Conan Becomes A Civil War Reenactor | CONAN on TBS

[Music] hey I'm in Resaca Georgia I thought I'd join up with a bunch of Civil War reenactors today see if I have what it takes to be a Civil War soldier this is captain Mike McCann is that correct no sir good to see you sir kuzmich so pretty much everything you do all day long you have to commit to its the Civil War sir you live in the 1860s feel that my hands get very dry sometimes so I brought this no we'll just kind of hear me out it's a cream that I get what's nice is it's grapeseed oil No so it lubricates me ask you what you're wearing what is this made of wool wool can be very unforgiving under here I actually wear long johns underneath it I like to go commando pretty much I like to let things kind of just swing in the breeze you know I'm saying is that cool or do I need to wear long johns that's between you and your pendulum okay it's a lipstick it's lip balm do you know what happens to my lips when I don't moisturize constantly know they get parched do you like some by the way no okay one question I have for you your earring is that something that Civil War soldier would have worn something new yeah I forgot to take it out oh so you just criticized me for using lip balm little grape see ya go for your hand you're dressed like a pirate who's about to go clubbing so [Applause] [Music] [Applause] if the Rebs are out there I know they are flavors division right over that hill and I'm not worried well I admire your confidence serve it tell me that in about a month if you're still alive you're not a lot of fun to talk to falling right when everybody over here yes sir okay daddy I don't think I've met everybody I'm Jedediah long long tree hey boom and play Fred all right everybody hydrate my canteen is empty sir ma'am sir almost got it goodness hydrate take a rest right now take a rest sir freakin Rebs are that way sir I suggest we go fight somebody everybody need to hydrate you guys seem to hydrate a lot sir really done much yet sir I've seen women in a spin class drink West sir we must add just coming off sir do you mind I'd like to work on my character a bit just ask me questions and we'll develop my character and then I'll know who I am okay so ask me like my name where I'm from stuff like that where are you from there you're a nosy son of a my name's Jedediah longtree I've come from a little farm over yonder where yonder over yonder I just wanted to join the army join their army cuz I hate them too much sir is it okay no what's wrong okay much about sufferin don't know much about numbers and such but I know you do that too much you'll get as shown you even go - look at you sorry but I'm really sorry I didn't mean that's it I'm gonna get back to the character [Music] Huna rib eye laxity and my way live there they a lot of battles to Iowa Okefenokee sarsaparilla Creek battle of all of the garden that been involved now I don't know much about ciphers and numbers I don't know what the sky is never heard of the Sun never saw any dirt but I'll tell you this my mama makes the best peach pie you never did I think about my mom every day I want to get back to that Creek and I want to see some of her peach pie see too much her okay I got cream wait a minute yeah this keeps my hands hydrated you guys believe in hydrating no you just feel this part right here do they feel like a woman times yes they feel better than a woman's hands hey when you're alone in the woods for four years it's nice to have a pair of women's hands handy sorry fellas it just makes sense the motions in my tent come by any time this is over I'm gonna head out west I'm gonna get a talk show yeah we're talking two actors and then I tell jokes about what's going on in the news and people laugh sometimes most times they don't that's all John Wilkes Booth who performed Julius Caesar one time up in Baltimore he's a good actor John Wilkes Booth and I don't know much about people but I'm a pretty good judge of character I think he's a good man you just keep going around talking about how much you love John Wilkes Booth and that's gonna work out real good for you request permission to March or do something sir right hey those Yankees are a quarter-mile away they can hear you Bret I just want to say brother you don't know who you're fighting you said votes from all the water sir I saw some of the other guys laughing my dearest and genitals pardon mistake the captain makes us hydrating to lovesick the other men make fun of my soft womanly hands war is hell love conan odor ah forward company [Applause] [Music] [Applause] let's go [Applause] I don't know I thought you guys would go with me [Applause] bring your freakin hand cream on [Applause] don't worry captain I got this and there's an even happier ending to this story for on that day both north and south United and finally agreed on one thing Conan O'Brien talks too much [Applause]

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Views: 13,361,670

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Id: e_gWsWcs3Qc

Length: 8min 47sec (527 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 03 2013

Reddit Comments

[u/Autocorrectcaptcha]

You need to hydrate then!

[u/jDave1984]

This one and the baseball one!

[u/isestrex]

So wait a minute. They're in Georgia, he says he has a farm "over yonder", specifically adopts a southern accent (not Georgian but we'll let it pass), goes on and on about Peach Pie....

... and claims he's northerner fighting those "Rebs".

[u/xDermo]

“You’re a nosy son of a bitch”