-I miss your impressions. I want to see more of them.
-Mm-hmm. -Like, do you --
do you see these -- these Democrats
running for President and go, "I can do that person"?
-Well -- Well, yeah, I mean, I -- you know,
you keep your powder dry, 'cause we don't know who's gonna
be there in two months. -What do you think of, like,
Pete Buttigieg? -Pete --
he's like the opposite of Trump. I figure
America always goes opposite. -Yeah.
-'Cause it went W. -- a guy talking like, [Imitating George W. Bush]
"Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh." [ Imitating Barack Obama ]
And then we went to Obama, and it's like this --
this is a very different sound. This is a guy like that. [ Imitating Donald Trump ]
And then we went to... [ Speaking gibberish ] [ Laughter and applause ] [ Normal voice ] So, we just --
we go for weird -- -[ Laughs ] -[ Imitating Trump ]
Okay, okay. [ Speaking gibberish ] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
[ Speaking gibberish ] [ Normal voice ]
This is the sound of Trump. [ Speaking gibberish ] [ Laughter ] -I've never heard an impression
like that in my lifetime. [ Cheers and applause ] -[ Normal voice ]
It's an impression. -I've never heard
that impression in my life. -[ Speaking gibberish ]
-[ Speaking gibberish ] -But that's what it's like.
[ Speaking gibberish ] -[ Speaking gibberish ]
Okay, okay. Excuse me. Excuse me a minute.
People are saying... Excuse me.
Many people are saying. Excuse me.
Many people are saying. -Excuse me.
-Many people are saying. Excuse me.
Many people are saying. -Excuse me.
-Crazy, crazy, crazy, crooked, stupid, evil, stupid, crooked. ♪ Crazy, crazy, stupid, stupid ♪ ♪ Evil, evil, crooked, crooked ♪ Hey, unh! [ Speaking gibberish ] -[ Laughs ]
[ Speaking gibberish ] -We got to get looser.
-Yep, we got to get looser. -We got to get looser.
-We got to get looser. -But I think Pete --
-Unbelievable. God. -Mayor Pete is --
Yeah, I just thought -- You know, I thought
if it wasn't Mayor Pete, it'd be a new guy
is going to come out -- President Brian --
just the opposite of Trump. "Hi. Hi. My name's Brian."
[ Light laughter ] "I won't make any sudden moves
or talk very loudly. I'm a virgin." [ Laughter ] "Let's do Tai Chi.
Just breathe with me." [ Laughter ]
And Trump is in his penthouse. [ Speaking gibberish ]
But we go to the opposite. "That's right, Jimmy."
-Yeah. I don't know --
I'm just -- I don't know who's going to come out
of this whole thing. Who do you do?
Do you -- You do -- I do Bernie, but he's like 85. I do Bernie as a crosswalk
guard, like, with kids. "Don't proceed!
Don't proceed!" [ Laughter and applause ] "The system's rigged!
Don't proceed!" [ Laughter and applause ] "Don't proceed!"
-[ Laughing ] Oh, my God! -"The system's rigged!"
[ Laughter and applause ] Don't you do him?
-Uh-huh. -What do you do with him?
-We do -- We do kind of a -- I don't do anything like you do.
I -- But I -- You do the old character in
"The Secret Life of Pets." -"Well --"
Yeah, the Grumpy Old Man. "Well, I don't like things now,
the way they used to be." -Yeah.
-"In my day, we didn't have
flame-retardant sleepwear. If you went to bed smoking,
you woke up engulfed in flames. Whoopity-do! I'm on fire, and I love it." [ Laughter ]
-Oh, my gosh. -That was a genesis
from Lionel Barrymore, through "Saturday Night Live" --
the Grumpy Old Man, and then into Pops,
who's kind of the grumpy -- the grumpy dog
with a heart of gold. -With -- Yeah, with the --
We love him with -- He has the wheels.
-The little -- It's super cute --
he's got wheels for hind legs. -I love him.
Everyone does. But he was a big hit
in "Secret Life 1," and now
they brought him back -- 2, And you're equally funny,
if not better, in this one. -It was funny, I -- Yeah.
He's a very fun character to do. And the -- the movie's --
we got Harrison Ford in there. I mean, that is really cool.
-I mean, come on. -Come on.
-He's just -- He's just such a trip. -He's just such a tri--
He's very -- He's alive, man! Since I kind of have
a bit of a cold, [British accent] I-I noticed
that doing Michael Caine's is a lot easier. 'Cause he's got a lot of nasal,
and -- and I've got nasal, so this is the show you do. And the people come in,
and you do the sketch, and then you do it a second time after they heard
the bloody jokes. [ Laughter and applause ] [ Normal voice ] Why? -Oh, my God.
[ Laughter continues ] Oh, come on!
-[ Speaking gibberish ] -Come on!
-What are you doing? -[ Speaking gibberish ]
-What do you got? And the other thing -- I --
you know, look, whatever your politics are,
it was funny -- when there were fires
in California -- the whole state was on fire. Trump comes out.
I guess they got him in a room and told him
about land management. The whole state's on fire.
[ Laughs ] And Trump comes out and goes,
"You got to rake the leaves." [ Laughter ] "You got to --
You got to rake the leaves." -Oh, my God.
-And he -- Trump can work a word.
I never -- -"You gotta -- You gotta rake."
-And he repeats -- "Rake the leaves.
You got to rake the leaves." -"Yeah, ever--"
-"You got to rake." -"Everyone knows."
-"You know, the leaves." -"You got to rake the leaves."
-"You got to rake the leaves. Leaves
like you couldn't believe. Leaves -- many people have said,
leaves." [ Laughter ]
"Excuse me, excuse me." -"Many people have said this."
-"Many people have said leaves, like you've never seen."
-"Leaves need to be raked." -"Leaves. You need leaves.
You got to have leaves. You need leaves." -I like -- I like it --
he smiles, too, really, like -- like...
[ Laughter ] "You got to rake leaves." -You know what's interesting
is Biden... [ Laughter ] Like -- Like -- Like,
"Hit me. I dare you." [ Laughter ] "You got to rake the leaves." -He has a breathing thing, too. "You got to rake the leaves."
[ Sniffling ] "You got to rake the leaves."
-Oh, yeah. [ Sniffling ]
"You got to rake the leaves." I don't know what he's doing. -Now you turn
into a [sniffles] Scarface. -"Why do you --
Why do you got to do, man?" -"I want to go do.
You got to [sniffles] -- What are you doing with me? Antonio, I'm telling you,
you gotta rake-a the leaves." [ Sniffles ]
"You gotta rake-a the leaves." -"You gotta -- You gotta --"
-"You gotta rake-a the leaves. Huh? Put a leaf right --
Put a leaf right there. You gotta rake-a the leaves!"
[ Laughter ] -My favorite
is Tony -- Tony Montana at Thanksgiving dinner. [ Imitating Tony Montana ]
"Pass the sweet potatoes." [ Laughter ] [ Laughter and applause ] That's it. -I want to show a clip of... -Watch the clip.
Why you got to throw a clip? [ Imitating Tony Montana ]
-Here's Dana Carvey as... -Here's Dana Carvey.
-...as Pops, the Basset hound, in "The Secret Life of Pets 2."
-"Secret Life of Pets 2." [ Laughs ]
-Take a look at this. -Okay. All right. Okay. Hey, Pops, what --
Okay, that's enough. Hey. What's going on? -Yeah, my owner got a new puppy. -My name's Tiny.
-Nobody cares! I was teaching Tiny
how not to be anyone's sucker. Word got out -- suddenly, every
puppy in the tri-state area is scratching at my door. Ohh.
-Oh. -Professor Pops?
-Yes, Pickles? -I got to make a poop.
-Oh. You know where to do that. Find a shoe. -[ Laughs ] That's right.
-He's evil! [ Cheers and applause ] -My favorite human being,
Dana Carvey, everybody!
