Dave Allen on...NUNS & BLESSINGS

first day at school this condom long winding driveway at one of those gothic doors quick studs it rang the bell and open burner there's one of these nuns flappy king huh four years late Sheriff what do you want a little boy me my mommy and daddy says I could come here yes well if you come here you've got to be a good little boy will you be good little boy I like a cheap pastor there's a funny little cross very right some reason first person asked what do you know about God I don't know anything about God Oh God he's gone God you do not know who God is since their sister we have an atheist here let me tell you a little boy God is God was I'm God always will be one what he is his father he is the son he's the Holy Ghost he is three and one you understand four years of age why wouldn't my theological question in the world three people in one mind actually yeah where is he easier well I can't see him that doesn't mean because you can't see him that it's not here it doesn't recovered he's not even covered all doesn't go into cupboards he's under the singsong says he's here with us now he's upstairs he's downstairs he's outside he's inside he's everywhere I think and asked do you love him do you love him [Music] God loves you and he wants your love but if you do not give him your love he would cast you in their everlasting play hmm he asked you into everlasting plant have you ever burnt yourself till universal on the candle what was it like oh there's Sean can you imagine that pain all over your body that's what will happen to you if you do not love God what do you think of that I love them then I was asked who was the fella on the cross Jesus who's Jesus he's the son of God I told you Father the Son and Holy Ghost he's the son of God he was born on Christmas Day and died on Easter honestly he didn't hang around what happened to him he died because of you I died on the prospect of your senses two thousand years ago don't blame me I'm only four did you have a daddy of course he had a daddy I told you how to daddy God was his daddy no mommy yes he had a mommy Mary was his mommy so God was married to Mary no God was not married to Mary Mary was married to Joseph shop between my parents and the church with brains are scrambled I learned to bless myself first time I learned to bless myself sadly when my uncle died and he was been buried in a kind of remote part the Dublin Mountains and it's a real funeral day the wind was whipping down on the rain how memory is being kind of wandering around between these legs this black shroud and umbrellas and dripping rain this bloody hole in the ground and I see no world Zola I'm watching the coffin be lowered into the ground under here the priest say what I think in the name of the Father and the Son and into the whole he goes that's how I dressed myself for years something into the holy good what did you say then the Father Son and into look into the Holy Ghost those are the only ghosts didn't know I was there I saw him he went to the hole

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Length: 5min 49sec (349 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 21 2007