CUSTODES AND THE GUARDSMAN | Warhammer parody

uh there's the aquilan shield which is my personal favorite they're uh basically they bear the responsibility to safeguard those that have usefulness to tara people that make no sense a random civilian in like like a random hive world or a one single guardsman and then just out of nowhere in a giant flash of golden light like five of these demi gods appear around that person and without like a word really they will simply be there to protect him against all evil i actually wanted to write a story about like like a guardsman on the front lines he's like gonna get killed and then just like out of a flash of golden light like a [ __ ] quill and shield guy comes in and like saves him and they do like a like a bt and the guy from titanfall 2 thing where you have this this random guardsman has to be followed around by this gigantic 9-foot tall demi-god and and like all of his comrades are like what the [ __ ] and he has to deal with this like yeah man i was going to go have some food and the custodian's like what is food [Laughter] she's just hanging out in the pub and there's this giant nine foot tall gold-clad demi-god that's just standing next to you as you're just like you should drink less alcohol guardsmen it will not allow you to serve the emperor better with in the inebriated states it's gonna be like it's gonna be like a sitcom oh no it's my wedding and he's like standing there right next to him this is the best he has a little tux on no he's just got a bow tie on all his gold armor there's just a bow tie he's the best man exactly he saved me so many times you got to be my best man for the emperor i am the only like how can i be the best man when the best man is the emperor and i said it's just ah and then they play like the funny the funny sitcom music did

Channel: Adeptus Ridiculous

Views: 644,833

Keywords: warhammer, wh40k, warhammer 40000, grimdark, tabletop, comedy, games workshop, lore, 40k lore, custodes, imperial guard, adeptus custodes

Id: mQZC0F8nGJw

Length: 2min 26sec (146 seconds)

Published: Mon May 24 2021