Dark Souls 3 Any% Speedrun World Record [32:32]

[Music] now that wasn't my fault I mean I could have r2 at the end and killed him but I still would have lost way my wouldn't got world record so I didn't matter anyway I'm surprised that was world record pace to be honest that was so [ __ ] bad like the young segment and the NRI segment can you roll dodge the explosion though at least I'm pretty like 99% sure you can't wait you only have one life in this game yes right don't confuse him he's gonna think that you go all the way back to the beginning of the game whenever you die no no no no when you die you just go to the beginning forever number of subs increases by 5 every time you reset I mean I wish it's called a no bonfire run you can't do a noble bonfire run though it's impossible on Dark Souls free can you do on devlins I guess you can con you no no cuz you need the bonfire in for Kings right there's an achievement for doing on - no there's not like all the achievements in dears - I can't remember that yeah you don't need all the Rings and DST though do you oh it's not it's not achieving yeah your dumb ass is yeah you are wrong it's a ring guys wow your knowledge is insane so what does the ring do your weapon goes invisible yeah I know hey but I just I changed it cuz I'd be cool you know what's weird you know you guys are watching right why this part of the game like I don't even realize I've done this like no joke I'll get to a vault and I'll be like I can't even remember what I just did like I'll be honest it's just computer like they'll win me dude I'm like reading chat right now like I'm not even looking at the game left weapon goes in vis the other ring for know death is a right weapon more like no rest at bonfire run you can still activate one fire afk I watch you of my monitor turned off though six-six-six viewers maan caress POG you would you suck like I don't even watch my screen man but literally it's like press for vision Dark Souls free I just I don't know it's just what I've done it's so long now like it just I don't even look at the game I'm horny suck your mum it's like drave driving amnesia dude sweet monka ass XD names love's allow why'd you stop in before blind run twerk for me daddy I meant for the number of subs you'll be gifting you numpty like yeah I'd I don't look at my [ __ ] game I only look on boss fights really or like skips but I'll go back to reading I have to fight I have to focus on this part man I have a small dick mum suck what a [ __ ] no hi dude Churchill names is gay nose is always confused in his pics names a super human I swallow come I wish names would let me suck him extremely large nipples or you've got that license for that muscle memory Ashley is a girl's name a mole w Lowell W Lowell Lowell W names of slow read this if you're gay got'em we could clip this may be taken out of context hi I want to [ __ ] my fans it's ok gnomes we still love you gaming Potter Tino is gone Lowell W names has a small peepee I'm just flapping at this point big Bing geez names is a lesser version of Greek Lowell W Lowell W long bra cough I love you ash names Hart Omega L gotcha bays wherever that [ __ ] cringe Weber motors my ass is the most trained function what this is my lil loverboy low w-what the [ __ ] imagine supporting Tottenham my fans take a spills hi I want to [ __ ] my fans clip it I just lost five seconds kids you guys that's chats full can you imagine me without like streaming and I was just playing this offline dude I'd have I'd have like a 3201 right now being sane how does it feel guys that you guys hold me back how does it feel dude like your other your other reason why does it feel good does it this guy's reading comprehension is insane no joke is it talent that I can play this at the same time and read the way I do like is that meant to me like because people say that's like amazing I've seen people say that it's amazing that you can do both both at the same time but like is it jerking it's like a talents I've been doing it for like nearly three years now like maybe I'm like talented dude like maybe I'm like maybe I'm like a talent you know squalor does it better no it doesn't no one breeds chat better than I do well gaming there's no way especially speedrunning come on dude give me that title give me that tile dude I take number one in that rig come on especially high octane gameplay no one reads bad at I do okay I'm the best reader on Twitch wait wicks is a [ __ ] good at reading Champlain logo watch witwix then alright [ __ ] you buddy wait I actually broke something I clicked my mouse apparently a live game is this run invalid now I took two seconds to load back in this runs invalid spliced I'll never smoke holy [ __ ] man nice menuing bro you suck my dick and ugly how about that dude put it in your mouth and just wash it around like mouthwash how's that sound sound good skies and menuing is insane what the [ __ ] is going on don't hey kupo thanks for the one bit man holy [ __ ] a hundred gifted subsets today are now one bit I'm glad to be back my dudes some people just get it well doom thanks for the two bits man and JW thanks for the two bits as well damn you guys have so many [ __ ] bits holy [ __ ] free bits from golden flame you guys have bitched out so fun grateful it's just banner dude everyone knows I love their money and I'm grateful for it hey don't fix the 15 bits dude it's okay we know you don't do this for money exactly I'd be [ __ ] if I did this for money I know if I took a month and a half off if I did this for money I'm kind of [ __ ] people were saying to me dude you can't take a month and a half off your stream will die they won't come back just like dude if they don't come back I don't give a [ __ ] honestly I wouldn't want them back if that's how they treat me I think I'd leave you guys drink I'd go to mixer and leave you guys never seriously dude like if mixed offered me ten million I wouldn't go because I'd say no there's people that have subscribed to me for two years and they have a blue badge like they have a blue badge like yeah okay yeah I'm gonna make this guy lose his blue badge for money like okay dude like do you not understand these guys don't understand how loyal I am it just makes no sense man it just they don't understand my Lords he can't be bold I'm not I can't be bought you know it's like yeah I'm gonna give heck's like I'm gonna make heck's who used to watch me when I had to viewers used to watch I had to viewers for like three weeks and he was in here every day saying general man keep it up you're you're really [ __ ] good that's what he said to me and I'm gonna treat him like that I'm gonna go oh sorry max I got offered ten million I'm gonna go now like yeah okay That's not me dude That's not me Nick so for me 100k please I'll come straightaway no joke don't walk directly I'd have to get offered by a mixer to go to mixer like honestly I'd debate I'm thinking I'd say like that make it worth it as well 200 grand I'd say like I'd say I'd take like I don't know dude I'd hate it as well because I'd like lose all my boys let's say if they said move right now names like we need you on it platform tomorrow so I'd say like I'd say 50k would get me over there probably less than that nah I'd say 50k would get me on there it's not sell out that is it is that sell out though like would you actually be like wow this guy's a sellout if I like if mixer was like hey we're gonna be 50k with is that actually sell out or cuz you're going to another all you're doing is going another platform it's like not yet it's not like you guys can't watch me if you literally sell out you're a sellout yeah but that's not selling out is it like selling out would be like odd you know what [ __ ] the surge is like the worst game I've ever played and then someone giving me 10 grand and I'd be like wow guys you need to buy the surge it's [ __ ] amazing like to me that's selling our because you're selling out your morals like me going from twitch to mix I like what am i selling out I'm selling out twitch and I don't give a [ __ ] about twitch like platforms [ __ ] garbage it's just full of t-shirt moves I like you guys I like the chat I just don't like the website because I'm not really selling out my morals by going over to mixer because I don't feel like I'm selling out anything like I'm not selling out my beliefs that's what I feel like selling out is right like if I was like mounting Jews the worst thing I've ever tasted and then I said I'd be like guys this [ __ ] mountain Jews the shame 10k boys why this is the file name of a hundred subs level yikes they've been switched after everything it's [ __ ] done for you you [ __ ] rat table leave you [ __ ] he did that you so twitch down the river that's like a slap in the face brother I was watching he goes Jimmy for a second I got gifted a sub I'm a full suppressed supporter now yikes yikes aww type pokey W now dude let me see let me see the truth oh holy [ __ ] you guys are passing a neol nae w's a sundar thanks for the bits by the way go-to mixer please though unless they offered me 50 K a little cat okay okay okay okay I wish I was a headshot oh come on nine [ __ ] you're such a [ __ ] [ __ ] nah bad man suck my dick to be fair you're giving me a [ __ ] would be like throwing a sausage down a [ __ ] corridor each gold all right baby come on don't lose tears come on come on come on baby let's go come on focus up baby oh my [ __ ] god though gremlins trying to kill me dude two quick ones I'm already get there on the perfect line that's the thing about this speedrun as well is that the endings so anticlimactic cuz you're just sitting there hitting cinder so you can't even be hyper barrier you can't be like this [ __ ] go let's go cinder five quick ones on your dead body that doesn't move look at the [ __ ] pace 50 49 hits on cinder I'm not gonna lie I'm kind of scared that I'm gonna lose this run so the death cam here please don't yeah nice one now get [ __ ] let's go baby the reason why you spam anariba is because it gives you two HP chubs every time you spam it do we need a henry command off all i had once been iced surprised they don't I have a sister command that says my sister is hot but I don't have our Android command nice mods [ __ ] it out I actually have no mods here I think I forgot any mods in my chat I need to get a mod that's like here all the time and like he's here every second of the day dude like when I wake up and I start my stream he'd better be on like they're doing it and then like when I leave he better like be shannaenealy it me mopping the floors after I've left for at least an hour I feel like I couldn't trust anyone I have trust issues guys that's the slave breath yeah I mean slave still existent Lee oh my god come on know who my perfect movement is over No nunu nunu nunu [Music] nay Prince phytates when I when you own doesn't [ __ ] when he doesn't put it in my little ass if you get to the end of the game without taking any more damage I'll sub well that's not gonna happen either because I will take damage from watch there's 100% because I like tanking the dagger stroke swipe now I haven't died and they'll I haven't died in the archives yet I should have just said that I should have just said that should I Oh I'm gonna lose so much time on the split by the way so bad why is he transparent cuz I've got a little announcement to make stupid [ __ ] mistakes ma'am now look at that time loss [ __ ] off that's actually tilling everything must be cooled it must be on earth hey spring rain thanks for the Twitter prime sub 7 minutes ago by the way sorry I've missed that appreciated and gents thanks to the reefs up man welcome back dude thanks for the [ __ ] 32 months in a row holy [ __ ] gents is my longest sub boys wait how long's that 12 24 36 four months away from three years holy [ __ ] I'm old wait did I do the mat wait yeah three years I've been partnered oh so I've been streaming for three years now holy [ __ ] wait when did it happen that must have been like this month I thought my stream is doing pretty bad for three years of street meat yikes that's embarrassing why do I always get the worst [ __ ] over now [ __ ] man dude [ __ ] it that was so [ __ ] good that's gotta be gold [Music] Oh baby that's good fun time for Watchers you having fun guys you join the speedrun if I get the dive in this run I'm actually gonna [ __ ] sell my comes my PC I don't even have a firebomb [ __ ] alright come on give it to me baby that was so good to start off with [ __ ] looky [Music] 50 49 47 baby Wow dude you guys look at this [ __ ] Hut I can't believe it look at the [ __ ] pace my insane pace right here this one shoots free booth I would just like to say anyone watching this world record video that just a quick shout-out to lnaa she's been my inspiration on Twitch since day one the way she froze ikat the way I used to throw my runs what a woman [Applause] Gigi did 3232 and when I carry on trying to improve this though I don't you want to carry on I lost time start per vault and Yan was bad princes was pretty [ __ ] clean what just was good I lost his in that section after Aldrich was bad but yeah our state

Channel: Nemz38

Views: 1,949,861

Keywords: twitch, games, Dark Souls 3, DS3, World Record, WR, Speedrun, Any%, Fastest, Time, Quickest, Dark Souls III, DSIII

Id: 6NHJmPMrhOA

Length: 38min 24sec (2304 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 06 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/SueySide]

That shoutout to Alinity tho

[u/MrTheodore]

A ds3 record in current year, god gamer nemz dude