Choosing The Meanest Options During Romance Scenes - Astarion - Baldur's Gate 3

all I want is a little thumb is that so much to ask by the hells thanks my dear a night of passion let's wait until things quieten down once the others are asleep or find each other never listen to your second thoughts they always spoil the fun but fine if you're determined to ruin your evening I won't stop you looking for another shot I'm afraid you've missed it there you are I've been waiting waiting since the moment I said eyes on you waiting to have you foreign I thought we had an understanding but I guess I'll just entertain myself tonight I've been thinking and I think there's something I should tell you nothing big or terrible just a small little detail about me but hasn't come up naturally it's just that I happen to be a oh come on don't be like that did our night together mean nothing to you and if nothing else think of what's ahead we need each other if we're going to survive this I shall be the very model of virtue cross my heart and hope to uh I'll be good I promise come on come on was he hiding can you summon the dead bring them back can you um can you shut up and let me read no I won't kill them well maybe shut her heart I can't I won't no stop is that me go ah hello a unique read certainly a Tome of necromancy guarded by spirits I barely opened it when they started whispering from the Shadows now every time I open it the voices surge back into my mind I can't reason with them they exist to protect that book no isn't this one too valuable in line with a fork and one two three dots has anyone meant to read this garbage there you are I admit I got curious I've been tracing the scars on my back with my fingers trying to read them by touch but I can't they may as well be written in Machining all right this isn't your problem you know all right then better be a joke I can't read it with a mirror and it seems I can't read it with my hands either so I was wondering if maybe perhaps you might be able to uh can you read what's on my damn back please and what can you see ha ha tell me what it says here's my little treat with their cheeks all flushed you will come to my bed tonight weren't you oh I certainly can it would be my pleasure hmm how about this one when I'm with you feel practically alive yes I crave only to die again with you hmm let me give it another go every part of your perfect body Whispers temptation it's as if the gods made you just to ruin me I can go all night with the flattering but is that really all you want how about if I said these little words everyone's favorite I love you I am it's hard not to with you now as much as I relish standing around and saying all my favorite lines at you I'd much rather we got to experience each other's uh full portfolio of talents once again well well excuse me will I die of a broken heart in all honesty it's a shame that time was special to me I've got my back ten thousand times or more and forgotten half of them but you you are remember have a fine evening dear looking at something suit yourself what do you see when you look at me oh pardon I didn't want to inconvenience you with my age-old curse have a good night excuse me I'm an eternally young vampire not a doting grandmother you can do better what else Mike what but but I don't excuse me good now just tell me I'm beautiful and we can call us a day how dare you I thought we had something special still you're nice too I better get some beauty sleep it seems I needed for them to catch up with the competition I've never even seen this face not since it grew fangs and my eyes turned red aging what do you mean aging I'm a vampire Forever Young what are you talking about my skin isn't is it excuse me all right let's talk who knows when we'll have another chance oh [ __ ] I did I do something wrong why what's changed that's what you want then that's where we'll leave it foreign goodbye then I suppose you broke my dead Hearts back to life it will keep beating little love whatever could be the matter go on then I'll allow it what [Music] silence how dare you I don't have to take this from you rent it no stop it's it's gone all that power I hope you had to do was stand there but no even that was too much to ask I was so close I could have had it all but you you took everything from me cassador one after all never escape the hell he built and if I can't escape then no one can not them and certainly not you [ __ ] how dare you Dow's with you I've done I hope you rot oh so what happens next what now after all this how dare you after all I've done for you after everything I've sacrificed that's fine if that's what you want so be it there are thousands of vampires spawn in the underdark just waiting for a leader I'll find them I wish you well out there I just don't come knocking on my door I'll have a lot of hungry mouths to feed it is a pity we were rather good together I'll never forget it goodbye darling and good luck so what happens next true the spawn will need someone to lead them otherwise they'll just be a murderous blood-sucking horde although I couldn't help but notice you said we should find them is that what you want is this what do you want I would understand if you wanted to go your own way I didn't think you'd actually agree how dare you

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Length: 14min 30sec (870 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 11 2023