The Thirstiest Celebrity Thirst Tweets Compilation

that went too far what chicken sauce it just gets so much worse no you've got parents not reading that you guys dug for the worst ones didn't you can shop okay breathe Tom Ellis can shove jelly beans up my ass any goddamn day he wants and can punch me in the face thank you foreign beans up inside you and I punch them in your face to get them out again sort of like a sort of Primal vending machine I like it I want to bend Richard Madden over who is here make him Arch his back and wreck him like an iron fist going through a wet sheet of paper I do hope my mother isn't watching any of this sit on my face and creep in my cheeks I actually did mail goof it's what I force air into my call and exhale it like a dragon's breath I would let Suds I would I would let Aubry Plaza poke my eyeball out with a fork and step on my throat with boots with nails on them and if it pleased her well you know what it does please me sick you were all sick sick little babies and you all need to be stabbed stomped on yeah Tiffany Harris let me lick that mole off your face Ma how how rough is that that's gotta be like a cat tongue to lick your moan off huh this man is trying to eat you wrong eat me wrong each no I didn't say that I want to suck Machine Gun Kelly saw through his dick and then spit it back in my face oh my God what the [ __ ] poetic very poetic I would let Beck from Victorious break my back like a glow stick [Laughter] oh that's so visceral I would let Shawn Mendes teeth not reading that I'm sorry there's a line then she crossed it Shawn Mendes I would run a marathon Barefoot on Legos while nope not reading that either not reading that one I have a lot of Dreams where I make out with Nick Kroll and they're always a little weird but my parents walking in on us making out is by far the weirdest and this is a peek into my psyche folks it really is I only make out with people when their parents can walk in the room which makes it hard when you make out with someone who have like old parents because then they're like you have to like figure out a way to make out in their hospital and the look of shock and excitement on that hospital bedridden old parents face is what turns me on the most I would suck Bella Porsche's butt plug like a pacifier like a pacifier sucks suck ew it's official I'm just a hole for maluma oh my God I think we're done with that that went too far thank God vechner isn't real because what if I start moaning while he's sucking a life out of me there's so much to that that's a very smart tweet because that's multi-layered I get my girl to call me Bremen Rock while we Hardware apartment Park harder yo Noah AKA Luke James can get this face ride with his fine self you lucky I'm down with the shits okay you come on ride don't get it Hydraulics and all you feel me put your ass in a coma I got my Invisalign in too you ready y'all won't get nasty I'll get nasty with you just want to put this out there Jennifer Coolidge is a icon thank you Gary she has enough big energy to power a small town that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me I really want Jay Park to rule my [ __ ] life I wanted to I wanted to control everything I do and keep a damn GPS on me I'll stay on my knees forever oh my gosh these these I could be a very very bad man if I wanted to but I'm a very nice guy I'm gonna get Nick Jonas's face tattooed on my left ass cheek so I can say I sit on Nick Jonas's face all the time it's pretty clever actually which facial expression would you like to uh have tattooed on this one please hold or this one I think the second because then maybe the other thumb will come up depending on what you're doing back there finger me like you're manually rewinding a VHS tape isn't that like this and then turning yeah you want to be churned like butter for like a long time all these Horrors are gonna clip these of us responding to their tweets and then just and then actually jerk off to them I just watched it go with me to see Alexander literally choke a guy with his legs do me next Daddy wait you choked the guy with your legs yeah but like not sexually I didn't think it was and bonds let me eat that ass like a sausage McGriddle with extra maple syrup I tear that [ __ ] up I'd say slump on that do you feel me your knees could be the apple pie on the side I'd Munch Munch Munch that and wash it down with a cold glass of my Tears oh that took a turn no you've got parents David dobrik please let me suck like I've seen this exact tweet David dobrik please let me suck the [ __ ] out of your tip drop by drop like a hamster ran into my throat so hard that I throw up and force me to lick the vomit off your balls but [ __ ] me in front of a church spit in my mouth and nut in me then lick it out of me show me how you squirt I've seen this one and I want to favorite it but I know it's a bad look but I [ __ ] appreciate you you work hard and you're gonna get places Jordan you want to come read this one what if my manager read this to me Jordan come on in wow it is extremely specific Beast breathtaking it would be so flush sure to wax every once in a while I relax all the time poor skin would be silky I gotta go it just gets so much worse and that's saying so much for me I say these words like super on The Daily in bed but I'm sorry sweetie that's not happening I hate to let you down but I don't have a dick thanks for having me BuzzFeed [Music] [Music]

Channel: BuzzFeed Celeb

Views: 1,453,531

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Id: MS07BXx5Imw

Length: 6min 48sec (408 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 17 2022