Conan & Sona Meet With Human Resources | CONAN on TBS

Blair you are from HR here at Turner I am that's terrific it's tell me what's going on with you guys I have a lot of issues he tells people that I floated to this country in a basket and that found me in a push and that I learned how to speak English by watching reruns of dynasty I said that once to a Rolling Stone reporter yes then it got printed in Rolling Stone magazine and how did that make you feel it didn't make me feel good he has knocked food out of my hand on more than one occasion she'll be having a cook and be like oh my god these cookies in the green room are so good and she'll be holding it up just perfect like perfect tight like this and I'll go and knock the cookie and sometimes it really goes flying and if there are people around they all laugh because they have to because I'm the boss it's hot in here like if we're out at a store or something running an errand he'll tell the workers you better watch out for her cuz she steals and that must that must really hurt your feelings we went to this store at this shop for glasses for me and you were looking around at all the cases on your own keep an eye out for this one she's got sticky but do you understand how that might makes us feel like a criminal thank you is it my turn yes you team Lee call me a dick a monster yeah you say that I'm Irish so all I do is eat potatoes beautiful lie which is she says I'll ask for something on the phone and I say can you do that and she'll say yes and she hangs up and then it goes right out of her head and that happens a lot if I forget a lot so how do we how do we resolve that maybe less edibles at night Oh outside of the workplace thank you for the matter challenge inside the wall she chokes him like Scooby Snacks and I'll tell you something else what if outside the office behavior affects inside the office behavior that's a different story yeah and that's my story because I think sometimes you are so whacked out on your wacky tabacky your chewy go Louise is I think the kids column there are human hominids your jub jubs in gelato is your bed actually I think that there is a mental block I have about helping him because um does he say to wait wait wait this was huge and you jumped in you jumped in she has a mental block against helping me she's my assistant you have a mental block against assisting me let's understand why let's understand why I think some positive reinforcement happy nice and also he'd be great if he stopped being so passive-aggressive all the time I'm not sure about a girl these are slanders these are libels I am NOT a passive-aggressive man I am but a man he goes into character when he doesn't want to address reality do you does too many bits do you see the bits that he this never stopped it never but you have bits are never ending you do work for a comedian an artist any communication target one of the great comedians oh my god you work for a comedian how many comedians right now does TBS have oh right the Impractical Jokers we talked about his neediness - yeah before we get to that well it's always the Impractical Jokers those Wang's from Staten Island they get all the glory I'm sorry fellas I didn't mean to go after you I knew you all grew up on a landfill you're doing the best you can I hope they have some good tricks that they can play we'll see on that orphanage go in there and tell those kids that we found a father for them sometimes they'll come up and he'll be like hey stupid cult and it says it's you get it if I just said you were stupid I agreed that's not funny and that's abusive but if I tell you that you got a phone call and you're like oh really and I go yeah a stupid sound line that is you which meaning by implication that's a home run that's a home run that it's like he ever seen the movie that natural when when Robert Redford hits that ball and hits it you know he goes out of the park it hits the lights at night and they explode and I'm just rounding the bases in slow motion that just been slowly going around the bases and showering down sparks but do you know that most people do have feelings no idea I have feelings what why don't we talk about this before I tell you all the time I tell you to stop you know telling people I steal babies from the marketplace you've never been tempted to steal a baby at the marketplace I think the stealing theme keeps coming up here why does this stick to you this stealing thing I mean I used to steal you used to steal what did I was totally kidding around this is a breakthrough I stole a little sticker book from Sanrio oh heck oh I stole skittles from Blockbuster I stole ass addictive dumb ones from the market I stole a bracelet from Express I stole another bracelet from Express Hat someone told me to return it and I did and then I I stole a headband from Urban Outfitters once I stole a hat okay and this this is a crime spree that the hillside strangler would envy here we are on his desk nothing sets it to the tone like this sign okay right here when they come in I've done so much for Sonnen all I ask in return is little things like this oh hey Sonu what's going on cookies that's all I'm asking for in return that gives me so much joy what yeah Selita look cookie still I'm glad that you got joy it was you get that weird how this works for us it's sick it's wrong very little accomplished very very little yeah it's insanity and it should be stopped it's your job to stop it but you won't stop it what would you like me to fire you I think we should both be fired well this is great you did this I didn't do it you did it I'm gonna get a job at a Burger King and you're gonna be my assistant I crush it at Burger King [Applause]

Channel: Team Coco

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Rating: 4.9394875 out of 5

Keywords: Conan, Conan (TV Series), Conan O'Brien, TBS (TV Channel), Team Coco, andy richter, best moments of conan, celebrity interviews, coco, comedy, comedy sketches, conan best, conan best moments, conan brien, conan classic, conan funniest moments, conan funny interviews, conan funny moments, conan obrien interview, conan obrien podcast, conan on tbs, conan remotes, funny, funny moments on conan, late night show, stand-up comedy, talk show, talk show hosts, tbs, top 10 conan

Id: n-CzwR9bDA4

Length: 7min 50sec (470 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 18 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/yummybuttertoast]

Love this note from Conan that Sona has on the wall next to her desk:

https://imgur.com/DJh6nnc

"Sona,

This stationary was free and it's pretty nice. I didn't want it to go to waste. Hence this note.

All best wishes,

Conan"

[u/WorstPersonInGeneral]

Conan loves Sona. You should see the car he bought her.

[u/Imajica0921]

Sona has replaced Jordan. I love that she is not afraid to throw some mud right back at Conan. They are great on the Conan podcast.

[u/CJC19922011]

The Sona/Conan relationship has easily been the best part of the TBS era of the Conan show.

[u/Irishane]

HR Face

[u/StuStuffedBunny]

HR woman was struggling so admirably not to laugh. Gotta admire her dedication.

[u/tdlyon]

They've really been putting Sona on the show a lot since the podcast took off. Not a bad thing at all, she's genuinely hilarious and has really good comedic chemistry with Conan

[u/hedahedaheda]

My favorite moment between the two is in the intern video where she told conan she asked the interns to pick up "conan's" car (her car) and she just walked away laughing. Admission of a fireable offense and shes there giggling.

[u/donsyyy]

Loved his dig at the Impractical Jokers. Ah Conan, forever my favourite person