Coulda Been Security Tryouts hosted by Druski

I'm could have been till I die could have been records we out here looking for security not cuz we scared though we ain't scared of [ __ ] you sign this you sign your life away to us maybe you heard about the Birdman situation maybe you didn't oh but it's time for retaliation a [ __ ] ass man so man you looking for security we're going to have beef with you Birdman on some real [ __ ] nobody disrespect the CEO nobody brother you doing valet with me you [ __ ] with Birdman we beefing with Birdman I don't hire that use thinking skills brother Smooth Criminal ain't he I'm looking for the grimiest [ __ ] out [Music] here have you ever been [Applause] swallowed get up bu them get up them who going to go to to to with the most big pinky ring don't play with me man I'll beat the fu out that man I just need a bunch of dumb [ __ ] around me that's ready to kill [ __ ] you got to pick us up brother now let's see who going to put their life on the line all right you're making model make model 65 65 380 380 damn yeah what would you describe your athletic ability to be B you won't just be standing around what what yeah any record of snitching who any record of snitching who like you I'm saying have you any record of it record of what snitching what's that yeah what makes you best for the job man man I'm here to protect the money man get money protect the money man do my thing thank you man we'll let you know on the way out what we think thank you 65380 same way you came in right here can't really just explain ain't standing on business I can show you how to stand on business hey how on bro how on bro perfect standing on business damn yeah what size shoes 16 16 God [ __ ] you ble a little bit too I like that you got good stature good stature B any record of snitching not at all ski mask like that what made you wear the ski mask I always wear it always yeah I take the private part of security serious yeah yeah that's the damn right what makes you best for the job brother I was born for this I was raised for it I was bed for it would you die for this [ __ ] though yes I would I eat sleep breath this [ __ ] this is me I've been doing this [ __ ] since I was 16 I flew from Minnesota to be here today that's real you know I've been through a lot of [ __ ] man went through it with bird man going through it with other hey man keep him off that door man you see they trying to get in now appreciate you brother thank you man that [ __ ] will swallow somebody have you ever been swallowed have you ever been swallowed I don't even got a guns license and people booking me with high money what your security name KO why they call you that brother you know it kind of explain knock out anybody need help out there you know B bang he hands work right I like that what's the year making model on this build right here year making model yeah 93 africanamerican 93 african-amer okay the African brother here bulldo you want me throw that in there too bu yeah build yeah how would you describe like a Warren Sap what boots them is them timberin they big as hell I know that I got they was they they gave them to me soy I just took what I was giving I like that they might be lugs they size 17 17 STP in the club for you yeah stom a [ __ ] in the club with them lugs are you ready to die for this [ __ ] brother for you you ever heard a [ __ ] he say you can bench press all that weight but it don't take nothing to get you hit with this 40 facts facts I'm just I'm just letting you know just be prepared you're right but a lot of [ __ ] die with their guns in their hands hey I'm just trying to tell you I'm still here you ever shot a gun definitely shot a gun shot a gun shot a gun got a bullet hole in my car to prove yeah you ever been shot no sir no sir okay sir never been through [ __ ] okay my bad brother a little gassy better out than in we'll let you know brother I appreciate you man all right no problem brother Love 66 330 I'm your gu [ __ ] with me oh man you looking for security yeah looking for security brother record of snitching absolutely that's a fact absolutely see I like this dude man AB [ __ ] lutely you telling the truth tell the [ __ ] truth everybody in here they trying to act like they you know I'm ring yeah I'm saying that [ __ ] you going talk I'm standing that's what I said I'm standing on foot if I got to standing on business on business so if a [ __ ] smacked the [ __ ] out of you and me took my chain which already happened what you going to do I'm pulling my chain out and I'm crashing out I'm crashing out about this [ __ ] crash out yeah crashing out for sure how fast are you in a 40 11.6 maybe 11.6 you know L [ __ ] oh okay okay okay are you willing to die for this [ __ ] die for the rec I'm willing to [ __ ] die yeah I'll lay down on this ring right now dead as [ __ ] no cap you ready not about this [ __ ] told dead as [ __ ] this dedication dedication man let's clap it up everybody clap it up in here really die about this [ __ ] brother thank you man come out the same way you came yes sir appreciate you brother appreciate you man thank you yes sir I don't know about the build there but uh I think he got what it takes it's a snitch you a felon man not yet well you will be working for us brother you'll definitely be into some [ __ ] one foot if I got two one foot if I got two standing on that [ __ ] no [Music] cap uh yeah appreciate you brother thank you man wearing a TD J suit what the hell I told them what to wear man why why they wearing [ __ ] like that man he came in The Voices of Faith Ministries outfit come on now appreciate you brother yeah yeah appreciate the opportunity you got to come dress and impress man how how you going to get down if you in that can't protect the label that way brother what's your names security names Harry Douglas Harry Douglas call me Doug that's a fact sir call me Big Mike Big Mike and Harriet Douglas or harro Henry Henry Douglas yes sir I you said boy I thought you said Harriet Douglas no sir you racist man I like that I like y'all uh let's see if y'all got what it taks don't hold back this how it's going to be this how it's going to be come on har dougas don't hey don't hold back on yep don't be scared of them there you go all right all right hold back hold back you good you good brother I thought y'all would hold up better so you see what you got to go through in this [ __ ] I didn't tell you how to put those down now you got to go through me I didn't see a whole lot of other people my demographic hopefully no might help me stick out who knows [ __ ] you [ __ ] everything you stand for there's no chance he gets touched with me I just go in yeah girl what what what's going on what you here for you here for security I'm here to save you I'm I'm here to protect you protect okay I could do some I could use some protection I can use some protection I hey I could I could use it though you like a strong karate girl yeah yeah yeah what you got let me see what you got you ready yeah I hope so are you sure I don't want to hit your face is that cool you good appreciate y'all let's get M of here bro let's get M of the quicker the better he needs protection if if he uses God damn what's your security name brother NBA 5 NBA you work with NBA young boy now yeah I his Road security security okay okay not here to [ __ ] around I can tell you that you know we had beef with Birdman and [ __ ] at one point I understand you got to pick a side brother NBA he he [ __ ] with Birdman we beef him with Birdman I'm going with the money you where the money at yeah yeah where the money at I like that brother what size shoe was that 14 14 I can see that shoe real quick I just want to see minut jeppis red B yeah them steppers Dam yeah 4 by4 you ain't bullshitting man you ain't bullshitting I like this dude man we'll keep you on brother that D big as hell Ste it on business God damn any record of snitching nah I ain't never snitch in my life not on your resume but if you need me to I get we would have like that if you need to I'mma get down like that all right you going get down like that that's a fact that's a fact [ __ ] ass [ __ ] what makes you best fit for this job brother I done been slapping [ __ ] for the past 20 years you feel me this my right hand I ain't got my pinky ring on but I like doing my pink ring getting with you know what I'm saying really knock the teeth out you feel me and know when the shortage come around you know what I'm saying hold it downam yeah would you die for this [ __ ] I die every day for this yeah let me see a full squat from you with hands out like this extension full extension yeah low rider you dropping low there brother n it ain't even like that you feel me play football squad a lot you call you low rider come on now [ __ ] I like that I like that I like that low you a felon nah N I ain't I ain't you know what I'm saying I don't like to talk about that okay okay if we get into a situation we go to the club or whatever let's say little baby at the section next to us all right he like Hey low rider I want you come over here work for us are you switching teams if it's what you want you the boss whatever you need I got it I'm could have been till I die I'm talking about wh though I'm could have been till I die shout out little baby that's me I'm withf I'm could have been till I die all right standing on bid you feel me say no to Wham seen me come in he like what I did told me told me to do a squat I don't really know about that but if it's what he need me to do so I can get the job is what I'mma do oh [ __ ] brother Smooth Criminal ain't he what's the dude that played for the Vikings the running back you think I look like l fette l fette [ __ ] boy I thought that was you man take the glasses off he said he thought was ly fette Lamar OD they they say Lamar hold him too yeah you serious Brother I like that any other jobs you you ever worked at a factory Burger King Mcdonald uh just trying to see where your mentals at right it's about mentals we need them quiet back there need quiet back there you a smooth criminal Ain you a bad this [ __ ] real quick your mouth me and Charleston white did some business back in the day but uh I can't snitch about it who who the [ __ ] ask about trying trying to give me to tell what who you talking to brother call you back this brother ain't from 97 this [ __ ] from boy you from the 80s I can tell you got that Bluetooth man you from the 80s gave it away you from the 80s n 9 is 97 I look older than you you do look old you saying I'm old boy no you wise you mature that's my last name yeah really my name is Solomon wise the wise brother I'm third wise brother I like this guys you here we got we got beef out there what you'll do about that I body slam this [ __ ] right now bring him out bring him in bring him bring him in big pinky ring don't play with me man back get in right here that what I said what's up what you got some problem what now get a bun them get a bu them get up on them Adam Boy Adam boy okay hey hey hey hey break it up break it up break it up break it up break it up break it up now that's what I'm talking about get him out of here out yeah get him out of here so why the [ __ ] would you do that [ __ ] your chain back loose behind your neck so that's something you see get the [ __ ] out of here man on a Saturday night in Miami you embarrassing the main [ __ ] that say he was standing on business you a [ __ ] ass [ __ ] man damn man I don't even know who the [ __ ] that [ __ ] is all right I see you got what it takes man hey [ __ ] yeah why I tell you the first time I said 97 baby huh 87 I mean 9 87 gave almost right thank you brother appreciate you man that's now that brother got what it takes that's why I call a real [ __ ] ready for anything y'all watch them when they leave up out of when when they getting up out of here just make sure you watch them because some of them try to sneaking I'm kind of scared when they come back and just make sure they're good cuz I I just don't want to get touched yeah we're good don't he got for real I really thought no all jok side I really thought we was joking I really thought it be like some tussle dude came in with some heat some pure muscle and that's why I had to kick it in and be like hold up what the [ __ ] oh he's leg oh he's [Music] serious now why the [ __ ] would you wear this Marriott suit man I work downtown where where are you working brother are you doing Sky R downtown see this what I'm talking about [ __ ] be talking about they working at Sky R downtown brother you're doing valet let's just be real let's be honest that's a valet suit you're doing valet at the Marriott man let's be real I no valet don't come no security badge in everything that's a real badge real let me see that hand over grab it from me grab it from grab it thank you boss Security Associates officer chief officer no not no chief they letting golds in now huh oh yeah yeah chief officer Marriott man what's your security name KD KD yes sir that's a fact what's the weight size and weight two by 280 280 we see we got Brothers in here lying man I'm tired of y'all come in here saying y'all two something you three in some noise boy you three some change I know three in change when I see yeah I'm about like 34 yeah no hey what hey what I tell you [ __ ] what I tell you [ __ ] we going to get the truth you ain't never popped nobody before did you n you a never popped that [ __ ] no I have to do that you ain't scared to pop it is you no yeah that's a fact appreciate you man thank you it up yep you should put some Stacy Adams on with that man but I get it you got to be ready at all times I bring professionalism and could have been record you know what I'm saying yep appreciate it brother demonic those two horns right there yep yeah go ahead grab him yeah I can't even look that brother in his eyes yeah appreciate that man thank you dog yeah walk that brother all the way down yeah walk walk him down all the way keep an eye on that brother we need all eyes all eyes all eyes yeah keep that yeah keep that I'm going to pray for him oh [ __ ] boy yeah we we might have should should have did some background checks what's the year making model on this build here uh 2004 2004 yes sir what you mean make what you laugh about get him out of there because ain't [ __ ] funny right if you come here to do security like we we don't laugh I I don't hire nobody that sitting here laughing and joking you get what I'm saying all the the grin and smirk wipe it off your [ __ ] face let's try it again matter of fact [ __ ] that appreciate it brother we're just not doing the smiling right you get it yep it's opportunity of a lifetime when we're not joking about this type of stuff I don't need nobody laughing and doing all that Kiki and laughing and [ __ ] man this [ __ ] not funny I'm taking this [ __ ] serious the next [ __ ] come in here smiling I'mma put my S on them show them the T yeah I'm not [ __ ] around man he might be doing camera work but the fat [ __ ] don't play it ain't go how I want to go that's what I like to say see they coming in here prepared right who going to go Toe to Toe with me right who gonna go Toe to Toe with the boss see the [ __ ] ass [ __ ] scared man ain't nobody say [ __ ] when I say that who going to go Toe to Toe with meent who hey who the [ __ ] is that hey hey hey hey but that's what I'm saying no we didn't we didn't ask you to come in here brother I want [ __ ] that's going to go Toe to Toe with me me are you no no no not even y'all are you down to go Toe to Toe with me cuz any extra [ __ ] that's standing in here right now you ain't got no gloves I ain't got no gloves he ain't got no gloves the [ __ ] that got no gloves fight I don't know I mean Dy you look like a referee I feel like you could call a shot I'm here to stand on business and ain't going to have to handle him okay up to you get him the [ __ ] out it ain't up to him it's up to me brother okay sorry yeah get him out of here man I'm not I'm not doing that yeah we ain't doing that go he's so happy go Jolly get him the [ __ ] out of here man come on here I go I beat the [ __ ] out that [ __ ] man what's he still smiling about bro we going to fight to the death hit harder yep we going to fight to the death we're going to fight to the death all right break it up break it up I want to y'all to drop friends or not who going to kill somebody in this [ __ ] get out of here appreciate it man they don't got what it takes they don't got what it [Music] takes all right my brother came in with jeans on what's your security name security name Savage Savage let's see if you can do some squats In Those Jeans brother we see how agile you is okay SW those ain't jeggins and I think we need somebody who can move and maneuvering jeggins man I call leave just you feel me little stretch fit you got little stretch fit appreciate you man get them out of here got them do it need somebody more agile rule number one with security no jeans that can't stretch you see me jeggins Ru number Uno so I really think at first he doubted me once I showed him what I could do he like okay we need this one I feel like he gonna give me that car later on he going to hit me on the side he just don't want everybody else to know full 360 loose everything just loose just want to let you know nothing's funny though right oh yeah yeah see how agile you are I want to use the ring yeah okay full speed full speed full speed yeah all the way that boy that's it needs work if you had to give me a pitch on why you deserve to have this just go ahead lay it on me I'll be giving my best I have done uh security for rappers in the past if you know who Splurge is name them out Splurge who Splurge heard he's from Arlington Arlington uh yeah go ahead and name the next one I don't know that's the only rapper you said rappers oh so what did you do for little Splurge I basically walked around in his whole show and drove him home that's a fact we'll talk to you brother what's your name Zack Z Zack is that got you we'll talk all right sh hand we'll talk we're going to have beef with you burn man on some real [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what's the chair for uh it's Black History Month February you know yeah no I saying with the chair what the uh the chair Black History Month yes my Gomery the bra okay I'm a superhero give me somebody to protect protect yourself brother well not not not for me get out of here we don't need Smart Security brother I just need a bunch of dumb [ __ ] around me that's ready to kill [ __ ] I don't hire [ __ ] that use thinking skills so you trying to be smarter than me I'm not [ __ ] with it he a little too smart for my like him I need a dumb [ __ ] man I need me a dumb [ __ ] for Real uh no the chair was outside actually I just picked it up you guys made it to the final five now we're going to put your skills to the test three [Music] two you gotta be able to get up there brother see he willing to hang see where you at you got to tuck your feet he's still hanging huh one thing I don't like is showoffs man like I said they're going to feed the self out this is how we're going to eliminate let's move on to the next drill this is called the combine drill on my whistle mhm mhm too slow too slow next up where your suit jacket at you got to always be prepared he's not ready get the next one up come on loose hey now not going to cut it let's go let's go yeah and jeus mhm good job boy y'all see how that the dust coming up behind him y'all see that dust he's moving and he's moving in jees them dancing shoes brother let's go let's go watch yourself on that come on now we going to go ahead and get him the [ __ ] out of here you just want to go to lunch or something don't you got your suit jacket now you ready let's see let's see oh [ __ ] all right all right why the hell you running that fast [ __ ] [ __ ] ass security we not even supposed to be [ __ ] running that's rule number one with this [ __ ] y'all getting this [ __ ] twisted man this is the meem mug competition we going to see where y'all at mentally ain't no breaking you supposed to be mugging man I'm liking what I'm saying keep going keep going stay in it just a little gas I get that a lot a couple of y'all at the end of this line probably GNA smell it in a second but it's good keep keep straight face I've been bloated all day this is called get away driving we driving away yep it's easy mhm it ain't too tough to hold stay in that squat stay in that squat stay in that squat don't drop it yeah drop to that squat a little bit more brother we got 30 seconds 30 seconds 30 seconds you got 25 pound who the hell gave him a [Music] 25 all right this called gun pull out oh put that gun away put the gun away you can't they can't see that [ __ ] now all boy you stay in it with us you'll be better boom boom all right all right all right we might got us a shooter here man yeah you can't be [ __ ] with down here three two s suppressor that that was not no suppressor bro that was a water gun F you shot yourself this [ __ ] just shot himself this [ __ ] just shot himself who the [ __ ] going to protect me if you shoot yourself [ __ ] I'm dead I'm dead all right come on Uber [ __ ] yep you're moving too much with the gun the gun is already with you man but you got to move closer to the [ __ ] what you you walking with it for you can shoot from a mile away could have been is looking for security see this job this is not for the weak this type of stuff get treacherous we need somebody who going to stand on business at all times all that play play laughing he he haha [ __ ] we not [ __ ] with it see what we do here we put the criteria first and then we put the business out after and then we talk about hoes sometimes I don't [ __ ] around this is very serious to me it's a dangerous label people are owe money every day we don't give them [ __ ] so you got to be ready to fight maybe shoot maybe get shot at right this what it is come be with us one of the few a fall victim pick a side bro brother pick us [Music] up

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Length: 28min 35sec (1715 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 11 2024