Joan Song - SNL

♪ HI, I'M JOAN AND I CURRENTLY LIVE ALONE IN A SMALL NICE HOME NOBODY CALLS ME ON THE TELEPHONE ♪ ♪ SO, IT'S ME AND JUST ME I USED TO LIVE WITH MY BOYFRIEND STEVE BUT STEVE CHOSE TO LEAVE ♪ ♪ BECAUSE HE FOUND ME BORING AND ADDITIONALLY HE WAS CHEATING ON ME BUT I'LL BE OKAY I ♪ ♪ FOUND A NEW GUY I LIKE BETTER ANYWAY HE'S HOT, OH HE'S HOT HE LIKES MY BODY AND MY MY DOG IS MY BOYFRIEND WE ARE IN LOVE HE'S A 12-POUND CHIHUAHUA ♪ ♪ I FOUND HIM ON THE STREET AND I NAMED HIM DOUG DOUG I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU BIG FAT NECK ♪ ♪ DOUG IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND DON'T WORRY WE DON'T HAVE SEX DOUG LIKES ROMANCE ♪ ♪ ONCE I SHOWED HIM PICTURES OF PARIS, FRANCE DOUG, WE JUST KISS WE TALK FOR HOURS ♪ ♪ THEN I TAKE HIM OUT TO PISS WATCHES ME WHILE I GET READY ♪ ♪ THEN WE SHARE A BOWL OF MEATBALLS AND SPAGHETTI OH, DOUG, HOW I WISH YOU COULD SPEAK ♪ ♪ EVEN FOR A MOMENT JUST TO MAKE A SQUEAK I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU'D SAY BUT I LIKE TO ♪ ♪ IMAGINE IT ANYWAY JOAN I LOVE YOU I LOVE THE WAY YOU FEED ME HAM ♪ ♪ YOU'RE MY LIFE, MY LOVE MY EVERYTHING I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU AM ♪ ♪ THE TASTE OF YOUR BATHROOM GARBAGE SENDS ME INTO OVERDRIVE I'M TERRIFIED OF ♪ ♪ VACUUMS BUT YOU'RE THE MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN ALIVE WE ARE IN LOVE WE ARE IN LOVE ♪ ♪ UNTIL OUR DYING DAY YOU ARE SO COOL AND SO FUNNY IN EVERY SINGLE WAY ♪ ♪ I GET TO STAR AS WE KISS THE SKY AND TOGETHER WE'LL LIVE FOREVER ♪ ♪ JOAN I HAVE TO GO BACK NO, WHY THEY SAID COULD I ONLY BE A MAN FOR AN HOUR ♪ ♪ BUT, WHO SAID THAT GOD I'M HIS FRIEND FINE, IF THAT'S HOW ♪ ♪ IT HAS TO BE BUT WAIT BEFORE I GO I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ♪ ♪ ANYTHING I ATE TWO OF YOUR SOCKS AND THREE PAIRS OF YOUR UNDERWEAR ♪ ♪ IT'S CAUSED A BLOCKAGE IN MY INTESTINES AND IT WILL COST YOU $8,000 IT'S OKAY, DOUG ♪ ♪ YOU'RE WORTH IT DOUG I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME TOO THAT I KNOW ♪ ♪ YOU'RE NOT JUST MY BOYFRIEND TO ME YOU'RE THE BEST IN SHOW. I LOVE YOU, DOUG

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 3,520,792

Rating: 4.9587131 out of 5

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, snl season 45, snl 45, harry styles, aidy bryant, heidi gardner, kyle mooney, joan song, joan, dog, dog romance, romance, song, s45, s45e6, episode 6, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, Harry Styles, fine line, Love on Tour, one direction, lights up, sign of the times, sweet creature, girl crush, kiwi

Id: KL4kcGiqWmw

Length: 3min 31sec (211 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 16 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/vbcbandr]

I laughed, probably too much, at "I love your big, fat neck".

[u/Gottagetanediton]

aidy bryant continuing to be my personal hero

[u/beepsbeeps]

I feel so seen

[u/dasher11]

I feel so attacked.

[u/barneylerten]

It was as sweet as SNL gets;-)

[u/powerpowerpow]

"God... And his friends"

Am I the only one who lost my shit at this? God has a social life? Who the hell are God's friends? Buddha and Cthulu? Why is this glossed over? I need answers!

[u/BubbaChanel]

I laughed out loud more often during this episode than I have in a long time. The song slayed for me, the toy-piano-sounding plinks cracked me up, as did the line about taking Doug out to piss.

[u/GreatBigSigh]

Is there anywhere I can watch this in Canada? Wanna share this with the wife but this video is region locked.

[u/jeffdrafttech]

How is this not a rip off of Sara Silverman? Is she writing for SNL this season?

https://youtu.be/wyPLG1xJb8A

She had a ton of jokes and songs about her dog Doug. Both in her standup and on her sitcom.