I've been expecting you... Blue boy. No, not today.
Not on Clashmas! You're right. Today,
we lay down our weapons. And then pick them up again! To chop down
a Clashmas tree for our Arena! Yes! Who amongst you
will find the perfect tree to stand over the presents
we will exchange? Get over here! That thing! Why can't we just get a fake tree?
They make really good ones now. Get ready to attack! A battle on Clashmas Eve? It's a holiday! Edgar, either you talk
to the Barbarian King, or I will. Irma, I told you very clearly:
I'm intimidated by him. I hate to wake him. Let him sleep. We are only battling
a level 5 Town Hall. - A breeze!
- I guess you are right. By the time we get back,
he'll still be asleep. Sleep tight, son. Uh-oh, I flamed the bed again! Mom? Dad? Where is everybody? There must be a meeting
in the Town Hall or something. Maybe I should just sit
here quietly and wait. All alone... Unsupervised... Oh, gingerbread! Holy days, we are being attacked! Nobody three-stars
my village on Clashmas Eve! Maybe it's a pillow mine! You said this village was abandoned! I say a lot of things!
Let's get out of here! We won! That was a lot of work
for one gold coin. See? I told you he'd still be asleep.
He doesn't even know we left. Hammer sold separately. So many great Clashmas trees! It's going to be so hard to choose. Not for me.
I'm great at choosing things. Forget all those twigs! I've got the best tree right here. It's a fine tree,
but I worry it's a little much. Agreed! It's like a normal tree
trying too hard. We're going to go with this one. Warriors, decorate! I can't believe this. That tree is small. It's got bald spots.
It's... it's so much worse! Oh... Oops! My Rage Spell! Uh-oh! The tree!
It's turned into... the Log. Hey, we're out of hazelnut coffee. How can we be out already? Pretty easy.
Drank some, spilled some. You're wearing my new robe?
I need that for tonight. All right... Oh, for the love of... That feels weird.
So, you're going to ask her tonight? Indeed! What more memorable Clashmas gift
than a wedding proposal? Hey, the grocery store is on the way. Could you pick up some coffee?
We're out of toilet paper, too. I'm not bringing
toilet paper to the dinner where I ask Melanie to marry me! Okay. Get it on the way home. It'll be your first purchase
as an engaged couple. Let me see the ring! No, don't move! You stay there. Oh, right! It still feels weird. I've booked dinner on a boat, and arranged for the ring
to be hidden in her soup. Relax! She's going to say "yes" for sure. But if she says "no"... Don't forget
my hazelnut coffee and the TP! Jaakko's taking me for Clashmas dinner
on the boat tonight. He arranged it special.
Ah, it's... going to be even harder
to break up with him. I hate hurting people. I don't mean to say I told you so, but normal elixir and dark elixir couples
almost never work out. Great. So, I can only date
Bowlers and Golems! I'm just so tired of Jaakko
Wizard-splaining everything to me. I'm a real person! That'd have been a horrible mistake. Just like you and Jaakko, right? Welcome, my dearest Melanie to the most unforgettable
Clashmas of your life. Our lives. Happy holidays!
A little bubbly to start the evening? Tonight, we're offering
a lovely mushroom soup and the slow-cooked goose carved
right at your table. Just the goose, please.
I'll skip the soup. No! You have to try the soup. Fine! Try the soup, my pet. Are you okay? I'm fine! Just so excited
to ring in the holidays! Not yet! Jaakko, I think we need
to talk about our future. That's exactly what I want to talk
about over this delicious soup! You'll not only find
something on the bottom of the bowl, but also from the bottom of my heart. Ho ho ho! Santa! We're under attack! Santa can't swim! You know what?
We make a pretty good team. That's exactly what I was thinking! Will you marry me? I'm going to say maybe... Yes! She said "maybe"!
Maybe! Actually, now it's "no". The Log! Run! What do we do? There's only one thing we can do! Fight! We did it.
We staved off destruction. Unfortunately,
the presents didn't fare as well. Who cares? Those presents all stunk anyway. I turned that killer tree
into something useful. The third bridge. That will let us
fight each other so much faster. It's beautiful. I can't wait to send an attack
across this bridge crushing you. Thank you, Lumberjack.
Thank you. Your selfless act
is what the holidays are all about. Can we use it? Can we? Please! Go ahead everyone!
And Merry Clashmas!
