OFFLINETV DOES A LIE DETECTOR TEST

hey what's up guys today with me a lie detector test like it can and we're joined by a examiner over here and who's gonna be taking right her - her name is John [Applause] but what I'm watching is the right edge coming out of these pens up her breathing lower breathing sweat and blood every time he moves the greens hitting the top of the screen it goes up big if you lie or if you move guess let's start at the baseline questions first lily is your name yeah yes that's true are you you guys live with me yes yes no [Music] yes fantasy about no no yes [Music] [Music] you you love me me more than your friends I mean you can't say friends as a whole do you love me more than your friends here at offline TV like I wouldn't kill you please answer the question if Ed and Mimi were dangling from a cliff do you think tous is attractive yeah you think Fed will have a girlfriend by the end of this year [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] you think guys are more attracted with classes she does think she's the best-looking and she will leave for more money absolutely not true yes absolutely not true happy is a relative term of on you know yes hmm liking is a relative term only yes no actually yes yes who do you hope Lily died so you can get them yes that I hope you don't die no big why no have you ever had a fantasy with anyone here yes no I said a not I said yes oh do you think your haircut looks good no would you ever leave offline TV if you got a huge offer from another team what is a huge offer no y-you think Yvonne is always mad yes I literally don't give a [ __ ] about Harry Potter no bad person bad bad person bad nightmare bad person you're objectively a bad person are you who have your fantasize about that about any of the girls in the house do you think you're the most talented person do you have a crush in anyone true do you think you're hit time in the season true well she's a she lost it she's teething scars attractive who do you think Michaels attractive do you think Venice attractive have you ever done something in the house that no one knows that no good boy you think that is smart oh yeah be a hard question yes or no telogen sway in the way you think no no no that's how you don't she's lost it you like be in the face that's wish that TV right now I don't have a relationship here is can you give me a thousand dollars it's the easiest money in effort no true good baseline no yes why ever visit your room randomly at 3 a.m. yes Yvonne do you like it when I visit you yes [Music] [Applause] [Music] no one wants to be your friend or right you're good [ __ ] you got a really big offer would you go work elsewhere no yes yeah [Music] yes true yes yes true yes - do you watch a lot of pornography yes do as I do I have no true I try but it's not for you yeah ten pine makes it feel like it's not for you fed it just doesn't get me going you know like doesn't get the motor you know have you had fantasies about most people in offline no huh little sister yes have you ever used a dildo No with a chance that yes he believes that but he's wrong do you think you're gonna have a girlfriend in 2020 know which ot V ship do things died the hardest [ __ ] weird huh I learned way too much about watching I'll see you guys

Channel: OfflineTV

Views: 11,554,451

Keywords: OfflineTV, Offline TV, Scarra, Poki, Pokimane, Lily, Lilypichu, DisguisedToast, Toast, Fed, Fedmyster, TwitchTV, twitch, Streaming, Vlog, Fail, Epic, Gamers, Streamers, OTV, Lilypichu Voice, Pokimane thicc, OTV Plays, OfflineTV plays, Joast, OfflineTV Mafia, lie detector, offlinetv does lie detector, michael reeves, polygraph test

Id: cZgMiuIEA8E

Length: 15min 50sec (950 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 05 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/thecreativecat1]

I was not ready for that ending LOL

[u/DrJohnWatsonJr]

TLDW:

Scarra - Got the hots for Fed and men?

Pokimane - Loves Mimi over Fed (obvious), thinks she's the most attractive person in OTV, thinks Toast is attractive (but not all of them), no faith in Fed's GF chances, has had gay fantasies with someone in OTV, would leave OTV if she got a better offer, is all about the money (denies it multiple times), thinks guys with glasses are attractive

Mykull - Does crack, is happy in OTV, doesn't like members of OTV, has used a fleshlight (biggest lie), doesn't want lily to die (to get Temmie), has a crush on someone (no specification), thinks he's the smartest, has had a fantasy about Fed, thinks his haircut looks good, would leave OTV for that $$$, thinks yvonne's always mad, doesn't give a damn about HP, Lily is a GOOD influence on him

Lily1/2/3/4: Has fantasized about Fed, has fantasized about some girls in OTV, thinks she's not the funniest in OTV, thinks she's the most talented in OTV, doesn't have a crush on anyone, thinks she can hit Diamond this season, thinks Scarra is attractive, loves yvonne (feigns it as hate), has done something no one knows about, thinks fed is "smart", no relationship this year (rip scarra's $$$)

Yvonne: Doesn't love fed, thinks fed is hella attractive, she doesn't mean it when she says she hates fed, she hates lily barging in to take her bathroom, doesn't like lily visiting her randomly at 3am, doesn't like it when poki visits either, doesn't like it when michael visits, has a crush on scarra, has had a fantasy about lily, has read fanfictions about caitlin etc. etc., internet is ded forever rip, doesn't like being hufflepuff, she would chase that $$$ over OTV, would rather be playing league

Fed- thinks he's attractive, watches lots of porn, doesn't watch hentai, has had fantasies about most people in OTV (big lie), used a fleshlight, used a dildo, believes cowboys can make the SB, doesn't think he'll get a gf in 2020 :c, thinks liberty OTV ship died the hardest

Lmfao, loved it.

[u/skamsibland]

John the lie detector guy was GREAT! Really knew how to play his "role", and played with the energy in the room. Pay him extra for the acting effort!

[u/ricelick]

“Objectively is a big word” i love lily’s humour

[u/HannesO13]

a lot of fantasising about fed huh

[u/NejiPt]

I 100% believe Lily and Fed would NOT ditch the house for any kind of money!

Also, realistically who hasn't been fantasizing about Fed? :)

[u/Extralifewithnolife]

Lots of boy love going on in this house

[u/ManiacLumberjack]

I don’t know about you guys but if someone asks me if I have fantasies about someone I inadvertently think of that kind of scenario.

[u/ktxc]

Easily one of my favorite videos ever posted on the channel, this was both hilarious and insightful