Coulda Been House Episode 1: Welcome Home

your die behind this I told you already Yes you in the house to back in the hood again [ __ ] this could have been sign on theed line 1% is yours 99 is mine this episode of could have been house is brought to you by raising Kane's Chicken Fingers welcome home baby BR a going them contest standing on business [Applause] where is my California king size bed mother try me I'm sock somebody in ja well I'm here to stir this [ __ ] up and make it a real gumbo mix y'all made it to the next level get your [ __ ] ass up get your ass up put that off I don't know why I kind like it here I feel kind of at home oh yeah look at that don't run for me baby I'mma put it on you they're not my friend you're my right stand no business you got mothering count I'm missing you miss me what you going to do for me though if you're not ready to compete for $50,000 you shouldn't be here right now you can get your [ __ ] and [Applause] go could have been house one by one all y'all [ __ ] getting kicked out this is tradition anything goes when you in the audition good morning and welcome to could have been house this is a bit different here we're bringing up to 15 contestants Under One Roof ain't no record label giving no opportunity like this listen they better act right cuz this competition ain't for the week and thanks to Raising Canes we got $50,000 on the line you know how much $50,000 is you may think you got talent but sometimes it ain't even about that do you got the look are you entertaining can you do something for us make us money can you fight we don't influence that here but [ __ ] get Wicked could have been house is a place for you to grow to plan for your future but even that could be taken away just as soon I started this [ __ ] Brick by Brick it's my [ __ ] ownership over all these [ __ ] could have been take over the world could have been take over the world God damn this [ __ ] got me feel like I'm on a [ __ ] roller coaster I feel that [ __ ] God damn damn sturing wheel so goddamn loose you got to constant hold this [ __ ] man this [ __ ] Ming so much it make my balls get tight God [Applause] [Music] damn all that [ __ ] you done you ain't going to do it on my bus this ain't no [ __ ] Mercedes don't [ __ ] worry about it you can't ride this [ __ ] catch a [ __ ] Uber you going to be on my [ __ ] list now what you going to do now that's why godamn bring your ass home it should have been we Tippy around business y'all get y' monkey ass on The Bu all right all right all y'all set y'all monkey ass down and listen to me [Applause] hey get hey hey hey hey hey hey all that [ __ ] you doing little shy I'mma throw your little Mony ass out of here you heard shy yeah I'm big man all all it's okay you going to get a chance to [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] something hey that's how I do I get low with this [ __ ] just touchdown in LAX on the plane you know what it is Stars rxs we're here we made it bus trip is crazy having a great time everybody on there has their own scents all mixed up together it smells like a pile of [ __ ] you hear me but guess what I'm here to win genuinely I think I got this by the balls you feel that business put the bch this my first time in this atmosphere I'm trying to get adjusted in the D this crazy there's a lot of characters I hope you got his on this [ __ ] when we get to the house I want you to get out the [ __ ] bus and set your monkey ass on the ground hell we St on business what the [ __ ] is that bu I'm standing on who standing on B we standing on B get the [ __ ] [ __ ] quick [ __ ] [ __ ] tell the [ __ ] [ __ ] get it yeah [Music] [ __ ] wrong with you and the next time [ __ ] this [ __ ] with some I fuckong with you bring my ass clean up out here Tony walk you like a dog ass like a dog ass look at this go damn [ __ ] what you got in here sniper rifle block 30k the very first one the original one I don't compete I compete with myself I look myself in the mirror every day and I be like I got to go harder go hard to go home name ugly rapper how you get the name ugliest rapper alive in the hood everybody call little ugly so it's stuck with so I get r with and rotate do you see anybody standing in your way the other competitors hey yeah they is I'm enough more got career I got swag I'm coming for the position I'm coming for the spot man let get let make the money together [Music] man oh my God bring your bags with you you might be going home brother what up bro my name EG raer alive from I can't to rap for you ugliest rapper alive yeah all right let's see if you make it in the house brother let's hear something I've been on my way for a minute trying to get [ __ ] around yeah really [ __ ] up the Dig I a really got many di but I'm flipping I ain't wor about [ __ ] I put a [ __ ] in the dirt you put a [ __ ] in the dirt behind could have been records definitely most definitely though you in the house thank you for coming brother clap it up you made it in the house thank you bro thank you yes sir I ain't going to let you now big CH big thing the maniac in the society you don't want to see the whole society hat it on me they doubted me I got to play with the car that I was St it's TMS from New York TMS from New York how you feel man I'm feeling great you know it's a nice house you know it's like a mansion you know blessed to be part of the clan record I believe um I can achieve you know I'm capable to get goals accomplished I'm going to win this [ __ ] [ __ ] cuz it's in me it's in me I keep a g I keep a g cuz that's my sty I'm turn up I got this bring it all the way around all right up top in the middle all right got you got you [ __ ] don't follow directions hey hey hey hey hey hold on hold on hold on P what up you didn't hear what the [ __ ] he said yeah over there on top top that one I a small [ __ ] all good all good get get him out of here get him out of here get him out of here get him out of here matter of fact bring him back bring him back I got this i got this I'll do it right this time bro bring him back bring him back bring it back bring it back man godamn let's get it let's get it your boy TMS from New York I'm proud to be myself are you proud to be American proud to be American are you American I'm I'm Chinese American I'm into the hip-hop culture I love hip-hop I just got like my soul and passion I'm turned to hip-hop hey hey hey hey brother we a't tell you all that all right I ain't tell you speak on none of that [ __ ] actually I want to speak shut the [ __ ] up man I'm talking go ahead I Ain tell you say none of that how bad do you want to be in this house really bad cuz either that or you getting back on that [ __ ] plane I really b i I see tell me one reason why we should keep you here I want the fame I guess I did everything in CU you don't follow directions well I'm not built for this environment yet you know cuz I haven't collabed with all this yet I'm not there yet but I'm trying to work on me I'm W in New York doing myself my swag my swag my style is very unique I do like that about you I do like that I can follow direction if you let me you made it in the house clap it up for him thank you CL it up prize picks is the most fun I've had winning up to 25 times my money this season you just select two or more players pick more or less on their projected stats and place your entry testing my skills on prize pick this season is the most exciting way to play daily fantasy sports if you have the skills you could turn $1,000 into $25,000 with just a few Taps prize picks is really simple to play I can make my picks and submit my entry in less than 60 seconds go to prize picks and use code druski for a first deposit match up to $100 that's kod druski for a first deposit match up to $100 prize picks daily fantasy sports Made Easy and I'm just lit I'm T [ __ ] weird I mean I'm I'm multi-talented you know the CEO he already know he know that I'm coming he know how hard I'm coming he already know this started [ __ ] with this fine ass [ __ ] that was trapping you in the house we've been looking for a white girl for a minute I feel like I just bring a lot you know what I mean I got a lot of Personality you're in the house she brings a lot to the table she good appreciate that brother look too sloppy we appreciate the effort though man send them home get them the [ __ ] out of here I never had sex before in my life so you never had sex with a man or a woman I had sex with a woman before Oh okay cuz when you said you never had sex yeah I'm tripping you know I didn't you don't put one in the you know I didn't put one in the bucket yeah come on man I didn't put one in the bucket but ain't nobody Buck me yeah period you the bucker I'm the bucker but you ain't getting bucked I ain't getting bucked you can't [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah off the gate you over with tighten up ain't no [ __ ] me tighten up tighten up I take a [ __ ] man if they act the [ __ ] off okay so you used to be a girl you oh you don't see this ass nah he made it hey he [Music] made you got it yep you in the house get the [ __ ] back on that plane I wouldn't count on the music career C these for the 10 I was trying to get on BET nowadays I'm worldwide blew up like some T why you trying to get on bet that's Black Entertainment Television cuz ain't no white people [ __ ] with me son you brought diapers with you or hell no you wrote that no that's Michael Jackson well that might be Germaine Jackson or it might be Tito Jackson but that ain't Michael S bit matter of fact [ __ ] that you made it in the house I'm first and foremost clap it up for y'allselves making it this far y done made it to the could have been auditions when I call somebody name y'all clap it up for him show love that's all it take your name might be next all right y'all ready first name Craig amazing step up whoa Javon gains Big John Cameron Diva where at first female to make it Domo yeah you knew you had to make it day dream where you at pop it off for every V now if you made wrong this they got to go WR all right if I called your name you did not make it oh yeah get your stuff and get on the bus if I didn't call your name congratulations you done made it to the house so if I didn't yeah you made it if I ain't call your name you made it wait so they going home they going home y'all bring the black table up if I didn't call your name bring your luggage to the table if I did call your name you get your luggage and get the hell up out of here who gave me the wrong list this the wrong list we you come on Glock put yours up there we just got to see what's going on what the bro I'm saying there's no sex in this house it's aemb skin oh my God you are so [ __ ] embarrassing okay I'm just saying what you need a no sexing out keep bro she got two bro she was trying to be safe safe you only got two for 7 a this your suitcase you can fit in that [ __ ] I see what going on man hold on man boom piece of [ __ ] Mama I love you p hold it my girl not going to believe me it's my first time without my phone your phone man Bo that pride and joy you y'all don't made it this far celebrate tonight we got a wake up call if you ready to turn up all night let me get a cudle b c all right y'all come in and get your room cut been records y already know what the [ __ ] it is number one artist thei always holding down real ass [ __ ] this is cut been records [ __ ] die for this [ __ ] walking in this Mansion feel like a I can't fathom it her yet I live in a twostory Dorito bag with a dog named chip so this here is something very different I'm getting lost in here I'm ending up in girls' rooms they cursing me out this man in the bathroom big dog got big roomsa masika thank you we didn't get no room everybody just going crazy everybody doing everything we pull up to the [ __ ] house everybody trying to find a room and they run into all the [ __ ] rooms I don't have no [ __ ] room juicy where is my California king size bed this a trick like we got to try to find a one room [ __ ] that [ __ ] bro I'm sleeping on the roof tonight o oo this nice yeah it is nice go I'm with you you not with me I'm with you bro take your shoes off my [ __ ] bed ain't your bed it's no I already got a part shout out to dusi man you know I'm the one I deserve the [ __ ] chain you know what I'm saying I'm already icy like you my boy [ __ ] I ain't got no [ __ ] TV we made it happy I got a room hey I got the prenal man I got a whole view I see the city man could it can't be better bro you know it can't be better she I'm take [ __ ] real quick let me build up that restant real quick Big B got on [ __ ] check my room out camera man you you in the wrong area my boy you got to go my boy go and let you slide your ass up out of here you don't like him absolutely not what did he doing he disrespects me disrespectful I think he's just a little misunderstood I think he really a good person I think he's slow standing [ __ ] show for [ __ ] that's why the asses is weak they need a [ __ ] bed playay and I can sleep on the floor I don't give a [ __ ] [ __ ] try me I'm going sock somebody in a ja Bo down not talking that [ __ ] stop running your mouth now you mad you ain't got nowh to sleep why you mad why you mad I was scared at first but it's a little bit stra I like how I like how it going I like how the vibe going hey you got to throw hands right now goad I but the thing about it is I don't even want to fight you I don't have no problem with you it's just that problem I don't like how you just up and try to get your rise to fame off me by saying you you false claiming you don't know nothing about me sweeti yeah you right you don't know nothing about me bro you have a hole in your tooth why you evenig be in it bro stand I need something to drink like I'm tired as [ __ ] I don't know it's all crazy but I don't know I kind of like it here I feel kind of at home no we can't get another girl in here this all girls room just close your eyes I close my eyes I respectful is oh somebody there somebody's there Ry CH why you keep coming back here Ry CH can't Char you on the couch I won't bother you no I need place to stay I need I need my own space my boy I need my own space my boy yeah I can't deal with nobody snoring and [ __ ] I'm soring I'm snoring where the botles at one thing about her she is straight lesbian with a voice like that [ __ ] be tripping I had about five [ __ ] hit on me since I've been here y'all like d [ __ ] it's okay the CEO want to holl at y'all real quick what's up baby y'all made it to the next level y'all clap it up for that clap it up for yourselves man y'all celebrate tonight y'all have fun we got alcohol downstairs we got food we got everything for you y'all get comfortable in those rooms y'all have fun clap it up all right baby I'll see y'all tomorrow in the morning I'll see yall don't have us playing football [Music] [ __ ] what's up starzy I'm trying to see what's going on in the N I need my sugar bomber I'm missing you missing me what you going to do for me though you miss me you going to kiss me lick me suck me [ __ ] me oh all of the above all the above I'm giving she like men say that [ __ ] one more time about my sexuality and what I like I swear to God I'm going get on your [ __ ] ass the confusion drama the conniving type [ __ ] that get [ __ ] started like a goddamn Riot and people start beating the [ __ ] out of each other you can't fight you a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you I don't know what the hell going on everybody crazy everybody insane losing their damn mind give me [ __ ] give me your damn give me your Dam hey oh my God I don't know why Snow White keep playing with me bro I keep trying to spit my game her she keep playing with me trying to spray perfume on me bro that just irritating bro that get into my head you going [ __ ] around trying to find out why I'm keeping it a 100 though I'm keeping it a 100 too I'm keeping it a bean with you though okay yeah and I'm keeping it a bug Rich he will not leave me alone and I'm having to spray him like a dog with my perfume man I really got m game for real man I just want to do it with it I just want to see how it is he's been calling me anything to do with Snow Snow White Snow Bunny I ain't say that oh man don't run from me baby don't run from me baby I'mma put it on you he kind of reminds me of a rabbit Chihuahua that's like in heat or something that wants to hump somebody's leg oh yeah look at that okay you need to hey you going to be my hey she going to be my wife no your baby mama [ __ ] he really has a cush he's determined trying to [ __ ] that white snow white [ __ ] I'm trying to hit it fromont back back back back if [ __ ] blocking was a person you know I'm sitting in the bed boy if you don't get your your little ugly [ __ ] looking ass up out of here so Snow White decided to actually sleep with one of the dwarfs I can smell the room when I walk by Snow White in the one DW she she gave it to one I'm [Music] thugging hello a I miss you Mommy I miss you a whole lot like it's dead this is not a good it's bad I just masturbated thinking about you like world Jesus people are listening to that I find out somebody if you sleeping with somebody listen it's going to be repercussion I love you you want this bed back but you not going to get it back [ __ ] this is my [ __ ] think I'm playing think I'm playing with you [ __ ] hey shut the [ __ ] up I'm not going to fight you bro you too easy bro smack the [ __ ] out you [ __ ] he a spicy little [ __ ] he got strength like a [ __ ] I never seen before where you at why you man manig he said he need to goo yeah he did I'm tell you what he said bro all right bro bro I'm in this right here bro leave bro tell your ass leave bro somebody please come get before I heard him bro up bro get get stin ass breath on my face boy dragon ass [ __ ] [ __ ] out off [ __ ] out bro you ain't run this [ __ ] the [ __ ] this ain't your [ __ ] boy this ain't your NE [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you mean I run this [ __ ] [ __ ] what yeah Oho I want Towing I stop playing bro man come on get the [ __ ] out bro you can't go to to to with me cuz I'll give you that's bro please get up out the bed and leave bro I'm above as [ __ ] right now one you get near me it's a Rapp bro get the [ __ ] out bro [ __ ] we had already had four people to room [ __ ] like that and trying to got up basically we had already four people to room like I ain't got no problem nobody like trying to take my [ __ ] trying to take all what get up out the room bro ask me bro all right all right bro I ain't even going to say nothing bro all right bro I kick in your [ __ ] don't say nothing I swear to God I'll murder you where the M good night out this [ __ ] [Music] [Music] get your [ __ ] ass up get your [ __ ] ass up get your [ __ ] ass up get up get up get your get up get up get up get up get out I'm hearing cus and [ __ ] like what the hell Tony banging on the door ladders I don't know what get your ass up get up get up get up get your monkey ass up it was so much commotion man I ain't know what to do get out downstairs get downstairs get your monke ass up godam it get your ass up get your ass downstairs get your ass [Applause] downstairs get out he walk us up out of sleep and I don't even know what time is it I'm thinking it's a fire and whole time the Cam's running after me I I didn't get to brush my teeth or like put some shoes on I was [Applause] scared get your ass downstairs get your ass downstairs your [ __ ] name and put that box over your head right now get your monk ass up oh you [ __ ] cold give me this [ __ ] BL cuz you ain't earn this [ __ ] get your monk ass down [Applause] there hey buddy take them fuing Shades off take them Shades off buddy hey find your box take your Shad lock it out find your box got damn Shad bring your ass home don't be the last [ __ ] to come out here hey let's go hurry up put that over your [ __ ] head yo yo you want to see this box right here boss he don't want one take your ass on the bus then you don't want one take your ass on the bus do you want to pick that one up three two one put it over your head about you don't see your [ __ ] name who the [ __ ] you think you at beon they all yours boss rule number one never get too comfortable we out here for one reason and that's to compete for $50,000 all that friend [ __ ] we not doing that no more all that cool [ __ ] everything with cool haha he he $50,000 what that mean to pick that [ __ ] [ __ ] up man he gonna get on the bus soon what time is it it's time for [ __ ] to act right pick that [ __ ] box up no what's the real time [ __ ] I ain't shck my watch B all that talking we not doing that if you not ready to compete for $50,000 you shouldn't be here right now you can get your [ __ ] and go so keep them [ __ ] boxes above your head we going to set some guidelines and some rules respect respect each other most importantly respect could have been records respect this house hold on boss I heard somebody was dancing on the logo right here who the [ __ ] danced on the logo if you want to stay in the house you better fess up now who danced on the logo we snitch around here oh you danced on the logo I did a handstand you did all you did a motherfuckig going do a handstand all night I wish he would put that box down I hey [ __ ] I wish you pick that [ __ ] up [ __ ] hey I also heard it was altercation on the bus my man oh who fought on the bus me go ahead fess up who go ahead fess up who you fighting who you was trying to fight okay he think he bigger than the label yeah he think he bigger than the label don't yeah everybody right everybody you let him fight you oh he can't go to to Toe with me that's so you [ __ ] lying you fought him verbally oh you fought him verbally ver oh you a he a verbal [ __ ] oh you a yeah but we not here to play games Brother that's why we gave him Nike y'all GNA be doing a lot of running around this [ __ ] oh you better just do it [ __ ] we not g to be able to use that but they got Nike so y'all clap it up for yourselves I wish y'all would put them boxes down damn right get some more guidelines and rules brother no masturbation with yourself or with others wash your [ __ ] ass each and every day move forward if you did not take a shower last night step forward you fell asleep you sanking [ __ ] who was laid up last night I heard somebody was laid up on some coup's Retreat type [ __ ] they think this a bacation come forward if you were coupled up last night and hanging out with a female oh okay look all said it [ __ ] Carter beat yeah oh my God I'm scared of the dark I was just about to go to sleep though but I don't have no problem with it I'm just ready to win and he was just trying to keep me company but it was nothing like that cuz I'm strictly here for business ain't none that there a whole bunch of [ __ ] everywhere if oh news yeah he been trying to be near me but like that's not my type of time I'm trying to be near duski what y'all think this is explain yourself what's the reason man this first want no money he want some stand your ass want some your haed ass back get back on the steps man you better than everybody these mother is sleeping around with each other on the show they playing Mr comfortable Matchmaker like this big beard I'm not here for no woman none of that I'm here to compete jusi don't call me as number one for no goddamn reason go ahead hit us with another one brother you will not have any Contraband do anybody know what contraband mean sex oh this stupid [ __ ] said sex come forward if you just said sex Contraband is cell phone tobacco products weapons what the [ __ ] are you standing up here for no you said I didn't get the [ __ ] back in oh you pointed at the CEO on God that's what he said oh okay on God he don't know who he [ __ ] with oh God you going to figure it out tonight oh you a gangster huh pull your [ __ ] pants up put that [ __ ] box above your head a little bit higher too I feel like you looking at me from the side of your eye curtisy AR Raising Canes you will win $50,000 if you win this competition everybody say thank you raising tell about the Nike boss courtesy of Nike you will put that outfit on right now and how long they going to have that same outfit on y'all going to have that [ __ ] on for a week yep who else we thinking got to think ice box jewry cuz they get a [ __ ] chain if you win this [ __ ] put the outfits on right now let's go run it the last one to put your outfit on we going to make an example at your [ __ ] put your hoodie and your sweat on right now let's go let's go let's go let's go put it on let's goatt let's go keep it on keep it going keep that going keep that going put that [ __ ] on after you have your outfit on you will line up for a mug shot we will identify you we will have a demerit board if you do good you will earn rewards yep inmate One inmate two inmate three inmate four everybody say your name what's your name no inmate one inate 2 inate understand y not hear what we saying your what's your name what's your name oh man this [ __ ] don't know how to count these [ __ ] can't count we got all day what is your name M1 what is your name M3 four five six oh [ __ ] oh my God always [ __ ] God this [ __ ] feel like boot camp you got [ __ ] count and I'm living up to it I stand on that I stand on business he don't deserve to wear that [ __ ] man I swear to God he got one more chance man start that [ __ ] over I'mma kill me a [ __ ] out here bro I'm tired of doing this [ __ ] what is your name m one m 2 M8 three four congratulations congratulations the [ __ ] your shoes ain't you got the least amount of clothes you should have been dressed first look at this though step your ass back I told him I needed a size small my whole damn fit big y'all made it past day one get inside you have new bedrooms we have new bedrooms for everyone get inside to the lobby it should only take you 5 Seconds let's go let's go on the hop on the Hop get the cus back going let's go let's go on the hop on the hop on the hop on the Hop the on theop on theop let's go get your ass up there get your ass up there [ __ ] pick get him up there get that [ __ ] up there get him up there I think we did good boss let's go let's get the [ __ ] out of here man cuz I'm going back to bed Adrian go stand by the [ __ ] you were [ __ ] last night m don't switch up now follow me everybody will go into this one room go in people will weed they self out starting the day you will earn a room make these ad mattr hey everybody ain't going to have one we got to see who want a sacrifice man shut the [ __ ] up have a good night I'm I'm not here to be comfortable I don't care about a bed I can sleep on the floor I don't care about that I don't eat it why all of y'all so desperate why y so desperate for for GL 30 he be doing too [ __ ] much he need to go home I don't know what the [ __ ] ju feeding him cuz cuz he don't know how to listen I'm with this [ __ ] 100% all the way down I feel like everybody too comfortable I'm used to this I don't sleep I was staring at a brick wall and I would just have my eyes open shut up shut up time you you got Fe I'm about to beat ass you know you cannot go Toe to Toe with me I all right come on come on goad hey we got [ __ ] else to who him get up go fight him already that [ __ ] that you P outside trying to come from me and tell me that I'm false claiming you don't know [ __ ] about me get your ass up whoop him I'm sick of you they called me the gay [ __ ] it's a very sensitive moment for me because I was trying to make a d song to my ex-boyfriend and this [ __ ] ass [ __ ] that don't don't got no teeth in his mouth going to fix his lip to talk [ __ ] about me and say that I'm false claiming you been talk talk [ __ ] all your whole time yes you did you about you ain't no crib you don't [ __ ] know me [ __ ] I'm going for a [ __ ] interview they went worldwide [ __ ] the [ __ ] get your why you ain't got up yet why you worried about me bro I'm not worried about me the other day I'm still [ __ ] up with you I'm still not letting [ __ ] go until somebody touch you real ass he say you ain't real not bro why you shut you up something I wor about be on that time with him he the one pressing you I about I know they say I ain't going to make it we don't really think he really have it like that or have any Talent whatever but I'm here to show people that I can prove them [Music] wrong we do leave real real free your final destination come on right with make [Music] let's got a voice like relly a little bit in my self love low self-esteem [ __ ] I love myself [ __ ] I got all the Este [ __ ] you a ass [ __ ] my on my top on no camera I'm a real [ __ ] in the streets next time t on hit his ass bro H love [ __ ] man it's it's not that too many women on the show got 22 minutes of f bro what you going to do when you be the first one kicked out this show fake you got to be real something got to be real they kick you off all that fake sleep [ __ ] it sound like people getting jealous to me don't let him get shut the [ __ ] up man go to sleep bro I don't sleep shut the [ __ ] up just sit down relax sit down relax relax how can I relax everybody sleep I been for 3 days this is a real label could have been records it's a real label and I represent this [ __ ] hard every [ __ ] day these [ __ ] be sleeping on their ass this [ __ ] mean something if [ __ ] not going to wear this [ __ ] with pride get they asses out of here I grew up analyzing Birdman and Little Wayne I imagine me and drewy like Birdman and Little Wayne being by his side and [ __ ] [ __ ] saying this label is fake this [ __ ] is real drei built this [ __ ] in the ground up when you wear this could have been record logo you got to represent this [ __ ] every [ __ ] day I do it cuz I love this [ __ ] they do it cuz they just want the money I wear this [ __ ] with pride every day facts I'm not putting up with [ __ ] [ __ ] get your [ __ ] ass up I can't eat I'm broke [ __ ] look at my teeth I'm missing teeth fighting in the county G Shack take that pce off I swear to could have been records [ __ ] [ __ ] Y'all [ __ ] this could have been could have been record that's a [ __ ] La my [ __ ] for like the opportunity ma for the white boy no we standing on business all we talk about is business round here standing on business for banging the [ __ ] I'm standing on B I'm standing on I'm standing I'm standing on

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Id: jhQbTL5Ppmk

Length: 41min 3sec (2463 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 29 2024