Conan Takes Jordan Schlansky To Couples Counseling | CONAN on TBS

Lauren thank you for seeing us and Jordan thank you for agreeing to this I know this is a bit of a shock Jordan is engaged what is the name of your intended Emma Emma you rang a woman [Laughter] a little bit more about em on how you how you met her I met Emma in a CVS drugstore I don't remember what I was buying was it a male self grooming utensils no product I use is not sold at CVS what product is that the norelco body groom using a rel cool body groom yeah you use it every day no and what do you what areas do you tend to with them you can speak openly here of course as I hope this is a safe space for both of you yes you could trim hair on almost anywhere in your body you get to build a mixin painlessly crannies in fact the new model the BG 2038 has the advantage of this all true what you're saying you're not making this up what's it called to be the BG 2038 why do you know the model number of your body replaced the 20/20 written unfortunately had a nickel metal hydride battery I would take 8 hours to charge it was very important that you don't over charge it otherwise it decreases battery life tell me how you actually met him that's all I really want to know well we met walking into CBS I don't want to judge and I know this is not a judging space but this is a shitty story about how they met and that's without judgment I think you're right you're disappointed in him mama I want to smash his face I'm gonna say you're angry yeah hitting his face - it's like humbles like a mask and then you see the circuits the name and if you feel - he's a robot the concern that you're not super emotional and you seem to have a bit of a wall up I'm a deeply emotional man deeply emotional man doesn't say that I'm a deeply emotional I had deep feelings and deep thoughts I could be moved to tears by warm sunlight on my face wait warm sunlight on your face moves you to tears that's just the eye being irritated but if it moves you to tears as you show up at CVS for the new groomer and the Shelf is empty [Applause] maybe we could try doing a little bit of a roleplay maybe I could play Emma for maybe Emma and we'll just and and and we'll talk and we'll see what those let's try that I don't like air conditioning and I likes air conditioning often we have disagreements about air conditioning we don't have information it's off it's over it's 110 degrees in the valley why can't we have air conditioning so Conan as Emma what I want you to do right now is try to identify the feeling hot we're just staring at me you're a monster monster I want air conditioning and you will not let me have air conditioning and you just stare at me like that you don't say anything then you go in that closet I make your buttons being pushed are you talking in an alien voice who are you talking to you don't seem human to me we're conditioning this is something yeah and when your partner breaks down crying first thing you do is you don't stare at them you just fell out of the book American Psycho and you move towards them and you put your foot you shouldn't put your arms around me and comforted me that's what we women respond to in that moment are you cold and distant and vague like this at work is this how you behave at work is this why no one at work wants to hang out with you you're always alone is this how you treat coning do cheat code like this with this sort of cold detachment you shouldn't he's brilliant brilliant comic mine [Applause] you always smell like perfume man it's not right unfortunately I think in today's society and least in Western society we've learned to cover up our natural smell in East Africa you'll notice that because deodorant is not used thank you [Applause] [Laughter] I think you should be Emma for a second and I will be Jordan and I will show you why then I will show you what it's like what are you usually doing in the kitchen cooking okay alright and you make the pasta yourself sometimes I use double zero flour five extra large eggs - I'm a double zero flour is the same flour as all purpose however 50 percent round all-purpose flour would support surprise with cake flour sorry why did you ask him just what is he doing in the kitchen let's take it from the top and go I would like to turn on the air conditioning why I'm hot it's humid you should experience the climate as it is meant to be experienced for you to have a different temperature human comfort human what is this human you humans I mean her we humans hold on the female unit is suspicious of me what should I do [Music] thank you lord we haven't made plans yet [Applause] what makes me happy it's to make you happy when you care about someone what gives you joy I care about someone when I care about when I care about someone [Laughter] what his pleasure is for me to give you I thought we made a real breakthrough there that was spent you know what that was fantastic group hug what do we do at the end of a session usually it's great yes yes product on his forehead is a real person you

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Id: 1KxSWKBIoQQ

Length: 9min 37sec (577 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 25 2014

Reddit Comments

[u/ok_heh]

Its not that he broke character, its just that he genuinely laughed. That is his real personality, he just doesn't crack up very often/they edit for the best moments.

[u/greengrasser11]

The Jordan Schlansky AMA from 2013 is so interesting in random ways.

Some guys asked the person who made the top comment, and he responds back nearly a year later.

[u/eroved]

Well... time to binge watch Jordan Schlansky videos

[u/amchaudhry]

Man I fucking love Conan O'Brien.

[u/dexisajerk]

At a Conan taping (back when he was on the tonight show) Jordan sat right next to me on the side of the stage. Sometimes he'd laugh and cover his mouth, other times, usually before a sketch he'd move to the stairs and just sit there. No ushers bothered him, you could tell they knew to let him be, even breaking fire code violations.

He was a normal, kinda weird dude, and if anyone said hi or looked at him, he got shy and moved away. Kinda oblivious to the crowd, and watching the show as the crowd did, maybe for advice or tips to conan from that point of view?

[u/mm2222]

Almost loses it here