DS3 All Bosses Speedrun World Record [1:15:23]

what does Donald Trump's hair and a thong have in common they both barely cover the [ __ ] there you go man the run is named after UVA if I get world record with this run ba I will mod you I will mod UVA I'll let you delete commands I'll let you burn as many people as you want you got some dark human names I told one I thought a few darken the ones today I told the Paul Walker one I said I added Paul Walker on xbox and I wanted to play games of him but he only spends time on the dashboard that was a dark one I had what was David Boies like last hit probably probably heroin that's another one whatever dark humor ones are there add a few ones I had the wheelchair one those vegetable ones do a racist joke yeah okay yeah one second oh my god dude like seriously I'm just gonna go insane at this point man I'm gonna have a heated gaming moment soon [Music] Vindhyas pus of man comes out of his unwashed for skip tomorrow I've sub for two years names oh my god he has the blue badge then everyone knows you're an up side shad Wow well I don't want to say it is there a free year badge no I don't know what you would do as a free year badge I have the blue Esther's as the two year I just think like you couldn't really do it free year badge good yeah you can't really what's better than that a life gem that should be like plebs a life gem your [ __ ] life gem a divine blessing oh my god I could that sounds good did the free is there any free years in here I don't think I even have it in the ones that hills health yeah that's what a divine blessing is made mo would be nice I remember it looked kind of you see no embers look I wrote a sequel room everything must be cool every secret must be honor a best Azir Australia thanks for the two-month free salad man welcome back dude people work things I like ma'am I can need to look man I playing like trash tonight what about the perfect gameplay I get more depressed at playing bad than I do anything else honestly people in joke you're like hey gnomes you've got no life I hate you your dad died I'd be like call when I play bad I'm like chills bad man foreskin fact did you know the name scholar of the first sin is actually a typo of scholar of the first skin as the foreskin as Dark Souls 2 was originally a penis based game what is wrong with you pledge like Dark Souls 2 is a [ __ ] based game because it's [ __ ] [ __ ] off library this is actually perfect though buddy get kicked or so that was good the [ __ ] did you hear that like cats having fights outside my house calm down lads break it out give it wave you have you ever walked in on two cats fighting they like cats look so repellent they like you walking on them like having a fire and they like look at you but they both look at you like what just call them when you know sorry it's so stupid Kassar damn lamb its white dogs are superior to cats well you guys prefer cats over dogs dogs dogs are better than cats boys cats or dogs chat wanna see if you could have one [ __ ] dogs don't say that VA will cat a lot of you are in for cats a lot sure see this makes sense because bugs are loyal chat and you're not because you like watch other streams and stuff you [ __ ] Cheers you cheat on the everyday and why did someone just write colchester in chat as I know he's trying to piss me off because we Tottenham lost to Colchester dude you guys are uh someone just ran me puts Colchester in there for a [ __ ] sake man if you actually stream do it and have to watch other streamers that makes no sense all right because I don't stream you watch other streams alright so if your girlfriend like was in hospital for like months and she couldn't leave would you would you be having sex with loads of different girls don't think so dude you'd stay loyal chat right now if I'm not streaming you stay loyal yes okay you know what I'm not surprised you guys like cats but you weren't in a hospital yeah but see it like a mental hospital see it as like one of them things cuz you guys drive me [ __ ] nuts would be the equivalent of masturbating while you're away it'd be like it'd be like having twitch open but not using it so you know I'm not on but why have you got it open huh doing that it were you gonna watch someone else watching bonds no because it's still are you watching what some other people it's like watching clips are other people who watches vods on twitch I have a lot of people that watch my vods apparently by the way cuz like I get messages from people in DMS and they're like hey can you stop playing copyrighted music I want to watch your vaad or like ah man that was funny in a nolleke some guy who's like a dedicated vada guy keeps messaging me like every like couple of weeks talking about vods and he's like a week behind on my vods I was talking [ __ ] about him and then he messaged me like a week later after I talk [ __ ] about him and he links me like a feels bad man with a gun in his mouth and he was like stop talking about me when I'm not why are you doing this dude [ __ ] you vodka [ __ ] you [ __ ] you can't even reply to this [ __ ] imagine working a job so you can't watch streams yellows are I'm the verdict I know you know what do you guys what do you guys do for jobs I worked Geek Squad what's that moderating chat what the [ __ ] sent to Mars full-time quality logistics I open pokemon packs for a living tour guide at the Ben & Jerry's Factory actually that's a chief can I come have you got any tickets dude soldier damn full-time meme Lord full-time legend may Joe and people used to have that in facebook [ __ ] statuses quality testing pornhub clips can I have your job I used to be an actual janitor yeah but actual janitors are actual janitors are needed in real life or as internet janitors are just a joke you know I don't get that when people say in Internet generalist like janitors are important man don't stop [ __ ] talking jealous Jana is in like hospital also like gods dude internet janitors though yikes they mod for free [Music] what's your dream job chat my dream job is it used to be being a lawyer but I don't even know what it is now used to be been a foot belong so I want I was really good at football but that's just luck so I don't even know what the dream my dream job would be probably like doing nothing and getting paid for it just like you do now I'm playing games dude I deserve money that's what streamers do do you understand what it's like to be a streamer I understand dude don't know the tough times ahead you have to sit in a chair I've got neck problems what kind of other person has neck problems man I've just sit in my chair and like have neck issues and then like me okay fair dis disturb neck issues I wouldn't be surprised I definitely do cuz I sit like a [ __ ] mom I have to listen like I said there's gonna be like a twitch PTSD eventually every streamers gonna die in like ten years and it's kind of like why is it why are these people suddenly dying they've got the twitch cancer started at a young age now i like i legit have such bad neck issues but i don't fix them because I'm just lazy I just like oh I should do these stretches and I just don't do them nice let us go names I hate you thanks for Eccleston I hate you too buddy Damon no yeah and I think your account play the clip on stream this is a man who streams in bat is this bad posture you want to know what [ __ ] NEMS net MEMS [ __ ] you it bad posture suck my dick names [ __ ] I tied oh it's gonna play again I can't turn it off but there's a man who screams and that is this bad pasture I want to know what [ __ ] them shut up this net mems bad - shut up men's [ __ ] please like this turn it off and then sorry trying to do mock me they're saying hey guys how you all doing when do I talk like that hey guys how are you all doing in chat everything I've ever said that's gonna stream I'm gonna get lisanna pasture I'm gonna get the channel what [ __ ] them the power of dis names [ __ ] you it bad oh my god he did names shut up just [ __ ] sick ear playing well playing [ __ ] that stupid game where you're in a vase and you have to get to the top oh yeah did not get a call with him after that oh sure we did it we did the jump of Destiny this run is officially late buggy buggy I'm gonna drink some more water like I'm just dehydrated it just looks like a child he looks young and I think he looks like a child the thing is man when when we're like 30 or 40 dist is gonna look young still then he'll be the one laughing nice okay this one's actually good come on dude a few days ago I had a huge pain in my left nipple I was really confused later on pus tide coming out so I milked the pus out of my nipple I have free nipples by Chuck Jonas share with me some more [ __ ] what else do you guys have free nipples [ __ ] milky nipples ah there's a [ __ ] skeleton chasing me now here we go noob I once had a wink while [ __ ] know what was it called it's a blunt King isn't it when you get a [ __ ] when you're having a [ __ ] what's that called when you're in a wank is there a name for that plumpie okay that was good quick gaming thirty minutes ago bought a new wife I have a second wife now I make a shitload of money and I'm buying a third wife this spring I pay every weekend I never home I'm enjoying life do yourselves a favor stop trying to make gaming a career is cringes [ __ ] [Laughter] nice true now this is gonna be the world record I can feel it in my bones dude deep down sage is gonna give me the perfect orangey I'm gonna play perfect it's all gonna come together it's bad to quit here cuz I'm gonna get gangrene de Bourgh's the heisted deacons as my deacons that still stand though I hope sage doesn't merely for two minutes straight or if merely if sage chose me Frank freckles stood your band perma you're going into the [ __ ] Shadow Realm buddy fade to black here he comes Algy would be hey IM 666 thanks for the luck dude you didn't say you didn't even give me good luck you just said how are you and I said thanks for the luck dude I actually need to stop streaming it's been too long three years is too long sure it was a good run chat hey thanks everyone that's been here over the three years it's been [ __ ] awesome chat but I need to say needs to change I'm sick of it dude my brain is God it's [ __ ] melted I'm playing bad I'm like 15 seconds they had a world record and I feel like I'm 30 behind that's how when mental is right now dude it's so good it's insane [ __ ] off dawg if this dog bites me run another game nothing makes me happy dude nemesis like abusive boyfriend and threatening to leave us all the time I'm actually a really good boyfriend I'm loving I'm caring I'm loyal I lay it down dude like I said I don't 360 backflips [ __ ] shots every feet dude I'll do all the whole package if my girlfriend like was like hey ninja stream right now I need you and I was on world-record pace I just turn it off dude I like [ __ ] to 114 we're having sex CUC does that make me a cook okay chat you definitely use cut way to dislike you don't even understand what cook means now you just it's turned into a word it just doesn't even mean what it means anymore I've had some great World Records either dead on a Dead Rising 2 world record where I won't [ __ ] pissed and came no no let's do the same things I came a [ __ ] and I pissed all in one run oh all in one run dude who can say that they did that that's a [ __ ] first if anything cuz the thing is there's a part in the speedrun where you have to stand afk for like 40 minutes so you literally can just stand there for 40 minutes so I went for a wank and a [ __ ] Oh at that time it was insane dude it's insane world record what kind of run is that I didn't make the speedrun man he's dead rising 2 if you guys ever play Dead Rising there's events that you have to wait for so like you have to wait for the event to happen so I'm just like oh god I have gay and I see that doom have your night's sleep man you're gonna miss the world record buddy this is the run for sure this one what's the wanking orangey manipulation oh [ __ ] way if I get world record with this run but yeah he gets mud doesn't he oh [ __ ] okay well this I'm gonna throw this run so hard [Music] nice this is the world record run because it's named after PvP good gamer OVA before I finish streaming completely I will 1v1 you PvP and that'll be the finale to my whole stream and if I lose I delete my channel the clash of titans the clash of artists [Music] dude i watch the star is born' the other day and i cried do you guys crap films are you too manly you're too scared to admit it dude [Applause] I not crackers not gay or woman nice one video very very PC dude welcome no need film I've cried at his grave of fireflies never heard it I've cried it I've even cried at many films to be honest I've definitely cried at the star respond because it's sad as [ __ ] right what is that spoiler noobs hello [Applause] what is that actual spoiler okay that's fake news chat I'm a nice fake are you a we've names now I'm not away but I wasn't chat I was trolling I'm not really annoyed about it I'm glad but they died yeah more weaves more characters and anime dying them better kill them all with anything I've already explained what we bees chat a weeb is not someone who watches anime a weeb is someone to watch his anime but then does the whole like uses Japanese words and like fats / like anime girls and stuff it says things like ooh whoo and posts anime girls and all the time and talk about basically it's their personality the anime becomes their personality you know when someone's personality is what I hate that [ __ ] when someone's like you meet someone and you tilt they tell you what they are straight away is slightly okay dude but they really want you to know it's your personality being bad at speedrunning a [ __ ] game so what yeah just go me too man you know when I think a games [ __ ] I just think I'm gonna watch speedruns of that that's why you're on this channel right because you fall I hate this game so much I'm gonna watch it done quick oh you're [ __ ] smart dude [Music] nice is everyone ready to watch the run diet or puggy lucky I'm going insane poggle woogle Oh God now there's variations piggy-wiggy oh how dirty wasn't it I actually fit you guys a [ __ ] brain-dead I love it I'll get the Wagah evolving so I feel bad for the people that used to watch my stream and we'd have like conversations hey shout out to that guy who's probably still in shadow used to watch me at the beginning and we used to have intellectual chats about politics and we'd talk about you know making changes in the world sorry dude now we're talking Poggi woggie and piggy-wig it evening them sup i see anime is the topic of discussion again good luck with Owen French PS is that mod spot still open love you Poochie would applaud shitty whaaaat e hearing him say it's so much funnier hey thanks for the free pancreas nah you know what konista you're in the top 5 of people I might mod so I mean keep your options open dude you might have to quit your job soon you're about to get the job of a lifetime buddy don't take that job opportunity because you're about to get something special dude am I the number 1 now you're not even in top 5,000 mix Suge it's hey names remind the list you like mm name's why do I hate you because I made a football channel on discord yesterday and you said football omegle all soccer and then you started talking about how footballs terrible so you try to trigger me so now you're not like I'm but I am that petty alright [Music] oh my god I can't handle this [ __ ] dude I literally can I don't apply I'll just get so till either this [ __ ] game this game turns me into a [ __ ] baby we get good oranges I'm ordering a pity I love your baby voice yeah I bet you do your [ __ ] wave was like it you're hard does it [ __ ] the pay dogs coming out but then I'll hit me oh my god that was close dude you sound tired MEMS - no well I am man you'll get tired of life you know I forgot to ask Lele and it's urgent meet this question it's a question only fits the most correct times please answer the humble question Em's how bad is your receding hairline I don't have a receding hairline Jeannot who might come tears my [ __ ] aha goddamn dude fortnight buggers may I'm [ __ ] knackered I don't even know why I'm actually not good I am I feel [ __ ] that what is knackered nakid means tired tired as [ __ ] what control is good for ds3 Xbox controllers are good if you've got man hands ps4 controllers are good if you've got twenty little girl hands Sat times don't all my gorgeous stampers well why don't you [ __ ] it dude just [ __ ] stamp the future away I hope this doesn't get wild record because NBA is gonna be a [ __ ] mod you have your man's on your manlet body don't talk about hand signs where your proportions are the same as bagel bus [Laughter] what the [ __ ] are you doing nice house No I even closed actually frying there wasn't me firing what the [ __ ] alright this is my last run guys because I'm absolutely [ __ ] knackered I'm playing like shite again runs have been trash for like [ __ ] thank you for streaming so long MEMS I feel like four hours is probably gonna be good though I don't know people stream for way too long I think people need to chill out no cheering for the sir he's a man falling me nice darn [Applause] that's fun they've been Bob up orangy yeah it's fine you can have dicks in chats I mean it's only a one-day ban if you show your [ __ ] so pink dicks in chats like fine full teamed a band for showing power in the lounge there what's that about so I got a 14-day ban wait what just happened did my game just drop my input you see it dude I need to watch a clip of this cuz it just drops my [ __ ] input are you serious what how I thought wow dude I need to watch a clip of that I just dropped a [ __ ] lb input and the game [ __ ] took me somewhere else nice kill me [ __ ] twitchcon way who owned in his name the is NIM the gay guy he does like I don't know what he does what does he do he watches YouTube videos okay he's one of them ones all right [Applause] oh you makes radio kappa oh decent i made an account for vaad mod VA mod the game drop the input I swear to God our priest he'll be did die press lb free times there or not in the [ __ ] cliff chat have a look at just slow it down dudes but the speeds I like not point two percent every I pressed only twice Jesus Christ man because it must be done there's no way Hema gone thanks for the free month free sad man saying to seven thanks we're still going yep or Oh this is my last run though I'm tired as [ __ ] you kill the dragon like I killed [ __ ] ivi so what you drop on top of their head and first sold in their head that's probably the only way you could get it dude blows is load-in one pump he one shot I [ __ ] many women's dogs don't count VA same thing in Russia hi this boss was speedrunning Frieda probably my Frieda splits insane horrible turn against she got [ __ ] wrecked in phase one rectum phase two rectum phase fruit very nasty how many women's use sex with this week I do six zero [Applause] Madam's give me mod if you fell out of a clip and then someone replies to him and says that's like asking for mod for breathing [ __ ] can you actually give me some confidence for elevator clip sure it's insane it's like a [ __ ] monkey on my back and you guys want to make it worse you're gonna plug the walk out of it [Music] this guy's Dragon Slayer is insane oh my God all oh my god with zero zero boys we back in red still red yeah chat stop being so negative all right let's get some positivity up in here this is the run pod VA is gonna be mod oh my god he is everything must be cool every see - it must be on earth hey Hecky die thanks for the tier 1 sub man welcome to the lads appreciated thank you so good dude I just wanna get to my late game my late game is always so good come a late game base that's where they I just need to get to the late game hey Maggie Wow imagine having to ask chat for confidence because you are so insecure about your own speed run if you want elevator clip to work just don't be an idiot and do it first time prove how much of a god gamer you are / Gerty will go to googly moogly [ __ ] off with that Hoggy Hoggy [ __ ] and donations dude thanks for the free poem Calista and Maggie yeah I practiced late game I didn't practice early game much my orangey today has been so [ __ ] I wanted like I want to like play the lottery so I feel like chat with how bad my luck has been I think have I played the Laurie I'd probably win I feel like they're the odds like I can't be that unlucky I'd probably win the [ __ ] did he just yeah he did as well nice a hundred on red chat shall I do it a hundred on red after stream now I'm not gonna do it chat I learned my lesson I 175-pound yesterday on a five pan bet I'm gonna do anyway Maggie shut up alright here we go had something to lose 17 I had some to score first this car boys Gold oh my god is basically the way it works is anytime NEMS decides to play the s3 he gets all the records because he is just undoubtedly the best player I'm sitting up let's go dude puggy [ __ ] can we stop the Poggi stuff chat yeah we agree on that I didn't start it what do you mean you started it I literally didn't some [ __ ] fill it after I killed dance are there like huggy walking how much for VIP a hundred pounds I'll give you the eye page there you go I'm a sellout what why did that not count well this runs [ __ ] nice not nice that's why we're drivin that count as a [ __ ] as a here I was so weird what the hell there's no way I did that too late ah he kidding Ivan the [ __ ] days currents on mine like [ __ ] 20 years dude I'm gonna [ __ ] kill that [ __ ] my menus a fat dude I'm getting like like the menus it's insane what I don't know what's wrong [ __ ] Triple A game huh glyph [ __ ] left Chad stop like like your tea wagon see all right stop now dude it's [ __ ] actually bad Kildee will do oven oh my god why are you laughing if it's bad because you know when like the kid does something stupid and you laugh it like I was at a party the other day and my sister for a basketball to this kid and they hit him straight in the face and he just started crying I just couldn't stop laughing and I look like such a [ __ ] because I was only person there laughing like I can't keep that in the kid like went over crying to his mom and the kid came back out like 20 minutes later only who's wearing sunglasses made me laugh even more it just made me laugh dude my sister was like feeling bad about it so that's what made me laugh even more she was like it was so bad but it was so funny was it a children's party no it was like a is my brother-in-law's birthday and all the kids came because they're adults and had families and lives unlike me so when are you having kids when somebody rapes me probably still was my [ __ ] in my sleep so never I don't know maybe I'll change come on baby nice dude I did want to get my own head but I don't know if you guys know this put your thumb if you're holding a controller I put your farm like halfway across the analog okay you guys put the tip of your finger your tip of your thumb goes in the analogs right like your tip goes in the hole right your tip goes in the hole yeah but you're not the tip not like you don't point it downwards but you're like the end at the end of your the end of your finger goes in the little hole all right mine was like halfway across so like half a my it wasn't like half of my what the [ __ ] is arrow yeah half of my farm wasn't in the hole and I couldn't adjust it because you need to always hold forward so I was just stuck with like half of my tip hanging out so I was like I was in my own head I couldn't fully control my character I was like [ __ ] I'm gonna [ __ ] up what does a vagina and a chainsaw have in common so basically the way it works is anytime NEMS decides to play ds3 he gets all the records because he is just undoubtedly the best player you miss by a couple of inches and you're in deep [ __ ] now let's go dude [Applause] folks [Music] so basically the way it works is anytime NEMS decides to play the s3 he gets all the records because he is just undoubtedly the best player come on dude that Frida was nuts Auggie my hands are actually freezing ecology [ __ ] I see eight powers face on a 2-month by a nine month free summer I just got here don't [ __ ] it up I'll try not to dude my nervous no I have no feelings yeah virgin would be nervous about video game [Music] just like I said just believe in yourself you can do this just know when you chose your mob that I knew you could do this from the very beginning first try angel pop angel angels second tries all right so I did it my TV my fight was good though that's actually really bad save us [Music] give me money money me foggerty warty swiggity swooty money now money me like pounds are honeybees six or five pound three pounds 5x I kind of dark eyes if I'd lose the run somewhere it's only because I don't want v8 to be mod because there will be too many dicks in chat for me to handle what's the difference between your mum and what's the difference those were in the punchline dude what's the difference between two dicks and a joke your mom can't take a joke dot-dot-dot come on little boy yeah mom nice is David here David [Music] this guy dude I [ __ ] up a red shot live enjoyment so stick to it hmm Kappa cheer up don't be nervous stop being so nervous chat cheer up the runs probably gonna die somewhere go over it [Music] I've seen your kind time hey des thanks for the 23 month free sub man must be Cory sure dude every secret but [Applause] [Applause] nice I've seen your kind time every secret must be on I've seen your kind time and time again everything must be cold every secret must be unearthed why why on this run man really [Music] oh my god I'm so till we do I'm so annoyed by that you cannot be killing there a real real Biaggio thanks for the twitch prime sub 800 sins fix the Tremont free sub deserve stuff thanks for the tier 1 sub man welcome to the lads guys appreciate it I've seen your kind they add the gauge thanks to the Twitter prime sub man appreciate it alright world record but trash kappa i won't trash but it could have been so much better at the end GG dude i've got the world record and I'll [ __ ] via check 9 die hey thanks for the 2 pound 94 Ozzy huggy buggy were around you're a good gamer sometimes what you pay this game PS I'm not paid come on blisters nice get up the stairs dude let's go dude like I always said my main man names 38s always destiny for greatness the god game champ and Alaric legend this sort of east of a man did what nobody else could ever even hope to do make a chap that thinks he has sex with she sister foggy foggy foggy foggy punky wonky Poggi wonky Poggi wan keepo keepo keepo keepo keepo keepo keepo keepo keepo keepo keepo geee walkie pop he won GG woogie boogie woogie woogie woogie woogie woogie boogie woogie woogie woogie boogie woogie woogie woogie probably wobbly punk alright guys thanks for the donations really appreciate it dude nemesis probably one of the best speed I hate saying there's now an easier but here's actually probably the best Beatles runner when he dedicates himself to something it's actually true dude that was my last run hey thanks everyone at the end who came in for the world record thanks for all the come shows as I like to call them you guys come in just to see the world record at the end you don't watch the lead-up you don't watch the the pull now at the beginning you don't like watch the you know the storyline you just come for the end you look at the come shot you go thanks for sticking out I'm gonna play a free minute ad for you guys so appreciate it no joke and I'll play a minute one I'm gonna host someone just go world record host someone boys tell it like we host them here we wild host in boys thanks for the free pound Larina appreciate it now the a mod Pepe laughs ah [ __ ] alright next stream va will be mod [ __ ] alright I'm gonna host Matt hi guys this guy's show some support holy [ __ ] dude hey should I stick around because people giving me money must be so should I just stick around for a little bit just hey guys give me your money now chat like give me it chat just give me it now I'm gonna go off in like two minutes just give me check give me just give me it now and then will I'm joking hey Davey thanks for the tear-free sad man pretty sure dude welcome to the lads appreciate it let's go host knacks boys he's a really cool guy appreciate it oh hey thanks for the two-month free sub records all time appreciated everything must be alright

Channel: Nemz38

Views: 870,764

Keywords: twitch, games, DS3, DSIII, Dark Souls III, Dark Souls 3, Speedrun, WR, World Record, All Bosses

Id: DFiMfNnH0Ls

Length: 92min 11sec (5531 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 02 2019