advice from someone who's been around okay pretty sure we didn't ask you but sure if and when you meet someone who catches your eye hold his gaze then walk up behind him trace a single finger down his back and if he follows you into a dark corner of the bar it's meant to be okay that sounds super embarrassing patrick is not being invited to a barbecue is he pulling back no he asked you about an open relationship not yet we are also a family-run business this is my sister oh i thought you had a male business partner oh i do she is an intern oh um in training to be ceo of executive buying okay anyway i called it off before i moved here okay you know what you don't need to explain yourself i think i think that i do and i know you do that's just what i'm supposed to be saying in the moment so please continue okay get up before i change my mind i can't get up no oh my god david ah this is really pathetic what kind of spot is it and will there be treatments you're a monster i'm gonna do something uncharacteristic and ask your advice is there something off about the way that i look did someone mention the posture thing what is it the utility shirts no no okay um we should probably just go ahead and tell me what you meant then yeah um so your dad got me a suitcase of makeup no no um and he suggested that i wear it every day so i'm having a really hard time not taking that personally here's the thing you should know about my dad sweetest little guy gives the worst gifts okay well that makes me feel a little better like he built david a basketball court for his bar mitzvah oh boy okay and unfortunately the only way to like train it out of him is to show him just how wrong the gift is like david forced us to watch him shoot at a basket for 10 minutes until the ball hit the rim and then bounced back in his face but it actually worked out perfectly because all david really wanted for his bar mitzvah was a nose job looking for a hookup well that sounds promising alexis he's open to hooking up for dinner or drinks that's not what that means okay moving on cause you're in love then you're like falling in love with jake it's impossible to be in love with jake only jake is in love with jake he's just really good at celebrating my body so where's my employee of the month what's up wow look at you yeah used some of that makeup you gave me oh is that what it is um yeah i thought it was the shoes um how did you get so good at this you learned pretty quickly when you're in a ugandan diamond smuggler's villa playing for your friend's freedom right right feeling very raw right now you know um it's just like a lot of emotional triggers like that okay i'm bobby and i am so excited to be your waitress love the honeymooners here at crystal elms please right this way go wow oh my god [Music] okay and i will be right back with your menus okay no absolutely okay and i completely understand um i just worry that if we don't put the hats on that the other guest will inevitably force us okay so hi where are you i'm on my way we've just encountered a bit of a roadblock a hold up a minor issue okay you literally had one job to do jocelyn is in labor oh my god oh look jocelyn's pulling up to the hospital right now wait jocelyn's driving yes alex says she insisted my nerves are fried uh and oh uh the special tonight is a uh a lover's curry so i will be back and i will take your order okay oh wow oh one more oh my god oh john please do the honors [Applause] yay um oh oh no no thank you i'm sorry were you holding back on talking to me because you were getting gifts i was very upset and confused so upset that i barely finished the chocolates david this wasn't meant to be some advent calendar of apologies it was like an olive branch to get you to talk to me i just i guess didn't know how many olive branches you were planning on extending ideally one okay well now i know yeah and now i know that while i was torturing myself you were sitting at home just opening gifts i see you like the bracelet not bracelet thank you what have we here ah it's just a bit of a tradition at christmas parties that i have with my friends see we do a cookie competition and then the winner gets to take home all of the leftovers to their families on christmas day so cute i basically did exactly the same thing with my friends once but instead of cookies it was whatever we could find in our parents medicine cabinets and instead of a christmas party it was an old boot factory in krakow seems as though i am throwing my own baby shower sounds very dark hey can i talk to you for a sec oh always just not now but typically the person who throws the shower pays for the shower well that wasn't part of the agreement well what did you say to her i told her i'd take care of it ah she basically forced me into it this isn't even her first baby oh so it's more of a sprinkle then what the hell is a sprinkle not it's like a a shower but for your second kid it's not a full shower it's like a sprinkle that is the stupidest [ __ ] thing i've ever heard david ah hey it's me good good to see you man see you too yeah yeah yeah oh okay oh good good hey jocelyn why don't you uh why don't you get ready get changed and we'll take good care of the place i am ready and you look great okay stevie you can take the blindfold off in ten nine okay just take the blunts off see stevie we're both up there now why isn't it just rose motel the rosebud makes it a sad stunted thing okay it's just that bud is stevie's last name oh oh that's nice then yeah except his bud with two d's but okay well that would just look insane also i didn't know that is this a mistake oh probably but you know we're here now no yeah where do i put this [ __ ] thing the church had a small rummage sale this morning so i popped in close your eyes moira smaller smaller smaller a bomb no it's an antique tin for your wig pins oh thank you david maybe this can be your thank you that's a dog treat looks like a real treat what am i gonna do now

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Keywords: schitt's creek, comedy, NBC

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Length: 22min 2sec (1322 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 30 2021