CO-OP Darkest Dungeon [Part 16] - Darkest Dungeons & Dragons

okay you know I thought was the yeah anyways poor psychism doing hey buddy welcome back to cop darkest dungeon episode 16 we're here with me and mr. flame you can't hear the game hi I'm mr. Craven I can't hear the game I'm turning out the volume on the mixer hold on and Sinnoh beats i'm yeah me said no because we lost so many boys last week and that's two weeks ago actually Oh Jay hey aka the juice yeah aka is a stud if you saw the poker cast you're the you're the juice I like the juice yeah great yeah that's great for G that is as per usual we give Jake old and he just rejects juicy Jake see Jake it's so perfect that's his Grindr name yeah that's that just sounds like it another tasty jakers is all that sounds like to man you were beginning to comprehend two tasty jakers last time i spoke to it though i can seem like uncharted 5 it's gonna be like hey guys I'm juicy Jake [Laughter] seriously yeah so we had a rough week last last last time I don't see last week oh yeah my hellions gone yeah we want we lost everyone against the Baron and as if that was enough now we have wolves at the door so craving I'm not sure if you were here for this but this week's event is wolves at the door there's a brigand incursion happening right now so we can go to it it's actually a darkest level quest wow it's really hard I don't think we're ready for it have to do it though don't we well if we don't he'll the brigand wolf their leader will destroy two of our building upgrades so how do we do it with our our level 6 dungeon yes yeah we could what we could do is we could send our expendable team in there well I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention so we have do we have to kill the bryggen wool or wolf no we just have to address it yeah yeah all right [ __ ] it just send in a bull [ __ ] guys if we if we attempt it he won't destroy it now see how many how many spaces do we have to recruit we're full if we kill these characters off against the brig in full fits fine yeah it's solely fine and there's no unfortunately we also have the Shrieker and the Shrieker is how we can recover eight of our lost trinkets including the ones that we lost against the Baron so it'll come back someday I just don't know when and we'll be more prepared for it then so you guys think we should we should just I don't want to lose a bunch of [ __ ] running us there's one problem that sending in the clones is having look at how many of the Chuckle [ __ ] we can't use at the moment guy who's entering chuckle [ __ ] what my Hayley enjoyed Stern so that's a lot of the people that we would quite gladly see die or unavailable at the moment because they're probably in I don't know the asylum or whatever oh no they're fine they're already send in the clones Yeah right although I was saying weird and oh wow so is there any is there any chance we could beat this with our strongest people I mean there's always a chance that you know you could win the lottery I guess it is possible alright oh Jays within the realm of possibility needs you to jus sit down for a little while but I'm answering his [ __ ] question what do you want from me you guys so listen is send on a girl or boy my god you were loud Wow what is sent on a girl or boy whose sin on alright let's go let's still let's stomp our this hour so we just we just go in with nothing they're just gonna dock them the day yeah [ __ ] them alright can you so don't give them [ __ ] who cares okay alright Wow yeah the honestly I would consider a net positive if they died because that means that we can open up their spots yeah saying Jake is is juicing all over the place man is the juicy boy each have you're just glands expressed holy [ __ ] they're freaking out yeah you're right guys left or right let's go laughs does it matter yeah probably look at this though this is cool the hamlet this is really cool actually that's pretty neat oh yeah who's playing is it okay this is what my heli and J this one's me this one this one's me alright we're just [ __ ] Mouse okay there we go alright you know what buddy I'm gonna blight you oh yeah - damage oh let's go let's try to kill one let's try to kill that one that just got blighted let's see what happens yeah yeah do it and it sentence turn oh oh and of course craving your insulin right yes stay with us buddy stay with us yeah I'm good I'm good I'm good oh no somebody's around oh it was me all along my goodness chuckle [ __ ] your vigorous oh hey you wanna switch vigorous juicy boy oh ah rake yeah Rick watches that like complete the dungeon yeah like what he rolls we just keep stumbling ahead first and a good luck I'm John sterling all-around stuff yeah we're not gonna get through this though yeah hey hey Never Say Never John we're just not gonna I know that sin was like healing himself for two and everything but it's not gonna head of ourselves Sean I don't need that negativity it sounds like you're being very harshly critical of our group here and I think that that is quite frankly just unacceptable hmm who's paying you to act like this yeah they're not paying me no nothing as part of YouTube rewind jokes is nothing's funny the best review of YouTube rewinds pretty much oh I got it so painful to watch I'm just tired of it being like a crappy music video you know I know I'm hurt it's like they clearly have like production value and money going into it it's like you could make something you could make an actual short film why isn't that YouTube rewind why is it just like people dabbing and like some hip-hop song in the background well they're not even like they're not even paying the people that they have there right yeah the thing I'm a Blackberry or whatever blackery needs to can it I'm sorry I was so old I'm sorry that you weren't treated with you know preference for the first time in your interactions with YouTube sorry I was really I really just I think that her going off on YouTube rewind is incredibly misplaced really is that I did you listen to what she said it was basically just like I watch the I watch my Bobby burned up cold it was cold it was a little we're waiting in the cold and there were these big youtubers with millions of cells we had to wait on it's like yeah you know you know you know who wasn't involved in the video at all like 99% of YouTube yeah I still think that they should have [ __ ] you know paid them for their time like I'm gonna force Jake to cover for me even though you has like 3 HP thanks Jake let's review what Emma blackery is known for right she made a song about Google Plus with the ukulele and that's it that's the entire list that's all she's done I have no idea who a more black curry is idle mode for some [ __ ] reason I think this guy's nah Bobby burns video on her and that's how I know who she is no I haven't seen that video I'm sorry like I chose Bobby burns I'm not even sure I don't even like defending YouTube rewind like I don't like it either but that like that video and that video has over a million views for a reason like she did it because she knew you know there you go Jake well she was into me well I mean like yeah you can argue exposure or whatever but like most of them are only in it for like a half second you know well yeah like you don't even see their face the trailer some people as possible I mean yeah exactly but at the same [ __ ] god damn it Dwayne forget to go again I know no [ __ ] you why would you get can't believe I can't believe we're gonna beat these I guess I'm stressing myself or something but like I don't know it's just it's this sort of thing where you don't [ __ ] pay them which is already kind of shitty but then you also don't even give them like exposure because they're only in it for like a second if that they might not even get their face shown for [ __ ] sake it's just like so I was just here for an extracurricular activity are you [ __ ] me like I just don't think you can put on your Twitter bio everybody just like the whole thing my wasn't you rewind it's like a hunger [ __ ] I mean I the whole thing is just supposed to be for fun anyway fun yeah Jake isn't fun hence why it's just a crappy music video hence why it's not anything more than that I think it's funny I love my creators that's why we do - I blow your [ __ ] Oh No yeah I mean they can't pay everybody that's in it for like you know a frame yeah exactly sure sure and that's why you can argue the whole exposure thing but if you're not gonna [ __ ] even use them you passed okay I'm gonna I'm gonna move back look it's in to win there's there's literally there's no incentive Jimmy and even doing it at that point you can respond to messages don't do is turn jack [ __ ] come oh oh oh dad I just have to use in - in disclose II think my fingers into it what what I just do what you do what the [ __ ] default party order what default party order okay thank you sup hoaxes soccerberry is what you're reading in chat suite should we check it out now we have to do this can we leave is that an option can we leave I mean somebody should somebody should try to remember this I'm curious if we can open this up I don't know how to I don't know how to Google what am i googled can I leave brigand wolf bringing it both like the word yields retire Richard leave for free yeah yeah well do we want these characters are we like turning your rid of them furs well we want the loo here's the deal so so in darkest level dungeons as well if we retreat somebody will die that's fine I'll give a [ __ ] about them dying I'm just saying I want it here let's can we see the map so that's like indeed this is a nice amount of Deeds but it's like the courtyard it's gonna like open up as we go through it gonna go to the next room and try it and get more loot than leave the point is that if we leave will the brigand ville still like destroys [ __ ] yeah is the idea of us even even attempting the dungeon were enough yeah hmm we can try it yeah but then if we're wrong then we lose our [ __ ] that's my thing I'd rather keep the the building or whatever over the deeds you know there's like 60 era sorry there's eight deeds eight kress that's something this sneeze at and then we got like 4000 gold a little bit probably about 5,000 actually with the antiques yeah I'm just saying like later on in the dungeon if we find ourselves with one character remaining or something like that and you know and we got the letter we got the journal page it might Blair John where's part 59 of the letter I already completed it sorry boys I shouldn't encourage the bad memes my I'm going to finish the true ending at some point it's just it's hard to go back John it's hard to go back to its every single night when I was staying with John Kimmy and I we'd be hanging out in the living room and John would come through for dinner or for like five brief seconds of his life and maybe both Luke and John would have this defeated look at his face a blank right I'm gonna go record more of the lair they just like sloped off like a sad little boy dinner and Kimmy and I would look at each other like we gotta save this guy because it's not a fun game to play no it's not it's not it really isn't it's not fun game to read either there's a lot of internal mom yes you know you don't play the letter you read the letter that's all there is to it you click it's an experience it says you can abandon we can abandon should we do it oh we can okay so well I mean I wasn't here yet yeah we should go to the next room and try to get more loot mmm hubris let's do it Wow well I'm just saying it Jake his dick is gone that's why I got a weird car sir our retreat can be thwarted it can it can be but you give it a little bit more change grand mistake you think so yes why is that this guy's got a [ __ ] mask that's just holes we're done for these are the brigand guys they're a little tougher than oh dude I'm gonna D stop this guy cuz [ __ ] him [ __ ] you buddy oh never mind you know you gotta do stealth oh cool that's a lot of stress what I think a little thirsty catch the blood in your goblet what hmm oh no what my heli and J oh no unfortunate we need to take out that madman yeah [ __ ] it stress is gonna kill us faster than anything else Don Draper killed off all right I'm dead there we go hi yeah we're probably not gonna get anything out of this no that's fine in my opinion was worth it to try to get to just react we should have run we should run because if we all die then we lose everything yeah yeah how do we run try to try to run then try shree nope no chance okay try again I think yeah next row next round yeah yeah it's keepers just keep her trying it okay go there you go we're going we're going we're going I'm terrible for like the group that we sent in to die they're trying really our lunch pail guys you have no talent but they man they got a lot of will and heart Garbage Pail Kids I just came today for a paycheck so okay let's let's let's place bets who's gonna die is it gonna be the abomination the jester or the antiquarian it's gonna be the the abomination abomination chuckle [ __ ] I think it's gonna be the gesture cuz he's level three so why wouldn't it be just knowing luck I mean the most useful character out of the group is probably the abomination so naturally you lose that one okay I guess we'll find out in the next screen I mean that was still a good what's the antiquarian oh oh oh good good good [ __ ] glad they're dead each one has a disease the AG the ague egg egg wa agua agua the water I got the hog I got the water has got the agua I hope it hey I'd like to donate one of my characters to somebody else the Shrieker is still here we can still fight the Shrieker and get let's go we can perfume intestine we don't our trinkets back can i go potty yes thanks so no I would I'm also can I can I rename can we keep [ __ ] a [ __ ] the this guy can we just get rid of them yeah go away got disease check out the stagecoach I say what the [ __ ] I was gonna say goddamn bye gotta go now Oh Jays getting juicy no I was gonna say I would like to donate my occultist to say no because I'm a nice nice man hang on a minute let me look at it where is it where you [ __ ] know it's it's a check to use the sequel before I thank you for this Jesus Christ are you seriously gonna turn down a [ __ ] occultist it's a loan for clothes I've decided thank you okay Christ did you think we're not gonna find a better one okay we definitely need to take this man arms cuz man are really good and we need more than one well he's got a level six one bye oh I thought that that was what he had that died no no no I think Craven would quit the stream what is this what what oh we got doubt thank you for telling me alright do we want anything else do we want a crusader does anyone want a Chris mom I mean Craven I believe so no were the ones that lost their antiquarians oh wait no I I lost Anna quite antiquarian yeah I have two I've two characters I need to fill now because I gave away my occultist so I guess I'll take her Crusader who wants this man-at-arms Oh me actually [ __ ] that I'll take them hand in arms what are you gonna name it he's a lot of fun [ __ ] I don't know [ __ ] what's the clever silly name somebody give me give me a good name juicy juicy there you go juicy juicy J that's what you are home juicy jakers I don't think that there's enough characters for that I think maybe there I think we can make it jakers I love it yeah so bo3 crusader anybody I think no thanks Craven has you've got trash can and then I have trash can I've got a crusader right or did you mind dying no no no John he of John do you want one the whole dream team is still alive right [ __ ] um punched my microphone see we have Craven Jane central and John yes oh no Jake yeah yeah the whole dream team stole that cape Aizen they're up in the middle being like hey yeah I was bloodiest dream team to take on this this dude whatever it is the the thing that can get us all our stuff back a Shrieker yeah that actually fun doing a dream team the last time we use them they weren't as good as we remembered well so oh my god this to Shriekers what the hell what huh well we're gonna kid we get can we get double what we get for that one you of them the heck yeah what's a bottle it's the distended crows I it gives +10 accuracy disease-resistant scouting chance depending on the torch and plus 16 percent not great to be honest yeah accuracy is quite an unusual one to be fair definitely what characters are best in the Weald again don't don't worry about it because the Shrieker it's a way bad though the way the Shrieker works is it's just the Shrieker and the nest and that's the entire dungeon it's not it's just a boss fight and it's there for five turns and then it leaves oh so you got to kill it in those five community you know later you attack the nest because it it it has your trinkets in the nest so yes we paid the speaker that has the accessory so we can Li sell it at the end I would like that we recovered eight of our lost trinkets but I can't you do both oh oh the other one doesn't have the drink yeah I don't I don't know I was like yeah just to surprise they're two different so um to get stuff from the nest is there anything like do we have to attack the nest I assume we do just attack the nest yeah okay doesn't have any vulnerabilities or anything like that is it literally just like an inanimate object it's just it's just an object I don't think we can blight or bleed it I can't remember and what about the Shrieker just in case the speaker does a lot of stress damage and it also does huge bleed and abilities no I don't I don't know we don't need to worry about attacking the Shrieker it has like 60 dodge or something like that okay mosquito ask a good question is it in the back two slots or front though where is it it switches it can be in the back or front depending on what the Shrieker does if it so we should probably have some range yeah we want melee and range yeah can I go as camp i yeah I would like to lock him in right there yeah man it would be nice for this organ goes Craven oh I'll go in as mean then jiggles Craven sir okay should we bother with the healer it was like it's like an attack it's like the nest is gonna attack me so like that's not gonna attack you no actually I just said that's stupid put me in as Craven then I'm pretty sure he's my strongest care dr. he is so know if it's at the back the best healer for doing damage to the back would maybe be the occultist because you get that slap yes the slap yeah [ __ ] you what characters don't even have at this point uh let's see let's true lovers have died you got to your level six Vestal I have my oh [ __ ] I have my bounty hunter but it's pretty far blight it so no plague bomb you do have what if you also have ooh we actually could both go shield breaker Jace is arresting we we could the one problem well actually Craven's character works in multiple slots it works oh he works in three just as well as - yeah so the only way that that would be a promise if we accidentally bump them up to one but that wouldn't be a really a problem I don't think so so yeah let's just go and take both of our dudes and put you in wanted me into I guess there ladies oh yeah the ladies yeah do we need trinkets for this yes oh wait I would say yeah just to make sure we you know trying to get our shrink its back is this really hard or like am i this is not this is not hard okay okay like I said it's only like five rounds we'll just we'll need to stock up on like bandages and you know stuff like that okay oh yeah please juice come on yeah we need more juice I was taking these more juice all right Oh God okay [ __ ] stressed out it's not stressful let's make a decision all these are bad um I don't want that [ __ ] that you uh - 15 no we don't want to do that that's not good [ __ ] it eldritch I don't know I think it might be Beast what the Ness oh the nest I don't know is wood accuracy be a problem like it by chance or no the nest is not gonna die or yeah yeah we've seen like heavy hitters and like yeah but none of these really help for that it was really well we're gonna get our brawlers gloves back hopefully yeah it's fine stress like things that reduce your stress yeah crimson curse would be good because it will stress us out all right where's that one I want the top would be good for you - 25 percent well I didn't see you no say it doesn't say ring with the [ __ ] target ah you said it said ring and it doesn't say ring this is the ring that the son ring is the ring this ain't a [ __ ] this doesn't say ring on it it's a signet Jesus Christ Wow you say the top one there's three top ones I go up there and then you say ring this is a ring you oh yeah this is a ring right next to one you were talking about yeah how could I ever mistake what you were saying I say my goodness Sigmund what in the idiot am i right Sigma is another word for the ring it's fine Jake you're so dumb but it's not called a [ __ ] ring you're so cute there are two rings in the [ __ ] thing and you say ring I am gonna pick for you all right you also won just Christ not the time [ __ ] it keep him for yourself it's a good thing you got a pretty face to look at cuz you ain't got much [ __ ] rings in the goddamn thing to pick out of if you weren't so clean both said ring go mad right now Christ you can have this why'd you remove me how many weeks I'm going to take dismisses head nope that's stupid it's gonna really stressed me out it is eldritch apparently so there's just something to think about okay so there is an elders damage accessory we have right I'll take it and I don't know what the torchlight situation is gonna be I'll take the heavy boots yeah okay all right mr. Carvin mr. caravan I have a whistle that's great I think at the top you have your highway man's buckle I could be wrong the one Thor if you like I really Jake is sitting there on like a hundred and ninety eight stress all tremor in life he's gonna have a heart attack yeah no you're just you're just gonna see like if like my screens gonna freeze like it always does and the next time you look I'm just not even gonna [ __ ] you're gonna see the top of my head because I had a goddamn heart attack and I'm just gonna be you're in that like the the plot unfriended or something like that I don't know carries come back and everybody's dead like yeah it was a little nonsense but it's quite fun to watch for friends I I did like unfriended it's cheesy but yeah it's you know I watched the YMS videos and images I was getting it a so [ __ ] bad I can't [ __ ] believe it I watched that thing but I still like it I'm very over like YouTube channels are all about seeing a movie suck all the time so [ __ ] bad your movie sucks cinemasins counter oh they referenced this thing but they don't have a Star Wars Jedi lightsaber in any way watch the nemesis but isn't that one like supposed to be in jest or something like there clearly just a also perpetuate you know using the Sun ring by the way because I don't know if this torch light or not I can't remember I think there is um you might as well just equip it just in case because then you can get some damage I feel like we've been equipping accessories for 30 minutes yeah I know I feel like that too I feel like we've been here also there was the whole ring incident kind of took up a lot of our time the guys it's not a ring it's a second I didn't say it wasn't a ring I said there were two other things that said ring and you said to go to the thing that says ring god damn it we're gonna cream it's big on the screen I'm back anyway I mean don't get me wrong guys I know that cinemasins is like a sarcastic joke right I'm not saying he's actual like movie critique don't know that they're just like yeah that we sat Citizen Kane was my oh I knew is bad I mean everything is bad but I'm gonna go watch ready player one anyway yeah I think we want we want those and then I can't remember if we need laudanum or not but I'd like to take some just in case sure so think we have eight accessories to get back right yeah okay I'm gonna fill in every space I think we're good yeah well I mean it will get them like after the quests so we won't it won't go it's not like a treasure no bit to pick yeah like we'll get them at the end so I think this is good okay I'm gonna go let's go the Brainerd wolf did not destroy a thingy luckily no he didn't what do you guys think about ready player one anyways rocks I mean I I saw the trailer bush like months ago so I can't remember [ __ ] garbage anybody likes it an idiot I'm sorry I asked hang a little juicy again I don't know like you're like none I know nothing about it and just being a dick okay Oh bird there he is so it's the for Adrian so here's the Shriekers nest has 123 HP it can't be blighted or bled and it can be moved but it's tough then the Shrieker has 63 dodge in 154 HP so yep okay this is me right blood cuz you're craving right now yeah give me the blood okay juice them up yeah Jake just got juiced no more juice no war now I'm gonna pierce I hope this occultist has the debuff to dodge maybe oh [ __ ] so yeah there's that bleed and that's okay yeah it's not that bad but so we want to hit the nest yeah - I want it to die not that it would necessarily matter cuz it'll either just keep flipping but is an option or lady Dutch or you can heal yeah I was like a 14 damage also heal me yeah cuz you know me dying would be unfortunate yeah [ __ ] it don't do that it's fine yeah no it's fine it's fine no it's fine keep that note oh my god that's great great line yeah good try what's the debuff you got there - fifteen accuracy [ __ ] it's fine who cares so we're not talking the bird full it's falling apart anyway it cares good I'm gonna do that first can I can I go wow don't touch me what happened alright uh let's see I'm not gonna say exactly what's happened but jake has had some unfortunate usually something and I think that he could do with a little cheering up that's right be nice to Jake chat that was a good shot Craven [ __ ] I'm fine I was only like Jim percent annoyed during that whole spat is that God who's saying that I did sass from you young man that's a lot of dress call my dick oh I was gonna verse Oh No Oh No all right I say complement them guys don't [ __ ] parallel guys if Kraven dies am I still in the stream that's a good question what happens at the dream okay he's attacking me good oh my god that's stress who's that okay you sit him take your blood take your blood check your bag juice me bro oh yeah it's used throat cut me doc cut me okay excuse-excuse I'm glad we brought a healer [ __ ] Jesus I need more blood I can hit me that's just ridiculous that's just ridiculous ooh okay good job for it again throw up on me bro oh wow oh no I ain't used the bandage life is sleeping slavery Wow a suit coats of life is strange life is flavor it takes like a dark twisted turn yeah not quite as fun my way is charming that's good yeah I think our my shift yeah please dial I don't think we have to kill it I think we just have to damage it a lot Oh Ness could be wrong but we should try to kill it I guess and we should try to kill it yeah also close Peck pack pick um okay then escape yay we did it Oh No all right now can you kindly please just [ __ ] off cuz we don't care about you bird how do i how do I run he can't run what do I do just tire it out basic attack again yeah he'll leave he'll even it like a second okay so can I took my [ __ ] nest you killed my baby's leaving yeah you blocked I forgot and look at all that Wow look at that [ __ ] yeah that's [ __ ] awesome yeah that's good I wish there was a Hellion in that [ __ ] gloves back and we got the mercurial salv nice and we got so much money and we got the charm yeah so that was definitely worth it that was great apparently I got the fits I got the dark temptation what's what's on guard Corvettes resilience Plus for speed and place on the first round prone to investigating the word speed plus for speed that's awesome for him yeah that's right yeah man this positive bail almost died and I almost lost my [ __ ] SOE team I think he meant like we're late for a second we said Bella was done yeah no that's what I was thinking I was like what no no no my character so lost-and-found is this week's event we get a free weapon upgrade who do we want to give it to Craven maybe because we want to give like a level 5 yeah right just get a Oh Kampai Kampai okay yeah yeah for the repost yeah that's good look you got a little electrical no [ __ ] oh it's like [ __ ] no leadership I'm [ __ ] strong I think empires like our strongest character he's very good I will get the fits removed I guess hey remember when we were broke last week or last stream now we got 44,000 gold so never new money he never DG yeah where's Millennials spending it on like avocado toast and Starbucks yeah oh yeah there we go stressed taken care of wow I could send you to the bar to drink dance I'm Mary jig I'm Mary Jake Wow all right we've got tons of heirlooms as well we've got 41 bus 25 portraits 20 deeds 52 crests what we're trying to upgrade the a skill Oh were we I can't remember Oh we're really close to instructor mastery level five could we get it if we trade stuff in if we trade like a bunch of stuff and we could I think yeah if we got rid of all of our deeds and busts we probably could let's say I thought that was what we were saving up for next was maxing this one out these are done by though and the portraits are green one portraits are the rarest though we could trade 24 bus for eight portraits and then we could trade work that might be worth us do another soon another dungeon yes we'll be sorted yeah I think because I didn't need to do it yet stagecoach though but a lot all three antiquarian any oh of course yeah why not that's pretty good yeah take it why not they could just die yeah that'll be your character you'd enjoy it yeah well they're just [ __ ] you [ __ ] you all right Craven Orson Oh or whoever wants this what do you want to name it whose character is this pictures this so no what you want to name it again Missy Elliott does that Duda Hitler is it two T's just I think is it worth it let me search any work look at your Wikipedia page reverse traversing its two T's oh damn I'm not true Missy fat oh no you're not is it worth it apparently not sin oh you know there we go just gonna die it's gonna die don't get too attached and I'm sorry but I don't think Missy L it should be white okay Wow that's true that's a good point good point good point we don't want to whitewash wait wash Missy yeah so that that's a resurrection Coughlin only four flagella yeah I think I already have dodgy show plus eight dot if you're using melee only yeah yeah yeah that'd be like a melee build hello I like to perform the melee well they already have that fledgling trinket all right what next this one are on you know for all right forgetting the name wrong okay yeah dishonor that's right we work on the courtyard should we leave if we go to the courtyard will go against the Baron but we'll be fresh oh do we want to risk it for a biscuit or we could send a biscuit could send in the wants into made twelve foot Ninja videos yeah so so okay here's our [ __ ] friend he rocks it's never enough friends here are here are our options we got like oh yeah we're not friends just before we go into the options a [ __ ] what yeah you're not coming over next month anyway [Music] business relationships that's work that's an ancestral weapon right there but that's a long champion level dungeon [ __ ] it might be a little too rough for us right now we already have this grave-robber talisman right and don't we like have no strong grave-robbers to use it I think we did but I think she died yeah I think she's a little [ __ ] yeah we should I mean I'm like I'm nope I mean I was looking what but let's say we tried the baron again I'm fine I don't care I want I won't try the baron again I mean I want revenge yeah put campaign there Oh crazy pasta [ __ ] out of them yeah I'm gonna put I'm gonna put John in there put my wife on the line then put Kraven in there oh but Kampai is what was the baron vulnerable to I can't remember um if anything bleed easily so he's probably brings some bleed characters then alright yeah Craven can bleed you can't that's right and can yeah as you build them as ranged but I can do stabby stabs sorry where's your little [ __ ] a little bit yes 55 bleeds 50% bleed resistance I just remembered hmm have you watch big mouth on Netflix like yeah with John and we hate it yeah it's garbage it's so funny no Craven it's really funny it is really funny it's really funny that's the show isn't that the one like the coming of age like cartoon thing that's one way to describe it it's not that kid with the massive dick sucking lips that's voice bye I render douche that's a great drop dude I'm sorry I reckon from what I watched it sound it looks like a beavis and butt-head ripoff almost it's like in the way opposed no it's I don't know it's really very like it's already sex positive and like men and women the same and like very it's very progressive and and I think it's funny funny it's funny like I want my politicians to be progressive and sex positive and all that but I want my comedy shows to be funny as well yeah I want my commie to be oppressive and cruel towards anybody that is not be cutting I want it to be I want to make me feel like [ __ ] would be me yeah you know what's funny you're alive cool hey you on the couch that's funny all right can you believe Jake you won't play your Vestal I don't know the Baron scares me now we need plant pies the man camp is really good for this last time the whole time we mess true I wish we had a campaign it's true yeah we do Navy dealer then put them in put them in put them in I think it feels weird having Jon with kanpai though I don't we might like a range we do character too yeah that's the thing [ __ ] I mean I'm like I could compose and well also question did they do they flip our characters a lot last time I I'm having a hard time remembering they did like super order I mean thing maybe because I'm just thinking if that is the case we want like a versatile group but does he flip us so he does the thing where he blocks kills right I'm sitting versatile jinxo Craven giggled yep what's wrong with saying versatile means you can be tough I was at a party the other day and somebody that's what I do for work I was like I'm a top I'm a verse work and it's walked away I'm like that was like the talk of the night like saying like I'm averse for work like particularly easy to amuse I thought it was like so [ __ ] clever and like for me I was like a drunk getaway being like all right don't talk thank you yeah I'm not talking anymore who's gonna play what okay I mean I'm totally fine being the healer but we need at least one ranged attack person so know what's up what do you hear you won't play he did bleed a lot last time so perhaps said it was a good choice yeah Aaron well we all have to upgrade your stuff your threes wait do you have a bleed skill for the character incision that's right okay but even besides that you can you can bomb them with the best of them yeah well okay all right yeah um yeah let's do my healer then all right before we go in I think we need to make some upgrades okay yes for instance gonna lose all these [ __ ] characters should we actually sacrifice the the busts and the deets to go all the way here because this is the big bad I don't think so I'll remember as well the gesture the stress was the problem was it up yeah but we're going in like fresh with no stress and it's the only thing we're doing so yeah it could be fine can we soak it before him I think no no because we want any firewood we got firewood last time from that room okay we do his the boss itself does a lot stress damage okay we know this is that weapo tack to thankful for yeah yeah and also we had the abomination no did we we didn't we thing having a bomb let's give camp I level five defense he's gonna get hit and uh Jake needs to survive we all need to survive we all need level five yeah but me mostly okay I would say even like give like the weapon upgrades just do it okay yeah let's do it so we give them to Jake yes no no don't give me [ __ ] to them no that's just a waste of money there we go all right sell this character it's it's it's done rid of it I'll we need to give you heals right there a battery because like had extra money to spend on upgrades that we not wasted four grand on [ __ ] working up real and we're so [ __ ] we're great ten thousand we're great I would say max I would say max everybody else on everything I don't know if we can Wow Kampai is good I'm fine so no I assume you want bomb upgraded Paul mind and certainly be incision yeah if we were only gonna do two perhaps that's the best well I thought that you were thinking of doing the gesture since the you know I reckoned having the stress you'll cuz the boss did like horror a lot and that [ __ ] stress whip yeah we should bring magnums in right yeah that'll get rid of that maybe it laudanum don't cover it um that Battlefield medicine thing I have doesn't really need to be upgraded because it's like a very small heal yeah yeah I mean see oh yeah I mean I may as well it's like 200 does he have that on though like is he using that yeah you have it on right now this guy puts bleed on a lot yeah I bleed oh then yeah then ya blow it up at least I mean what's the point listening it up it does a little bit more feel let's see how far I can go you can't see how expensive is it the same price yeah um but we can also upgrade the buff now like I had a couple I think if we just go in with like six bandage six anti-venom six lakh we just we just buy a bunch of [ __ ] to like sort of counteract yeah all my money here bile of samples I mean I think I think we're good yeah we are you think somebody else would be there better than the plague doctor then cuz he does have quite all oblate resistance well but you'll be talking other characters too yeah that's true that's true I think so will be somebody mentioned in chat that the one of his the you know barons bleed moves moves characters by one mmm-hmm it doesn't matter now we spend all this [ __ ] money into these upgrades so I try to get my accessories really quick we don't have anything equipped yet same okay we're gone like 10 minutes ago gonna market will carry the stream okay alright alright okay okay okay [Music] I'm gonna put on brawler's gloves and cool great yep so what I could do is I could equip stress heal just in case no you can't they you should go and do it okay yeah cuz I don't I think it'd be better for me to have that be smart and then I could just take this what if we lose all of our [ __ ] trinkets again you the biggest [ __ ] horrible evil bonesaw thanks for resawing for three months appreciate it yeah so those are mine oh do you think craven should just get this mercurial South Plus 25% damage versus bloodsuckers sure well we'll see what he thinks about when he comes back Craven hello Craven you want to do damage to bloodsuckers [ __ ] yeah it is it will give you the mercurial Sal they'll give you basically plus 25% damage than totality cool and then um there's another accessory down here that like a lot for me it was this one no I want more speed right you want speed I mean this would be good so I get my repost off faster you could yeah well I don't know what you guys think should be my second accessory none cuz I mean that's my opinion that you don't take a gambler's charm gives HP but also lowers your deathblow resist do we have any believe resist you could you could also take recovery charm and take and get 40 percent healing because you'll be maybe bodyguarding and marking yourself and stuff oh yeah well okay then yeah so if we take a shitload of bandages we probably don't need to play doctor that's much I really think we should see the Jester instead okay just see that go ahead tom so if this changes anything I picked my stress heal which does -9 stress let's catch it the only things to know is that you're the only range guy in the party yeah I mean Craven can crush up to three it's just four and I mean this isn't like a huge thing but I can attack people from the back I don't think we should rely on that yeah yeah it's like as things die yeah then they'll move up yeah like we focus on the front ones then it's fine surgeons charm right yeah and then and then there another one that gives healing skill yeah that one yeah this one the sacred scroll yeah that's like 50% healing skills yeah and lower stress cool just you guys don't go [ __ ] crazy so you deny my ability to heal you that's right all right if you guys think the one over there the blight amulet yeah the bleed resist it's a bit of a problem and let me bring in a [ __ ] about the advantages yeah I guess you're right you know it's funny this is a veteran dungeon and we're bringing in like max level do believe this guy yeah we've got our [ __ ] party wiped last time so yeah weird because I mean before but I don't know what happened last time it's like a perfect storm of Critias yeah just a bunch of unlucky [ __ ] stacking on top of each other yeah the gamblers charm are the tough ring protection is very good in this game because I'm not gonna do damage outright it's like blade damage or doesn't get affected oh okay all right yeah that's true I think the tough ring yeah cuz what's-her-face the play doctor is very susceptible to being picked off yeah damage right well we do have Craven who has bodyguard this time so we'll be able to mitigate that a little bit I think yes I think we're gonna do good this time I think so too leaving us I'm happy um [ __ ] let's go I just say trap there's been barely any resub ordinations tonight hold on hold on I love for John going on here I was in the toilet and I didn't take off my headset cuz I'm gross like that and I heard one Rhys up and it's like the first time tonight oh yeah yeah it's been one I also heard the stream died in its arse with that me and Craven there hey hey Jake and I did great we know he's a great yeah we I heard all of it boys banter okay yeah so you heard us entertaining chatter I heard Jake saying you shouldn't use that there was a five-second pause in anyone or maybe you should it was great content it was really no I said he can't use that I was hey thanks cravin for resub being for four months appreciate it I was disallowing him time of the week well good I'm glad I was I was just allowing you Joe thanks all the magic and Shivan for subscribing appreciate it guys thanks so it's a twitch partner oh yeah hi check mark so laudanum we should take that Oh Chris Dixon thank you for the bits just to a piece in Oh consider to be slightly a piece although I could be wore a piece chapter say thank you clarify once again clarify I was disallowing John from using the phone my god no appreciate it oh [ __ ] won't give up okay so a lot of stress right now and that's the only reason why I'm putting up with this behavior because thanks be [ __ ] acting like a donkey [ __ ] I am Jake and now sudden quibble call Jake comes out and you know upset I can't win with you people ridiculous what do you be new people thanks cravings block does that mean J thanks for you people see the dabangg scream hey thanks crazy thanks crazy [ __ ] thanks screaming for the Tommy say no again I'd have to drive Austin to say in your face ridiculous it's a ridiculous assertion thanks chef sack for the tip appreciate it guys thanks and we can take a Wolfman won't want to do you first very much work yeah just D&E John stop sewing let's go my thank you for the pits okay thank you I will that's my crutch they were you okay are we good are we good band said the wolf me so I so I brought blood because we've got three cribs and curse dudes and we got six laudanum six bandages yo dueling's okay I'm just gonna did we just go do we get any more six bandages six look I don't know if he plays I don't know if I don't know either but I don't want to leave it to chance well we need food we can't use food in the fight no we should bring some dollars lame we should bring some guitar plays hey it's Lexie B thanks for the host appreciate it where you guys playing Oh cardi B let's break let's bring some food because I think we can actually go after afterwards yes somebody used the maximo in chat oh my god I love it oh no that guy so gnosis if now since now you should change your name to that no he does not it's been ruined he's not slightly just dude ran the summons blight that he brings out during the summons that he brings up do they blight you know okay why you're a single Jake just cool let's do this let's go let's go of the war room let's talk about John just taking over you guy we were on that screen for like forever dictatorship now I can see just dumps us in there okay let's go did it change or is it still the same egg like okay maybe we should do like one egg at a time I don't know that's what I'm thinking yeah no because like as long as we're just taking on one the rest can't hatch right or do they explode eventually they they explode eventually he can do like a little like surprise and it does a lot of damage but I have never had it happen and we've waited a while yeah so let's play it by ear and if a guy takes a super long time then we'll like okay we need to speed this up yeah good get refunds bloodsucker okay easy oh yeah donde [ __ ] you done done buddy Wow okay I guess you can do one thing ability you get one [ __ ] alright it's alright [Music] [ __ ] I [ __ ] up well if I just keep buffing Craven things like popping out of his forehead I might pop this egg so that we can get our healing abilities let's go Dodgers anyway okay [ __ ] we don't need their oh yeah I could stun them do you think I should try stunting or just killed a lot of that kill the blue pants ooh tank thank you for the tip dodged it so nevermind wow I don't know how to take that thank you for the tip appreciate hold a whole group of children to look after I think that's what you alright I'm not reposted anymore but should I go ahead and try to crush you should try to really get me pause because he's he has three moves yeah and you just [ __ ] him up and you go to though you could really good points yeah that's right [ __ ] man I was getting [ __ ] juiced yeah that's good love it you see I'm gonna keep juicing you bro you [ __ ] to juicing me bro force enthusiasm what's that buff Wow [ __ ] that's what it is it's a [ __ ] a buff big buff [ __ ] [ __ ] and you know else there's a big buff Oh [Laughter] [Applause] brother there you go you're back to full health to enjoy no you're wasting take the good okay just stop bro it's sounding the here I'll do it I gotta do it yeah right click now you too much much a man can't do it can't do it no you've got oh I've got use your laudanum oh I should I should use your lot doesn't and your bandage and my band brought it before we brought them so things don't get out of hand screw the rules I have light I'm gonna kill myself well big surprise the classic Jake big surprise see am i right yeah she for she I get punished by [ __ ] gonna hit up okay thanks I am - all right I won't drink from my enemy not bad not bad oh the second act okay here we go how can we go here we go here we go we should take this time move the slop to the back yeah oh all you need to repack repost bad right I'm in fight with this is the wrong wait what yeah yeah it's the third one oh it's the third one isn't it yeah I know it my god sorry oh my god next year thank you for the bit we're not whitewashing Missy Elliott appreciate your welcome you're very welcome get just bra yeah get you stuff Plus 87% [Music] Mishka thank you for receiving for two months hey appreciate it oh now I know the bloodsucker tiger comes her yep Oh city's 40 [ __ ] sakes dad you killed that thing so hard it never even existed can I get it ooh yeah she stopped in the last one oh yeah oh no I can't do anything else than just my bro Resident Evil character Jack in Resident Evil 7 oh that's nice real nice okay the Baron in there right now like they still haven't found me it's just me with like a bunch of beetles for the [ __ ] steroids thank you like this faint needs to be immortalized in a drawing of some kind just cravings like a big giant bicep yeah turns into a [ __ ] muscle with like one giant other one the other one sorry I keep doing it now I think that sweats looking crying there's so many muscles you can't see anymore like your under eye muscles are so big he's healing up yeah what an [ __ ] oh my god maybe maybe buff John as well nothing compares blood above all sorry there inject Kraven I'm sorry can you even buff him more like how much is he at at this point damage [ __ ] I'm honking the [ __ ] out apparently I just made a move by myself oh 27 right repulse me thank you for subscribing with a $10 sub you now have access to the critical salty mode Oh murder last time we got to this point we were like dying yeah we were we got debuff to me now we got [ __ ] camp I freaking the [ __ ] out healing prevented Oh No somebody click on the screen maybe I was like I don't think so I was looking at the debuff so it might have accidentally like I was moving my mouse there we go well what an [ __ ] oh he's dying he's dying [ __ ] dead let us kill you yeah let's kill you shy oh really he's been doing here I'm gonna know now here's what it all falls apart okay I'm gonna try stun him again yeah do it oh yeah you killed okay wait yes never mind you did you destroyed it you killed him yeah Jake who killed him it's right Thanks weird that everybody nice to me what's going on you guys have a plan well where everything's great right now 29 you know my plan is friendship okay hey a gardener whatever excuse me hold out for Emma blackery oh come on honking Dario the other thing we're getting really calendar that zoella whatever they're all the same yeah I know right yeah Wow that's not gonna do anything sorry I really doubt that there's any so Ella fans in chat if there are please speak up I'm very sure well shame you I just want to know the only kind of basic [ __ ] of YouTube that I like she's actually is janam are Jenna Marbles yeah Jenna she's like she actually has a kind of comedic timing to her plus she's got those dogs that she just brings it in like every video she's I just can't imagine a zoella fan being like I'm gonna watch the cup darkest dungeon stream part 16 that's which ok awesome to it she's doing it I love it um I can't reach them about bring them in closer hit him or not you can't so never mind I can only support I sacrificed myself in real good oh he's healing up one [ __ ] [ __ ] you we're not even stressed except for Jake which is on the Jess there was a terrible call I'm glad that we didn't [ __ ] you leave me alone kill your family um whoa Jake Wow Wow Jake you're trying to heal him we're trying to heal myself oh here's something yeah yeah you go ahead and heal yourself tell you what I can't do it selfish so selfish oh you noticed I was here yeah if you had a hundred stress you'll get the selfish mm effect so he can't summon any more eggs right no the third act is over this is it okay good wow you're [ __ ] buddy what he keeps attacking Jake yeah come on why not cuz Jake's not playing a tank character so he's doing for him right just do it yeah why not let's go for it already well 31 yeah they were with oh my god sake yeah it's fine crying out loud morning Wow we're making out making a blog round though yeah yeah yeah that's what we brought it for okay I think that's enough actually uh yeah use the laudanum in the bandage please indeed indubitably any yeah great personal thing maybe I mean I'm on like I have seven health left yeah heal yourself if I get hit again okay I might hit from back there all right yeah that's fair yeah let's just kill him yeah we're trying to Christ we're on the hunt wrench oh you can crush him now you can crush crush crush oh nothing Iike pants ooh there you go [ __ ] you 38 damn he's so [ __ ] tanky die it might just we're all like hockey a second ago like we just [ __ ] die here boom oh come on he's so close I was just easy of how much it fees you have seven Jesus Naomi Moe Justin you bro I can only heal for one or two anyway so it's kind of right well that might make the difference last I checked yeah I'm you told me to move but you don't fine I'm just gonna be alone you're gonna be alone you're good see you're alive finish it Craven please oh [ __ ] he healed himself again god dammit get crush hit him yeah crush him real [ __ ] damn it yes you dodged it yeah oh my god mmm do you wanna heal now yeah maybe a little bit Hey oh you want to hear I can heal you too this is don't look at me oh yeah look and we got the Osmond chains I'm not wear that Osmond sibling right there happy positive change so we got a blueprint as Donny Osmond uh we're gonna actually stay because yes because there's a room we [ __ ] get it so it does the crimson curse just disappear for once we go back oh wait we need we need to give you oh no you're not very smart now are you I can see that coming you're ugly who are you being so this contains a red key we can go to the bottom right corner and get some more treasure if we want to or if we could just go back we say all those things again so we're treasurer we just got a red key we can go to the lower right part of the map we will have a couple battles but we can get some more treasure there with the raining Jake Jake says Jake's character is like free saying like I mean the thing is that we can make up this the healing pretty quickly but if we stumble into a situation where like worst case scenario occurs two characters could die abusive also exists I'm fine with our sweat all right cool I just wanted to have that option out there and we also got the men-at-arms old unit standard if you get both of the man arms thing where there's a more repost damage and accuracy plus 25 damage when repost I don't for the dog or fur yeah oh yeah that's right we have a part one of his yeah oh soon you got the Black Plague yourself treat yourself we just lost the crimson curse on all heroes yay Renault applause boys we've had it for so [ __ ] long has abated due in no small part to the recent triumph of the age-old horror that had lurked for too long behind the long sealed courtyard gate cool somebody just deed you sing there yeah that was that was a craving a juicing all right so we're gonna toss you in there to get rid of that Black Plague Oh gross what you're gonna go whip yourself for a while okay cool [Music] [Laughter] bail needs to go into the bride I guess yeah [ __ ] ah oh there's a level three contest whoa everything's going our way it would be nice if there was a level three Hellion in there I handle any phone I'm sure of it I'll slit your throat um see so do you want it didn't I give my occultist to say no or some [ __ ] I mean not officially and we didn't we didn't change it to s at the end I thought we did you know so that he accepted it I miss bonus can we rename it bonus yeah can we yeah oh yeah you can call them born I don't give a [ __ ] do want to call them bonus to hell yeah we do yeah okay and then we'll just hold off on these space between the Oh in the end looks like it that's just the fun I think it's just yeah it's just the fun yes just looks weird you [ __ ] the bad phone out cool it all right that glove that's the surgical gloves plus 5% crit melee skills +5 accuracy melee skills but you do get a debuff to move resistive it's not bad no I don't think we really need it also its it would like take up half the money that we have Shakey's always worried about money the team accountant geez yeah maybe I am what what [ __ ] of it your problem people who care about money I've got a problem with you - i want to conserve our funds so we can afford bandages and food you want to blow it all on [ __ ] fancy gloves trying to make sure that this family has as sustenance dammit god dad shut up you don't understand you're not even our real dad do I need to hire a prostitute to get wherever is what you get something new into your system you're still paying up I'm so angry all the time so angry hurt you the in greeting the next courtyard I know I agree you're [ __ ] angry next it's fine fine then the next courtyard mission is the of I count which I am fine if we just like stay off it for a while person okay that's a lot of money wait wait I can get some salt and pepper some salt and pepper oh the Vikon spices apparently yeah gives you a bonus if you have the crimson curse actually a date yeah I know you have something are you seeking some TLC right now yeah yeah Jake I do Hey look everybody dictator john's showing up again telling us what we can't can't what's got wrong with you can't go black women huh you can't sing TLC on my stream no scrubs yeah no yeah no scrubs here alright yeah let's grab was a guy who thinks he's glad so there's been something in my eye for the past ten minutes and i want to die sorry sound a try said it what are we doing come on Wow go go go do it go pull do we all want to do The Cove cuz or do want to do the wards we have done the wards in a long time it's level three oh that's it that's it you guys want to do veteran or champion or maybe relax with um with a little that's a weird abomination that's uh that's his like very rare trinket less stress when he transforms that actually could be helpful I think we already have it we already have it oh we do Wow just [ __ ] around not using the [ __ ] magic world where we have this thing it's like guises in the [ __ ] oh my god I've had a like day one well [ __ ] alright dudes over here what's this what's that just increases healing we already have one of those as well okay oh wow you take over sorry so this is the unholy Slayers ring which I wouldn't mind actually plus 25% damage versus unholy it is a short champion level dungeon so it's not long obviously we could just like run there could run in there and just do it do it [ __ ] this that's a really funny joke so know that you just stole from Taylor try and suck up to Taylor all you want Sam Terry's never guess I can fake I'm just saying you stole a joking eating credit I'm just saying that you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] you try trying to look all funny for giant wolf I think I'll play Kimi this time I would like to play you know how every couple has that list it's like if this celebrity approaches you like you're allowed to have sex with them yeah is John 12 on yours choice John 12 on earth I knew but thanks for assuming for six months why did you put bonus behind me okay first of all phrasing and second of all I thought I was bear at the back but apparently does matter well I can only heal people in front of me not that it matters that's true oh [ __ ] okay we're doing stuff we go from marky-mark team cuz Sinnoh can mark and I can mark and I get in my bounty hunter marks his dead no there's a new oh yeah let's put camp I have a level three and bounty hunter play Matt yeah I want him in there all the time no I want to be somebody else I'll be somebody else yeah I want to be that so it's all or nothing so this is a champion level dungeon just oh oh I thought we were doing a relaxed dungeon [ __ ] okay nevermind we could do we can't relax we could do we could do like a lower level no it's fine Kazuto Holly Campion I'll leave campaign haven't we done enough floor level dungeons come on well I'd like to level up my [ __ ] foot fine all right [ __ ] oh let's do your dingus all right fine okay yeah it's here fine [ __ ] it we got a bunch of market value nothing look at that look at that let me just let's just check I mean if can't buy dyes then I'm leaving this drug killing yeah III will [ __ ] [ __ ] myself okay that only hurts you where nobody else would be affected by that so you want the bronze right because your position one so it just makes sense for you to have it but no one else man yeah healing received maybe I feel like that that'd be good really oh I just I want to see if there any bunny hunter trinkets but there's only one yeah it's not I'm gonna look for others before I do that yeah yeah let's give me that I won that right [ __ ] now Wow so demanding contingency brings up a good point what a break Kampai dies the next man dorms can be Randy Savage for sure let's just kill you know let's just kill Kampai right now oh yeah okay you know what let's do it let's do it all right it's decided what what's decided we're gonna kill Kampai and then we're gonna name the next man-at-arms Randy Savage now we're not gonna kill kanpai no we're gonna do it we're gonna do it we've decided no Donny were you weren't fast enough weed stuff especially after how I know we know we know especially after how much we already cited Jon we already we already decided are you really equipping this really really quickly yes I get plus 20% stress healed while camping and some scarring chance yeah you're really you're really equipping that all the [ __ ] things that you could have pressed you're just making it out of all the [ __ ] things that you could do yeah yeah why not I'm what useful like you literally have the ability to do plus 25% down yeah straight up no but that's that's more stress for me though and more or less health and I don't like that that makes me get stressed if the enemy is lying in a [ __ ] crater because you've just slam dunked it true you know I it's fine it's fine yeah no you know what let's you know just make decisions for me let's just move on let's go yeah all right all right chop chop let's go let's do them what do you want Elsa no it's frozen oh no good cinema left that's good enough as it is I feel like he wants that and then maybe the blight amulet sure I thought we another one that was more healing oh that's for Vestal only mmm oh yeah well until he comes back it's John dictatorship hey John I have a question for you what how far are you in Mario I'm working my way through the post game which is so long holy [ __ ] I love it it really is yeah John I just equipped what it's not you might like the main game is like one fifth of what the actual game is yeah it's crazy and it's [ __ ] insane I I can't like when I went back to cap Kingdom and I was like oh this is like which should have been the first time around holy [ __ ] no once you two like the sand Kingdom it's like oh my god there's a hundred [ __ ] moon yeah yeah the sank I just got to the same Kingdom the other day because I doubt I'm going through each one and just getting all of them um are you down the coins as well yeah yeah as if you want like the hun percent ending yes you ever get all the all the coins yeah da [ __ ] da [ __ ] done doing that don't he hey hey Center what happened to you did you die for a second what was oh sorry I'm fine because I thought it was your inch that went down Jake's I went oh thank god he's gone it's right but yeah I've equipped the trinkets I want there thank you I think I'm gonna take healing over accuracy yep just to make sure we don't die yep all right that's all or nothing baby so this is a short dungeon I'm just doing what we always do um we don't need to bring any blood holy crap Wow Wow do we need we're gonna have a never-ending supply of blood now cuz we have like that that upgrade to one of the buildings yeah that factory sending us blood forever and the great thing is like since we haven't gone into the courtyard yet there are no crimson courtyard enemies out in the world yet whoa so we're not gonna get the curse until we feel like it again oh man yeah isn't that something Wow okay Jake doesn't really give a [ __ ] apparently oh no I was just saying I think that's really interesting right uh cool so how's this look very good with this you're like that like mean stepson this is far away ma'am so it's like okay yeah cool Steve oh we're getting ice cream Steve are we oh do you like ice cream Steve do you like [ __ ] crimson curse Wow we got scouting right away [ __ ] awesome Oh No Kampai is just gone for it okay camp I came from nothing he's got a Cinderella story and there you go I found some good [ __ ] well we we've basically uncovered almost the entire map awesome only one-eye that's a good kanpai his yeah Harry Potter sing Guardian Libya's so he gassed we gotta kill the squiffy gassed what does he do what [ __ ] die stream like pause dummy yawning he does horror and just stress in general oh he's like I mean that's Bard yes he will yeah we need to kill the [ __ ] out of him oh we're gonna kill the [ __ ] out of him which one the squiffy gasp yeah the gas you want me to Markham's to do extra yeah alright your mark [ __ ] how about that yeah what the [ __ ] leave me alone it attack people in the front idiot can drown well joke's on you we're not even attacking that guy [ __ ] [ __ ] how he move back that's fine I'll pull him you can feel my rage because I think who's the other Wolverine maybe I let naked men nope okay hey still still got the Marty's doles out so you can still shoot the guy yeah take that as far as the lowest damage it could have done great out well that's kind of day it's gonna be hey guys you know what D is d it's fine oh my guys got so much HP yes oh there you go damn alright come hither wow this team's killing already I know I just realize this doesn't mark like belly debuff does so switch over and say um maybe heal yourself I don't know yeah yeah my Squishy unfortunately I gotta be careful we don't want to get into a bad situation lose another occultist concern we've lost like five maddening chantey I think it gives forward not really upset it was a maddening shanty 33 dodge against Craven specifically yeah just Craven he has one eye give him a break what the [ __ ] that's not good how dare you yeah he's a [ __ ] thank you it's like my one job okay god damn it Jesus Christ what a [ __ ] [ __ ] oh he's gonna regret that no it was horror as to get has to be the physical I think from my level dungeons we really should that's a good point what take logic it's dead [ __ ] day was just repeating what you said to somebody crazy ouch no way ever [ __ ] yeah we're not killing this dungeon so far yeah it's it's mmm I'm not liking this okay well you are a level three that doesn't change the fact that my guy is already inside okay um I don't [ __ ] know should I mark them again I guess if it lowers his protection if you use it oh yeah okay there you go you hear all I guess I should feel Kraven yeah yeah like jump scared me sorry there we go that's a little 5 dungeon back you might want to consider using a bandage what's your bleed like yeah that's like 12 plea damage no this is a level 5 dungeon this is a little fly dad yeah [ __ ] you Jake's character is always abusive I wonder why someone in Changwon [ __ ] are you insinuating [Music] sorry that was crap it's okay okay oh [ __ ] yeah yeah [ __ ] why not yeah let's do that like wheeze like don't have enough damage like weird it's not like but seal the deal we'd like a word thanks Fay I can mark which will help because then Jake went after mark you'll be able to do the damage that'd be nice there you go there we go a child could do that Wow Wow I'll take slow breaths [ __ ] all right relax yeah you I did it I did this guy this is the problem is like he's been there DPS and we just have been able to touch him because he's been body guarded the whole time not anymore whoa you're gonna die oh good good good good there we go oh look at you tapestry yay shoot the line up you know and then suno needs to do his thing for the mark yeah let me change myself up I'm the wrong color there we go that's the best color T white Amy do we want to go if we go south we'll have two fights we go the right we could get a couple curios but we don't have the best curio yeah if you have any been oh yeah no we're out medicinal herbs for it Kampai is the best one for it do it yeah show them there yeah it's just some day no that's unfortunate Oh No fearful that's just I need the tank fearful this is a [ __ ] oh I know take another pack and Wow Kampai something to be wary of is like once I get to like what is it a hundred fifty percent stress that's like if we try to leave then I character dies right I think it's 170 because it's plus 30 stress to retreat but you're at 133 now yeah hmm are you sure it's 170 because we're a creep in real close to 150 already yeah I mean you won't die from like retreating back to from abandon quest I don't think you might die from I mean like from a dream from a fight you guys before I go back now cuz I don't mind we've got we got a bunch of gold we've profited just makes me concerned is all is this would be like the fourth but no no this is for this yeah this would be the fourth [ __ ] this is jobs for ya oh my god and I would I would I'd be fine with leaving my main thing is just like his I have like three characters also also look at the trinkets he's got yeah just most head that's more important yeah that was crap and was crap that's a champion level dungeon for you shouldn't have taken level 3 there that was a bad idea well we had we had to board America go now we do some I think we need to do some veteran level dungeons to get our veterans up to 5 because we have a ton of level fours and level threes yeah so I don't know this just my thoughts we just kind of like how to build our lower guys so my opinion oh no hellions but that's good it's the first person's name there's a flatulent somebody say that somebody say that out loud pick what deli every BEC jelly ever yeah it's b ec de l i yeah and there's the the cuban missile crisis is number two and tell ball hmm no how many how many gestures do we have we've got dingus and John Stehr who are both level three I guess we don't need another gesture yeah I don't want any of them and a flash because there's one at the bottom mm-hmm it's a level one flatulent but it's still there oh yeah cuz my flatulent died I was a little zero okay well I was just thinking cuz jesters seem really important for champion little data to keep stress under control by a lot of laudanum helps against what just tell boo have he's got it's got all of them but works high low mania ruminator minus 10% stress healed okay and fear of beasts but got manslayer unholy Slayer and robust actually really good traits what about the jesters that we currently have dingus is probably a [ __ ] trash fire at the moment you're you're like almost level for them so that's that comes something I think you're obsessed with sainthood I mean to be fair we haven't really been managing our negative quirks yeah so I don't think I mean you're not allowing the brothel yeah they're not that bad John Stehr is is okay low death blow Wow obsessed with killing dog barking I suppose dressed with torches above 75 [ __ ] blows though yeah that is really bad although a natural swing is quite good if I recall yeah +5 accuracy just natively that is good Ann's got tough 10% max HP looks like an extra 3 HP ooh that that is good Jake yeah I agree don't trivialize it I'm in truth I was I was being like back hmm yeah you were gone Wow Wow an hour more of this [ __ ] Wow okay so oh wait yeah we need to get you in there get rid of your vertigo he's mean to get kanpai into the brothel Oh which is the only place he'll go apparently juice me juice me up Kimmy's gonna go gamble no yeah I can go gamble and well I chose a gamble laughs oh yeah I guess you're gonna go gamble tivitz Wow actually we should probably make you go whip yourself yeah that's right you do that yeah oh yeah girl hello James and crew hello chat Jay who's James who's James I think James is that supposed to be me Jay Jones yeah I don't know yeah so yeah veteran dungeon veteran veteran veteran moving on hmm John and Mike etc Sinnoh vinh phuc Jake Jake Jake we can get another Sun ring the J is for both of the jeunesse right there I'm just looking at book of Rage didn't we're not gonna use it risky yeah it's like maker character almost died there's fortifying garlic which I would never see myself using personal is too boring to use there's another brawlers glowstick in the race it's always good to have to yeah we can we could use that we can use that really well with the - um the - oh yeah this one I'm cool that brawlers gloves are always good I don't know with that what do you guys want to use I'm fine with using whatever I can even be I think I can even be healer is boring Joe yeah let's get some people in here to level up yeah yeah dingus yeah okay so dingus which i think usually go three i think so so then we'll be fresh can okay and then Jake you've got we can't play abomination which is this is the pond we always run into reach you can run here's the thing heel breaker but it is a right and yeah exactly and I feel like especially with that in mind we'd probably want to level those characters up as much as possible for exposing them to longer dungeons so maybe until they're like up to a five or six like keeping them the shorter ones there's an idea I'd be fine using oh wait you're we already have a healer I was gonna say I'd be fine using my healer actually yeah that might be best where's your healer it's at the top it's like a level 6 Wow me I could just use whoever's healer that is and let them use it or more characters for you you only have like three yeah I know well no I oh wait no I also have the minute you got juicy jakers let's throw him in there he's little too but yeah what are the abilities for him because I want to I want the the one that does the that's it you show one yeah yeah right then rampart righteous one and you've got all of them so you can just pick whatever you want you just do that yeah rampart crush and retribution are the really good ones and defender or do I want to do the buff that buff could be good if somebody's like a death store like improve a bunch of their dodge or you just do a number I usually do this one I would keep the bunny guard one you keep this the defender yeah defender okay why do I have that one I don't know you should have that one I guess I should have that why do I have just assumed that you had it but I guess you don't big dummy [ __ ] I didn't know I could do that yeah he's really like I didn't know I could do that what the [ __ ] were you thinking I am so good at this game guy loves on Craven in the front and what else scary paper increases your healing and stress heals this one ooh this get this would be good at you you know give me that one yeah with that said do you since you'll be getting healing skills do you want to switch to a heal one of these that's right maybe bulwark since like Jake's gonna be like marking himself all the time well do we want Jake marking himself if he's only level 2 that's that's true I should be working myself maybe this done then yeah I'll get rid that one and then I mean it heals for four with this that B would be like a six heal which isn't bad I'll do that I get cool shakers [ __ ] all right Wow sorry didn't know it was gonna be such a big deal and Max still needs my help so B or B alright plus stun plus debuff plus death low resistant plus 10 stress so plus 25% damage when reposts so that's actually a very good right that's only if you have both the bonus okay go get both oh yeah if you have both of them you get the repost part but otherwise so I don't so I don't have it's no yeah it's that's why it's great Alec alright [ __ ] in that case you probably don't want to take anything that gives additional stress because you're little too and you'll stress out faster anyway indeed man how do you make anti stress if you have anything see anything like I mean she knows they're frantic stress coming here so I guess I don't know I could do healing received and then there was also plus the HP but that's pretty much the other ones that don't like have a negative maybe you could I could you don't have a stun skill you could do the healing received because we're probably be healing you a bunch cuz you're level two well plus I could do my 15% stress the torch is about 75 yeah you could do that yeah yeah yeah yeah he's a crown all right done okay the highwayman also has a repost ability chat oh yeah he does but I can do mine real quick it's just gonna be like it's the two obvious ones cool yeah I know she's got like the other one that's like you couldn't hit them harder with your no I think we actually sold that one cuz Jake big fit about it if you're I mean what should be a war room about it yeah well oh yeah that's right yeah what the [ __ ] why did you do that because we were never going to use a melee Vestal I would have we wouldn't let you who would know I is ridiculous democracy dictatorship is it this is a dictatorship and I think that's not cool we need we need to listen to everybody's opinions on subjects not just the the I think when three out of field rudest owner of this twitch channel a dick you 'less it's always been up to a vote and went three out of four agree we do it so it's always bad [ __ ] Jozef minority that's the jake runs off the electoral college where where is the popular vote one yes exactly game through therefore we should not have seen it though did the possible win but you know I demand a recount so this is a good oh no we should we take laudanum because we can get or yes yes maybe it will take fall so I suggest that we gerrymander it so the Jake's Oh doesn't even camp that's true okay let's go let's do this let's let chat be a write-in vote just just there's no thing that Jake and [ __ ] about true true oh yeah Jake is no part of the same districts is the chat of the chat so why would we ever go to the left I want you guys so look at this could we ever go but there's a book it's it's it's the obstacle I don't know why it's a book to be honest oh wow I've always thought of it as a book it's a wall oh right yeah hold on well you used to think I was a book oh I get it yeah let's just forget it that was a book - I I have a hundred hours in this game I thought was a book wow I feel [ __ ] dumbed I did - so now you mind tackling this one got this I've got this alright look at my pants slash tracers I know they're like Jake pants really are my mom bought these for me when I was 13 and I'm still worried I'm I have plenty of nice pants so why don't you wear them we should go north because they were the only ones that were clean goddamn so never live this down it's okay baby anyway you should go north because we our quest is to get a hundred percent of room Belle's done so make sure here we go so all right let's do let's fight let's [ __ ] throwdown I'm here song Dan an ant that there than an ant I know you didn't say y'all ready for this but I just I know y'all ready for this I especially the Jester playing that like on his little like what he pulls his hand out play over the speakers why are they attacking me I mean it's bared me than Jake to be honest but it's being Jake juicy jakers oh okay how do I play this how about you target how do I work myself it's the it's the bulwark it's the shield this yeah but it is only it only marks yourself and it like makes you defensive like you get 36% protection you also lose the torchlight which is interesting yep let's do and clicked off the screen why did you do that Danny I'm out in front um so everyone's full health except for me I can take care of that any time yeah going going everything [ __ ] I know it's so great like oh the champion alone she was so annoying oh there you go hey look a crappy little leper ticket that we already had got another one what they owe its back you fool mood treasures I'm not gonna take why let's take their share what huh I wish I wasn't coming live from wherever the [ __ ] Jake comes live from [ __ ] nowhere gelareh this is gonna be a problem what is what well maybe not because I there's still rampart no it's just like the like we have to like heavy tanks that are being moved to the back that's all right when I use finale I jump all the way back okay I gotcha when I move forward to do something cool and then I piss off again hashtag just gesture things I got two stuns going pretty nice okay seriously never trash can a [ __ ] name no terrible name he's really boring class he's just really boring I mean he's like standard warrior basically just kinda it's like it's like a paladin just just straight-up just like I can heal myself and defend oh wait I mean smite does some good damage against unholy anyway it gets a nice bonus don't they March you hell yeah and I said sing it classic quality commentary coop darkest dungeon stream yeah I mean wow that's such a quotable conversation we just had yeah right Craven sindelle noise [ __ ] it scary paper now this is what we're all waiting for it this is what I go to school for goodbye that's right stay there more applause they all know stop it stop stop with the applause Alyssa with the applause applause applause oh my god the war the applause I watched the Lady Gaga episode of The Simpsons again recently and it made me want to die I don't know what that episode it what is that episode basically um Lisa is really sad and Lady Gaga is riding through town on like a big gaudy train that has like a pair of platform heels for wheels and for some reason Lady Gaga has the mythical ability to sense sadness hmm so she's like as they're driving through spring she actually voice-acted the character I'm assuming right I don't know I I don't think so oh it really generic um so like Lady Gaga got her I lady Gaga sounds like she's got cold all the time oh my little angels are monsters yeah um Jiggs acres that's you know play it's played by Lady gaga that's you I'm just saying it absolutely a guy that did the voice yeah um but the entire episode is like so sycophantic towards there and like Simpsons they always portray the guest stars as like [ __ ] yeah but she was actually voicing it though Skelton oh I know I know no but that's my point is that they probably in order to get her on will we will suck your dick I'd love to see this group do karaoke oof oh nobody who would not want to do karaoke me do we want Jake is up for it either I'm okay okay are you okay no Onix I don't want it but yeah yeah let's get it we can't can't just wait around for can't wait 7 seconds we're at a five-second cut off yeah gotta keep things moving also apparently they don't really like it when people do karaoke on Twitch yeah they don't like people playing copyrighted music and chip no this could give a buff I believe to someone like a damage buff like a damage buff it's a possibility do we want trash can to try it [ __ ] do it throw him in there the trash can okay oh you got 20% damage until Camp Akkad juice so it's a no so now it's you Semyon enjoy everyone knows it yeah that's me yeah that's the point where I like Slade onto the screen and say yeah like that butters episode oh yeah this is nipples dead grandfather right yeah according to the lore yes yeah Matt it's a bad son coming for revenge according to the lore of this stream in particular yeah I'm gonna set myself up for a good finale yeah just bring me back again fine doesn't matter just throw me around it's fine I'll take care anymore Nick maybe you should play this game solo you should attend counseling I'm saying I was just it's fine noise oh you said whirling with you oh no must not quarreling among South Coral cool hey Jake you should uh you should do the repost thing on yourself though you like that yeah you did it that's the right idea great now I do boring so boring let's love our ability is there a bit more fun John does attend shoes cuz John is very reliable and likes to win which we need that deep horrible song yeah the mainus accuracy is actually really nice though mm-hmm Juicy J christ-hating abilities juicy Joker's can use from slot 3 yeah it was frozen with his eyes closed I thought he was asleep yeah I mean I guess I could just kill it fix it sleep schedule ha Jake yeah yeah the classic I don't want to do trivia night I'll tell Center I'm fixing my sleep Azul but what's Craven in slot 3 you can't do anything from back there don't worry I'll fix it do you get that one a lot or something just from you it's just for me the one time I said it you said it more than once you [ __ ] happy that your sense of nice that he's fixing his sleep schedule so he can't do trivia ah yeah yeah I use that once what if I use them more than once I might if I did a search three or discord chroma see I will I will look right now you're like I have to fix my sleep skins my mother's birthday is today I've only ever cancelled [ __ ] that was my mom's birthday I've only I've only ever canceled trivia night because of sleep schedule once which was literally days ago and he and then the previous time I had done it is for a reason I'm not gonna say on stream so you you my friend are a liar thank you very much it's cuz he had autofill to fix his sleep schedule okay this is not true his cleave schedule finals this week [ __ ] all you hump damn finals week it's rough what is hump day mean it's like the middle of the week so you get over the house it's the you're over the hump yeah towards the weekend it's it's a weekly holiday where you're allowed to hump people yeah yeah so one time that sex is allowed one time per week it's like the purge but weekly yeah yeah for one night uh-huh thank you our new founding fathers for laying us hump get the [ __ ] out of here well just happen we got the man Slayers ring which we should definitely keep over this crappy [ __ ] leper ring I am oh I already have I think we should so that's my event for a completely different song than me there oh I would for a man-eater she's a maneater she's a maniac maniac oh okay okay no no all right so the cool with everyone yes sure okay cool do it um do we use our last skeleton key on this thing yeah we do let's do it cuz yeah sure let's [ __ ] let's go let's go let's go oh let's go let's go Wow let's go we need to play it free up some [ __ ] though so I'm thinking we're not gonna go just yet we gotta free up the slots first then yeah yeah let's prepare to go let's prepare to go so this is this good I'm thinking this is good yeah that's good okay cool let's go let's go let's go let's do it should we go up we got to go up there might be a room battle up there gotta go up what's this so I don't know we could try it or we could just not somebody do that ooh with it mean please Jake oh you mean I'm gonna I nominate John I'm would rather I'll touch it put trash get in I'll get [ __ ] sentimental gift cementum yeah oh my god we've got three emerald 2250 gold and I say we ditch the Onyx no let's get the Onyx why don't we get the Onyx oh no no no the emerald onyx say no are you anti or Pro onyx I think that we should get rid of the our roles for the Onyx let's do it okay I'm a Sonic's hater all right Wow if you're swimming here holy Lance it moves you forward one and it does a lot damage to the back room hashtag G hashtag yes though okay instead upon garre's carry paper I guess and then do that one okay cool can we yeah mmm yeah is it like super weak right now like I said no strong no no they're all they're all work max oh oh I see the numbers now yeah yeah and this is damage against I'm holy I think it's got a high crit chance - okay I think we're gonna get an additional buff yeah you got the same but why are they so plus 40% get you right yeah oh no I don't know that man-at-arms Jake got hit by a trap sorry Jake sorry Jake well he'll you someday don't all right I won't faint good yeah I hit Jake it's fine that's it yeah well this is turning bad are we gonna save this I can see this stream turning into it like and that's the end of darkest dungeon I just I just join in on bullying myself it's like [ __ ] it he is an [ __ ] isn't he good mister honest alright Jake what you gonna do I don't know with your life well are you gonna do your life oh you know what that's not gonna that's not the pressure or that could be the content that people really want to see it's been a long actually streaming this it's been like a 14 week yeah the 14 month lead up to like we intervention for Jake we have like tons of BOTS in the in the chat mm-hmm it's all been manufactured there is somebody that I followed after they were on the front page of twitch who regularly has like 400 viewers watching him play Silent Hill 2 in old grassy games and I swear to god his chat is really quiet and I'm like are you going or are you being hosted by like auto hosted by cam iliyan people you know I like I don't know if I could try sadly there's no way to like find out like how many more is he giving a lot of tips hell no okay well there you go hmm maybe I'm just a hair I don't watch them for that long but well you are a hater but like I mean it might not really have anything to do with this exact situation I only hate people that deserve it like [ __ ] no-talent good-for-nothings like yourself oh hello hi I'm a blocker II what Jake return Emma sorry I wouldn't say anything about her if you didn't make a issue to make a big fuss over that YouTube rewind [ __ ] he's really black no I don't really I just I hate that she complained about that but she was cold Jon so very cold yeah you know who else was called everyone who was there oh you can use holy Lance it's so fun there we go nice that's nice that's great you're just looking looking for things you're looking for things to [ __ ] poke at oh I don't care what's your favorite color there I'm not gonna tell you cuz it's just another thing like we're guard las' of what the color is gonna be I could agree I it's irrelevant to me whether or not you agree you'll still figure out her way to have a problem with it - - anybody love you if you never let anyone in you don't give us a chance is me admitting my favorite color gonna be the determination what do you mean admitting what is it pink are you afraid no it has nothing to do with that who's just figure speech I don't like pink so it is Jake it's okay men can like pink I like pink hi Jen okay I don't really have many favorites of anything it's just whatever I'm in in the middle at the time I like I like pink the singer as a person oh my god specific compliment that's right like I like your music but like I appreciate like she puts a lot of effort in torment says like she swings like all from the [ __ ] rafters like doing like circus elation just got really rough darkus plunge in doesn't show up he's like what huh [ __ ] what I'm here why I've never known that to be a quality a trait of Dustin only showing up when that topic is breached don't believe me is there's been a few times where like like he won't say anything forever like I say [ __ ] once and like of nowhere it's like doesn't like here buddy what's up hello hi Justin Alexander here I'm modding your - so we got a swift cloak yeah get rid of it we already have one though I don't feel like we would need to we could sell it but no we could sell it can you raise some of the torches um we could because I think we could also have campfire don't we yeah we do yeah so all right cool does anyone want to use the Crusaders really good at getting tortion that one always sucks right it could be good I've had to be good or bad I think it's kind of coin flip I don't I don't want to do it for me Hannah looks like an eldritch tentacle I'm thinking we should just skip it oh well it's purely decorative so didn't do anything it just bled for no reason yeah it bled just for I just juiced up gross all right I already touched all these right yeah yeah somehow that was a way to phrase that I'm just touching we touch all these does anyone want to a halt apparently sin Oh gesture dingus wants to touch this thing we have a shovel we touch it we do we have three shovels then you use a shovel on it oh my god for trinkets are geniuses can I ask you guys a quick question yep you got a guilty conscience no so no bears the crushing guilt of Deeds real and imagined oof what does that do why did you use the shovel on that decorative urn oh no now you got hit by the trundle by crushing beads so no your dingus he's not doing so hot hey careful should we go south yeah just go south right yeah yeah yeah well it's like do we want to touch these books or the confession knowledge who looks hey Jake what the worst you see the right shape of water yet shape of water no I have not what is that wench teaming this game how do you avoid the screen going black for your viewer when you go to chat them you just don't type you only say thanks to them hey I don't I don't type anything but I run it in window mode so he is blue I don't why my sister why am I such a terrible person for not having seen shape of water yet um do you like get a little more done total yeah yeah oh wait is this like is this like a spiritual sequel to Hellboy or something prequel yeah it's uh it's like the origin of a bummer man in the Hellboy series yeah yeah I really like that character when I was a young boy who saw Hellboy a young lad in it right yes it was like yeah yeah oh my god seriously like what was it yes 2004 it was exactly 2004 how old were you in 2004 [ __ ] I was like nine I want to lose nine years old I want to die I'm so old I am so how old were you create a man in 2004 until the for I was 18 my god holy [ __ ] yeah you should die I want to die that's over stuns oh wow that was the early graduate from high school imagine the people who were 67 in 2004 though my third grade well they're already done yeah no I mean they don't feel anything anymore okay so I have any every year for 30 points so yeah [ __ ] Jake [ __ ] do something Jake's just keep playing I'm trying to have a conversation but you don't ever move Oh God Holly so I can't I can't multitask because he's too dumb it's boy this is why I have a savage email Oh dingus getting a getting is brain wrecked there Wow DNA you know hit me Wow yeah the accuracy is down all right oh god I got back I gotta hurry up [ __ ] okay there we go can I go please man your heels are just not exciting boring Joe alright I mean she's going Joe she's boring yeah I love that move that move is so good holy Lance that's awesome I feel like we have a lot more synergy no the appellee once we work there as a team yeah we need these crests do we get rid of the food we haven't had a single I can't we haven't had a single hunger check yet we should sell food in case we do cuz you know we're gonna get it like as soon as we yeah we should we could just eat it we can just eat it all now will that stop hunger check oh we oh we have like 20 food yeah we've got like 25 yeah then yeah yeah yeah to eat we're playing on radiant because this is a weekly show and we didn't want it to last literally years yeah if I was to have one big criticism of this game I think that the difficulty shouldn't just be like oh it's longer yeah that's a bit like there's once I learned that there's no actual difficulty difference between darkest and radiant it's just a time difference I was really put out yeah well at the same time isn't there whole thing like this is super hard and punishing and so having like a difficulty [ __ ] off having like a difficulty difference Wow holy Lance though that's good for you yeah that's awesome for me yeah yeah it's having a difficulty difference could like you know take back the the bite that the game has because some people suck to be fair um it's just like yet it's there's the time limit Luckman there's also a lot more stringent penalties for people being overlooked for dungeons there yeah we'll do it well rate radiant is normal basically it's just it's short normal each and you can bring in overleveled heroes in the lower level dungeons which I guess is one advantage but I will say that like my I'm playing through on darkest and there's like no real difference in difficulty I've noticed between radiant and darkest besides yeah I would I would like if it was a bit more tangible around and just like you have to grind more huh yeah it's like I'm a bio proponent I hate and RPGs when like there's statistics or skills or whatever it's just like foster your percent damage I mean I know this game does it but it because you can stack I guess it becomes a bit more interesting but like I'm just so bored of games where there's like skill trees where you have to level up your character over time it's just like this is a skill and make sure karakurt there were damage then [ __ ] you might like the end of that we do you'll see that I hate that but Resident Evil 6 cuz you could only equip certain skills and some of the skills are like do more damage than some of this girls are like if there's an explosion I mean it's like it's not that bad if you can like totally skip if you want to but like there is a portion of that in the DLC I won't say anymore cuz that's this point there are I mean sure so fun enough you know and if the end of Zoe's really fun I loved it it was so much fun you gotta try and play it on Joe must die oh yeah yeah I can't wait for that like I'm torn between if I should do more Tomb Raider tomorrow or the harder parts of the re 7 DLC stick to resi I see yeah it is more hash tag on brand oh good Hill 1000 you came in healing that for cotton huh gentlemen landing oh you could bring the torchlight up you or you or you know me how do I wait what's the torchlight one let's swing towards four if yous Bork yeah okay I'll look up ray is bullseye Jake nothing I was just no I haven't I plan on it very soon you should not play all the DLC it's all good there's so there's so many at all actually is really good there's so many minigames and it's just it's fun it's a fun time howdy should be for a game like a big [ __ ] love for that oh man oh the 2021 is so much fun it was I think I played I played those like I played a or was it 21 I don't know I I played some of the DLC already just not the more recent stuff so did I tell you guys the max actually asked me what that blackjack game was because I made him play with me on stream one time mmm in like a few days ago he just asked me was like was that blackjack game we played again I want to do that that was that's fun I would do that again yeah it's like the happiest I've been ever you guys could play it on survival yeah it's it's [ __ ] hard but it's it's fun there I think he's better at it than I am he probably end like you gonna be down for it can we just skip these they're all crass they're all so crap sure oh don't rush this game do you guys want to camp and like relieve stress and free up a slot yes yes let's [ __ ] let's go let's go let's go let's go oh like ten food it's because someone something who is it stress eater Jake you're a stress eater oh you eat more food or stressed [ __ ] corsets man right but yeah we should sell feast though I think oh yeah yeah okay cool I've gotten so [ __ ] thin ever since I left America it's great Oh congratulations Congrats seriously you should just move Jake if you wanna get there don't eat anything I'm sure that Alex because there's no water buggy yeah it's true there's nothing worth eating like one's lost time you have to get burger was a in America everything tastes like ass over here sound like a [ __ ] I would eat in America I'm just like mmm it's full of chemicals chemicals candy a slogan a McDonald's a salty place every rose has its thorn dingus please absolutely every night as it's done that's funny we want to prevent nighttime ambush right yes I mean we could take them but me and then we've got five left we could do a couple and courage I'm I would like to encourage kanpai oh let's I can't buy whatever yeah you're right and nobody's names names juice the last thing we can do is jakers could encourage dingus tasty [ __ ] and juicy like why do that uh-huh yep what do we want to do then Jake doesn't wanna encourage you say no wait really yeah he shook his head I don't know why no I said he said no not really much else for us to do have you heard any more bells I mean we only have to [ __ ] it just do it fine then we please just go yeah please encourage them or something okay Tigers like no no no I'm gonna fight this I'm fighting this what fine fine I'm gonna fight it tonight I'm finding it no I'm not doing anything no this feel it also fun if I'm if nobody's fighting oh my god doesn't have to be this way [Laughter] okay [ __ ] do things III will open this it's true let's go let's go okay okay we guys we got more bronze gloves though check it out hey that's awesome look at all those 42 crests 902 portraits a lot of grass there's a lot we can't upgrade thing Oh Jake you got a disease surprise Jake got designs he's gotta throw you back in the hospital that's a classic Jake meme too juicy classic Jake you got a juicy disease Oh gross it's just vertigo it's all cerebral wanna die okay nothing worth looking at here G Gordon all the ridiculous French names a ninja sword and lots of Crusader what do you expect yeah was this what oh no don't don't put on the screen they're in there she's so boring let's leave this screen let's go so yeah but what were we looking - oh yeah here so you know we need six more portraits can we convert somebody blast off mmm easy so 18 bus which is it's [ __ ] expensive way that's fine portraits are the most yeah all right cool Gordon before you die Liam nice guy we got we got it got it let's go let's go and I think we're actually gonna get what was that yeah what do we do at level five skills uh we can have the maximum level I mean oh that's exciting oh and then what's this make some cheaper so we should probably to be honest probably should have done that well we got it we got to make the weapon and armor upgrades cheaper to actually actually oh my god we can get experienced recruits here yesterday all of level four well someone's appear in the stagecoach actually this is a radiant only upgrade this doesn't appear in darkest would we like to get it we would like to convert some deeds maybe oh my naughty deeds that I did as a dingus some ten deeds we could get it a thing let's do it [ __ ] let's get yes boom yes boom let's go all yes let's go what's happening we're just having some fun we're just having fun we're playing the game so okay that's what's happening playing the feud and looks like next week we might want to take down the fulminating profit level three boss now available in the ruins and there's a martyr seal available what the [ __ ] is so that's ridiculous so basically the idea with the martyr seal it the best person to put on is the flatulent because he has the highest deathblow resist and basically you make it to where they're like insane on death's door like they get they get additional deathblow resist they get huge damage and crit buff but you can pair it with other items to make like a person who like wants to be on death's door but cool build yeah it is it is cool it is risky though I I my other file I had a flatulent that I put the martyr seal on in another deathblow trinket and he had like 98% deathblow resist or something crazy and he got put on death's door and got hit once and he died and I was just like oh my god what are the amazing freaking chance ice that sucks so yeah I think this is probably a good spot to end I don't want to get too and I don't know John is a good spot to end perhaps should we should go into the war room to discuss it so we go home just to go somebody mentioned the war room and chat that's why he's saying doing and I know we can't compromise the integrity of the war room are we gonna have a war room but going to the war room nope I think let's have a war room about it let's have a powwow that's not gonna that's not gonna work does Jake need to fix his sleep schedule no that's fine right now at 8 in the morning to Jess you could be in for another two hours that oh let's do know two hours of this do anything I'd rather do let's do it so I could go to the war room discuss well thank you guys for tuning in for another week of co-op darkest dungeon turn in next Wednesday at this time for our holiday stream because they'll be xx Oh weird there'll be almost Christams yeah holiday should we also consider at one point soon putting in some mod classes we should we should soon yeah I agree maybe agree maybe here's I'm thinking because we have almost a full roster I don't have a Santa hat unfortunately rip which but I do have a donkey kong mask I could wear that perhaps next yeah yeah yeah next week we're gonna do it yeah yeah well we're Santa hats you know where don't you come ask it's all I got that's not holiday themed but that's fine I'll paint it red and green it's just the same when used for video lanes but you spent off the paint don't you I see through you before you leave I'd like to give a special thanks to the three co-hosts in Oh Oh starting with signing with mr. Craven mr. Craven if people who are watching this aren't familiar with you where could they go to to get more mr. Craven and what would could they expect just click those links in chat Wow and you'll find it Wow John for how long now like four years okay people still don't know they still don't I got a comment the other day that was like wow you know gab and I was like I've been in collab videos with gab for like two years and we have a weekly stream together and we talked to each other on Twitter all the time but yeah sure yeah I know her so Sinnoh if people wanted to get more kanpai Cinna beats where could they go for that and what would they expect Trisha TV / - no beats nice and easy you should expect lots of RPG games including slate aspire a lot I'm addicted to it I would like - it's hard to find a solo stream slot these days but I would like to tasty jakers what about you you can find me a defense with Jake on YouTube and twitch same name for both awesome Oh Jay for short make sure to call mo Jay he loves it or juicy Jake that one also works alright guys thanks for for coming I'll see see you later okay bye IIIi did the dueling Wow there we go that's right dual links that's the recording stream everybody yep we're way are you do links you have been kicked

Channel: John Twolfe

Views: 7,935

Rating: 4.776 out of 5

Keywords: Darkest Dungeon, John Wolfe, Co-op Darkest Dungeon

Id: poeHygjrw9I

Length: 159min 33sec (9573 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 18 2017