OFFLINETV DATING SIMULATOR (RED FLAGS)

what's up guys today were playing a red flag this is a new dating game we found out okay this game was built for us all the single people there is one designated single person each round and the rest of the players try to create the perfect date for this person with white cards these players also have to try to sabotage other dates with one red card for the two rounds and the person with the most successful dates wins he can fly like just a quick step off he's like halfway to Superman any time you want to get louver eats but it's just like hey can you give me words like no I got it he's not think about this how fast can a person fly though without harming themselves you know what it means over folks people [ __ ] hang gliding they go like 50 miles an hour yeah yeah my guy is the funniest person in the world oh and he's a famous musician he is a photographer he'll take great pictures of you sabotaging me your person might be [ __ ] [ __ ] the funniest person in the world and a famous musician but he laughs non-stop during sex oh that's not that bad come on that's pretty bad I'd rather left almost sharing sex to be like quiet and awkward you know like I've had a lot of sex in my life and I can actually say well maybe a photographer at organic farm I manage someone I didn't understand your jokes you're kind of used to that actually no emotion incapable let's be honest yeah it's a wrap all right so do your girlfriend is or your potential girlfriends a supermodel the guy's good looks you know that means she's somewhat successful and she's also a rocket ship you may think me a supermodel paper without being respectful also she's a yoga instructor you know what that means respectful there's a supermodel walk yeah let's be honest your girlfriend is an Olympic gymnast land Michael luckily she loves to laugh Oh respectful and a yoga instructor yeah but like bro she thinks you're ugly oh that's cool that's not very but she never brings up to your face she just thinks if she ever says there's no difference all right at the very least she and sleep with one of your parents recently had sex with one of your pants if it slept with my dick enough cons well like she's always covered in ants oh [ __ ] does that mean all of a sudden it starts you know respectful yoga the experience your perfect girlfriend oh that's cool car doesn't look good am I gonna attractive person a best only person in the world I see okay I'll go easy on you girlfriend over there it's a mega ultra racist super super racist sexually attractive sexual sexual attractiveness is very important to me they're fiercely loyal and they really love to cuddle but that's cuz they're gonna kill you they're a death row inmate so you can't do either of these they're on death row I love her what do you have [ __ ] white cards it just turns into a murder-suicide try well we're about to die think of all the things that could cause I did on death row murder abduction false accusation Hannibal but she's not like she can like not see me so you're out you're jealous okay if this person doesn't work out for you [Laughter] super super super Oh well-well build me the perfect girlfriend you like coffee no yes but not only that pick an actor slash actress you really enjoy it's College of Maryland romances it is it is okay and that's her even though she's busy with all her stuff this is cheating their person no you know answer here okay this person is a famous artist like I know you love your like your art you know your ancestry has the most attractive personality you've ever seen oh pretty good yeah yeah but she almost the government $1,000,000 she's worth like 50 million she can have that day famous artists how's the most attractive personality I ever seen but all of that nice a nothing [ __ ] it's gonna either person because she keeps talking about someone who looks just like you only better you know all that good person I'm used to being you know like you know mistaken brother so imagine like it our president having their names of all their exes tattooed on their face she's in that she'd make I have a point Mike has a point of tennis - yeah we all have points I think yeah oh wait pick the card so if you're ever feeling unsure about yourself every single time he makes you feel secure matter what right stability okay he has life is this true story that is a movie he is a famous musician no no its life is the true story that like so like a movie is based on the movie the musician he's a college in his profession okay world champion League of Legends as world champion blinks I've made um finished fashion designer this feels kind of underwhelming I got something that boy you weigh okay there's loyalty so they're rich and they got bloodline heritage you know great family they're never gonna give you up lay it down brother out or desert you sabotage each other yes world champion at League of Legends and a famous fashion designer but they don't really take you seriously because they only sleep in sarcasm everything I say sounds kind of fun actually okay alright alright I was fine I'm learning a lot about people so yeah is royalty and we'll never give you up but is there a range porn mogul is a huge in the revenge space yeah yeah like it was hard to tell if like they were gonna do it to you or not but he's never gonna we're gonna give you as we know how to do the rock or desert you you or anything Mike was 12 but what happens if there's six prodigy excuse me Michael oh really give you professional chef so I can oh she need to call she can cook for you and she's a brain surgeon so like that's [ __ ] she she makes a [ __ ] to a money professional [ __ ] you got that's all we mix yeah it seems like all you guys care about professions well honestly what you should care about is that they own an adorable coffee shop the one on the side of the street that you just love your cards that bad you know I do like copies they're all so spontaneous it's fun for you okay not only that but she's a month [ __ ] Keeney that's nice good ones the coffee shop spontaneous and fun but thanks you two people are scum say thank you to people our stuff yeah may be true there are lots come youtubers up there right okay but really it's that much worse than thinkI the last Star Wars movie Louie greatest movie of our generation good okay fine brain surgeon you think that's good but she's really stupid another thing really really stupid yeah how is she a brain surgeon exactly how hates youtubers she hates me yeah it despises YouTube yeah dude why are you trying to [ __ ] you yeah you gotta go with the genie I think your perfect girl has the voice of an angel and also she's an alcoholic and you loved that I only give him a girl drinks too much let's go weed god damn it yeah she's not only putting the sheets she's cutting the sheets cuz she's a porn star porn stars sucker for ice and you guys aren't the same hobbyist cause she loves video games look at all around pause see this is I love this already my hope really has something to really [ __ ] this she she talks only about herself only about myself oh yeah she has beautiful eyes but she calls you by her ex's name every time Hamid it's better it's then what's her ex's name is Faris a misfit man too bad you can't get close enough to hear it because you're literally allergic oh I wouldn't say wouldn't ever touch any or me I can't touch yours no let's go back to the other red cars that name just label the fighters keeps all your friends are like date or you won't say [ __ ] I'm gonna pour sir [Music] so what are those the ability to pursue any passion you want because you have the option of never having to work as you are with them you don't have to what you can write it's nice to have that option your friends and enemies are jealous that's really weird my god I didn't get did you want owns a vineyard and stuff I mean it's vineyard wait is it really okay but the word is vying in your together yeah but clearly it my English progresses and it became vineyard yeah it's like vigor for blinks in this card okay that how do you do this knows everything about path of Exile and she literally won't stop talking about her mother how attracted is her mother just it makes sense that she's a league of Legends professional player cuz she lives in a bedroom with eight dudes including one named Jeff oxygen that's expected she wasn't a pro player house better League of Legends teams they're not eight I was a lot excuse a lot but she won't even let you have internet or Wi-Fi in the house wait Scott let's be completely honest your dad yeah I'm done oh I know people who place $5,000 buy things I don't know everything about it that's probably jug helping out with pay up Adam Excel it was one guy by looking at maybe how many places everyone has to we've three we're not - I'm - - Wow no that's [ __ ] yeah we have an instant yeah we chef how about we do oh we make a Vaughn and we make Mon let's get it let's do it oh yeah your boyfriend is the most physically attractive person you have ever seen not only that not only doesn't not only she's actually good she's like getting ready to see this guy he's hot but not only does he have two looks he owns a penthouse suite in your favorite city he's red [ __ ] that's [ __ ] good for that he might admit perfect in every way but but you will never gain weight while you date them [Applause] if you ever get the least bit nervous about all those Starbucks if he gives you some great massages why do you get so what is it is the number-one-ranked League of Legends player in the world come on dating faker and Owens a time machine I'm sorry gentlemen because you're also never pop of that they're actually Sean [Music] great massages but he will never talk to you or communicate you anywhere else other than facts oh he will text you he won't call you if a little talk to you only you can use these with you if he's quirky why use the support more of an ADK look right so you're just like right so you just get your your Starbucks and you're like and you get great massages right and then he gives a support right he'll never text you talk to you those emails feels amazing night oh it's a time machine and whatever the [ __ ] that was I don't even care what he said nicely because he's constantly plotting to kill you it doesn't matter what he is then you'll never lose me updating them and is Sean well this person is also constantly planning to kill you dotted trunk you trying to actively speak with a constantly changing foreign accent imagine it's Filipino time you send me a letter Michael do you know that these things Michael wait what no no no fax machine you can talk to him and then you just look types of I like up buddy he comes back up right because about Michael he's really nice dude you guys flew too close to the Sun you had all the power yeah getting what is wrong I have the power quit because put this on me thank you for watching red flag this has per usual I am one game in this table of single people if you like it [Laughter] [Music]

Channel: OfflineTV

Views: 9,209,682

Rating: 4.9647765 out of 5

Keywords: OfflineTV, Offline TV, Scarra, Poki, Pokimane, Lily, Lilypichu, DisguisedToast, Toast, Fed, Fedmyster, TwitchTV, twitch, Streaming, Vlog, Fail, Epic, Gamers, Streamers, OTV, Lilypichu Voice, Pokimane thicc, OTV Plays, OfflineTV plays, Joast, OfflineTV Mafia, DATING, OFFLINETV Dating, offline dating game, offlinetv red flags, michael reeves

Id: ft6W28g2KpE

Length: 20min 34sec (1234 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 30 2019