CO-OP Darkest Dungeon [Part 15] - Darkest Dungeons & Dragons

see an Harris hey everybody welcome back to coop darkest dungeon this is stream number 15 I've got with me spicy Wow got with me the usual co-hosts we have offensive Jake up in the upper right corner tasty jakers he's very excited to be here as you can tell and well the lower left we've got mr. Craven hi and in the upper left we have salty sue know so they'll be supposed to fight GG subs Wow lyft is the FTC gonna come down on me for having sponsored content on my stream yeah Sean is similar gonna pay you for that yeah what's my cut you should have signed up but GG sucks when you had the chance bro I guess I should have that's alright you're okay I you know what I had somebody I had somebody in the John 12th comments here they claim to be from Red Bull I didn't believe them only and they told me they tell me they were like we're not gonna sponsor you or anything but thanks for drinking our product and I was like I first of all you don't represent Red Bull and the second of all I know you guys sponsor people so [ __ ] you if you are so so I either way [ __ ] you basically what it was just used to say specifically what if they just hate you John what these eight well whatever I'll still drink their product and I'll say [ __ ] your hate tastes good I'm not I'm not prison to any contract then I can just say what I want you hate gives me wings I can't weed out Red Bull tastes like garbage if I want to and there's no repercussions so anyway Robo stank thanks for subbing in lol what zero 6 to 7 thanks for subscribing which prime now you can say you're addicted to Red Bull but you might be getting stomach cancer from it was there any repercussions mm-hmm yeah no consequences for anything no he said might you might oh my you use cancer from living from breathing living aids up in cancer yeah that doesn't yeah they're all cellphones we could get brain cancer because yeah we don't know right there's not that's players they give you cancer mmm that's actually a fact yeah there's a recent study that came out ok I like to keep my mobile phone as close to my body and junk is possible to increase the chances of having my lifespan cut short me too so much I like to dance on the edge close to my head I had no microwave it's just fun I - I like to sleep on my phone and just have it like right there and I like to have it just buzzed constantly just receiving text through my skull I imagine that good sort of well now it's on the other side reasonable thoughts a beard properly fix up oh yeah that might that might actually be good if you could do that just to a museum alone I'm gonna click on the this now that looks like my head's all cut off I need to zoom out a little bit maybe a little bit there you go I can also move you over a little bit whatever oh maybe over a little bit just zoom in on my neck fat okay I'll fix it that's too much work we'll just go with this this is this is fine that's fine died sitting at table and fire this is fine so and yeah what did we want to do we have a courtyard invitation so we can go back we can go back into the car another blood run how did we do we need blood I can't remember I thought we talked about it like going in with the new world weak people that we have that's right I thought we thought we had talked about that I could be wrong though this is a champion little dungeon if we bring in weak people they will die oh oh well they will die we could just do another dungeon and then we could go in Oh have like a babysitter okay we could do that let's see there any interesting ones with this ethereal crucifix this is a long dungeon though whoo this is a short one right here it's a veteran level short it's like a low light bracer oh yeah if we do one of the was a dark run yeah that would be good for us if we got this let me cool that all right yeah all right let's do it so we need to get our grave-robber leveled up because grave robbers are good who else we want involved I'll take the bigger so he'll level up whoo dick McKern are either of those characters religious Wow Jake what a personal question I don't want to go through legit people gonna ask their orientation next yeah it's a matter who's gonna bomb ination he doesn't work well with religious people because the religious people are bigoted towards the abomination hyped it on you damn that was quiet if we if we roll if we roll with the abomination we gotta roll with the occultists as well so as long as you're okay with me playing your occultists you mean killing Michaels's yeah okay let's do it we're off to a great start this week terrific well also I also I could do my it's good I think well we got a level up your abomination at some point because he hasn't like even had a chance that what's that [ __ ] Oh mania or whatever he's obsessed with sainthood which is unfortunate because he's an abomination so he'll never reach it look at the a on his face for abomination scarlet letter over here get what I do need to upgrade anybody are we good let me check this one make sure everyone's in the right positions okay everybody's I think this is good let's see you are fine you are fine you're fine and you're as good as you're gonna get so yeah I think everybody is actually fully upgraded here up but I don't think he used the ones that you don't have upgraded yeah I don't use those okay cool then we're good we're good all right let's let's roll let me do it oh wait we got a we got to have shrinking thing yeah all right let's start with Jake not yet rolling okay I assume you want this padlock - 25% stress and flicked out part I was gloves where's the brawler's [ __ ] no let's do them though oh wait we gotta I don't clip all trinkets oh but now that's now we got to go and get the other one oh I'm so sorry we're gonna be inconvenienced either way it's down to the bottom it sure is isn't it Jesus thanks wow you guys are grumpy today hey I'm grump so now you pick whatever you want Robin your grave robber I'll be done in a second no you got that sounds really good no wonder I'm grumpy people keep me like locked up and don't let me eat 20 hours straight stream Plus 5% crit let's go yeah that was gonna be straight stream oh boy alright 20 20 hours stream in a row how about that that's waiting hours with you people I'd rather die damn sollozzo I'll do that I guess I'll just leave that charity stream idea to myself then what I tries to get more exposure hello TV slash no beat alright I'm gonna take the Sun ring but if any of you guys think you'd rather use it the abomination isn't like a huge damage dealer is it he said he's a good damage deal yeah especially if he's in slot 1 yeah don't [ __ ] on his character to woman who should do Louise the front guy so yeah he does actually yeah you're playing as um Jake so he's never gonna get hurt oh that's true he'll never be attacked I don't know how that's supposed to be an insult III don't get hurt off and yes indeed because your trinkets that Craven oh great night whoever uh I think that whistle see oh this is a dark yeah what did I usually use it was a good thing right the more chance to get bleed hmm which one was that you know Morey thanks for subscribing with twitch Prime appreciate it see ya the crimson curse do you want less stress um you care about that care it's a short one that well yeah I'll give a [ __ ] yeah where's that look at i bleeding one I thought we had one I thought we had one too like a little bleed stone I thought we had one yeah maybe we sold it okay you can have you're gonna have your own head because that's your old character dis mas [ __ ] yeah that's more of it as [ __ ] I love it I can do this I guess the focus ring mmm but the mice ate dodge kinda sucks yeah hmm what are we fighting here we're gonna be fighting yeah ourselves the Weald is full of like those eldritch things those like mushroom guys you know yeah and then there's like rich yeah this that might that might be good yeah look at that do it I could do it a [ __ ] ton of damage I will take hmm oh and I'll be Rebecca ooh I will take an eldritch thing too and I will take the healing trinket so I can do more healing good [ __ ] check new game every time Craven has to BRB take a drink congratulations you are in hospital that's funny that's fun it's fun times it's been 13 weeks start to keep track Cheers Kristen last week thanks for resetting for seven months yeah I missed this last week too yeah we found replacements for you so it's fun how could you possibly replace me well a lot of ways way didn't we industry Matt alt last week did wait did Jake did you solo stream without us that's telltale darkest dungeon here um this is the story of the co-starring David cage yeah I'll tell darkest dungeon where's the key in your mind and you just decided to combine them you know it's kind of like a movie but like a really [ __ ] movie so choice this is great yes anything else we want I got food torches shovel skeleton key and some anti-venom cuz there's some blight anything else we want to add I mean it's a short one do we want to add more food just in case the poison pills right are the pills that's the cold yeah yeah that's the cold one blood boy in the group this looks alright let's good maybe one bandage yeah we're not made to to cuz I'll change you get like a nasty bleed yeah no that's good that's good we don't really have any well actually uh oh no you can't you can cure yourself but okay I'm not thankfully all right let's go ahead not left yet no we were deciding our way out [ __ ] go my foreign just gave me a push notification and it says news on Beyonce won't be on see an infidelity why would why would so anyone coming years ago so I'm gonna click on this no interested in stories about Beyonce oh wow agency is gonna get you hmm what's your username on here John wolf live yeah that's right that's correct gotcha is it so gotcha [ __ ] we have to go to that Wow we have to go to the left and look at all that [ __ ] over there Wow so alright I'm gonna wait until stuff yeah it is so all right let's go left cuz we got it born where what it's a torch it's a notorious dick McGuirk come on alright we used up warmer shovels all right so no bigger move how do I play the grave Roper again oh I might have to we might have to move you one space back actually huh oh yeah that worked out flashing daggers okay let me see no I can't look at your oh yeah I can okay you've got lunge which is only in three so yeah maybe we should move well but you've got shadow fade so I would fade then lunch okay over kit yeah we'll figure it out okay tell you what I'm gonna hex the giant OOP well I'm gonna hex the giant so he's March now yeah and he's got lower dodge oh man he's got something called tree Bravo connivance cut it I won the blood yeah yeah yeah we'll just see here we want you to die right yeah a tree branch smackdown can do a lot of damage okay feels weak okay really does fine you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna switch I'll do it no get him yeah get them get him all right damn it's been a while since I've done okay shake the rake let's go Oh God all right the rake we're raking offensive the rake Jake aha man that rhymed in the quotations that's your new nickname the rake you're a creepypasta a fence every that would be your poker name Jake oh yes okay so I meant to say is the beginning but if something funny happens or a moment you enjoy please clip it I'll be tweeting up my favorite clip or our favorite clip at the end of the stream on Twitter okay now I've said that click sound it different there's a funny voice I have the megaphone Larry with my enhance you gotta go again Jake oh [ __ ] okay yeah cuz you're faster now that you're the Beast oh I could fade back or I could just go whoo um okay nobody's really hurt I mean I guess I could heal no crepe oh okay Oh will you please [Laughter] I even have the charm that Oh nineteen it's that bad it's that it's that marks okay it does extra damage tree branch smacked I only did 13 that's lucky it can do like 30 damage sometimes oh good I'll try to heal you so no okay great six awesome this is not winning at least this is with the healing trinket and what's what's the bleed chance on you right now dude or do we even know that we don't I don't think we know I think if you're if you have a status effect it's more likely to bleed you should kill yourself yeah thanks puppy that is a good pop crit heal that's nice alright you're dead I mean it'd be funny if he didn't die or you missed it would have been good well then they would have just been a figurative and literal and antiquarian trinket that gives her +10 Dodge oh the how fantastic is that everyone I love that don't we don't we love them the antiquarian do we want to use so happy oh Jenny pulled my memory yeah try to Craven has a great memory guys but it just takes him a while to access it and we've encountered the old tree before and Craven might remember what we use to get through it I'm I think it might be a bandage but it might be an anti-venom and I can't remember um hold on what Craven can remember I'll remember yeah yeah yeah we we saw a 50% chance of loot though ooh and a 25% chance of nothing do we want to use an anti-venom sure it's in up yes are you okay over there yeah yeah anti-venom I agree we need we need queffle cops in oh right now look at this slime dude whoa well yeah that's what you're [ __ ] up you got a clip the mic as you're doing that yeah please don't though please don't would you not rather Xavier Sam Arsenal no now that we have fire Sam Arsenault and Koons is completely on the peeling we'd rather have five million subscribers to know what we got meat you not six uh I got the house in know that actually gets [ __ ] product deals okay you know what I'm actually just gonna I'm gonna mark him play and it's safe yeah cuz I forgot like if we take out one of those bad guys right now they might just oh that's right so here I'll to do this yeah there we go there we go he's bleeding stupid nice stupid piece of [ __ ] yeah bleeding sorry so no how can a skeleton even bleed is it marrow hey wait wait oh I just oh there's like a pun on the tip of my tongue so the skeletons encased in like this weird jello thing right so so could we call the gelatin say it's not the best part of the stream doesn't get tweet it out later okay here and I'm gonna here you go hey actually healed you oh I got stunned that's not good hey I'm gonna go and do this it's like cutting open an egg yolk I read the script I like it alright alright my turn now I wasn't gonna say oh I emailed someone at Capcom today about how I can get a key for like once on her she's like can you show me the statistics for your streams of like a game that's similar to most I like to see what kind of numbers were dealing with here and I'm like please like me yeah I'll show you my Pokemon numbers I hope you like that that's that's always thank you yeah Pokemon would be a good one to show that big one kill it kill this one wait wait what's the lead on that big one or me till this one over here the big one should have some good bleed on it oh he's gonna bleed I don't think you can reach them in the back actually I don't know I can probably figure out a way eventually like if I press one of these buttons enough it'll maybe catch the big one back uh Mikey I can knock him back his moves 70% though but he's dead anyway so just try it I guess hey it didn't work use your toe I actually can't he actually kind of moved out of the way oh yeah actually Jake kind of [ __ ] it up when he did that thing just now yeah Joey why did you do that why did you do that I don't like it now hope you enjoy the bleed so no I don't feel like that I'll remember it's like a present yeah it's a gift okay I'm gonna heal Jake okay well I didn't want to stack your bleep Oh Jake I love him if you're bleeding it's more likely to make you bleed again who doesn't to be fair all right we really should stop this slime guy all right call he's dead you're so good hey I wanted to kill him I'm sorry do want to just reload the save really quick if we could yeah yeah yeah let's yeah just save stain it it's me do that real quick but we can't do it yeah sure we can save states in this game are you kidding me I'll just do it real quick completely ruined the point hey who wants something Asian cotton oh no you open no I'll open you've got high stress and the lowest you should let Jake decide if he's gonna I just hope you that's a good point you should let me decide else's character they should have to say it'll just I'm sorry Jake just play both of the characters then no no no combat I think it's fine but like when it comes to like giving you you know like potentially like debuffs then maybe yeah anyways anyway it's not a big deal we have no control over the diseases that you will inevitably get never bleak inevitably that's why I say okay thank you jake would you like to volunteer to take out this trap you actually get stress he'll get stress he'll all right all right I guess does he have the highest disarm yeah 110% okay that's a lot yeah sorry guys why the I don't know why the mouse pointer isn't where it's supposed to be on the stream no as the highest Raptors [ __ ] you talking about Oh Cinna does yeah so I meant I'll see there's more stress for some reason I thought that said I was Sammy no chick was playing on this a robber don't worry about all right cool oh boy sorry hey we can use the skeleton canvass we've got three of them anyways agree go searching never yeah well we got we got heirlooms is that when you yeah [ __ ] ton of heirlooms I've got a shadow phage cuz I need that Dodge God don't try to hit me know what yes some dog that was [ __ ] oh there you go yeah yeah I'm gonna at least I do I need to ever say anybody in your first term yeah at least at least we have that yeah now everything's going great according to plan the way is lit the past step is open or something oh hey there we go bleed the blood suckers are really susceptible to bleed I guess oh I guess cuz they're full of it oh my god she's so happy go crazy you got it yeah I mean you're a level one in a veteran dungeon so it was gonna be rough I'm changing we need great get me more stress translate oh yeah yeah I will as a matter of fact uh actually I could probably just kill you most likely so I'm just gonna do that yeah looks like it didn't have I got two of them at though so there's that hey you did hit two of them yeah that's right did more damage you yeah he threw up on you yeah what an [ __ ] it's my dog oh don't don't do that [ __ ] party foul excuse you Wow oh they're hitting me oh no they're hitting our tank oh [ __ ] that's tragic I hope come some just nonsense right there yep yeah definitely hit the one the front it means they hit me do you want to see me get hit so that was a that was a petty revenge strike I see I see okay I I would mark him but I'm too busy Oh like resuscitating oh and giving bleed to thank you oh good I dodged it don't touch me scree Wow Jake use your indoor voice sergeant always leaves his calling card so I think of the occultist oh my G I've got like five hell yeah you can use a bandage if you want we have we brought those bandages for our you know just stuck getting hurt you got five dams per round for two rounds so that's nasty yeah um trying to poison the Chevallier hey you did it nice for damage per round nice nice nice I'm gonna try to nice nice nice heal you again yeah yeah yeah and I gave you a bleed great oh no I got stress great great great great great I think this Chevallier might die hopefully I just say I love that word Chevallier yeah I'm great word yeah that's a three dollar word right there oh my god oh goody I think yeah the cocoon guys yeah now it's just the stood this little [ __ ] oh hi uh the Banshee Bell yes yeah what do you think about them you know suck they're like radio rock like angsty angsty early 2000s radio rock they did that song send the pain below yeah and I'm seeing red or whatever the red I think is what yeah though red and then they had that a bunch of other songs like vitamin R and they all sounded the same they all sound exactly the same do you why do you under the bandage so no because it's six six bleed damage you're fixing the take otherwise that's right you're with them I was gonna give it to you anyway yeah thanks for asking I'm like a telltale game I give you the illusion of choice okay [ __ ] oh gosh we beat the [ __ ] out of them oh I can't hit them like this though that's fine you can you can stun him if you want or you can I mean whatever yeah oh he resisted it I thought I was a move yeah so did nothing but and up your dives which is good yeah oh my god no no no you're over 100 Oh God oh I'm hopeless said you're gonna stress all of us out um Wandy buffin he dodged he dodged my anti dodge debuff why is he Vegeta is he go cares about his power level all right that was like almost like a still Joey's agent I killed him everybody's weights me Jake you're like 20 years old now and try not like it what no I just think that you know I deserve some gradual ations I was the one he killed the guy with the thing and that's you know that's important thing so you know I mean they want to [ __ ] a horse everything you [ __ ] know I don't know supposed to do give me a pat on the head yeah I've had like one chart in this entire dungeon yeah slight hyperbole yeah I mean we might want to get cravings start bodyguarding you know I need it okay never mind then dokey guard me me you got to go Vince him I guess if I start to die Craven please help me yeah see you're fine yeah I I got you baby see T way Oh No oh man for damage oh no hmm hmm I can't really I need to replace the stabby one that I have because I can't use it where I am in position for back yeah yeah I'll do this battle so I can actually hit things up front oh no Craven wait what's your bleed at okay oh it's fine Oh your doggy and that healed your physical wounds so crazy I almost took you seriously for something like you [ __ ] idiot because we've got an abomination in our group you [ __ ] horse face weirdo I think we should rename Jake's abomination to Sarah Jessica Parker oh wow is is extra bad in 2004 hey I go for the easy youtuber jokes every now and then kids even know what sex instead he is oh my god I think I should I say Sarah Jessica darker I'm sure Jessica darkest dungeon yeah that was kind of that was the oh I get it I get it the abomination darkest dungeon and so it's a combo pun it's a rare sight took long enough John you're such a Samantha cravings Oh Samantha oh yeah that's true I always flashed myself a little bit of a Miranda and a Samantha mixed in can we take this emerald over the citrine cuz [ __ ] the citrine in real life yes she's a lesbian I thought the redheaded one yeah and in the show she's married to Steve take the pole [ __ ] his Steve Steve is her husband [Laughter] obviously she's married to Steve who is Steve Steve is her husband Laden cool probably understand now oh good a hundred gold Charlotte is the messy one yeah she's she's the wasp okay how many more bells do we have I feel like we've had a lot we've got one more room battle I am at this part is actually doing pretty well okay dress wise it sucks yeah but I mean we've got the abomination of God bag of marbles butts the antiquarian trinket yeah also it's probably worth a lot that was kind of yeah we could give her the anti-venom yeah sure all right yeah I'm anti I feel like mighty bevels yeah basic [ __ ] are always talking about which Sex in the City character their friend grips are mm-hmm entourage Magus entourage yes yeah entourage is the male sex in the city are you more of an Vinny or a chase the only part near turtle there you go the only turtle I've seen is the opening line and it was just because it was in a YouTube video and the guy brought up constantly I camera who it was like the opening line from Episode one they're like on a boat and he's like we get so much [ __ ] or something like that yeah some it's some relation first the first few seasons are really cringey I actually thought the later seasons were pretty decent though Sena would you like disarm a show disarm the [ __ ] I tried to click on it I think made up well well thanks a lot thanks a lot 18 stress good good I pressed I press D a little bit somebody else pressed either I think G tried to make me [ __ ] up I did not I would be very surprised yeah John Oliver it was lunch on Oliver Thank You Kimmy thank you me Kimi's like the fax checker do we want you something is on this thing because I think yes yes you do all right let's do it all right wow that's totally worth that and the credits Kimmy researcher um do I use this scale to keep me still got one left oh yes I know okay yeah let's do that sure yeah let's do it yeah uh citrine we can't escape it can we take the light so instead no sure I'm just gonna do stack the blight stone no all right [ __ ] it whatever what why would we stack the blade stone no I'm saying like the citrine you can stack the blight stone you you can't yeah I'm saying like to sell more of them I know but it's worth three citrine long enough and to what end I'm going over here now these are really easy enemies so I'm glad we we got that we move uh me to the second spot like permanently yeah yeah cuz I think that you're better back there well you're currently in the second spot like bleep owl he means Jake yeah okay well I mean I like I don't want to give everybody more stress but that's pretty much the only thing I can do let's do it sit we're fine we're near the end alright it's not okay if I make this decision that maybe Clementine won't like it as much but it might be better for the girl craving craving eaters that's not the right name hey creators creators reading ills greetings my crave inators uh greetings microwave inators right [ __ ] faces today should we replace the blight stone with this yes John are you wearing your twitch partner t-shirt as well hi I am are you going we're both wearing it wow what a coinkidink eating whatever you guys are the wings here's the link text each other be like we're gonna wear in the stream today yeah sure coordinate yeah oh my god we've still got we've got two more fights there are so many battles ideon thanks for resetting for 17 months another invitation I feel like we maybe don't know another one but please stop no keep going okay alright so I would I would not do this - no but you know you're not me so it doesn't leave affect anything I do so where's gonna kick this guy oh oh I'm glad you stress shield yourself there I was yeah well you need I know you're hurt so no but I just figure if we take him out quickly that's everybody gate of damage just a little piece of the time sweet thing [ __ ] you there we go yeah yeah cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool that's that good oh no dick mcaro fearful stop getting so stressed Jesus Christ learn how to handle it better guys I feel like maybe we should dismiss the abomination from our party after this yeah yeah just saying you know you get you guys just like I'm so scared it's like come on this is I just wanna say this is this is with the trinket nice nice nice nice from hell's heart I stab at thee hey rod there we go or the torches or also got your dog treats unless you're saving no right yeah one more room that's it yeah that's fine and then we got three three deeds Oh Kevin we gotta go okay yeah also somebody said they like my haircut thank you we only have one more room to go so we could have used the torches and then use the dog treats on the buff faint there's no boss fight it's just room yeah it's rebuttals whatever it's a battle alright let's just replace the torch then there we go anyway well maybe you would have not done that who knows chaos theory actually uh do you think we need the key um or xqr the probably it's a treasure well it's a treasure room yeah get rid of food I'm just worried what if we run into a hunger check in like a few steps until we get I'll think about in case you know we get more gold I would ditch this and then if we get more gold we just we replace the food again I mean that's fine that's fine okay that's right whatever you want whatever Heinemann fine it's fine plain fight another win for the patriarchy okay this shouldn't be too bad hopefully [Music] give me little Wiggles welcome to the new era of darkest dungeon commentary whenever it's our turn to go hmm in silence I'm trying to set them up for like multi hit kills cuz I know you guys have those Jesus sorry something tells me he's not sorry yeah I don't think he is ooh wow how about that all right Jake I got some steel there the zip of your pants Jake come on [Music] that's so [ __ ] cute no he may he cloned him Oh protect Jake protect Jake protect me I'm in dire straits right now all right [ __ ] this thing all right we gotta kill this last one if the dog doesn't want you I don't want you [ __ ] pass pass oh holy [ __ ] the dogs just like nah huh there we go I don't wanna I'm doing it there we go stress heal oh it's an unlocked strongbox oh wow that third emerald Hey look at that cool we did it hey that was actually pretty good like we made out been up pretty well there twelve thousand gold look at all those heirlooms - that's a [ __ ] ton that's awesome that's great now did Jake get a disease no I didn't oh the other now yeah I did move fragile that's a bad one nah that's fine cultist Thanks Oh worried about it Valley A's are really bad take care of Dick Lugar stress if I'm not back Emma Watson feels sated and relaxed after a night among the cushions dunno cream it's character huh let's just don't help let's just dismiss let's dismiss master yeah there we go right there dismiss here oh uh okay that was funny let's take a look here ooh we never have anything good here let's say if we have like a level three gray proper here yeah weird would be out in the street yeah bye-bye weird no time we do have a ton of DS yeah oh we can get level five armor smithing I'll do it that's a good thing I like that all right I guess Jake is on board cool level five the commentary style they point out things and then to stop whether or not they're good or bad so we just need to get instructor mastery level four to get the last experienced recruit upgrade which will allow level four heroes to appear here which would be really great let's see any trinkets up okay it's like go blue that goblets for the best it's just because it more you could be for you know somebody who has a vestal it's not good double we usually have the surgeons charm and what else and the the vestal plus 33% healing trinket I believe but you know now another one for some what do you might have a vestal [ __ ] up Jesus what right just making a point um dick McCoy is gotta do some penance I guess my batter blades apparently weird only wants to wait she hey she's not allowed to gamble cuz he's a known cheat and in town will only gamble wears a nightmare I don't why did not under ok we got to get one of those quirks removed or we could wait do we have a another grave robber no this is our can we I mean I mean in the in the yeah do we have one in the know by God we check it's not one because of me okay I would have taken one can we get rid of this one though it's only twelve hundred yeah fine [ __ ] terrible I mean do you love to gamble I'm sorry Jake fans will yeah Jake on Shaw and their me now yeah be our cuts on Rachael cool alright so now we've got like a ton of invitations do we want to go back into the courtyard yes cool do you want me to access my memory actually kind of remember where we need to go actually actually did on my solo slot last time and so I remember where to go home yeah hmm was this when you we're not playing - Vinny yeah I'm sorry I didn't know that all of my time was up for grabs well now you do so that's good okay good just even though I'm sure you want to break from I'm myself frequent basis so we got your feet that was a fake we got kill me JA we can throw in there we're gonna go against the alligator oh wait no belt Belle is awesome these guys are stressed I miss it you doing okay Belle's gotta go to the brothel I never thought I'd say that and then ah kill me JA what's the matter with you will only gamble they'll only gamble okay can we please yeah that's fine that's super cheap and then there's this one we'll upgrade the slots to two very fast too soon oh thank you kindly I asked my mother she's one of money the NHANES 1,400 totally bright dress again and she brought like the berries but we just spent it wasn't money those heirlooms go what the [ __ ] ever who gives a [ __ ] whatever shut up it's all the same it's all the same yeah capitalism speaking of money did we check the accessible currency yeah we did there's not a lot there I think it sure you saw it again where do you have that one and then like I don't like this it's like my sixth dodge of HP below 50% are you [ __ ] serious [ __ ] terrible when you dodge the most it crap so it makes it worse okay so yeah I would like to bring Gary 2.0 whoever left gob ray because they're all very susceptible to bleed in the courtyard hmm so that's my neck my Hellion does bleed I believe that way okay where is it where is your heli in your heli ins little five I think we can actually bring it in all we can cool I am quite happy to bonus if you want okay - yeah yeah slot three because you've got the stab thought through for the stab yeah which does more damage - eldritch I don't know if that's the thing um yeah we're probably gonna fight the boss right yeah yes the Baron yeah I don't know anything about the Baron personally but should I come as Emma Watson we will have so much healing if you do which I don't have any longer ring isn't a bad thing well plus stun guys with whose character Kenna pack thank you for the Rhys up for 10 months glad you enjoy the streams you could win like Renault if you don't be using fin oh they can also go as Craven just as like super backup criminal actually wouldn't be bad we'd up we have status effects out the ass with this team oh man wait so they don't have very high plate resist in the courtyard I mean they have higher than bleed but you can still blight them pretty easily yeah we could we could really do some knocks out I'm wondering that because the plague doctor can have incision for bleed in the third slot but that would mean that so Noah can't stab yeah but his staff doesn't do believe damage though right no just my gym my other moves hang on K just check them one thing your other moves are unlocked so we'd have to alright locks we have to unlock him which i think is fine we probably need to do that anyway your level 5 so yeah it just if you don't look I don't know like weakening curse that might be useful hmm yeah +4 well for a boss fight that would really help because it's a 30% damage debuff yeah so we want to just [Music] swap it out yeah okay and then we'd want Craven to have incision right right but which which one would you want to go without Craven we got bomb which I can't see us going without ya I won't bomb stun which can be pretty good if John is anything using your connection right now I mean because my stream just buffered and know the sounds really cutting in and out a lot not that I know of I might just be me on my end am i into the the stream health is Oh [ __ ] steam sorry steam is your Windows Defender really yes sorry about that so you wanted to go without the buff and go her incision instead um can I just say for personal Battlefield beds and you've already got up yeah we would need it I think then what snore what's the what's this one hold on sorry that's the stun can I get rid that one for the sniff sniff you can yeah cuz I feel like me doing that to Jake or you would be pretty good yeah pretty beneficial yeah yeah then let's let's make sure we're all [ __ ] upgraded I think bonuses are made you get like the best robes but you're basically we're the robes I'm wearing right now so yeah yeah just do the yeah and then I'll get that curse up cool thank you oh yeah you're already you're already good uh yeah we need to get Jake up know how much money left yeah oh yeah that's right that's right oh yeah are you good with the set we're gonna find someone yeah yeah I think that's the best one anyway so just upgrade all of them yeah yeah sell stuff and then see I just I mainly just want punish and then what do I have we get rid of reclaim and I'm gonna use sapphire instead cuz I found actually that one's pretty good cuz basically I'm mark whistles I do i mark myself so they hit me so I can use my low HP o-o yeah so yeah so we want to sell anything like maybe these duplicates right here yeah that would be good some of the dupes do we still difficut the marbles I think we did yeah we did I don't forget they're right there it's all those oh oh yeah would you like to throw this on the floor yes okay oh yeah where the [ __ ] whistle can we get rid of the move charm yes can we get rid of the debuff charm yes yes okay ah that one's some of these like they could be good so I don't want to just like tell ya this one get on the bin yeah +2 speed come on oh my god yeah I know I need waiting I need I need you were waiting how could you could how could I any dupes that we have we have to the blight amulet I feel like we don't need to okay that gives us a nice little yeah not bad yeah I mean I think that that's let's see how hmm yeah that one that one gives a ton of damage a lot of these I feel like it's this one good that's a really [ __ ] only if you're doing a weird build and purpose if you're doing a really weird mail a vestal build I think we should but I think it also 7,500 bill money to do it so yeah hundred it makes me laugh it's funny but so you should get rid of go cuz it's gold because me laughing I think so alright putting together the war room I need dramatic music for this moment I need at some point all right fellas do about this crappy Vestal trinket I believe I'm so happy good night mmm I don't know maybe one week would we ever do like a weird build week no we're probably more likely to just install mods and then use different class right I sell it I sell it I say I sell it as well I say so no so you think that you the 7500 gold is worth the lulz yes well I'd say I I think you're overruled here I disagree - caster 3 excuse me so sorry had to look at my my thing my green screen is showing part of my lamp oh no no I'm part of my room at the bottom left it's usually not there why is that well whatever I miss peculiar all right well war room has been sell we're selling the trinket three out of four oh my god that's why I'm ruling me this is ridiculous it's majority or it's not a democracy I mean it is no it isn't it literally is receive my Lost's [ __ ] literally literally the power of the vote nope I lost so that doesn't it doesn't counter that any so this this could be nice if you had both of them because that wants 25% oh that's right lead I need the other page right yeah I think we should sell it okay oh well I think they still don't jinx gonna want to sell everything four characters no wait well I thought I thought we needed the gold so like I think we should sell them you know I want to get rid of the creator or the Crusader one - what a what a giant [ __ ] so I've actually used that one ah we should get rid of that one actually delayed purse craving because we have tons of blood no we have tons of blood and it's like it's almost 4,000 wow yeah sell that yeah I don't know sin how are you I'm bored with selling this yeah I'm on board okay alright alright wow you sound like a Jones announcer voice I'm just waiting for my husband to come home from the war that's all and we want to give people upgrades here right all right should we give Jake any upgrades I feel like he's fine no I think is good too okay oh yeah that's how you get though no you just give the best robes to bonus look at those the dark Inquisition I love it I like that that's really cool this is a cooked airship Jake welcome actually we should we should give Jake these yes Oh should we yeah okay we should that's why we were selling the Spree kits so we could give you stuff like that god damnit when is one something I want then it's problem but like then you guys decide that you want it to to be we just we just buffed your character okay yeah no I get it no totally yeah bonus yeah yeah yeah okay so now we're all weird like as good as we can be all right let's go oh wait wait we haven't given ourselves trinkets yet let's go oh wait yeah complete forgot we were going in trinket list also I think there's a bleed thing for the Hellion - oh the bleeds yeah that's what I'm saying a bleeding pendant yeah there you go jakey always sounds so self-satisfied every time this shop the trinkets there we go mm-hmm that's where that [ __ ] goes right there the way things should be forever uh let's see since we've got a cultist and me I think I'd like to go well you know what the bleed skill is gonna be high enough as it is I've already got 105 bleed skill chance I may get 120 that's just really high that's kind of excessively high why that's excessively high in salt that's why really high it's over a hundred yeah well you can make it 120 or whatever the [ __ ] the the drink it gives fine fine I will I was just seeing if I wanted to include any other ones damn you know hey this is a group decision know that your trinkets are your own decision oh now no now it's your own decision oh no shrinkage we're just words whereas picking things off one by one right got it trinkets how your own discussion no I get it yeah totally we go for a higher HP you do that so no oh wait Craven no hi um where's that and what this one day I you want that one you want that one yeah yeah yeah what are we fighting here bloodsuckers and there's no torchlight ourselves is the answer each other yeah it's not just making up rules as he goes along was that good um or SH I do it's just I don't know I don't know it's where it's just the plague doctors more about status effects than damage so that might be better on the occultist is what I was thinking but you know I think of what else I can wear though I don't know if I don't know if symposium playing on using it so no [ __ ] are you doing okay so it's craving you could take that you can take that bloodsucker one if you want so cinemas not gonna use it yeah okay and you got the stab so then would one of these guys want to wear it well Jake's already got his brawler's gloves and okay I think that's you what do you have [Music] okay okay cuz you can replace the blame pendant with it but I do bleed yeah all right there whatever it's fine so you want the debuff amulet right which was seriously like which one would you would you think would be more beneficial and I was like bleep believe you know obviously works for against all of them yeah the blood suckers bleed really easily but I mean if you wanna make extra sure that we bleed them I think it's fine I don't think you'll have any problem doing damage I'll put it that way but anyway it loves did you want to know I forget the charge and yeah okay okay let's go still embark let's let's uh let's see I want to take a couple blood sure you don't wanna take a couple more just in case oh yeah in case we contract it let's just six six alright let's take five right six anyway well take five guys take five - if we have five then we can we can get one without taking up another slot you know and then I don't know what else do you think some bandages they do bleed a lot they will bleed us a lot and we do have like the like Jake and Kraven both have cures for that but it might be nice to have some bandages - yeah I'm never using that cure good doesn't matter if your believes like ten I don't give a [ __ ] it's for yourself itself only oh yeah [ __ ] that all right feels it's so good hope the other person does it for me cuz I'm not doing it I ain't doing it just to piss people off I'm not gonna do it I mean you know I as a matter of fact I'm also gonna pretend I don't know what's that are you gonna pass every turn - yeah okay you pretend I don't know it's there so piss people off apathetic Jake should be your new name I mean do we want more food or anything else you guys want more food for just in a pinch how many shovels are in her stack we got two so I was 2 per stack Oh 6 per stack yeah so maybe take a couple more cuz there's a few curios that need shovels to get maximum goodness sure all right I'm good with this you guys I got broke down yeah but we have to [ __ ] though well kiss my spine it's fine Oh we'll get money oh we get down oh we're gonna get that money I make money you're hooking all right yeah we're good let's go it's a nice place let's go please let's please I got so sad during that I actually shrunk in size for a small I'm so sorry Morty are you actually gonna complete this today we do say a chance ah god damn a bonus huh we gotta use it right away we could literally take a step and he would die wait where are we where are we there we get worked back to the funny thing yeah okay we've got we've got a battle we've got the crocodile in this next in this next room are you ready yeah sure great take on the [ __ ] crocodile let's do it are you ready chat yeah I do it hops I mean chat Oh bonus sites are really went further Oh let's start off with a Dodge debuff well okay I can't reach him I will mark myself though just on anyone doesn't matter I can also take their bleed or blight I think no does that I didn't do anything cool all right guys bummer right the grave robber would have been a good combo the great the grave robber is good here yeah yeah she's really good in the same yeah great bleeding now whoa I think you can stab him actually ooh that bleep you know you can't damn he's got to be one closer all right or should I ask if sniff yeah maybe sniff sniff cuz he's gonna get up here pretty soon I do huh Jake you should you should definitely do Jamie yeah I don't do a whole lot of damage but I do a lot of bleed okay are we supposed to be impressed [ __ ] you yeah apathetic you have a law of debuff resist unfortunately so I might as well just try and smack it I guess expect him for seven that's something Oh bonus training let's let's stack it as much as we can what's that let me [ __ ] do it that exact what song is that I have sinned Oh what is that that is a song by a group called the fast road rockers that go to number one in the UK it was a one-hit wonder it was like it was just like sailing fast food to kids I mean love it I'm hungry now that's awesome was it the 90s very early two-thousands I think okay yeah yeah we still had the stench of the nighties opponent sorry alright um sorry stab or sniff sniff I think sniff sniff until he gets close enough to stab that's what I'm thinking but I seven no you know I can't one slot but like you're buffing up Jake oh my god [ __ ] sure I'll pick a time pick a time but I know where one I did I did I did I did god my computer almost just restarted guys for people in the chat that didn't see that what happened just stop talking these videos those like a real time like QuickTime event cutie Oh No apex predator okay he's in the front now alright let's go to beat the [ __ ] out of them boom you attack my friends friends I mean I mean equation says I just met them walk him Jake fine let's hit you regular so now you got it okay do this thing alright kill myself no you're fine excuse me oh he's got a huge bleed on him now yes please it back please attack me nibble nibble like I want him to attack nibble nibble dude you can stab him you could snap you stab right nice oh my god where's the mouse key this you miss yeah yeah oh you stack the bleed oh he's going down he's going down fast he is dead oh he just lurked deep don't like it not like it matters though I think we got I think he's gonna die from lays that yeah he's dead he's [ __ ] dead he-he'll holy [ __ ] that's huge wasted on John I think that's the biggest heal we've ever seen yeah I'm pretty sure yeah yeah forty that actually he's missing like six HP oh I heal him so much it begins to hurt again all right I think it's a we rocked it we could sell both of them now I get the feeling Jake doesn't want to be here today Jake I'm just saying I'm just saying I'm just saying that we're in the habit of selling trinkets all of a sudden so I just think that we should you know all of a sudden you've got up he always acts like we just do this out of the blue I'm just saying a lot of money that would make us a war my incorrect in that assertion it would make us 15 thousand gold if we sold sold that that is a lot yeah that's oftentimes what we have right now it's also a nice I'm saying we're not gonna be hurting for gold after this I imagine all right fun also and also it's useful now we don't wanna pull not useful to keep a vessel trinket in the box permanently just for the longer the holes yeah yeah well evidently evidently we're selling trinkets now so I'm just saying I was going in thinking you guys were saying earlier Jake if this YouTube thing doesn't work out there's a job for you in good chanimal B because being around you talking to Jake be completely fair you're not around right now you're a very large distance thank God bound me alright we're gonna use the yellow key yeah Mannix but you know be accurate all right so we're pretty close to the boss oh we've got these guys know it [ __ ] fight on our hands whoa you're coming for the boss I live for him because he bodyguards so if he bodyguards he'll just he'll die oh wow where's Jake from Hell itself Oh what's she doing give them a bang will they get a buck for 25% damage ouch all of them have it that's a bummer please please please thank you geez there we go catch it catch it good good good good good good good so good on them on them that's how you place a plate grenade every single turn until you die yeah if there's no backline well figure it out then pass yeah careless whispers oh we dodged it god no rhythm okay the chevaliers she's [ __ ] dead she's dead a woman with you oh come on I'm ignoring Jake for the rest of the stream oh thank you they felt uncomfortable leaving a little bit scared of subterranean homesick man over there mr. go black thanks for the resub missed it go what's that okay yeah I'll just kill him Oh God Oh Dustin you know what they say you can take a Jake out of Texas but you can't take a Jake out of his worn-out tween jeans Oh Justin with the slam come on and slam dunk come to the gym oh so sorry I don't wear tighter jeans Dustin you're my MVP of the stream now is there wita a clip of comment three blood we got shit-ton right there cool oh excuse sorry sorry okay okay so I'm gonna tell you guys we should go up whenever the the path branches cuz that's where the next key is also I don't know what to do on this it sounds like cheating because it is I love it I've got a [ __ ] problem with that should we ignore the delicacy I just thought I'd loved it God you even [ __ ] listen so we ignore the delicacies oh because I don't know what uses it if it helps you remember the Forgotten delicacies are an anachronistic mixture usually or in the cart huh we do not know we don't then we should move on all right it's a boy mostly bad [ __ ] good okay so now yeah we should go north I want to go south okay well do you want to give him the blood bonus free up a slot and yeah get the buff I don't know what the wine crate does and a fury I will drink from my enemy okay I'm sorry a shovel or anti-venom we've got four shovels and one anti-venom is anti-venom is stress heal shovel is firewood then yeah you can camp here Wow sorry I just blew my mind okay if you use a shovel on it you can get firewood yeah that's that may be quite good before the boss that could be really nice I think they could do it I'm reading it off of my memory let's [ __ ] do it let's do if I'm wrong don't yell at me please that's crazy wow that's roll thanks just got interesting imagine like a roast in my mind was like a roast coming up for me Billy you [ __ ] idiot dumbass you wasted a [ __ ] shovel what the [ __ ] yeah that has rib cracker and the thirst yeah the bass squier is horrible I hate him we should not allow him to live he is more than those two moves he has one called like skewer or something that hits all of us for like seven we'll see about Lao yeah [Music] 60% huh well hmm that's not really worth it yeah that's probably say that was safe bet yeah oh [ __ ] alright hey kill you kill him anyway Wow look at look at my gloves look his corpse he's got his sword and cool sword through his head that's neat hey these guys inigo montoya sword right there I like it I don't know what they're called I'm sure there's some sword nerd that's gonna be like actually those are called a cutlass and it's it's it's a rapier handsome yeah yeah P as in I'm a pee in my pants cuz you got it wrong what that's an extreme reaction so wrong I'm just gonna I'm just gonna put on myself miss Usama had who's gonna pee my pants God [ __ ] idiot may as well just say no thanks rarity and the flavor packs off battle it's this Alan Rickman versus he died he just like it's kind of like a tone to his voice Harry Potter I can't do it pulse to nasal harsher it's like oh no back back of your neck diesel yeah [Music] yeah jigsaw here hmm Jake what hi hi I've said things what are you talking about he's mostly bitched about us selling the trinket yeah I can get back to that if you I'd say 80% of Jake's commentary today No we can go we could go right back to that if you like I would wish for nothing less cool hey emerald do we want this over say the Jade maybe it's like a prettier Jade or the or the blight charm perhaps those are I think we just leave okay we'll get rid of Jade once again not taking my opinion into account all right fine hey you want to leave it yeah evidently evidently my opinion means less oh boy take your breakup you're very combative tonight I'm just I'm just saying right now you [ __ ] about me not talking and then when I start talking and complain to [ __ ] with you people yeah I'm just I'm not what do you mean you people know is that supposed to mean [ __ ] so that's what I mean people you don't care about other people's opinion that's who I mean you people we got disturbing that version here it's it smoldering evidence of a society's to private II I thought that was describing Jake for a second but oh crap do you perhaps remember what I hear it's just one oh this one I wouldn't want to do - Jake oh yeah look at all those oh we got six more crests should we remove perhaps the the blight chart Haley I mean that [ __ ] what do you think we should do not only doesn't [ __ ] matter so you see whatever you want six cress do it oh wow that wow that guy's skull got bashed in there was an angry angry burp yes right so there's a green that is literally vomit North yeah like once you open the green room is basically lost time yeah so we could camp in the green room I'm not even in the green room let's do all living in the green room yeah yeah green screen oh well not in John's you know OBS it's blue screen then boy what did I say so I wanna make sure we're being accurate here is all being condescending towards my OBS if we think this is okay I don't know why I'm randomly killing you Wow thanks guys super aggressive there you give them bleed it was like you like stuck a bandaid on my face I'm like thanks ah while cutting you in the process yeah you're helping I swear you're helping stop ow you're good I believe him I believe uh seventy there [Music] hey he's dead this is it this is the one Tyra party that's the [ __ ] attack it sucks and they gets Reaper oh oh [ __ ] like we're fighting kanpai I mean I'll attack him cuz it's fine if I get hit but do we have anything they can get rid of that no wait that's uh I'm thinking of a different character oh that was Gary yeah dicey inning inning inning inning inning inning inning try anything yeah he's got a lot less damage though because my debuff I'm the riposte debuff for damage in fact he's got made us 100% damage oh yeah yeah yeah I surprisingly how useful Battlefield medicine becomes later on in the game look at zero zero I I know we'll go all the way down to zero I thought maybe well yeah but the damage there oh well I think I just means like look at him by the way disgusting yeah yeah Oh what is that that's a plague doctor plus 20% skill chance drink it should we maybe maybe one day uh his stun is really good in my opinion get rid of the blight not like however think here's like I will say this there is a very rare trinket called the blasphemous vial that basically gives this + blight skill chance and we'll get at some point so I don't think we really need it unless we want to sell it that's fair do we want to get rid of antivenom we're not really getting blighted at all yeah yeah okay I'll aim the curios doesn't [ __ ] matter Wow Wow yeah okay I think somebody's in the AJ can I go pee really quick no all right your pants Jake what happens when you die dance is what you do look is that all right all right see once again opinion doesn't matter what happened you just left just [ __ ] left offer my recommendation oh wow what thoughtless recommendation I'd hate to see you give a command if that's what you do for a recommendation holy [ __ ] look guys we're all getting stressed out because we hate each other the poor team I think my Paul slows the Neeta base I think we're gonna have yeah okay good can they please hit me thank you oh no another crimson curse god [ __ ] damn it but once we kill the Baron everyone will be purged of the crimson curse that's true and I think we'll also get like a a big stress he'll um I guess I should just slap them for now yeah cuz they suck they'll have a lot of HP luckily when you do have them mmmh I stuck a bleed or should I do I have to come [ __ ] yeah okay you set that up ah we should what should Craven do can you stop the third one I can't have the second one though yeah oh no come on he's angry Oh gave himself a debuff though look at that ridiculous what an [ __ ] bombing run hi thank you very much they can bomb us too how they've learned I learned it by watching you uh so what happened here hmm taking too long you didn't take other people's ping into account you left anyway so we uh you did your move for you okay you're such a [ __ ] no wonder you're single nothing I'm going to smack him okay I think he's gonna die I mean it I'll say it when you smack him yeah good I hope it makes them upset makes it mad okay uh no that's a hex I don't know hey it's Christian here you go - so much thanks buddy thanks for not do buffing me yeah I appreciate it are you stress he'll god I love that artwork of the sort through his head it's so good yeah I love this game please I like all their corpse models they're really good oh yeah six HP whoo all right I'm gonna kill myself oh uh I hope you don't give yourself lead okay um see is he gonna now he's not okay and oh wow Taos Emerald okay just give me some blood baby I don't wait a second we've got like you're slightly poppy or is that like a little yeah you are all right no I just leave it's fine if you don't mind oh my that could be fixed jaywehrs making observations all yeah let's we're pointing things out and then not wanting you to do anything about Saul if we wanna buddy in in Chad say something nice about Jake apparently he needs to be caught old has he stopped Oh No thank God hi Craven what's up you say you're still crackling actually it might be worse now hang on you might be making it worse the first thing after I said uh like nice things about Jake Jake is beautiful Jake is okay jake has a lovely smile ah Jake is tolerable Wow look Jake I tried to defend you but you don't get to pick on best boy who's best boy obviously yeah were you texting Jake is unoffensive Oh Jake is very energetic Jake looks like my cousin Jake exists Jake is from State Farm nice dimples Jake what are you is on should we get rid of this trinket for gold cuz we're just gonna sell anyway right yeah so trinkets for gold calm and we actually do need to make room for this key as well do we maybe want to just eat a bunch always and then like I don't know I just don't like what else would we want to get rid of cuz we want it we want to keep the torches cuz we don't want to get teleported at the mist do we want to keep the bandages I feel like we have enough heals I mean do we want to we could use one on cinto real quick in this ditch last one alright cool and now time to return to the green room I don't know why it keeps I wish it would just Center on the parties yeah it should be a toggle system like if you have it on if centers on the party if you have it off it doesn't know well Jason Rosen so much denied he was cooked before this episode it's like a second Thanksgiving Jake's the turkey can it be the stuffing you [ __ ] about me always like talking like you [ __ ] about me not talking and then when I talk like hey let's hope it's cuz you say dumbass [ __ ] hey we want you to talk but we want you to see the things that we want you to see okay where are some of the things I see you're a puppet you could sell my trinket okay alright and also you can kill my character - okay cool all right I love being cannon fodder awesome hey we got fight coming up boys let's just say that was really smooth earlier good job hey Plus what that was really smooth earlier with the stuffing thing a plus oh yeah thanks we got easy enemies here so are they always this green um I guess right green today yeah I feel like they're a little more green than usual I think chroma keyed huh I don't know just should I even bother slapping this thing holy [ __ ] that's a really strong blade there mate oh I don't know like you do last night there you go yeah Jesus Christ like curse nearly killed it that's like crap these things are yeah these maggots are horrible there's actually achievement for getting killed by a maggot I have a guy I don't think I've got it yet anyway apparently we should use blood when we can otherwise contingency plan may explode into a bag of piss what hmm who what like move me count cuz somebody and Chad's been telling us I don't know why but why it's so that they don't refuse food Oh um should I heal or just get rid of them like I'm gonna heal no don't heal me cuz I need I need to be hurting see he'll old Jake I think we could just kill him cuz what we're about to camp anyway so well we'll have no like well we'll eat food when we camp and then okay we can get another Oh while we cut up reward hard-earned there was an emerald and gold in there and blood what the [ __ ] me bonus I know right that's really good like double camping a lot would be a little excessive perhaps yeah double ambush yeah 90 min Bush we're getting close we're getting so close I'm excited oh so yeah that's it it's this one right here it's the boss corridor I know so we ready should we camp mr. camp obviously camp but here's the bud glad it's just not there so we can eat up yeah we can [ __ ] feast there we go everybody's full HP and we got a night boys so I guess we were just looking for buffs at this point and I think Jake should definitely get sharpen spear yes that's that's huge Jake okay not were you get where you gonna refuse I'm not gonna say anything are you gonna refuse the shop I'll just I'll just keep my mouth shut you guys here on the ship just fine when Jake isn't speaking to us you guys are talking on the ship just fine I'll take a back seat here let you guys make make the calls a slight stress buff Davey buff even buzzed yeah yeah but we don't want to fight yeah we have they can cover like nine times we just did it with sin oh I looked around we didn't have anybody else cool cool but we can do let's see we've got six left we could do we could do a couple and courage for stress and then you could do a pep talk craving for for stress received could do that let's do immediate stress that's yeah okay who opinion let's see I've got 41 Jake's got 34 so who's got 36 and you've got 24 I'm thinking it's okay if the flageolet gets a little stressed out because he always becomes rapturous which he can give get like little buffs and stuff that's a good point what do you think Jake yes I'm just know I'm in the back seat I'm just I'm just pointing out things I agree with and disagree with well not disagree oh my god Oh fine I'm fine thoroughly the world doesn't like that I'm taking the back seat though maybe I should give my opinions yeah what's your opinion Jake um I and I don't know whatever you just said I wasn't listening oh but you were agreeing yeah well you know how it is okay well how about we encourage sinto and Jake then because they see the cord going on your neck a little bit and like a little like a final destination vibe from it so think yeah watch out it's on the opposite side there's nothing I can do about okay Jake if you spin around in your seat a bit great hey Jake just throw that cord into the ceiling fan and then uh backseat Jake again so pep talk and once pep talk cuz I I think I'm taking a pep talk there you go like a vaccine we shall not kill you this land against evil you hear that Jake we're gonna inoculate this land against evil you're and everything you saying what what what am i blathering on about there talk about the stonework yeah you won't face as you like look at this don't work I don't know what your blathering on about let's go let's go would you need a hand job or something what is wrong with you I'm agreeing with you isn't that what you want eat a [ __ ] Snickers what is this so this is the barren ie hides and eggs and oh yeah we have abilities that we can't use until we destroy until we destroy somebody do so the eggs are immune to blight era sorry yeah they're immune to blight they're resistant to bleed they can't be debuff they can't be stunned and there he is surprise yeah hey I found them alright Sarabhai hate him I hate him as well I hate him too that's great I like his big mouth down there I can't heal until we destroy some of the eggs really try and damage us yeah he'll he'll damage us so yeah that'll good good good good yeah cuz the lack of healings feels good when I don't use anyway so it's I'm fine the egg gotta also contain monstas and if we leave them untucked 'add he will have a move that will explode all of them at once so we can't play grenade no [ __ ] I really suck specially yeah oh it's just this little guy yeah yeah oh my god yeah that Ark is awesome yeah it is that's like that's like the thing yeah like that's awesome I love it I like how you could hear the crowd laughing slip to the background for certain moves to yeah oh there's a crowd back there I forgot about that yeah they're watching what a terrible assault I will taste you and nothing will stop me rather I don't know Oh guys just nothing I think they get worse as it goes along but oh god damn it that's a nasty move yeah it's not good [ __ ] you okay [ __ ] you we need to start telling these guys sly buffs somebody or stabbed and we need to take some of these monsters out cuz they're about to get like a ton of turns it can get real nasty real quick so he's gonna die he's not so I'm gonna smack him yeah nice one okay cool that should take out the two mosquitoes which will help a lot forced enthusiasm did he give him a buff oh no I was just speed accuracy and crit geez [Music] Mesa um yeah we got some extra I'm a little worried about curry now you're all right Kraven I think yeah I'm good yeah Bowl let's keep him yeah just in case he does this again busily yeah you got a little damage debuff there well most importantly we have all of our moves available to us finally yeah thank God gather the blood gather them okay it leans forward like how about this face she's a doctor do you like this arm I've got many arms I would maybe consider moving back lean back and that self heal right I'm gonna I'm gonna kill me in Craven up very nice thanks bro oh [ __ ] that's good just in time for the crowd-pleaser that crowd plays that way we have an audience are you pleased are you I need a comment bad like comment subscribe hit the bell please follow me on Twitter I know I've horror yeah sanity will be taking a hit they covered me in Google gross girls so he's got 163 HP that's a lot Hey Thank You boys me yes he's bleeding he takes three moves per turn Tulsa yeah I can hear you at my turn if you want Kraven just make sure yeah yeah my I mean might as well what try to yeah but stab keep the bleed up on them yeah cuz he takes so many turns like it kind of wears off pretty quickly yeah alright I'll try and heal craving for it yeah it sounds good sounds good thank you oh [ __ ] sorry don't you can get rid of it oh oh that's a crit I'll heal you up breathing heavy oh no gosh oh gosh look at all those squiggles I did 22 stress damn you release the stress up huh yeah actually yeah actually look ever but here's the thing that I do most like a lot more in the front so yeah yeah yeah movement moving to the front okay and I'll heal you and then we'll be oh okay the second act yeah so he's gonna do the egg thing again god damn it but they're gonna be tougher enemies easy there so can't plague them how they died just immediately rivalier maybe damage debuff on the Chevalier cuz yeah yeah your back Lane real bad oh no it's not move you never use okay yeah how unfortunate I'm gonna miss that loading Bom Bom whoo-hoo they're there right for the bombing antivenom now yeah so uh so demanding yeah oh here we go then one of the backs gonna die for sure yeah yeah he's dead and then I think he's dead too actually yeah yeah so the both dead a wicked hack wicked so iconic and Haggard thanks for the tip thanks man glad you enjoy the stream okay okay um I'm going to smack him Sierra oddly art thanks for trying Craven I'm worried about you I'm a worried mommy I should smack the eggs so we have four abilities XP let me help hey we should hit the hit the egg so that we have our I should have done it but cuz if we it smack it open we have our heels because we don't have any of our heels right now thank God that's just the old brake force enthusiasm yeah they're finally hit again yeah oh there we go crash holy [ __ ] and my throat this is a very buff little mosquito sure is uh I agree hi Jake I'm going to buff up Jake all right heel up Jake very nice like it is it seems like he's forgotten you exists you know yeah thank God okay add that that mosquitos gonna die ow he healed up whatever we're really chipping away at this guy though yeah all right uh I wanna heal me yes doing it cuz it always curious yourself when you yeah yeah yeah oh no I'm going to switch with you oh no virtue virtue oh no no no virtue yeah I mean that's true yeah yeah no that uh yeah that that mosquitos dying I'm getting in I'm getting in there whoa that's crazy okay oh my god I hate that I had to do that but now I'm gonna be rapturous here goes hopefully I can get some buffs every now and then but a key to piety shut the [ __ ] up Wow yeah Gary place fear but a key to pi/8 I thought Gary was in the room yeah crowd pleaser what is Texas if not wicked it's good lines next to these people where to go what I say usually I heard that you like sneakin just like a sex [ __ ] you I didn't say that that's ridiculous I think you're hearing that's really high stress on Crennel it is from back there wait me big hmm I'll to see I don't think I can do it again no you can't that's right yeah do it do it to him I was only think of it was gonna text another huh you got a lap yeah did you just get an 18 he'll yes he did mother goddamn it um okay no I can't heal I can't heal okay the blood quickens all right [ __ ] there we go eliminated that he'll stop I mean I like that it's apparently a bit what's the program here okay good good awesome thanks you did us a favor thanks emo thanks email thanks emo [Laughter] you'll be no G credit oh my god are you strength they're melting and you've got horror Oh [Music] what not me as well oh this is bad this is getting you might have to oh you might have to have to survive a heart attack I'm not sure should I trying to kill Kraven or should I try and debuff his damage I would heal Kraven okay cuz he's on yeah there you go alright that's good even bleed but you know whatever it's about to like ieave are designed him to like dying like I assume I'm gonna lose him before they oh that's good so should I heal or should I move forward so I buffed myself through the last turn so I'm gonna do 26 percent extra damage she is me okay oh god damn it cray no not now okay here here tell you what uh Oh God I can transfer your bleed to me but it's gonna do like so no I don't know heal somebody else I'll heal soon oh my turn yet [ __ ] oh he's gonna hey guys CMH we've really just got to start stacking the bleed on this [ __ ] but I personally can't because he's coming uh right we something bleed him debuff him god [ __ ] damn it okay I wish we could get a stress heel on Craven don't get stressed out okay don't get stressed don't stress come on no don't lose me uh oh my god I'm in the back I can't no no right now should I stab or uh well I think you might want to vapor me because that'll give me twenty six percent plus to what you do there I might be able to kill him in like two more hits if he doesn't heal himself I am just gonna like I don't know what else to do the third act okay we need to be careful maybe be careful here it's not like a million bandages okay yeah yeah thirty-two okay we didn't let's just beat the [ __ ] out of this guy let's beat the chef of one by one how's that sound yeah cuz if we haunt him if we pop the eggs like they'll just [ __ ] us up yeah those be more enemies you know doing it that way will probably kill Kraven though it's fine I don't give a [ __ ] I can't even kill my thing oh you ran seven nine eight thanks for subbing use the what I can't this is all the light we're getting for now um all right try stab stab stab them we we need this like end us as quickly as you can holy [ __ ] yeah it's really good I can't heal you I just realized it's the opportunity to move up yeah I came before three okay okay good good okay sure he's only got three do you want me to just bring out another just kill him off uh just kill him off I think cuz your damage won't matter for the eggs you know that's true that's good point yeah oh my gosh what do stab you I would think yeah and if it's the Baron we just [ __ ] him up it's the Chevalier undying plague thanks for subscribing and we can't heal until we kill the eggs which is really annoying what you get a buff I was at the maybe we should just use the blood we've got so many dodge will help please do nice night please do not question the way oh no he moved out the last one yeah god damnit geez this is this is a close one okay I'm gonna use it to okay no temptation overcome he won't do it I know but I can mark myself that's what I was thinking yeah I'll just do it so that if they hit hopefully they hit me I get a protection bonus too [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god I bleed I could try I could stack the bleed on one of them or just hit him straight up you've got damage buffs on you right still yeah yeah oh no you've got crit but still if you quit with it yeah lucky quickly great no bleed oh no like it I can take your bleed though I can take your bleed oh [ __ ] I meant I meant I'm gonna take oh [ __ ] you're you've both got bleed it takes another word I'd go on to death door I'll take I'll take sin oh yeah so now I've got it okay so yeah [ __ ] yield back it won't come back until we bust that last egg which will have the Baron with it which means we'll have three more moves per round we'll have to deal with yeah so we just we gotta kill these guys ASAP oh my god why won't you attack me Oh [ __ ] ass wiedersehen [ __ ] I'm hopeless Sheamus dead this sucks I can't hit this Chevalier from here another foot not with the Rotax I'm out I'm gonna go pee again burb suddenly what's that blades oh my god it's not enough oh good he's attacking me okay okay thanks so much protection it only did one what it was believed kill him in the next round yes it will yeah there we go okay he done now yeah I would I think we should bust open that last egg so we can get our healing back damn it all right you want me to do a heart yeah do it surprise okay so now like a married is given bleep oh nice and we've got our healing back okay and he's attacking show you which is the best okay so ah [ __ ] off okay I am going to heal up oh my god why okay I have to heal soon Oh though too much but no I don't need discipline I'm fine oh my god oh my god this is making me so angry no bonus they can sense my weakness free me for this terrible matrimony death store oh you you yes you absolutely you should please don't do as you are in a bleach and back however do any taxes all cuz of course he only hit me [ __ ] yeah only move up one you should make one right yeah and now I uh I might I need to buff myself for the next turn though just to really [ __ ] this guy out I still got eighty health I am going to easiest move back just hoping that you can get a good smack on him next turn and then Bona Bona he's far exceeded all logical thought oh no a move for you too and now he's healing more hello oh my sighs he got a crit we got to get the [ __ ] out of here we're gonna lose this know at this point like he is half as health now no no about there yeah if we run more past insane and I mean here's the thing though if we run Cinna we'll have a heart attack because we will get stress of escape oh [ __ ] you're right well okay here's okay here's what my thought is in that case let's keep going until somebody can heal so no and hopefully he won't have been killed by that point then we leave a hard time we just got a [ __ ] we gotta go all out and destroy us - no - I don't know what to do let's just go for it we can't use all enough should I buff myself what should I do here cuz I mean hey we're not gonna kill him at this rate I mean I mean that you can I don't know it's up to you I actually don't know at this cuz I've been I've been [ __ ] in the last couple hits I've been getting like lion damage I think we go all in and just do it just just try to like [ __ ] him up so buff I don't know what you mean I don't know I would do one I would say just hitting them yeah Oh per crate hope for a crit 18 is not bad that's towards the top the [ __ ] was that oh that healed us yeah when I go on death's door it heals you guys hopefully I don't get a death store or I don't get a death blow alright yeah cuz like stress is probably our Oh God [ __ ] alright that's it for you oh no holy [ __ ] oh no I'm gonna die [ __ ] I'm gonna die no you're not gonna get a heart attack you're you're only at a hundred stress what wait when do you get a heart attack at 200 yeah whenever the it refills all the way again oh my god you might as well run at this point if you get this [ __ ] run out us out oh no that's not good it's cuz of your hopeless or whatever yep so can I just not leave now well he just he has three attacks I'm dead I'm dead oh my god that's our first full white favorite that was a second house the second full white that was the second yeah that's how I lost my first hound master keys Asst wolf that's darkest dungeon though what's what's even more frustrating is that we lost all their trinkets yeah we want those were like bull Brown trinkets to Brown's left right right right all right so next week we're going to be moving over to a different game Oh [ __ ] socks and we're broke yeah mm-hmm let's go check let's check the stagecoach oh good a little free antiquarian perfect let's let's get her on the [ __ ] team I don't wanna do we want a jester for real though yeah I'm holding out for another Hellion it's a level 3 we might as well take it yeah I am I'm holding out as well I'll take a gesture all right I guess you can get the trinkets back from the Shrieker when it appears oh okay good yeah yeah we could do that um Jess there next time for the burn yeah so whose character is this I don't want it I was thinking me cousin already has a gesture that go forward Oh Jon's thinking by himself that's weird will you say you don't want it I'm but I'm bowing out of out of this one I'm just that to fight John Stehr it's the John Stehr hey guys this is John Stehr let's buy a trinket with the lamb you don't have and that also means that the the trinket that we got to pair up with Cravens no other one oh yeah we yeah this is that again or is that like just a one-time thing we have no I don't know oh yeah I shoulda thought about that sell trinkets yeah we can sell trinkets let's say we're not a great spot right now yeah we can come back from this though let's what should we get rid of get rid of the eldritch torch you don't really use it I guess bye-bye eldritch torch is common bye bye swordsman's crest way thing with this selfish pendant Jake so I have a heli name worse I don't [ __ ] matter oh that's true yeah selfish so yeah rockgut sensor for plague doctor +8 accuracy minus 5 percent max HP do you want to know get rid of that let's give her that there's the leper only this is gonna like this is gonna this isn't just should like shitty for the stream this is gonna like ruin my day now now don't genuinely upset egg now huh keep it please yeah yeah no I was thinking cuz it's we don't have the problem give me anything I'm gonna be editing later being like I lost my [ __ ] Hellion yeah after the stream is over it's 4:00 a.m. it's gonna be just me and my thoughts boy no hmm you know even though I'm actually playing this up for stream the more that I play this up the more that I actually start to feel here's an idea guys it's me happy what if we take this antiquarian this antiquarian here and we just like we just suicide we suicide no we don't fuse them we just suicide them into a dungeon and just get [ __ ] like it we take this abomination to like just an easy dungeon take weird she's she's I mean we could take her out she's whipping herself right now [Laughter] classic weird classic the antiquarian and the abomination work together yeah yeah it's just not religious and then it's like we don't care if these guys die but we're just here to get Lou yeah of course we're just here to get laid yeah we're gonna get laid so we take the John Stehr the two antiquarians and the whatever the [ __ ] the abomination yeah cool yeah let's do that Mike basically we're just yeah sure at the ruins let's just do this one yeah you can get an elephant if you win okay so I I can play the Jester I don't really care I'll put its aquarium with the purple scarf I won't be in to win what the the bombuh nation or the Obama okay okay so we'll call you call you endzone to K so eliminate on the shitty antiquarium no no you're the good antic rain okay he's the lower level one Wow Jake what do you want to name this one so No that's it oh I didn't know you were typing Oh what Jesus Christ what happened to it I can't say I'm sorry okay I call it a chuckle [ __ ] below me okay I thought I thought Craven you were like no I've got a better joke [ __ ] your choke no I was clicking screams Jake Jake we want my Hellion okay cool I'll see chuckle [ __ ] would be a really good name for a jester actually know what I'm actually I'm my jester and three I like John Stehr now chuckle [ __ ] Oh Tipler tuckered out late sensitive mate but you're sensitive to light and you have night blindness you want to pick your abilities Jake sure the antiquarian like she sucks but she's not horrible do you need a certain camp skill for dance Aquarion to work uh like a camp skill that makes her know you can use a camp skill to get a little trinket isn't it that's what it is yeah yeah geophys status how yeah I mean her like the names for her abilities sake apparently you can make it with the antiquarian that whatever she is gonna get hit she would instead like somebody else has to get hit so if you combined over the amount of arms yeah the force guard she has all right um we'll do a heel also it feels good to have set up we won't be camping so it's a short dungeon the mood of this stream really went down I mean I've I've definitely I've definitely had team wipes in this game where I've like walked away from the computer for a while we're so close just in case actually trinkets I guess do you know what no let's not have them have no trinket yeah yeah yeah we want them we don't weigh them down with that uh I guess we just want to mostly get like skeleton keys shovels and like stuff that allows us to progress yeah don't bother wait no we don't want it torched we don't want torch because [ __ ] extra stuff yeah yeah we've got to make sure one character lives let's all admit refreshing Dr Pepper I'll be right back I might I might get one - we've got one left in the fridge and I've been saving it yeah let's do a quick little break shall we mmm yeah a quick break that sounds good yeah hey it's not the end of the world hey guys let's do this crash kiss thanks for the sub don't have to say no we still have Craven at least enough Joe and we still have Jake we still got the original Ford we still have our friends we don't miss all our friendships with each other or maybe not but I miss Boston io2 I miss bonus as well so I can stream monster what are you getting Jake for Christmas hopefully a lump of coal like your heart I don't even know what I'm [ __ ] getting something getting on my nerves movie alright talk to the chat I don't [ __ ] 1 - alright hey chat way are you doing I want to die oh Jesus Christ well that was a lot of fun entertain you hi entertain this chat Jake Wow you got you guys in the cheddar you put forth that all ask after what just happened yeah [ __ ] Hey so is that regular dark forever is a cherry dr. pepper it's a made with sugar dr. pepper oh is those Dublin yeah yeah old school I don't have that in a very long time I actually prefer it to regular now that's why they here I like it better there's worse more expensive yeah hey what I talk about talking about Dublin dr. pepper yeah Oh Oh Taylor thanks for the tip pity tip for the teamwipe yeah it's a sad day co-op darkest dungeon history I wish I could hear the thing better if you if you just turn system sounds up yeah reasons everything except for system sounds why is that so low okay I've got up higher now it does us sometimes if you turn down like everything so we need somebody else to leave a tip so we can do a sound check but nice so somebody else leave a quick little tip well yeah we'll leave ah well the embark wants to know gets back we can hang our heads and pick up the pieces I can try to up the volume of the game a little bit hey John what's your NAT type open always what's open his heart mine at type all right somewhere go with this sure even gonna feed them no no don't we want food just hold them to starve and no more money on these videos I want no I want them to die this is gay like them die well we just want them to get through the dungeon yeah [ __ ] it James just bring a listen Marian's dying won't bring back your Hellion thank you baby catharsis and seeing something I see something yeah exactly Jake says rip they said just tuning in sorry about the teamwipe rip yeah it's like you're only thank you which butchy little crow little crow sounds like an insult it's like a game of Thrones and sulfur woman you witchy little crow this is excuse me this is a short dungeon let me take a look at this this is uh I mean like I guess all right do we want to right head towards the big rooms first or we just want to finish off the shorter side first I can't believe this is the second time today that I've had to play taps that song that they play in funerals in America second time I've had to mourn death oh uh hold on one second and it's uh we can't break it with the shovel or unlock it with the skeleton key well uh we could just open it on its own yeah we could just whatever negative thing that could happen just give use the key on it or a shovel but separably acute okay let's use the key if that's okay yeah we feel better we want stuff and we want it now we want an apology okay that's all right that's a start that's a relatively [ __ ] start we want you to apologize darkest dungeon for what you did you know what you did anything all the bad things that could have happened in that [ __ ] boss fight happened and that's the part that sucks the most about it yeah yeah well suck on that by the way yeah I know Oh treasure rooms coming up yeah we can die in the treasure room would it be funny if that if they like they all just made it through this just fine well then we just keep doing this until they all die watch they'll get to [ __ ] level six all of them we'll keep sending them in they'll keep coming out just unscathed we have 80,000 gold and we're just trying to kill them why won't you die come back bonus Wow oh it's me all right [ __ ] blight on my guess dingus monster shot you have the best name welcome Oh entering all right it's like that scene Thank You robots names can't remember over for the tip re P bonus the true tragic loss oh that's very true so do I do Raik yeah yeah see whatever you want don't matter put it whatever you like Raven all right chuckles so epic now with the darkness oh yeah it does I like the I like the darkness music I'm rubbish stabbed I'm glad Dustin got that joke I made nobody else did but no I got it I didn't say anything [ __ ] you for not saying you think what's the lake little bit scree scree scree scree scree what's up guys my name's an doin and today we're going to break these corpses ok hey everybody please go like my selfie on Instagram Wow sorry what do I do [Laughter] ok ok I can't do anything so just gonna yeah everybody get buffed up all right I'm gonna Jay how are we kicking so much ass like not even stress I know this is the first battle but why won't we die just let us die come on in - and stop taking selfies and attack me to retreat into my dress again Kraven suno and Jon kicked out of robot College [Laughter] we got an antique all right let's Abbie antiquarian gives us should we should we blow our skeleton key on this Elam chest this is blower yeah citrine and Jade worth it worth worth worth you know what that's fine I hope it gets really dark I hope it gets so dark I don't even know who I am anymore I lose my own concept of self in the darkness yeah I hope it gets so dark I feel like I don't exist anymore Oh feel like I'm dead hmm echolocation with my burps to find my way around it's not dark see you guys even when we hit rock bottom yeah we're still if I don't wait to pick ourselves back up again making fun of other people who can't defend themselves what should I do like just oh my god I think we actually might be being hosted by him right now let's go let's do it got a rake just gonna break ourselves up kill these oh sorry yeah you know you did your move hey hey rare antique look at all this look at all this treasure we're actually we're actually doing pretty well with it if we use the medicinal herbs on this I think we can get some more stuff do you want to do it do it do it oh my god we got trinkets not yeah we can sell it yeah yeah and I'm calling it sells for even more no red black as pitch Jesus Christ look how many Plus this door it's like also I meant I saw somebody in chat mentioned that if we pics try to pick up loot with an antique wearing we get extra is that right oh okay yeah sure I found let's go the left right you're very correct left yeah okay yeah yeah yeah oh yeah there we go okay we should definitely that's a big big boo-boo on my part like quite oh my god John at 2:43 16 you didn't remember to use the antiquarian should we take cover to piss from all your mistakes John like they pee themselves condition okay what's the name of the fandom for John we'll all right just babies other people it's like the army or something for John's baby smash it smash it with the [ __ ] shovel smash it like it's smash it smash it like like yeah oh look at all this I'll go all this look at all this look at all this I love that glass shattering when you did that it was great yeah it was it was very satisfying that's an antique that's a rare antique so left right correct yep left is best all right oh we got a ton of battles coming up cool good if they're like this though like we're gonna [ __ ] own them great you can just no never mind Owen Owen like bonus oh don't bring bonus I'll wear association to home bring up bono Wow okay okay oh we need to be here yeah yeah we're just we're just here for moral support and picking a trinket oh yeah yeah yeah okay yeah okay we haven't run into any inventory problem so hard I got is enough good good nor her self thank you for reselling for six months I adore just Pokemon state nor it's still really soft I'm not sure why that is I have it turned out and volume mixer I'll have to look at it later I guess I think it's whenever I switch to the audio cables something happens yeah I love you let's try to open it should I open it what you think Jake this is your sister I want my Hellion and Aquarion yeah let's do it do 504 thanks for subbing out now oh there's the Jake that we all wanted that's Jake just came out for a second yeah all right Jump Street cuz it's so loud the one beside John is really annoying but the rest of them are okay oh my god so I I saw Alex son this guy got really upset about oh she's a girlfriend I saw Alex on a Saturday and he was telling me about how he read that comment about how like it was really cut off really constructive about the game and like it was just like I think the narrative could be improved doesn't it and it was just like also I hate Alex like all the time the order Jay guy he said he thought it was really funny so well that's he was crying when he was telling me about it so that's understand well he said he was crying laughing oh well that's a and just focusing on the crying he was like yes cry more Worf we're all right we're just cruising through this this is really disappointing when the dog isn't ready to hide and master anymore it turns into this guy okay back to the I mean we're just cleaning up this'll be a good one to end it on I think ya like coming out with a nice victory this was our 13th week wasn't it 15th yeah it's crazy my tweet was wrong 15 is that's a lie yeah oh [ __ ] I keep forgetting yeah Jarvis characters mine faster in my papers they're getting caddy over here throwing drinks in each other's faces bastard they you guys are literally just throwing drinks in each other's faces that's betch betch I'm gonna bet ya betch dirty martini dirty bastard this is great yeah this is the best bit the best [ __ ] right as I said earlier before this treatment dogs are disrespectful it's irrelevant mean well this is like isn't even a challenge all this [ __ ] what does that rock so sapphires a nose oh look at this shot be like the worst rink it is the point also with the integration you can tell our gold stack has gone way up it's at 30 to 50 now so that's good is that another antiquarian thing yeah it's just good Oh No let's keep going let's keep going right we got we got more Suffolk and go through we're doing fine that's [ __ ] go [ __ ] these guys [ __ ] trying to make us quit early oh no we might get the crimson curse oh no oh that would be so unfortunate oh that was just that would be horrible wouldn't it stop pulling the game at that point mm-hmm can you find people who have died in your place er in hidden rooms I think or is it just some of you recruit I think you can can you imagine yeah can you imagine I think you can I don't know if I'm making that up or not I feel like that's right I don't know if that's true or it's like a weird urban legend I heard somebody in the chat once a and like bears chat ones I think they can come back in those hidden rooms says sit the [ __ ] down your I bought burgers cause sinem excellent choice yeah thirties it's always a good time for birdies like the minute I go off the plane in the UK I just like shed pounds oh let's just go for Craven yeah just rake them yeah oh I guess I don't need to rage they're really low HP I know you might get the crimson curse are you joking Oh dismiss you okay I can't hit him however I guess I could have buffed you guys I could have it's time for team unity Jake yes I'll do it myself sublime who wants another one on me yeah see vodka all right we got a start I think the holy water should go and the switches or any other there's another room coming up okay um yeah ditch the torches because we're not using those yeah can you imagine if we get that event and this view people we have to choose from are like bonus the hail Ian and Jade man we should give the swift cloak to insulin it would go with this aesthetic I guess yeah and then we can take the yeah and then we're good we don't need to be sure we don't want to take the holy water just drink it yeah who wants to do one do you want Jake one drink my water okay I mean I say drink it but you would splash on yourself I imagine well I drink it you could tell I didn't get myself myself ringing yeah now I'm bleeding dude do you drink it no it's just good idea what the [ __ ] I'm on the bat when it comes Johnny apparently I have family members who are Catholic and I don't remember them ever saying they drank holy water yeah holy water tastes really good Taylor they always just kept they always just kept it there just like this water is blessed and they would just keep it like put on their dresser or something I would like make a cup of tea of a holy tea good for the soul I always thought they were afraid of vampires I'm just gonna yeah let's just Wow John adding stress okay I thought we agreed we didn't care about yes fine pap Wow always marked oh no I might die John Stehr might die I'm not gonna lie is the John Stehr I didn't imagine this would be our first low light run right yeah this is a quaint I do all pretense of giving a [ __ ] Jesus Christ engine there we go all right I can't leave have more than five citrine the Jade is the Jade worth more than the citrine we see over the food okay yeah yeah the the citrine's worse worth the least okay yeah we're good they don't get food we're good yeah we did it we got 21 thousand gold nice and actually that's 24 thousand with the quest rewards and then tons of heirlooms what's amazing not giving a [ __ ] can do for you I know we should do more we should do more runs like this where we just don't care if everybody dies we should have we should have the two antiquarians the Jester and the abomination just be our bucket let's get something oh [ __ ] so this is the brigand incursion event and I've actually never done it to arms a brigand raiding party is descending upon the hamlet with explosive fury and murderous intent so there's a plot quest called wolves at the door that appears and so this is it over here it's actually a darkest level quest so it's level six there's a boss called the brigand wolf and if we don't if we don't do it he'll destroy one of our building upgrades two of our building upgrades I think incremental upgrades or the entire thing the incremental upgrades it does give a trophy which is actually fairly good when do we have to do it like is there like we have to do it now or aldo show it really now it's something else to think about the Shrieker is also here and we can recover eight of our lost trinkets if we do that so we've got two options for the beginning of next stream got them yeah I think that's the time for today yeah yeah at least we have 27,000 gold and won't bring her front back but you know hey we can make new friends yeah we make new friends friends there's Nicole gist most level what no pen Leon Vicki where's uh was Craven gabs thanks for the raid you rated us happy right we were wrapping up hi everybody welcome to the coop darkest dungeon stream it's me offensive Jake sin Oh me and then Craig in the corner who's not here right now we we've had a we've had a rough stream maybe Kraven is everybody picked on me yourself well played yourself son yeah we had a we had a tough time tonight but we'll be back same time next Wednesday and we're gonna pick up the pieces and we're gonna we're gonna show these guys who's boss right fellas right Yeah right hmm all right well before we dismiss Jake if people want to see more of you where can they find you all right yeah so obviously my name on twitch and YouTube so if you want to check me out there I do solo stuff in those places and also you can look me up on gulps that's Jay a LPS where I have a co-op channel with Alex who was in the hidden agenda co-op that Johnson oh and I did together and you can check that out where we do podcast II Let's Plays and I for a change I'm not getting picked on I'm the one doing that pickin on there's a lot of fun yeah you can actually see everyone here on screen in that two-parter that's right yeah yeah Craven Sinnoh beets where could people get more Sinnoh beets if they just can't get enough if you're craving worse it'll beets then you just head on over to twitch.tv slash say no beets in and bam more say no than you could possibly handle that's best boy has too much too much honestly mostly and shut the [ __ ] up Jake I specialize mostly and RPG games arguing's with RPG elements such as rogue likes I'm currently doing a Nuzlocke run of Pokemon where if a Pokemon faints a bell it is dead forever so it's a bit like darkest dungeon but full of cute animals that die and I regularly stream with these Chipmunks including with John on Mondays Oh a new show and who will be on the next Monday stream Jake Jake will also be there what just agreed to I know this right now let's go it's shooting on Monday on my channel or Jon's channel or on mad max's channel or jake if you want to stream it well it'll be the first first official poker night yeah mm-hmm a lot of fun I hope you guys enjoy just get ready for me doing random [ __ ] that makes no sense nuts that's cool it's interesting yeah that's a fresh take away always yeah all right guys it's me mr. Craven uh I do horrible s plays and I'm also I really like bears and you can find me at youtube.com slash user slash Craven nation and human disaster on Twitch slash user slash C and also on twitch.tv slash mr. Craven thanks guys all right thanks Kraven and with that we will conclude today's tonight's stream all right let's rate n twin I was gonna say I was gonna say of all the people to rage tonight I think we know uh yeah actually let's see who's actually live we can raid oxy we can raid manly we could raid death that's right doc see the game that you I don't hate overwatch I'm just not good at it fair uh yeah all right everybody we're gonna rape doc see she's playing overwatch so she might miss the raid initially cool but I just go there say John jury John Jake's in a raid oh yeah sorry I just he's not here so I what happened did he fall in yes no he's just lost why I just don't like oh [ __ ] I lost my my plague doctor oh no no I'm so sad like on the join click on the [ __ ] on the join this way I pointed the way I pointed towards Jake don't click join on Jake I'm clicking on his face yeah there's a thing up in the in the chat you hit join on the raid and it'll do it great alright well see you guys next Wednesday for more darkest dungeon ah Jesus alright great had a fun time tonight did you yeah I had a great time I felt we came back with a strong one I agree what do you think Craven you can drop the act now Jake hey what do you think Craven streams not done yet no craven craven where is he yes ARC's minecraft

Channel: John Twolfe

Views: 8,368

Rating: 4.955224 out of 5

Keywords: Co-op Darkest Dungeon, John Wolfe, Darkest Dungeon

Id: ypji87zV9T8

Length: 165min 44sec (9944 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 03 2017