Chris Pratt Tried The Daniel Fast, A Bible Diet

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Gotta love WSU Extension services and classes!

👍︎︎ 17 👤︎︎ u/nipoez 📅︎︎ Feb 08 2019 🗫︎ replies

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👍︎︎ 6 👤︎︎ u/connoreddit1 📅︎︎ Feb 08 2019 🗫︎ replies

wow, he name dropped Temple Grandin too, all on the fly

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FOLKS, YOU KNOW MY GUEST FROM SO MANY THINGS, AND YOU LOVE THEM IN ALL OF THEM. PLEASE WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW," OUR FRIEND MR. CHRIS PRATT! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) >> WOW! >> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN! >> WHAT A CROWD! >> Stephen: PEOPLE LOVE CHRIS PRATT. GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. >> NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, TOO. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHAT A CROWD! >> Stephen: THEY ARE LOVELY PEOPLE, BUT YOU ARE A LOVELY PERSON YOURSELF, AND YOU HAVE HAD BIG NEWS. WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN OVER A YEAR AND YOU HAVE BIG NEWS IN YOUR LIFE. >> YES. >> Stephen: WHICH I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NECESSARILY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BUT I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS, THIS IS HUGE, YOU ARE NOW RAISING SHEEP. >> YES. >> Stephen: AND YOU'VE GOT PRIZE-WINNING WOOL RIGHT THERE. >> I DO. >> Stephen: YOU WON A BLUE RIBBON FOR YOUR WOOL. WHERE DID YOU WIN A BLUE RIBBON FOR WOOL? >> WAT FIBER PALOOZA, WE'RE -- >> Stephen: DID YOU MAKE THAT UP? >> NO, THERE'S REALLY FIBER PALOOZA, WASHINGTON STATE HAS THIS EXTENSION PROGRAM, AND MY FARMERS WHO WORK AT THE FARM, ANGIE AND HER SON LEVI, WENT TO THIS EXTENSION PROGRAM TO TAKE A CLASS FROM TEMPLE GRANDEN. >> Stephen: SURE. YOU GUYS KNOW TEMPLE GRANDEN? >> Stephen: SURE. ( APPLAUSE ) >> AND THEY ENTERED THE KAKAW'S FLEECE -- >> Stephen: THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHEEP? >> YES. >> Stephen: IS THIS KAKAW. THAT'S HER DAD, HIS NAME IS PRINCE RUPERT, A REGISTERED ROMNEY. >> Stephen: HOW MANY ROMNEYS ARE THERE? >> WELL, ON MY FARM, ABOUT 60. >> Stephen: WOW. I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING RIGHT HERE, I WISH I LOOKED AS HAPPY DOING ANYTHING AS YOU LOOK HOLDING ON TO THIS RAM RIGHT HERE. WHEN DID YOU GET INTO WOOL PRODUCTION? >> I'VE HAD THE FARM A COUPLE OF YEARS BUT WE'RE JUST NOW PRODUCING WORLD CLASS TABLES. IT TOOK A WHILE BECAUSE THE FARM IS MUDDY, AND WE WOULD TRIM THE FLEECES, AND IT'S A PROCESS OF TRIAL AND ERROR. >> Stephen: WHAT HAPPENS TO THIS STUFF NOW? >> WE'RE GOING TO SPIN IT INTO YARN AND MAKE AMAZING THINGS. I WANT TO MAKE CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS FOR MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND MY TEAM AND STUFF LIKE THAT. >> Stephen: WOW. AT THE END OF A MOVIE, YOU ALWAYS DO A WRAP GIFT. >> Stephen: SURE. IN THE HOLIDAYS, MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS, I'LL DO TREATS FROM THE FARM AND MEATS FROM THE FARM AND, SO, IT'S JUST LIKE -- YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO. DO I'M DONE WITH ACTING. >> Stephen: THIS IS YOUR FALLBACK POSITION. >> THIS IS MY FALLBACK. ACTING IS MY FALLBACK TO SHEPHERDING. >> Stephen: WOW, DO YOU HAVE A CROOK OR ANYTHING? >> YOU KNOW, I DON'T. I DON'T HAVE A CROOK. WE SHOULD GET ONE. WE'VE GOT ELECTRONET NOW. >> Stephen: I KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU FOR CHRISTMAS, A CROOK. >> THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. >> Stephen: WE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE, AND MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE IN THE SUPERHERO MOVIES, I DON'T WANT TO SAY HOW DID YOU GET IN THE BUFF SHAPE AND ALL THAT IENT KIND OF STUFF. >> RIGHT. >> Stephen: BUT YOU'VE TAKEN IT BEYOND LIFTING WEIGHTS AND LEAN MEATS TO SOMETHING CALLED THE DANIELLE FAST. >> YES. >> Stephen: WHAT IS THE DANIELLE FAST? >> WELL, THE DANIELLE -- THIS IS SOMETHING I DID THIS YEAR. I JUST CAME OFF IT A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO, IT'S A 21-DAY FAST, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE DOING IT, I DID IT THROUGH MY CHURCH. IT'S BASED ON DANIEL. >> Stephen: THE BOOK OF DANIEL, THE PROPHET? >> YEAH, THE BOOK IN THE OLD TESTAMENT, THE BOOK OF DANIEL, HE'S A GUY WHO ONLY ATE FRUITS AND VEGETABLES AND GRAINS AND DIDN'T HAVE ANY LEAVENED BREADS OR ANIMAL PRODUCTS. I DID IT WITH MY PASTOR. IT'S LIKE OUR LENT. WE GIVE SOMETHING UP. SO FOR 21 DAYS I HAD NO MEAT, NO SUGAR AND NO ALCOHOL. IT WAS ACTUALLY AMAZING. IT WAS REALLY COOL. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IF YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I DRINK, YOU KNOW THAT 21 DAYS. >> Stephen: IS THERE ANY PART OF THE COMPONENT BEING THROWN INTO A LION'S DEN? ( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE THAT'S ONE TO HAVE THE FEW THINGS YOU KNOW ABOUT DANIEL, YOU THROW ME IN WITH LIONS, I'LL GET IN SHAPE QUICK. >> LION FIGHTING IS SICK CARDIO. >> Stephen: YOU'VE ALREADY CONTROLLED DINOSAURS. >> LIONS ARE NOT THAT DIFFERENT. ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: DO YOU EVER FEEL YOU'RE IN A LIONS DEN BEING A CELEBRITY IN THE PUBLIC EYE, PEOPLE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON WITH CHRIS PRATT, PEOPLE POINTING CAMERAS AT YOU? YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU'RE IN THE LIONS DEN, CHRIS PRATT? >> YEAH, I SUPPOSE I. DO BUT IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK OF DANIEL, CHECK IT OUT. IT'S PRETTY COOL. BUT, YOU KNOW, HE LIVES. >> Stephen: WELL, GIVE IT AWAY. SPOILER! ( LAUGHTER ) >> I NEED TO GET BETTER AT PROMOTING THINGS, YEAH. >> Stephen: YEAH, SURE. YOU DO, YOU KNOW, BUT I JUST RECENTLY -- I WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHO THIS QUOTE IS BY. I'M GOING TO POST IT AFTER THIS BECAUSE THE NAME HAS SLIPPED MY MIND RIGHT NOW, BUT THERE'S THIS GREAT QUOTE I ACTUALLY HEARD IN CHURCH AND IT FELT REALLY APPROPRIATE WHICH WAS, IF THE SPOTLIGHT THAT'S SHINING ON YOU IS BRIGHTER THAN THE LIGHT THAT COMES FROM WITHIN YOU, IT WILL KILL YOU. AND YOU SEE IT ALL THE TIME. ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WOW, I LIKE THAT. PEOPLE IN OUR POSITION, PEOPLE THAT ARE ACTORS, YOU SEE A LOT, YOU KNOW. IT'S THIS REAL BRIGHT SPOTLIGHT. >> Stephen: IF YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH OF A SELF TO SHARE, THEN YOU CAN GET SWAMPED. >> IF YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE -- WELL, SOMETIMES JUST HAVING A SELF TO SHARE IS WHAT KILLS YOU BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING LEFT. SO YOU HAVE TO HAVE A LIGHT TO SHARE. YOU HAVE TO HAVE A LIGHT THAT'S JUST AS BRIGHT AS ANY OF THESE LIGHTS, AND THEN YOU CAN SURVIVE. THEN YOU CAN SAVE SOME OF YOURSELF AND NOT GIVE IT ALL AWAY. >> Stephen: WOW, I LIKE THAT. THANKS, MAN. >> Stephen: I DO. IT'S TRUE. >> I WISH I COULD REMEMBER THAT QUOTE. IT'S FROM A PASTOR. SHE'S A FEMALE. I'M GOING TO POST IT TOMORROW ON INSTAGRAM. SPEAKING OF TOMORROW, THE LEGO MOVIE COMES OUT TOMORROW, SO THAT'S A GOOD THING. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: LAST TIME WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW YOUR SON IS UNIMPRESSED WITH YOUR SUPERHERO ROLE. >> RIGHT. >> Stephen: LIKE, HE DOESN'T REALLY CARE. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: IS HE IMPRESSED THAT YOU'RE IN LEGO MOVIES? >> FINALLY. >> Stephen: HOW OLD IS HE? IX YEARS OLD. >> Stephen: PERFECT. IT'S THE PERFECT AGE. >> Stephen: YEAH. HE SAW A TRAILER FOR THE LEGO MOVIE AND, IN IT, I PLAYED TWO CHARACTERS IN LEGO 2. I REPRISE MY ROLE AS EMMETT FRAKOWSKI AND I PLAY A CHARACTER CALLED REX DANGER VEST. >> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP HERE. I BELIEVE IT'S EMMET AND REX MEETING. >> GOOD. >> Stephen: ANYTHING WE NEED TO KNOW? >> NOPE. ROLE THE CLIP AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT AFTER. ( LAUGHTER ) >> WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME? EMMETT. BRAKOWSKI? NO WAY. BILLIONAIRE DOUBLE-DECKER HERO WHO HAD THE GUTS TO FACE THE MAN UPSTAIRS? THAT EMMETT BRAKOWSKI. >> YEAH. BIG FAN. YOU ARE A FAN OF ME? EAH, YOU ARE THE REASON I STARTED WEARING VESTS. >> HELP ME RESCUE FRIENDS, STOP ARMAGEDDON AND TEACH ME TO BE LIKE YOU, SOMEBODY LUCY WILL BE PROUD OF AND I WILL BE THE BROTHER YOU NEVER HAD -- UNLESS YOU DO HAVE A BROTHER, I DON'T LIKELY KNOW YOU THAT WELL. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: I CAN'T WAIT. I LOVED THE FIRST MOVIE. SO FUN. >> YEAH, IT WAS FUN. THE FIRST MOVIE WAS REALLY GREAT AND IT WAS, YOU KNOW, SUCCESSFUL AND IT GOT, LIKE, A CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED. AND THIS FILM IS ALSO GETTING GREAT REVIEWS, SO, YOU KNOW, THE EXPECTATIONS WERE NOT VERY HIGH FOR THE FIRST MOVIE BECAUSE YOU WERE, LIKE, A MOVIE ABOUT LEGOS, THAT SHOULD BE STUPID. WE MADE IT AND IT WAS GREAT -- >> Stephen: THE THING FOR ME, THE ONLY THING THAT SHOULD BE STUPID IS THE HIGHEST PRAISE. IF YOU COULD PULL OFF STUPID SMART -- >> YEAH. ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW WHO SAID THAT, I'LL POST THAT ON MY INSTAGRAM TOMORROW. ( LAUGHTER ) YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR BROTHER IN THE CLIP. DO YOU HAVE A BROTHER OR BROTHERS? >> ONE BROTHER AND ONE SISTER. >> Stephen: AND YOUR BROTHER CULLY TRIED TO ONE-UP YOU BY GIVING -- THIS IS YOUR MOTHER -- GAVE YOUR ENTIRE MOTHER'S BOWLING TEAM BOWLING JACKETS WITH THEIR NAMES ON IT. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: AND YOU HAD TO STRIKE BACK. >> I HAD TO. >> Stephen: HOW DID YOU GET BACK AT YOUR BROTHER CULLY? >> WELL, YOU KNOW, FIRST OF ALL, MY MOM -- HE POSTED THAT, LIKE, LOOK WHAT I GOT MOM, SHE LOVED MY PRESENT MORE THAN YOURS, SHE'S REALLY HAPPY. >> Stephen: HE'S A BETTER SON. YES. SO I PUT HER ON INSTAGRAM IN HIS BOWLING SHIRT AND SAID 22 MILLION PEOPLE NOW SEE YOUR SHIRT ON MY INSTAGRAM. SO I'M THE BETTER SON. ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THAT'S A THROWDOWN. >> I HOPE WHEN YOU SEE THAT YOU BLUR OUT THE BOWLING SHIRT. >> Stephen: SO NO ONE KNOWS HER NAME? >> SO HE DOESN'T GET CREDIT FOR THE SHIRT. >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW IF WE HAVE THAT TECHNOLOGY BUT WE'LL DO OUR BEST. >> NO, SHE'S THE BEST. >> Stephen: THANKS FOR BEING HERE. "THE LEGO MOVIE 2" IS IN THEATERS TOMORROW. CHRIS PRATT, EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MEGHAN MCCAIN.
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Rating: 4.644094 out of 5
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Length: 10min 25sec (625 seconds)
Published: Fri Feb 08 2019
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