FUNNIEST TEXTS EVER V6

doodle dog Oh wants you to like the video and subscribe right now dude are you throwing stones at my window what do you have a phone for okay sorry you're right did you just throw your phone at my window so your account has been hacked Instagram no bank account oh thank god Albert Einstein MC square equals E it's e equals MC square I don't care mutants still the best why aren't you attending my calls wait I can explain then explain I like my ringtone I found lipstick in your clothes wait I can explain just ask her the shade and the brand fame what's the name of this anime character which one hi are you still selling that truck yes can you send a picture of the truck dumbass sorry you're great on just passed away law why is that funny it's not funny David what do you mean mom law means laughing out loud oh my goodness I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love I have to call everyone back Oh God Hungary then you should probably eat maybe I can find some food if I check the fridge there is no way you will find something in your fridge you are really rushin to get those puns out there are real Spain to put up with really I don't believe you you gotta be kidding me then mark my words you will not find better puns can you think of any more puns no Iran out of ideas boss here's a pic of my thermometer from the last time I was sick in case anyone needs an excuse to get out of work can't coming I'm sick did you mean to send the whole meme or just the picture trick see you in 10 hey grandma I think I left a bag at your house Finders Keepers be tonight is the night for me and Kyle nervous but excited call me the night for what you better be talking about math homework that was for Danny sorry dad ignore that though like how I will answer your phone what's my favorite animal ah babe really shut up bee I'm thinking a watermelon speech 100 how was your flight this is his girlfriend who are you exactly why are you texting him okay first of all stop calling yourself his girlfriend to make yourself feel better than the other girls we all know ya ain't official so don't flatter yourself second I'm the girl that can make any girl go from girlfriend to ex real quick now how was my brother's flight be more how many likes online mean page to delete your profile on extras left comm please please the kids at school are making fun of me I don't care Donny 20,000 likes and I will start using only tinder hey wanna come over and hang sorry man I got grounded so I can't what did you do I got in a fight with my mom and she said son of a and I yelled hell yes I am good going bro I hate you oh sorry my cats stepped on my keyboard long okay want to hear a secret yeah sure I don't have a cat you must be wearing space pants cause your asses out of this world actually they are softball pants cause my ass is so out of your league X how much do you hate me if my phone was on 99% I'd unplug your life support and plug in my charger to get 100% you know what happens when a 40 kilogram kid is jogging with speed of 8 kilometers per hour and her 8000 kilogram truck hits him from back with speed of 50 kilometers per hour I don't know I'm not good at physics he freakin dies yeah anyway on off my license today tell me a joke I'm like a refrigerator with a burst pipe cool but broken on the inside I are you good did loops in the sink I mean did you poop on the shrink on the shower why won't my phone write what I tell it to did you poop in the shrink shower um oh I didn't poop in the shower sink or on my shrink law you sound like dr. Seuss calling you and I just really like you so if when all of this is over and you're down to bail out some time let me know Matt that's really sweet but I only see you like a brother like a stepbrother what the Frick what I think I like this girl really who um she kind of looks like you or is it me know your sister destruction 100 that I think I might be gay I don't get it you think you might be gay you're unsure yeah tell you what I'll send you some gay prawn by email and we will see if it does anything for you okay it does nothing so the sight of two grown men blowing each other and freaking up the ass doesn't arouse you dad normally it does but not when it's you and uncle Steve bro you from India yeah nice would you freak a cow hell naw bro I'd never touch your mom destruction one hundred I'm going to beat the out of you on Monday um excuse me look who you're texting oMFG I'm so sorry mom I meant to send that to Maddie why do you want to beat up Maddie she is such a nice girl and you're grounded for a month by the way mom she called me Abby and she said that I took after my mom and that uris and that her dad said you used to be a stripper is that true the killaby this world is so fake everything is fake hair I will suicide today bro nice decision bro you dead no the poison was fake too bro I love you WTF what do you mean WTF welcome to friendzone is it's the right number for the phone repair sure is what can I do for you as you see there is a massive crack grow the freghar hey beauty how are you she's in the bathroom this is her boyfriend what did you want hey handsome how are you I want to be more than friends you mean best friends no more oMG mega best friends yay don't make 9/11 memes plays my dad died in 9/11 oh I'm sorry he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia give me the plant bro quit sending me vas just tell me how much weed you want twenty dollars for a gram what oMG sorry wrong person grandma a gram of what oh I was telling my friend you should always give at least 20 dollars to a grandma so when I see you I owe you 20 dollars grandma would you like to freak tomorrow oh shiz autocorrect didn't mean to say that what did you mean to say there would you like to Frick today can you come out yeah in a minute I'm I know that city come out to the car car I'm gay hi honey how was your day what the Frick mom why'd you type up in emoticon I don't know what you mean this is an alien smiley face no it's not it's a bean who told you that well I saw it in some of your brother's texts to his girlfriend and when I asked he said it was an alien wait so this isn't an alien getting on a ship no mom it isn't can you explain the cell division very fast thanks mom I'm freaking out I think this guy is stalking me slow down honey what is going on every time I take a step forward he takes a step forward every time I take a step back he takes a step back wait where are you at target remember you wanted me to pick up those batteries are you sure you're not just in line did you go to the liquid zoo where you can walk inside you mean aquarium yes it's a freaking aquarium not a liquid zoo okay Rick I forgot what are you doing laying in bed up just laying in bed nothing else I'm eating cereal haha nice what would you do if I was in bed next to you eat my cereal lot I mean if the cereal wasn't there then I'd get out of bed and go get cereal who are you someone changed the names in my phone what did they change my name to chosen one don't change it back but who are you I'm the chosen one he is the chosen one he will bring balance trained him did you know friends are like trees they fall over if you repeatedly hit them with an axe I'm about to do something in the name of science trick me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Laura now it is grace hahahaha Oh Frick I just got it ha ha ha so I guess we've got to Frick correct did you left your phone at my house hello jack why aren't you answering oh wait hallo bro you good at math right hi yes I am but if I cut a cake into three pieces each piece will be 0.333 of the main piece right correct okay if we multiply three by 0.333 we get zero point nine nine nine so what happened to zero point zero zero one we will find it on the knife oh thanks hey bro you ready for history sounds tomorrow yeah bro you can ask me anything okay let me test you then what ended in 1986 1985 yeah bro you definitely ready mom stop you are not funny you never make jokes I made you you ever think about us getting back together now I don't want a chick who's been married before or has kids I was married to you and they're your kids a hole see too much bull shoes dad dad dad daddy that's weird it was cute to call you that when I was four at 33 it's freaking gross anyway wake up we gotta talk what could you possibly have to say to me right now and from now on just call me Mom I've been thinking if the band tato Tommy Lee and Marvin Gaye formed the band it would be totally gay you don't deserve people to love you I'm learning at the land you couched say I collect take your time you Calabar uncle a mini guitar there you go do you have a boyfriend a while back but we broke up I'm sorry it's cool starts dry humping you hey mom I've decided I'm coming out Oh Michael dad and I always knew you were gay but I'm a tad shocked you texted me I love you no matter what I'm not gay I sent my text before I could finish I'm coming out to see you and dad in may law we love you no matter what type of coming out you do Josh I packed you lunch today it's in the fridge thanks MA you are welcome do not shake your tea or it will explode everywhere I mean your drink it is very carbonated long okay mom I won't I'm divorcing your father law oh god what now mom he gave me a stiffy for our anniversary last night unreadable a stiffy you mom I don't need to hear about that no a Swiffer thirty years of marriage for a Swiffer what is a stiffy don't even ask but it's better than a Swiffer law I love you love you too too late you texted me at 238 I replied at 240 what the hell were you doing at 239 hallo sir did you freak my girlfriend yesterday sorry I only speak minecraft enchanting table lmao yeah minecraft 100 how make cheese kak what cheese cake recipe grandma this is Google you're sending me a message freak off Nathan did you mean to send it grandma yes I did now go freak yourself you virgin emergency what happened [Music] which one has been the eye lips I hate you delete my number you want to see my balls who know what the frig [Music] you wanna see Micah let me guess you are going to send me a chicken the trickster that you liked riding me last night oh my god dad do not tell your mom about this that wasn't meant for mom my ex-girlfriend just sent me some pictures of her with her boyfriend oops you will right here I'm fine I sent them to her father ha ha ha ha this is why you're my best friend you're cute no you're cute oh thanks I was correcting your grammar stupid we bought a computer from you yesterday and it won't turn on press the big button I have then try the cord at the back maybe it's disconnected I'll get a flashlight don't go away I'll be fast why do you need a flashlight it's dark we have no electricity you're so freaking fat I bet you can't see your D when you look down in the shower you're right all I can see is your daughter's head freak you be what you think you're so cool but you're not you dumbass what is your problem shut up you don't get any girls I bet I can get ten times as many girls as you if I don't get any girls and you get ten times as many girls as me ten times zero is zero who's the dumbass now students please submit your assignments within two days sir I have tested positive in couple okay take care and submit your assignments before the deadline me it's Zoey Dave Chappelle delete my freaking number hey since Corona didn't take you out can I not like kill you take you out on a date it was a pun Lal you're gonna block me ha please don't do this I seriously can't live without you I didn't cheat on you I didn't mean to send that me when the Frick is that long it's me when er when the wot winner I don't know you but if I were you I would want to know that my phone number is written on a bathroom stall at bigheads do you want me to try and cover it up what does it say by my number it says for a good time and coke call and then your number woman's stall yeah leave it on what if I just come back home at 3 a.m. low low then I'm going to the chaos out tonight what I'm being serious um that is disgusting ok sorry I meant lock not lick but pickup line or a fun fact both alright medical mask help block air particles that we breathe out along with smaller particles called aerosols this prevents us from catching illness like coveted the flu but I don't think any type of mask is gonna stop me from catching feels for you oMG it was corny and relevant so I'm here for it he removed a message why you removed that message new minute new me hey babe hey I have a present for you cool what is it you'll see in 9 months cool so did you like order it overseas like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank names videos thanks [Music]

Channel: Clumsy

Views: 3,331,807

Rating: 4.9289374 out of 5

Keywords: funny texts, texts, funny, comedy, ex texts, girlfriend texts, texting fails, fails, text fails, sms, messages, memes, dank doodle memes, ddm, funniest texts ever

Id: Ne1GBIhi64w

Length: 16min 31sec (991 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 12 2020