Comedian Gets Caught In Conversation With ADHD Couple

i felt like there was a lot of people here in this section who might have related hard to that adhd i don't know do you yeah yeah oh my god so dr seuss book i can't even imagine man are they here do they see you guys together like three of us there's three of you you need to stop breeding cut this off right now [Applause] get three kids the damage is already done lady the house looks cute with cat ears oh my god great she's convinced her husband too the basement has succulents the basement has succulents i already told you sir i'm not gay i don't know what that means [Applause] [Music] i'm cool with gay community but the basement has succulents that's the last thing it's the last thing i need to hear right now it's a hell of a pickup line hey babe the basement has succulents [Applause] okay what is that let's ask i mean we can't not we cannot ask [Applause] it's indiana it destroys everything i put them in the basement no no no no i kind of understand that [Applause] what is a succulent plants that are members of the cactus family oh okay kill them oh you can't you can't kill them [Applause] is there a war i don't know about the ground that was horrifying she's like you i got that one sack jesus they they don't wait till you're done talking they think if your mouth is open that's what they talk into [Applause] oh those are succulents on her shirt those are succulents underneath too my guy you don't need to tell me you better yeah good thing you're sitting over there because that lady who would chop off your tits because apparently you can kill the out of succulents [Applause] the chick chick looks like she's got a holster for her roundup she's like [Applause] it's like pest control but for succulents yeah no they're in the basement i already knew that i already knew they were in the basement say no more [Music] it makes sense they're already not alive lady i don't know i get that you're an empath but this is tough [Applause] no it was not rocks i was gonna it was i was gonna say cactus i was not going to say succulents again it's reasonable maybe cactus i mean there's nothing that there's no way they're not trying to kill us i mean not actively if they could move that'd be scary but otherwise that's a plan that's trying to kill you how you doing on the how many do you got down there is it just is it just the can you make drugs from them why that many papaya the weird and unusual ones um but some actually do have medicinal properties so medicinal properties okay nice so what so like that's vague what does that mean you gotta stop me meth heroin drugs what for example the snake plant uh the stock can be used for inflammation and headaches and stuff like that oh that's cool it also produces oxygen at night which shot many plants do nice um yeah i get that that is pretty cool um you got any of that sap on you this conversation has given me the biggest headache i've ever had it might be kovid never talks about cacti actually it makes sense why you said succulents because cacti is so pretentious when someone's like no no i know how to conjugate the plural version of cactus it's pretty annoying so i will say succulents from here on out especially since that's my new safe word with my fiance babe the succulents are in the basement [Applause] [Music] why do you have such an aversion for them i don't i think floppers are too expensive and they die too quick so i told them to buy the substance then [Applause] there's a part of that story that's missing in the middle lady like i don't know the motive [Laughter] flowers die and i wanted him to get me succulents and then he got me succulents so i killed him [Applause] oh they just died by the window okay yeah that's a little different that at least feels like you were complicit it didn't feel like you were the mastermind you don't have to watch oh so you over watered them maybe maybe hang on let me confirm no i know a guy give me one sec [Laughter] um did she you're on trial right now one second [Applause] no i'm serious you better get yourself a you better get yourself a succulent attorney right now uh did she over water i mean that is the most common cause yeah man you're done you're done we have got to strip you of your of your of your plant harboring your harboring of those fugitives all right we've talked to you um hey babe why you felt pretty vocal why just a convention what is going on i didn't know i was hired for a special event i'm usually the most up one in the room why

Channel: Drew Lynch

Views: 1,094,111

Keywords: Comedy, Comedian, Drew Lynch, Stutter, America's Got Talent, Howie Mandel, Golden Buzzer, Finalist, Stand up, Service Dog, Vizsla, Speech Impediment, funny, AGT, stand up, drew lynch stand up, concussed, comedy special

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Length: 9min 22sec (562 seconds)

Published: Fri May 27 2022