Challenges strim, ultra hard

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] octo thank you for the sub boys okay boys listen oops hi this here this here it's gonna look different soon okay soon it's gonna look different you know why because i just bought gamer lights no not gamer streamer lights streamer lights slides like the [ __ ] i'm gonna have sick lighting dude you're gonna see every pore and pimple on my face soon soon professional lighting i'm gonna have some uh purple leds in the button i'm not gonna get that but we're gonna have some lights lgbt lights lgbt life's true true invested you know i it was funny i i've been worried about taxes for so long because like as the account creator is just like you can pay whenever you want but i just don't nine months ago think about it too much and suddenly the other day i just got like four thousand dollars back on my taxes i don't know where i was like i thought i thought i had underpaid i thought i'd pay too little and i get back on my taxes like four thousand dollars cute dude so um yeah i bought some lights i bought some lights for the stream figured i had a little money more than i have but then i uh anticipated bruh so yeah no way we uh we buy lights then brains we're doing challenge where you know things there we go i'm sorry oh [ __ ] i'm sorry uh stream labels also the cooking stream is going to be on sunday unless something goes wrong turns out you don't actually need a a camera or like any new equipment what i have to do is to stream from my laptop i just use the webcam uh it's fine i'm gonna go buy the ingredients tomorrow and buy like a little chef outfit or something and then we'll be good to go that will be it [Music] 10 fps stream yeah bob oh okay my favorite challenge this is gonna be great what do we have to kill we have to kill okay we're gonna beat chest with this [ __ ] all right what the hell okay was this thing so scuffed anyways what the [ __ ] are you doing i'm playing games nice money brains hello do something they aren't doing anything i'm wearing this [ __ ] garbage did they wonder they didn't shoot [ __ ] garbage what the hell man i'm wearing that [ __ ] what can you not i have like acid trails i have stomp it too now we got the golden bomb immediately great uh grasping crest 420 thank you for the sub and that in thank you for the sub project count thank you for the prime and p piss taker thank you for the tier one bump some walls wow wow more bombas oh [ __ ] sharp nice when what is my money look like that my money has a new icon what the hell what does my model look like now there's legos hello there albingus thank you for making my prime sub worth using i look forward to the cooking stream and soon to be link cosplay lll we're actually getting close to it yeah uh shady thank you for the sub man and long cube don't thank you for that this is gonna be easy man gonna be easy trust me get on brains go oh my god they suck balls only one can go at a time why wait okay thanks there will be a three resources you are doing well funny streamer man thank you for the sub mac tom i am yeah i'm doing well gaming resources yes give me that of course i had to miss all of them that's one way to do it you want to shoot okay it's it's so bad if you miss one it's just it's striking over there we go amazing i'm gonna break this rock there we go this is a challenge here this is brains uh it's it seems a bit scuffed but should be fine i don't think i'm gonna struggle with this one but it might be a bit annoying sometimes especially since i got like a i got a really amount of i got a really amount of resources by the way yeah yes a really amount of resources that's true where's the oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i don't know what that is i can't poop in here enemies oh that's actually good that's good it's like something that isn't related to it here's it's outside of that epic well now the question the question is where's the [ __ ] uh super secret then it's the one way i didn't go now yeah it is that's epic let's see two of clubs that's nice i don't need to use that kawaii just yet wait it's time to overthrow my coop now or just get more stuff now the shop with a ladder and i don't care about ladders so anyways will i will take damage if i spawn spiders from this i might but it's for some like absurd reason it has not happened yet i don't know why it always happens when i break the pots spiders every time today no nothing i just want to test albino truth brain withdrawing the blood drop on fan art for you what albino can you explain the chat issue with drawing the the blood drop on fan art review oh the the blood drop meme is like um i'm gonna post again to not lose time the blood drop meme on my avatar if you've seen my the youtube statute that youtube's made for me like the 3d figurine um they uh okay i'm actually i'm gonna have to time out so many people holy [ __ ] why do i have to do this i need mods god you're getting eight hours by the way there's gonna be very few people chatting in this chat soon eight hours what was i saying oh yeah you two's i gave them a like they asked for a single picture for reference of my character that's usually bad practice but they had just started doing their thing youtubes uh so they asked for one picture of reference and that picture had like a oh two of diamonds god [ __ ] damn look at that i don't need hearts club i can use this just get more bombs and then bring this down and get greedy uh yeah so there's one picture of reference and that picture had like uh have you seen an anime character where they're tired and they have like the the the this part of their mouth like kind of goes downwards to like if they're sleeping or something it's like part of their mouth is just like going downwards it had that because my character was tired in the picture and they were like oh yeah that that's a blood drop so they they drew up they made it my my youtubes have a blood drop and it looked it's it just became a meme now it's like the the trademark albino classic blood drop and people keep doing it but it's just funny it's like [ __ ] it you know what why not just make it what is just making a part of it you know [ __ ] it uh scam but i could blow up this guy actually for free uh well devin doesn't matter here right no go ashley thank you for the sub legendary 43 thank you for the 1000 [ __ ] where the fanboy no fanboy no more fanboys no more do nothing [ __ ] how's life treating you today my man good good you wanna [ __ ] oh my it's over this is so aids i like i can break rocks for free but i don't have i haven't done a single like tinted rock so far it's just sad i'm gonna find a crawl space though oh bob's rain why do they have a coolant when i go into the room man thanks pandora's box is so large i'm gonna pop that i'm going to bring this two keys boss attempts uh so large three coins two boss items bible a womb womb two is one is two boss items but i don't want that want uh d1 for soul hearts and ring is a d1 that's one okay that's gonna be the the play today also devil deals are cringe but we're gonna essentially take them anyway and convert them into the angel deal okay who are the rock hello one heart no one and a half actually into the spurs into the spurs are they that weak what the [ __ ] okay they're actually that weak unreal uh i want it to be down here that would be very nice [ __ ] super secret could be here which secret could be here [ __ ] i know it's actually to the left here i'm stupid it's actually here that's a secret but super secret could be a couple of places i guess at least these guys can put up fires i didn't know that look at that crazy shoot shoot oh my god oh okay now we're good we're good through the spot spur look at that cry about it dude they have such long like that when the one the one's brain is there it takes it like a good uh three seconds before you can actually shoot it it's really weird edmond said that and that the brain was gonna get buffed to repentance and he said it wasn't gonna be buffed in the way that you think maybe it's like the cooldown so that you don't accidentally use it for this challenge it's not good at all but for every other purpose should you pick it up by accident like some sort of [ __ ] then i guess it's a good thing they actually do your tears damage oh the the bone spurs okay that makes sense sort of okay great thank you amazing oh i made a mistake i was supposed to do the sacrifice room maybe it's for the better perhaps go on there we go well that's fine no reason do you sacrifice now though let's just go next perfect it all worked out thanks i gotta wait for two years before i can use this [ __ ] oh my god there we go [Music] perfect okay i gotta use the the creep a bit more as well creep is gonna be a big big deal here i feel like funny fart sure i hate this item so much the item is literally you find one coin you find a lot that's the item that's it that's all there is to it you find a coin goddamn garbage is this creep also based on my damage it will make sense i am going to get banned and killed in my home for saying this but i think tomboys are better than femboys and funky monkey friday is better than femboy friday tf that's the timeout thank you for the bets yikes yikes i hate these things oh hello that's good no big big brains in the big bangers i wonder how this is going to turn out how is this going to work out oh my god holy [ __ ] oh but the spurs get better too dude they're still garbage but they are bigger i mean they look better so they don't they don't okay all right nice [ __ ] room dude i can't attack him i'm going to die if i do do here then thank you some reason it's actually easier to find super secret than actual secrets [Music] sometimes i'm not gonna take the horse pill [ __ ] off where is the secret then so many places it can be but maybe an extra cursor may be very convenient could actually kill me to the right here to left here or okay that's disappointing but you know what that's disappointing this room there's nothing here about you unless i break this guy and i get a thing only somewhat i think if preferring tomboys over fembois is crime then i'd rather die standing than live kneeling yikes it's just how can you have such bad taste how can you genuinely have such a bad taste it's unreal oh we got a funny uh you want to die thank you oh we got a sword god [ __ ] this is gonna be bff as well which is nice big big big ball of stickers epic it didn't say fanboys are bad i said tomboys are better yeah but that's still a bad take yeah flying enemies get some spurs give me some spurs get him spurs or do nothing or do nothing and be useless there we go mortal experts [Music] hit him [Music] isn't true to this fanboys that's the worst question i've ever had like had anyone asked in this chat ever futa is probably the worst thing to ever exist it's so it's so bad it's actually just awful [Music] i'm not gonna justify that statement but i'm just gonna put it out there okay because it's true so next vacation to texas the guy and albino oh my god let me oh my god [ __ ] we get a bookworm but what do i want to take transform i said futures are bad not trans what the hell man chill uh we are in uh c2 is uh both item and keys to keys and bombs three keys and bombs b1 no it's two sword heart on the boss item that's actually decent i'll take it here and get some soul arts on that whatever this is it's a movement speed and oh my god [ __ ] damn that's good get an item get a yeah you're just casually gonna get the yeah right here nothing uh you know too crazy about that uh now we bring this what do we get electric celtic cross electric cross what are you going to be cooking on stream that's a secret it's going to be a surprise but it's uh i'll give you a hint i'll give you a hint the the food that i'll be cooking will be somewhat controversial among some people i guess i just said among that's really funny please laugh talking about weird [ __ ] again how is it are you saying that uh okay you know what oh you think fanboys are weird what's wrong with you man it's 20 20 something it's the current year one of my favorite content creators right now stay the way you are tongue [Music] gonna send me a one pequeno in the middle please i have a p.o box just saying yeah but that's not gonna work is it no it's not i'm stupid oh hello i don't like this room i do not like it ah stop it get away from me okay my my thing is mvp am i a little [ __ ] my little stick around me it's like doing good work today it could be up here six damn no i won't angel deal though [ __ ] hell man i'm like i'm i'm [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] this up aren't i please be down here please please please please please [ __ ] off i want the boss thing dude it counts for angel deal are you no oh my it's there it is five percent it's right that's maybe that's the difference we need you know it's it couldn't be [ __ ] i'm wasting all my bumps dude got it didn't even have to use the bomb this sucks man that's right that's right technology i should use it in the secret room no oh i should totally use it here dude i'm stupid why did i use it right there maybe i can get a charge from a shop or something god [ __ ] damn link soon yes thank you for 100 bits um thanks dude should we duplicate this i feel like we maybe should duplicate this there's so many chests man i'll see what the shop is before i open this i have a jared dude i gotta i go you gotta use it at some point okay you gotta use at some point i'm not going to hoard that [ __ ] when we are doing chests but will it it should is it worth keeping it all the way until that's i don't know it's funny though it could be funny it could very much be funny but uh it's a bit eight like what am i gonna get there you go [ __ ] of course you [ __ ] time to wine boom don't dodge it thank you and instead but these little morons are also dead no jump into the piss okay [ __ ] off there we go what do bones do they occupy chicken uh i think i've done more or less everything here of course there had to be a my god i'll think about it let me just go do this boss first yes mega [ __ ] i can fire it and that thing is garbage okay we can get two key pieces here man i'm just saying okay well maybe it will do something who knows i think i'll duplicate the key piece and try it twice on this floor what's this of course dude let's bring this thanks chat we have the sword though so i can't use the cricut key here what the hell [ __ ] wasn't even worth well no there's no items in this run [ __ ] out god [ __ ] damn let's see if we can find the ultra secrets that would be funny though but it could be ah there's ah i don't know man maybe up here let's see [Music] got him got him got him stub goodbye yeah it's gonna be up here hop hold up look book of revelations hello and secret room god [ __ ] day yeah god damn right what a nice run man he's always stuck in a frame i don't get it i don't get it why is he stuck in a frame [Music] i'm big brain now yeah so i don't take damage for this one from it i guess that's epic uh yeah no we're good now i think book of revelations is the safer choice here i think it's a safer choice but uh this is funny though it's more items right like booker relations is a free win yes [Music] i'll take the funny book we don't need the book of revelations it but book of relations would be nice because then we can get the bff uh like meat boy that's pretty good that's pretty good man yo i'll be no do the funny little mouth no i can't just do that on command man let's see yeah we're gonna bring this i got two hearts on this you know what i'm gonna bring this this thing is more funny oh we got the secret room look at that and we get to bring another key piece with us dude i only used one last i checked so uh oh you [ __ ] dude you don't even no no no no no no no no that's right i need you to [ __ ] off all right bring your dumb ass up here okay actually down here that'll be better now down there what did i do i can't even blow the thing up okay sure now we have a scuffed mantle good [ __ ] that means we can come back from the timeout corner and i still like tomboys but respect your decision if you like femme boys tf also apologies for nearly starting a gang war albino take my money as apology and thank you for being cool thank you for the for the bits um commander crapper appreciate it okay we bring this now and we go down it was still a bad heck oh you [ __ ] can i hide over there no i hate that i can't shoot immediately [ __ ] this game bastard i'm rich though god [ __ ] damn i think since i have the mantle i can go in and do this what's this [Music] nice fanboy cooking stream with used with arts fly arts up to norway and i will cook with him you know what i will teach arts to cook i think he needs it i'm going to teach him how to cook something nice gotta teach him the way bastard [Music] died oh my god let's stab them this sword is actually really nice for this build unless until that happens i guess thank you what this oh hello nice now we can go into the secret room and use the book and then buy a battery and use it again oh my god stop let's do it there was there was one thing i wanted there was one one thing one singular item i actually really wanted can you guess which one that was that's to adapt it can you make a wild guess what that thing was because it was a glitch round that was the one thing i wanted first try baby now we can choose better items for this build that's ah nice [ __ ] spikes man i gotta protect it though i gotta protect that [ __ ] boom is there any other items pull item put there well i could go a cursor and get that thing there but paris well that doesn't really help me at all time to shut up there we go got him what's this not have then so [Music] faster time to decipher the fence oh nice keeper skin is good thank you rock bottom it's restless as a wisp kind of not entirely but kind of worthless oh what do i get i think i'll just get the battery honestly no are you gonna wear a made outfit for the cooking stream albingers i that actually would be kind of fitting i could just wear the maid outfit yeah sure the socks are garbage what am i gonna use with the socks i mean you give me speed there's that sure but it would be so funny if i got echo chamber dude it'll be hilarious right if i got like a chamber now dude and i had cracked key holy [ __ ] i don't need book of secrets i need um [Music] i [ __ ] it up whatever it blocks damage sometimes sure uh so the secret room is actually super secret is likely to be on top of the shop i am say unlikely but it can happen so let's just try it out crack didn't get it well there goes my whispers but i didn't lose speech around the list that thing is nice to have you wanna die thank you i will just use it uh i can't just twice anyway so i might as well just use it in the secret room again and see what we get suck head nice that is good let's just get some some [ __ ] [ __ ] spiders in here let's go miami and if we get the devil angel we'll use it there [ __ ] two in a row even [Music] oh we got him anyways all right i kept the glitch around though got it now i have a thing that can shoot that is nice mr roller uh anything to do left no i don't think so i could go get the golden coin but it's going to be like two more coins i'll do the challenge so i could actually now i want to keep that i want to keep glitch around i'm gonna try to maintain it i guess useless not really but if i get the angel room that's going to be really useful or devil real like that's more or less what it's for right now oh my god i used the wrong thing but i think it's kind of i wanted to get keepers uh keepers thing like the thing that gives you like rocks i already have this a wisp but oops i think i lost chris chrome no i still have it i still have it did not lose it nice let's take the shop there we go got him oh my god i hate this one this is the worst most of time they just stand still but sometimes they just [ __ ] you over oh hello oh giant spiders and flies oops yes let's go hive mine and bff let's go dude i said here's tremendous let's get some bit more big spiders yes gigantic [ __ ] squares holy [ __ ] drained all my spiders but okay what do you have up here quick quick question marks okay i really hope she doesn't take me stranded that would suck this crown needs to stay for this angel deal because then i can get something cool let's try good so far got a devil though you [ __ ] [ __ ] i wanted the twisted pair dude what did i get i got flight i got flight at least so we have that i don't want to twist the pair yikes dude should i take anything i can take the contract i guess but it doesn't do anything like it's damage isn't going to do much because we won't have any like pedestals it's like this is the final floor so the mogus is useless now it won't really help me i guess you can actually put the contract kisses like two plus two black cards and of course i don't feel that one no they don't care about oh yeah i took i gave one on go i got i gave three and got two quick mass let's go unless it goes for mapping did wow dude between all of them oh my god how do i miss this character i can do that sure yeah i can do that oh i'm getting lucky dude wow big foot big big feet got him i but i would have to like when i rank a character you have to rank them because i saw um uh what's his name northern lion he did that and he was like he had made a good point where like you gotta raise them by how good they are and how fun they are but i don't think i'll do two tiers i'll do one and just do like an overall rating on them if anything oh he missed one it's [ __ ] over i'll just let the long leg do it then you got him nice good job no no i don't think it would now what's this waste there we go got it now it's a meet grill that's good if you just got a meatball in this challenge it's easy it's like handing me out it's handing me a meat boy thanks hmm sack of sucks now what happens if you spin down this one [Music] i'm definitely gonna bring this this is more fun i'm bringing this thing oh my i can spin it down and trigger that i figured spinning it down might trigger that and we got [ __ ] uh echo chamber let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go okay this is great now it's a good run give me some cards or a big pillar so there's there's a room over there that could have it i think that the vault could have some good things for me echo rock bottom doesn't really matter when you can't shoot tears what i can do though is use items so echo chambers is going to play a big role here i think make a big impact insurance what's this then okay that's like the last thing that i need but maybe we can get a [ __ ] d20 unreal that [ __ ] or something oh well this could be a good source of uh things that i want or not or it could be anything but got him there we go um things that i don't need again oh this is black part though got him got him so it's just with glitch or with spin down i can spin on something and i can also choose between five items have glitched round and spin down that's actually pretty good that's pretty good oh it's this again you should get the rock bottom but really mod so you can have a fanboy in your inventory hmm do we want any of this the brother brother [ __ ] might be nice to have like a little minion but i don't think it's going to matter too much right now let's just pop this [ __ ] see what happens hey we got that good gamer i don't want luck or do i want lucky lucky's chests and chests is more pill or like stuff you've got an angel item in there well that's not actually i think it's also seven seeds like angel and and ever no i'll probably lose it i'll probably lose this but you know what what the [ __ ] is the mantle gonna do yikes this is the brain's challenge yeah metal is better than the long run yeah if you want to try arden go for it i'll have to think about that [Music] oops wrong thing i can always just spin it down i guess into the pandora's box for example i don't know this dude [ __ ] how can you even hit this guy he keeps going he you can't like damage him when he does that it just like takes like no damage come on well there goes the the lock thing i guess sex secret i no longer have the glitch ground yeah it went away okay yo x dude this is so much spiders i still have the the keepers kind of scared me this one for a real [Music] all right let's spin it down see what we get i don't think it was like something good about the weekend let me let me just get a quick reminder here oh it was that engine light in seoul let's go let's go unlocked [Music] uh i might as well get the shield [ __ ] it [Music] there's a pill here let's see oh that's a really bad thing to have an echo chamber this is actually very bad to have an example it's ruined it's genuinely ruined now every time i use it i take damage but listen all we gotta do is find the health uphill we gotta we just gotta find up all right that's all we gotta do let's find the health up to cancel them out i have hope boys please stop keep your skin is gone dude this over yo nice echo chamber i bet you can make this run broken now that's sick [Music] [ __ ] i missed by like a centimeter all right all right mapping dude that's crazy i wonder if i used to take damage that's gonna be sick revelation we can get revelation from this that turns into halo let's spin down this garbage but the chain is nice oh i'm not taking them i'm sorry i'm just not taking them okay thank god that was really close thank you ah i'll take it [Music] so many other [ __ ] two charges what a [ __ ] scuff my blisters holy [ __ ] wow got him i mean i could get a tribulation or we can just finish the run [Music] got him boys we did it and there's my mcdonald's any doubters clap stud finder i don't know what that is sounds sounds great onan's streak [Music] what is this i'm beautiful i have chocolate milk oh it's this one okay i know i know there's one more it's the one where you have to land the shots or take damage [Music] as long as you don't miss should be fine okay this one is this is just not nice okay hello until i get a good item i'm i'm allowed to do that so anyways or until spoon bender let's go oh that doesn't damage me that does that okay so if he's a fire it's fine but otherwise it's a yx oops it's fine too good to know okay i think i understand nice [Music] okay that's that's actually good oh my god i didn't mean through that whoops yes [Music] that's gotta be here then all right surely it's here oh yeah i'm stupid to the right here somewhere nice that's a good body to have i'm gonna get a little bit of food brb one second [Music] do so oh give me oh [ __ ] bookstore okay epic the key though okay this is actually not good at all oh my god really if he kills it before me and i miss i take damage jesus christ that's rough wow that's really rough dude fam boy friday more like catboy friday okay i'm probably not going to win this which might take a while to beat all right it might what okay i'm done again let me check the box so some minions are bad minions are bad don't get those do i want that though oh my god i do i want that i don't know what oh my god the bookworm procter and i missed oh my jesus [ __ ] lord okay no i'll i'll give this one to the doctors this is going to be impossible doctors win i need to uh do a build where i don't have [ __ ] i need to do a build where i don't have double shot because i'm just going to kill myself all the time i'll try again and think twice about it next time i know now okay it does again real lows that's nice can i check this i mean okay you know what wow those guys are terrible with this that might be a big help like psychic [Music] yeah this could be a double okay nice feel more epic and when i go for a little bet here it's like it's 50 50. it's 50 50. and it didn't work out i'm actually molding this this challenge is terrible man [Music] why can i not get keys in any of this okay funny if he dodged that dude oh my god hey albino how is urday bean man now my dad passed away three days ago and i'm kinda downed at the moment but i come here to hopefully have a smile on my face until the end of this stream sorry to hear that man jesus like purpose doing well though thank you uh yeah that's a terrible that's terrible but whatever it's an item okay let's go oh my god oh my god oh my god jesus can i get a bomb too i don't want that okay not scamming me for once okay once again [Music] well that's the usual boom boom please please please oh you [ __ ] please oh now we can recurse from check this boys well it's yeah it's probably here why is it blocked somewhere else let's block left here it's not blocked right here it could be right here it's really i thought for sure was gonna be there this was wrong it must be blocked in the one of the rooms then okay i'm getting such cardboard but i keep getting use items only use items today a bomb and a key for a chest is that worth [ __ ] it go big or go home i want my money back now back to being a based man wake up bo jiden amargas oh big nice health up i like to see that we're gonna go back actually and get that uh so large no it's carrying a food mojo nice scam [Music] skill bike will be great true so do we get nice i like this item so much dude this item is great oh no oh [ __ ] huh this might have been a mistake it's probably mistake oh i hate poop i'm gonna use this thank god i'm getting like no keys man no nothing well we got bombs so there's that okay thanks if only the secret room here is a bit hard so far maybe there is a clear here uh it's this i don't think that's clear now oh this i didn't even mean aim is clicked i also missed click close that last floor kind of maybe what home you [ __ ] uh where could it be it could be this this is not no yes it could no no up there maybe there [Music] definitely could be here to the right here is also kind of possible i guess oh he was what nice that's the worst [ __ ] run in the game dude a key thank you oh my god we're doing item room i guess all right thanks thank you uh i guess there's like only one place left it could be at this point it could be above the miniboss that's just one possibility but i would rather bet on below here right it's clear okay i'm just bad at the game then cope oh there was one more place it could be got him angel room nice uh bible is more common or one heart and flight i think he wants light honestly but it's nice no roastery sucks i mean this one against flights and flight is like really good so definitely gonna take that over that garbage let's now get a free key that's a good book oh my god okay now we need i'm gonna use that just so i hard i'm gonna have to use this this one is required oh [ __ ] just just just work man just [ __ ] work just [ __ ] work give it to me why do i keep finding books when i play this challenge man what does that happen like genuinely curious what does that keep happening happening to me unreal dude come on dude always to stop elite dark i'm getting this thing dude i don't care holy [ __ ] wow [Music] really oh my god thank you oh i want that present is nice now i can also do pickups i'm just not gonna pick them up we're ripping that no bitcoins sad oh [ __ ] okay we got it now cool cool cool three in a row baby what oh the lighter to that okay clear i believe it was clear today okay let's add this okay all right one more bomb and we can go into the boss rush as well there it is now we take the present in there okay into the secret room with it okay nah i don't think i will that's unfortunate speed up sure stop okay hitting the ice does not count as damage or like a mess yikes let's do it once there we go [Music] this is great oh is it the flame good that's so annoying oh my god holy [ __ ] [Music] free angel devil deal that's kind of good actually let's duplicate the money i guess the use item in here is fine it means just like you get five keys which is pretty nice right plus five keys yeah five keys for 15 is pretty good five keeps for 15 yeah that's pretty neat oh my god yeah i think bookworm is going to kill me piece of [ __ ] like that let's bring the uh coupon i guess in case of double deal it may still happen oh my god oh my god dude didn't i get it oh this challenge just aids back up for five yeah the homing is going to be a big big big deal here i'll blow that up okay sure noise i have flying so i i can i can sacrifice half hour to do curves from [ __ ] it yeah it's pretty good very nice [Music] big for money [Music] oh use cupola i could have done some more stuff there yeah sure oh okay no that's fine i didn't think the charge would uh keep being active but you know what that's just how it goes am i right oh my they go like after each other what the hell they're supposed to go at the same time nice sometimes they hit at the same time that's nice okay wow oh my god that's the weights wow actually oh my god dude holy [ __ ] okay what is this homing okay uh you know what you can win have fun i have to just not get quick warm i just have to not get broke worm i have to have to just not get it there's no other way if i get bookworms [ __ ] over and see immediately it's over if you want i start it's over if i get performance it's over actually over [Music] spends entire health bar to get d20 doesn't elaborate walks away and leaves the d20 matt no minions no oh hello oh and a golden boomba okay epic okay this is a crawl space door no no this is a restock machine isn't it ah okay all right sure i'm not even gonna shoot them [ __ ] off got him got him that's right more damage uh i could the cursor or i could just not the cursor bye paralysis thank you for the item that was a good item so good amazing to miss oh my god i remember when i had like people were completely i missed tinted rocks now people are complaining i missed rocks holy [ __ ] just evolved uh let's check it clear and clear okay nice okay that could also be useful if there's an item i don't want i can just sell it this room is giving these poops are giving me anxiety right now sigma rule 768 leave two rocks true true though thanks nothing here okay i can check the item then no it's gonna go down here [ __ ] oh my god this is bad worst room in the game ah nothing i really want here honestly unidentified what could it be there's actually only one place to see particular can be genius oh whoa know it okay [Music] uh there was actually two another thing about it well there's maybe three no no i don't think it can be next to a mini boss really okay uh i do actually want that i think because they're based on my damage apparently wait you did there was no bet wait seriously oh i forgot a bit i forgot to do one yikes you're kidding me sometimes i take three shots sometimes sometimes i take two i thought it was going to be consistent but it wasn't [Music] uh you know what i do want health up i do want it that's fine i'll take it as for the hermit card i could sell the pill to get five coins i guess the pill actually has some use for this one mr there we go that's going to be important when i do the reverse judgment chat do i order a kebab it's it's become like an every weekend thing now please do yes kebab good kebab big one always kebaba okay they're all it's friday it's the friday kebab i'll wait until i'm a bit more hungry oh [ __ ] book you got to think very carefully what i want though so i've already had one book this is the last book you can never pick up and it's gonna be because of relations i think because it's opie now i wish i brought the hermit reverse hermits only revelations only i'm not gonna take more than one middle that's it use judgment oh [ __ ] if i use judgment then i could re i could restock it into a la megaton or something no but the the items here i could get here like if i was if i was doing a regular run i would i would use judgment here to write real book of virtues but if book of virtues counts as a book as well so if i get book of virtues and then revelations then i'm gonna get bookworm and that sucks i'll take revelations and just [ __ ] off yeah that's all i'll take that's the only thing please god nice brother k bobby samson uh that's not like just decent but they've gone wild thank you for watching holy [ __ ] the [ __ ] range on that guy what the [ __ ] jesus oh that's that's i really don't want that that's terrible no manuscript man uh [Music] no i want to keep my money there's no bombs here i could use a bomb but piercing is good you just have to hit enemies once then you're safe okay so if you if you just hit one enemy you're good if this is if this is not the case and it's the other way around like if it doesn't work then i'm going to like refu brush delete the bat okay that's what i'm gonna do i need the bomb to get it the way i just sacrifice i just there we go because it's normally a very good item but we'll see it what you're saying does make sense but uh there could be like some weird stuff going on with this game okay it still works that's good it still works that's fine then it's a good item yeah true nice sharp item room okay we're good he's gonna die to the spurs i think i got a bomb okay nice really balls balls homing it's a good item i like this one [Music] three health up that's actually nice that's a good item i know we have five more coins i have only i can only one i can maybe do one real after this okay don't list that okay i think i'll just take it i need health [Music] that was decent we get the same damage in the stars so that's nice there's noise oh my god i'm [ __ ] stupid i keep miss clicking that [ __ ] dude i'm gonna get another bear to cope surely on the challenge that's all about accuracy getting some more beer that's what i need that's like the key here just get some more beer there we go [Music] it's friday she's calling me an alcoholic literally i'm the drink i'm having like two beers like not even two this is like a zero point like three or some [ __ ] this is this i i haven't even had a literal beer and i i don't even have any more and you're calling me alcoholic my nuts and just follow this thing oh my god [ __ ] off what okay i have to use the control stick i'm using the buttons and i change the buttons the gun like [ __ ] off take all the milk or no balls oh [ __ ] this is actually not gonna happen goodbye nice rune bike is really good it's like a secret reminder [Music] if i can get a full meat boy instantly yo two-thirds of a year i've watched you transform so much over these eight long months i look forward to my year anniversary maybe you'll be done with isaac by then maybe i don't know depe you know thank you for the for the sub uh kitsuna it's been a pleasure having you i should probably buy this but i want to get potato peeler to get more [ __ ] i don't normally use like the analog stick for charge shots it's really weird for me there we go i think that thing is completely pointless for me right now but whatever if you get alligators you don't take damage from investing your shots yeah i know if i mean the thing that makes you immortal just still makes me immortal i'll try it alone if i can find it that would be really cool but you know i won't say oh i don't like this room i don't i don't have a speed i have 060 oh my god i'm dog stuff now how do i get passed i also take damage the way around it my god god [ __ ] [Music] oh it's conjoined though it's conjoined though but uh this is mid cube con which cube is not conjoined so one conjoint should be fine blocks projectile do i want this it's an angel item if i can i'll take it all right oh that was my solo [ __ ] [ __ ] really okay nice can i get like some a bit more than that i'm so close to having what i need now that i'm so close oh i could have blown that but that's money rock dude i didn't see the fool's gold okay this one sucks how do i avoid this by going exactly there exactly there that's what i gotta go [Music] oh my god he dodged it if i miss the shot i'm dead oh my god there's a sword i know i can't i can't get that without a bomb [ __ ] [Music] i can get it now i need to get those hearts from that i don't care about secrets i just gotta get that heart man i need help so bad this is stressful you don't have the room you have a guaranteed secret room so you can reach the tabs what i'm in headroom what's the [ __ ] the head room am i being trolled again this guy needs to shut up oh my god got him i bought okay one more night go to secret nice okay good both secret rooms now what's up dad's run okay you'll see you'll see just you [ __ ] wait [Music] hello there can actually be a secret in their old [ __ ] now i can make a passage to avoid it yeah i can oh thank you i'm gonna spend a bomb doing that so i can just avoid this room i don't have to deal with it i knew it that's what happened i oh my oh my god speed up two let's go oh any doubters dead run by the way dead run by the way sigma rule number 68 tell doubters to shut up potatoes oh snead do we get two of them do we get two of them chad do we get two do we get two meat boys because i can let's go let's go we're unstoppable now we got two of these [ __ ] double meat boy baby and we're gonna be smaller and we get the heart refunded as usual where worker revelations and two meat boys suck my balls balls balls balls balls balls feels good man oh the secret this thing is revealing the secret for me how convenient thank you appreciate that give me that all right do your thing do your thing points i don't even have to shoot can't miss if you don't shoot yeah go for it [ __ ] them up oh they make spurs too they're [ __ ] unstoppable oh [ __ ] down let's get some fetal protective protection while we're at it let's [ __ ] him up [ __ ] him up boys okay some more speed for me i won't i don't mind i don't mind oh la boomba anyways oh my leeds where are they going where are they going oh if we get bff now dude imagine imagine the the hope yeah [ __ ] him up right and we get that i could get this the rock over there but you know what we're going to go big and we're going to go for the secret room because surely there's something good in here now there's a coin but you know you never know when you're gonna need an extra coin though we're gonna carry an extra life with us that i'm not gonna use by accident all right boys [ __ ] him up oh my god just instantly gives them that's right that's right that's right that's right and that's right and that's right clap clap and clap imagine doubting this dude emerge couldn't we couldn't be me a present for the secret let's just get some let's go ahead and get some money shall we calculated shots on the fires all right we run closer one closer the way is clear [ __ ] him up that's right you never know what resides within [ __ ] until you open it proptosis [Music] okay my guy looks insane he looks british look at them oh oh oh that's good that i won't i want extra lives instead actually if you do a small shot it would vanish for this deploy i think oh wait what the [ __ ] is the floor but you can still it walls you can steal it floors or the walls so it's like spamming that would be really stupid oh [ __ ] whoops what else did they got their money so let's play the present and go to the secret room it's morgan i think is just nice for like if i get to uh something i need to kill fast i can just propose that [ __ ] and [ __ ] him up because it's 300 damage for the um chocolate milk is 300 damage or 400 or something and then proptos is 300 damage at point blank uh so like you stack those up and it's gonna do it h is gonna hit hard and then you have the the the damage plus for beth through bethlehem which is gonna be on top of the boss uh we have keep sack of sex i guess we got a lot of sex sex anyways uh anything else i should get oh they're my book i should get my book back here my book yes a little bit [ __ ] him up wait wait i could walk down there anyways hardback so low are you thank you for the prime man yeah it's pretty hard more more more meat boy are we gonna get the third dude i've been timing out so many people today why why do you have to keep doing it jesus christ man eight hour for him uh let's give a one hour for him this guy gets 24 hours it's random i just you know the time is it's not irrelevant it's just maybe should i flip a coin i should flip a coin when i decide how long i time people out show me the way 25 damage holy those guys can't teleport i should be careful which way is it it's up okay nice nice blue spiders nice a trap door okay there's one shot and it's insane genuinely insane nice and nice and battery epic i think i loaded up okay wow did you give me the sword dude thanks no what about this okay another buddy decide we couldn't get bffs that would be insane if you lose this run i will go to get a vasectomy because my [ __ ] balls okay but show this down oh we can blow this guy up for no benefit okay epic next letter blew up there we go there bill i mean we might as well check it out i guess i got a lot of things rainshot here right piercing tears after hitting uh but i hold that piercing someone's gonna get this [ __ ] see you it's it's it's homing it's homing after i hit an enemy and at that point like after that i've already gotten the like avoided taking damage so you know let's get some keys shall we we have sex so surely we'll get one there's one more are you winning son yeah i think i am actually oh are we careful not to hit that book no you [ __ ] waste money let's get piss [Music] we pissed spikes anyways oh cool airline book rock i'm gonna drop the sword before i have a stroke what did i think died did i get a meat boy wisp i think i got a [ __ ] meatball polish [ __ ] that's that's rare that's really where oh cool all right more sword hearts cool i need helpers already doubters left now i don't know man i feel like you know oh [ __ ] i want to bring this inside [Music] i made the correct choice [Music] oh my god can this get more rigged i don't know man i don't know i don't know chief can it i just effectively doubled my health that's nice but before i could have picked up the thing the i could have picked up the hierophant but you know what who cares the world nice a bookstore i mean [ __ ] it i might as well check it out the book of verses would be funny how many books how many books am i going to find this ring holy [ __ ] what the hell man oh i got a boss right at boston too no yes hey yo bambino do you have a list of the mods you're using premium stuff i don't i don't have a mod mod folder oh black room might be good for the book room let's check it out let's see what happens did you save premium sigma stuff i'm done uh i think it's time to switch black black rune it's got book room now but it doesn't matter [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god dude [Music] thank you this was the first one that's so [ __ ] hard to get oh it goes through yikes i hit him though what the hell based the the devil devil beggar game is like seems like it's just garbage like i don't think there's any use of that so what is that i'm coping darkest dungeon later um later i'm gonna play uh what was gonna play um i was considering oh [ __ ] was it called again there was a game uh i was thinking maybe like rogue legacy too it's early access but it seems really decent i still okay i still like damage to the shield someone lied to me yikes you take damage through the [ __ ] shield morons [ __ ] trolled rogue legacy too not not the regular one oh cool nice um it could be yeah i'm gonna go super secret and use the kick solo cane there kidding me why did i bother would i even shoot oh wrench i can do that [Music] homing cool super secret let's i figured i might as well just rig it a little bit more why not why not i'll just burn the boss [Music] okay goodbye holy [ __ ] when we got ammo this probably faster yeah it was kind of faster it was a little bit faster to just shoot him all right oh we got kidney stone the one that everyone says is good with rock bottom damn well that's one more challenge done now we are getting closer we're almost in the green ones now the guardian let's play do a bet for this one [Music] what well i gotta guard him [ __ ] well i can just go through it all right we'll do a little stabbing i can't even spin this is sad well i don't take damage oh okay only he takes damage that's cool diplo oh oh oh oh oh oh oh that's kind of chill i can just do whatever okay they're targeting me though does my does my sword deal damage like my damage or i don't understand this is a sword that based on my damage yo al bingo i see you're carrying pyro again okay all right dude oh no no no oh my god okay it's over oh it's not over actually good find thank you for the best last though there was longer target august 6 so the challenge probably got easier oh okay yeah because they target me now for some reason [ __ ] i gotta just move them away that's probably good it's really good to have in case i mean use items are good right yeah if they target me like big rooms like this are pretty easy but it's just like uh like in boston for example or like in the chest where there's like a big boss that will uh like shoot lasers or something that's gonna be problems but uh let's go no this kid couldn't i was gonna do this one [ __ ] oops two charge items they're not going to be useful now but if i do find a a active item that which i most likely will at some point then they're very very very good that's the thing someone said i need a lot of help for this and i think i got that to cover now you can angle it too oh you can just okay it's better to use that yeah okay analog stick is definitely better for this wow wow dude yeah it's hard to block projectiles by standing in front of the child if uh the predictors are spinning and coming from the side i think oh they [ __ ] wait he takes damage and the heart holy [ __ ] i thought it was only a heart thanks but please just move away from that don't come here don't come here go away go somewhere else somewhere else please just go away they're going for him oh [ __ ] okay they are this is pretty rough actually that's pretty rough but now we know they go for both kinda oh my god dude that's so annoying i can do this for free so this one is [Music] here we go ashley is posting [ __ ] gifts in the discord again i'll be thumb he just walks into it what am i gonna do no jokes the world yikes dude he's not going to walk on the spikes right i could thank for the thank you for the best he's just going to take damascus there's nothing to do about that holy [ __ ] yeah we need we need help for this one he's just gonna sit there and take it and i can't really stop it that's really bad worse than i thought so large please oh my god unreal just only mom's heart so it's not that bad no bombs thank you a charge right there would be nice but nice he's gonna take it he's gonna get hit hard literally oh no he didn't and we oh my god nice albabino i swear your streams are pure copium for dealing with life problems thanks man get away get away goom snoozy thank you for the for the tier one man appreciate it appreciate it your streams are pure coping for dealing with life problems he's calling me alcohol jax why would you do that fool uh celtic cross will be [ __ ] sick but i would like i have to use item things i wanted to get i'm stupid i may be stupid okay just deal with it okay but trust me when i get my car battery and the [ __ ] dude if i get booked if i can pick up shadows man it's gonna happen i just sing there is worms i don't think there's anything though x oh blasters that's good nice gamble 24 7 boys we're gonna we're gonna avoid that okay my void combo is it's happening trust me why is your discord so [ __ ] cursed and what did you expect have you seen my twitch chat thanks la boomba cope okay and the last one i got a bathroom too all right good enough wait where did i open that from above nice i i'm done i'm done anyways would you like it used it gets used twice every time since you don't engage take damage what if you made yourself massive to bull block bullets yeah if i can get something that makes me massive massive is also good because it makes your sword bigger too so yeah i'm definitely looking for that but you know what the easiest thing to achieve i suppose hello thank you i need that la bomba nice [Music] away from the chest please can i leave can you leave it alone please can i open it [Music] okay well the soul arts [Music] i do want that i have 20 keys i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna take the guppy okay oh no options membership card oh well i'd love to see if i can get money for it oh no i prevented one more damage though that's fine good no oh my god this guy if this guy was so so [ __ ] [ __ ] this would be fine but jesus christ jesus christ man let's find another question good [Music] it's gonna be good boys just wait get away holy [ __ ] stop wasn't there something i wanted to buy down there options options yes true i'll do this damage [Music] how does this work doesn't it doesn't work okay good to know cope i don't get the knife of course oh my god all right well that was a mistake i shouldn't have done that i shouldn't take in the foreskin i shouldn't have taken it that was a bad that was a bad idea this could have been funny though it's a little bit funny though okay we got bombs and keys big payoff for the doctors yeah wow really okay oh okay we're not gonna stay there for long you [ __ ] idiot you [ __ ] [ __ ] the spider i'm done wow money seven coins for the boss great i didn't get [ __ ] i'm going to read i'm an artist i'll just or until i get a good costume that's what's happening well that could have saved me it could have it's not a payout because like the the bet hasn't even finished taking in the votes that's a decent start to blackhearts that's fine why won't that bible to one shot at the moment the heart if i can if i can i'll buy that if i can i will just buy that so i can one shot some bosses morons really oh there was a court there was a corridor i'm done i'm stupid not even paying attention but i got bombs though it could left the right if there's actually a lot of places it could be it could be here here and there three places i have two bombs i'm gonna check the bottom one here just it will actually could be here yeah it's good let's go no bible bible but whatever that's fine [Music] that's because like a decent amount of swords [Music] some look some more look why am i sitting sideways there we go take i'm almost gonna take pinch i don't want him i don't want him oh no i gotta be quick never going back there again oh guard what could that be this terrorist class though i need money that's one of my favorite items it's a good item i want to i don't want to go back through that room though i'll stop good i can afford it some more so i can buy the other thing too one more coin oh tremendous let's just drink it random effects what'd it do i got plus a bunch of stuff oh it's rerolled everything yes the [ __ ] cartoon that was d100 i think wait what did i reel my turret's cloth i did yes and i got okay that's stupid of course okay i shouldn't do this doing this was a mistake seems like i always get the like whenever i use that card i always get d100 like i could have gotten anything else but i got [ __ ] d100 it's so annoying i have no keys now i do using wall against when we go all right speed is going to be really important i need speed speed is one of the most i think all those pills up there are gonna be cards now so i gotta check those out [Music] fool i want to give the lovers nice good for one shotting bosses i guess perfect okay money maker walk away walk away thank you okay all right no secrets curse based didn't work it doesn't work okay i'm done i am done don't you [ __ ] oh my god he's gonna walk into it he almost knifed it holy [ __ ] yikes what's that there's the boss finally thank you autumn angel please nice good i guess [Music] i guess that's fine fanboy isaac the [ __ ] oh big big big big big big baby let's go let's go that is good don't don't [ __ ] idiot i hate this guy okay so i can't bomb [ __ ] because it's always in the way nice next oh [ __ ] next didn't get it oh well worth a try i've got the singing movements peter it's annoying no greed thank you oh the reverse oh and there's open oh my god oh my god secret room now orange if you get angel that's pretty pokey but bottom i could the secret item let me take a piss real quick i need to pee let's get pyromaniac i actually i think i've never i've never found an item i've never find it in my life i think when i did the the the the locals uh crooked penny run were in greed and like landed 50 million like crooked pennies i got pyro that's the only time i've gotten it though beer me [Music] snap uh i'm ordering the kebab the kebab the kebab is going to be ordered now last time it came here in like five seconds so i waited a bit before ordering it because i didn't want like immediately there we are medium kebab seven add some guys actually dude the kebab store is like literally right around the corner it's like uh if i wasn't streaming i would just work walk there and buy it but they're taking like fifty five dollars no six dollars six dollars to deliver it unreal scam i'm being scammed but i mean unfortunately so are you so it's kind of like evens out booty [Music] if i had a decent asp i would do that but i don't so i kind of can't are we missing something we did the shop right and i got the lovers and i'm looking for a secret room no yes yes yes i have 12 bombs so that shouldn't be hard unless this guy [ __ ] it up uh yeah let's just look around [ __ ] nailed it don't don't don't don't all right one heart goes away now but we get wait didn't they this is the regular lovers i i thought i had two delovers like what the [ __ ] [Music] i have one heart for one life that's pretty decent good trade good trade let me get the uh bob's head ready for this next boss i grew on me thank you no angel axe [Music] oh we got a meat cube though that's actually pretty good nice now get queen of hearts and you should be safe yep true no scams aren't you [ __ ] there right stop come on man is this a mistake uh [Music] yeah this is a this i would i shouldn't should i no no no no no no no no we don't get that nope i'm sorry i'm just not gonna no i'll go two hits now that's nice i like how he just passed me the coin with his [ __ ] heart he couldn't reflect that thing nice okay then it doesn't matter i mean it could be up here but yeah okay maybe a big shroom lowers again okay hello bastard box don't okay thank you i think i'll get the alabaster well i mean the safe choice here would be the blanket for sure but and the best really funny is the safe choice and it's probably going to be useful but uh alabaster is funny so you know i mean i got two full hills so i should be fine anyway whatever well i can't buy either so there's that sure i guess [Music] we got here sacrificial dagger would be very nice honestly that would be really good we're doing both right now is suicidal but we you know what we have two full hills we have two photos in here we're fine where are we [Music] it's getting destroyed by one spider i'm done oh my god it's got teleported on actually just getting on this guy what's hitting him now the [ __ ] just hit him couldn't avoid that [Music] oh my god that moment i look away factory [ __ ] of course i understand myself nice stop walking into the boss i could have used my car oh okay you beat it he's back he's back no he's back he came back it was just a temporary bug because of the respawn nice nice [Music] aids he walks right into it holy [ __ ] what a dog oh my god dude can i have one nice thing go under one more floor like this and we're done stuff okay ah fine boss too quickly let's do that again shall we how does that work if it does it's like i got anything else to use bumson or money [Music] okay well i got one more try anyways well at least they do do good damage there's that any doubters one and i dodged it mult try cry crystal corp is there a single dash right now oh my god just one more for safety yeah just for safety they came up it's already here they're so quick holy [ __ ] hello boys [Music] do kaboom i know it's gaming let's uh make the daughters mod are we [Music] really it's all the way there wow you can kind of push them away thanks there we go mcdonald oh blank rune that's what you get for that okay i can't believe i haven't had that yet haven't that haven't had haven't had that yet we don't have any yet now left man left clap why is anyone even doubting i mean i did i think i lost twice in this run so that doubting that was actually a fair it was fair do i watch anything while eating this so we we've watched like every intimate historian video now we've watched like some eight member videos right now what more what else can i watch oh didn't employment make a new one he made a new new video god damn let's watch that amp lemon my beloved on september 30th 2010 valve released an update to their flagship online multiplayer shooter team fortress 2. nobody realized it at the time but this update would go on to be so influential that it arguably transformed the core business model of the gaming industry for the following decade tf2's man economy update introduced what was then a radical concept players can now purchase cosmetic items through in-game micro transactions but more importantly they could now trade those items among themselves almost overnight the update ignited a robust free market economy of virtual items and no items were more valuable than unusual hats valve would go on to make a fortune off of tf2's new trading bonanza an outcome that would ultimately convince them to make the game free to play less than a year afterwards and despite the variety of items for sale on tf2 storefront the bulk of valve's revenue would come instead from what you couldn't purchase yo yo yo break it down break it down for those crates in the very same update valve introduced the gaming industry's original loot crate an unlockable mystery box with a one percent chance of granting the player an unusual hat item so comically ostentatious that they would instantly catapult you to the center of attention on any server you joined unusuals were desired by all but obtainable by few the only way to get your hands on one was to spend hundreds of dollars on boxing or to trade with someone who spent hundreds of dollars in boxing naturally this meant that unusual hats didn't come cheap the most coveted hats and particle effects started to sell for thousands and eventually one item ascended to the holy grail of tf2 trading the burning flames team captain the only tf2 item to consistently sell for five figures ever since this hat was added it has reigned supreme as the single most desirable item in the game out of the hundreds of millions of items in tf2's economy only 18 burning flames team captains exist if you happen to be in the market of obtaining one it's gonna cost you a pretty penny most of you watching are probably recoiling in disgust at how much someone would be willing to pay for a virtual item that you didn't even know existed 20 seconds ago why would somebody spend 16 000 on a bunch of worthless pixels well conceptually unusual hats are nothing new it turns out that plenty of people are willing to fork over a lot more than 16 grand on items that the rest of us would consider worthless [Music] a few years after bringing the joy of crates to tf2 valve decided to double down on this business model in their newest shooter cs go this game took tf2's economy and put it on steroids compared to unusual hats 2 degrees of variation cs go weapon skins may differ in quality wear kill trackers and stickers which greatly influence the item's overall value ideal versions of all these variables can drive the prices of top cs go items into the six figure mark the most expensive item ever sold in the game incorporates an additional variable of rarity the ak-47s case hardened skin is far from the most expensive on average however pattern number 661 is prized by collectors for its uniform blue top in addition to this one in a thousand attribute an ak-47 with minimal wear a stat tracker and four holographic titan stickers sold for 150 000 earlier this year but the most valuable item in all of cs go is speculated to be another case hardened weapon the factory new pattern 387 blue gem karen bit was last sold to a collector in 2016. out of the nearly 1 billion items ever unboxed in cs go the factory new blue gem is the only one of its kind today some traders appraise its value at three quarters of a million dollars if you're not interested in dropping the value of a house on a bunch of pixels then perhaps you'd rather put that money towards a three inch piece of paper before the age of virtual cosmetics trading cards were the epitome of intrinsically worthless items that could potentially cost a fortune last year famously saw in december a first edition shadowless holographic oh dude this is funny this is funny uh one of my moderators ron mayer he had like a card that was worth like i think eighteen thousand dollars something and he was collecting this he was maintaining them well but his his family and like a lot of people around him tell him like dude why are you wasting your money on all this [ __ ] just sell them there's no there's no [ __ ] point and then because they weren't worth that much back then it was it was a charizard um and then they sold them and then i think like two three like four years later like like last year or something they rose in price until like 18 18 000 or like they just [ __ ] mooned basically and he he just started shouting vodka he just thought he was like [ __ ] this [ __ ] he was so mad oh my god cars are you've heard for a record 369 000 one of only 122 copies in pristine condition that record was broken three months later in february of this year when a pikachu illustrator card sold for 375 000 the promotional card was only awarded to winners of a 1998 japanese art competition of the estimated 24 billion pokemon cards in circulation only about 40 pikachu illustrators are known to exist magic the gathering predates the pokemon trading card game by three years giving collectors a bit more time to salivate over the game's most exclusive finds magic's holy grail is the infamous black lotus the single rarest part of the game's original release earlier this year a signed black lotus from the game's alpha says sold at auction for more than 500 000 while the market for magic and pokemon cards have had around 25 years to develop sports trading cards have spent the past century rising in value in 1909 the american tobacco company was ready to release their t206 baseball card series which they distributed in packs of cigarettes however prior to the sale pittsburgh pirates shortstop onus wagner revoked the rights to his likeness forcing the tobacco company to remove his cards from circulation due to the sudden retraction as few as 50 wagner cards were ever distributed to the public by the 1930s the wagner had already become the most expensive baseball card in the world selling in 1933 for the present-day equivalent of a thousand dollars in 1991 one of three remaining mint condition wagners was acquired by hockey grade wayne gretzky for nearly half a million dollars in 2016 another min wagner was sold for 3.1 million a record that stood until just last year currently the most expensive baseball card is a psa grade nine making mantle recommending it sold for 5.2 million this past january however after nearly a century of dominance in the card collecting market baseball cards look to soon be surpassed by basketball cards in value in april of this year a one of 23 autographed lebron james rookie card tied for the record of 5.2 million dude you are like a fry cook legend will you sign my spatula autographs provide collectors with a much more personal touch to their prized possessions the value of autographs vary wildly depending on its signee but the most valuable ones typically belong to figures who are no longer capable of producing them in 2017 an autographed copy of albert einstein's iconic tongue photo was sold for 125 000 in 2018 a baseball featuring 11 signatures from the sport's original hall of fame inductees sold for more than hundred thousand some autographs can derive their value from the macabre on december 8 1980 mark david chapman would receive an autograph from john lennon moments before assassinating him thirty years later that autographed album would sell for 850 000 however by far the most expensive autographs are forced out of time the signature of 16th century poet william shakespeare has only been identified on six surviving documents today it's estimated that a shakespeare autograph would sell for up to 5 million the most expensive autograph ever sold belongs to george washington whose personal copy of the constitution was purchased for nearly 10 million in 2012 autographs are a form of memorabilia objects and souvenirs prized for their close association with illustrious people and events sneakers have been one of the most popular forms of memorabilia to collect ever since the meteoric success of nike's air jordan brand in the 80s in 2020 an original pair of jordans worn by michael jordan himself sold for 560 000 becoming the most expensive sneakers in the world of course the decades-long supremacy of the air jordans have recently been challenged by kanye west's yeezy brand and in april of this year an original pair of yeezys worn by kanye at the 2008 grammys sold for 1.8 million memorabilia from the most prestigious athletes and artists can fetch a hefty price but by far the most expensive memorabilia belongs to the whimsical world of cinema darth vader's helmet from the empire strikes back sold for just under 900 000 in 2019 marilyn monroe's iconic white dress from the seven year itch sold for 4.6 million but the most expensive memorabilia ever worn by a movie star may be dorothy's groovy slippers from the wizard of oz any part of the costume is the shoes it's some rich [ __ ] who's going to sniff the shoes people from the most beloved movie of the 20th century was listed at a price of 6 million in 2018. wow although costumes may embody iconic characters more so than any other type of memorabilia vehicles end up edging them out in price james bond's aston martin db5 from goldfinger sold for 6.4 million possibly the most expensive piece of memorabilia ever sold was the general lee from dukes of hazard the most general people are always point nine million dollars when we come back we'll take a look at what lies beyond the eight figure mark [Music] and just a moment ago here's what's happened a fan somehow gets out of the infield area comes out on the track and is trying to get mad kids autographed people ask me all the time emp how can you afford all of these exceedingly rare and special items well everyone where i get my money isn't important what is important is where that money doesn't go paying some stupid bank a bunch of unnecessary fees o'clock in the morning and elon musk anxiously waits for his golden payoff i expect to receive a car that i've just bought which is called the mclaren f1 well in the 1990s the mclaren f1 set the record for the fastest top speed reached by a production car and has been prized by collectors ever since including special variants it's the first to look at pictures of eli musk before he got like his hair transplant he was so [ __ ] bold [ __ ] moldy alone only seven anyways does this mean you're gonna be rich i could be like uh i could be like relatively well off i think i could reach that [Music] the [ __ ] okay i don't know what this is but you're gonna bet you're gonna better why do all the most expensive cs go skins look like dog [ __ ] they do i i saw the ak the sword for like 150k and it looks like ass it looks like [ __ ] look terrible okay let's see what this is how do my tears work i have sword and epic penis nice three point nothing damage great i got the mine though i think yeah i do okay what happens if i are can i ever get other items though whatever just play it okay i'm doing like no damage i can't even kill a single arm i have three damage i'm wearing this garbage you get you get other items okay you do that's better let's go with this instead oh so many flies what the [ __ ] was that i can barely kill this guy okay my damage is actually kind of trash it looks like this is gonna be fine but it wasn't nice oh dates yes if you already loose i don't oh my god okay let's until we get ability to kill this guy and less than like [ __ ] it doesn't take two years to kill us [ __ ] three damage nice i can just literally do this epic two damage nice what the [ __ ] did i get that all right pickaxe epic there we go now now we can kill him super shot i've been kept let's go don't do the trick nice there's another actually dying i said nice doesn't die [ __ ] there we go there we go nice how tanky is this guy of course if i die i lose now if i die now i lose that's fine jax i can't believe i'm this week it's [ __ ] vegas holy [ __ ] do nice nice okay yes isn't there a close by you see yes okay okay uh the outer spin for now uh no i gotta rig it harder salvation should river to kill him hello okay there's nowhere to go nice this should be fine so this carry clap okay might allow us to get close good item there we go oh my god dude this is the biggest salvation i've ever seen okay what this [ __ ] is garbage what okay where do i go now exactly no this is fine yes there we go okay that's him dad sure [Music] so okay oh my god he got pulled okay i'm done okay i really have to do it again oh my god okay dude i've never i'm not used to fighting these bosses with [ __ ] items man yikes we got c-section epic this is like nothing right this is like this is gonna do nothing this is garbage you need more synergies for this what brimstone though okay our damage is different now it seems yeah okay or damage this should be fine [ __ ] holy [ __ ] decent build so far okay this should be fine and that i would i need more money i mean i need more newer speed there we go all right this is going better than last time we actually have damage now so that's fine oh portugal brimstone is not too bad hey the stacks nice [ __ ] hitboxes on those flames man what okay that's better that is better you need money to win this run here h confused tamroy thank you for the best man put us up for some i'll take that though thank you guys let's go twist this pair clap i still managed to get [ __ ] hit this is what i'm used to when i'm gonna fight mega station you know this is what it usually looks like there we go a bookstore how convenient oh nice i have one key [Music] let's go [Music] let's go let's go i think it's pretty good that's pretty nice so we get more items so the game gets easier basically that's what's happening [Music] i thought you would lose items as you go forward to like compensate for the fact that the game gets pissed easy but i guess not all right you're deciding someone yeah just got off work is this a game mode mod or something this is the challenge this is a challenge quote unquote what do they lose though oh the reds i thought they were all okay oh craw space for swiss ball key pieces one two okay you lose one heart container on ascension you blind maggot thanks there's one container back and a bomb wish i could have done the chest floor oh i could have done that okay now enough for next time next time let's do the stress for make it easy and have more items no way you lose this i i don't even know how the game how the thing works i guess i'll lose booster break and then brimstone but even then i should be fine because i have twisted pair and [ __ ] should be totally fine [ __ ] [ __ ] you yeah we can take our bongos okay they got pulled on me morons feminine gentleman end of the work week facts thank you for the best faster yeah brimstone is going next it seems like we got because the satanic bible like i don't think it's gonna go wrong this should be fine let's go we can fast fire quad shot i think we're good watch this then poop [ __ ] okay epic time to leave pogba this challenge should be easy enough i thought surely just clear rooms to get the blackhearts we lose the chili pepper for the shops too cool i guess not anyways money you joker uh sure plus two black cards for three i guess flight two nice that's cool good trade we live in a society well the fool card is going to be really useful here now isn't it on the final four i can just full card and win let's go good boy no i don't think i will actually okay nice epic thank you rig guess once you make a satin this game is pretty easy [Music] slow things down a bit thank you for the sub quick member for lars this would be easy poop and i will lose some maggie i think cool uh that's bad yikes another flight i should have taken it okay you know what bolts just giving this tool lots at this point i'm done oh membership what's this nice wow i already had that oops i guess it's just a free challenge i still don't know what ultra hard it is i kind of want to point it out i have no idea copy goodbye let's try it waste at least you get to keep the items he finds us whatever you find will still stay so it's like whatever it's really that big of a deal i want some charges there we go everyone's like oh hyping up ultra hard so you know curious oh damage look at that look guys look any motors go to heart is pure pain is like worse than like tainted lazarus or surely it could be yes it is damn can someone explain to me or do i should just wait until i get it get there [Music] so i think i think you're pretty close to doing it honestly oh we got danger look at that uh well they have eucharist so let's take that i guess back anyways next still strong speed nice oh we're on floor one now aren't we oh yes it's literally we're done it's gonna find the start the beginning should be over here somewhere there we go got it less bleeds more pokemans and then ultra hard [Music] let's go this is the goalless ice hack okay wait what okay he can't break [ __ ] yes okay everything plus boss not today i think we just died okay oh nice i'll break that next this isn't too bad got damaged up too this is pokemons the challenge is called pokemons i don't know what it's about exactly but it seems pretty standard they want another's wants one card this might be good oh look at that good to have for later this is pretty good so you get the pokemon item and you don't get item rooms that's a challenge just like all the rest of really and you get charm tears i guess nice this guy's good it keeps recharging sometimes i wonder why when the guy you first die it recharges okay so you just want to have like an army i guess see if we can find a bomb and go to the sacrum yeah the brimstone guy is really strong the guy with the laces he's like a truck can i just get i'm gonna have to take a damage release this heart terrorist class is just so [ __ ] good do i just i want to buy it first buy terry cloth first and then use type 2 diamonds on top of that right that would be that better now [Music] character doesn't work with two diamonds okay my mercers just use it then i might as well just use it to get the item because the item is good as [ __ ] i wonder why they changed that because i'm pretty sure that used to be a thing but come on you know i used the other day and it didn't work i'm like nine percent sure that it doesn't work i would have remembered voice when i got some bombs dude we can do angel i have so many sword hearts so this is too angel nervous for a reason yeah like you could root for your molly that's kind of that's kind of broken not gonna lie that's kind of broken holy [ __ ] this is insane what the [ __ ] busted dude the red guy just doesn't die because he has two lives of it every time nice the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh we got a [ __ ] we got a eye we got a [ __ ] eye holy [ __ ] that's insane that's insane we got one of the [ __ ] ice oh my god he's just one-shotting them oh there's a spider i i don't see where the enemies are anymore yeah actual molest let's see the six oh we got that guy too this is just chaotic as [ __ ] what if we got a monk like a like a holy like a cathedral monk with this that'll be epic car battery i would give a liver for that right now i need that innocent angel let's go oh my god any doubters oh yeah yeah that's pretty good that's pretty good oh my lord there's no coins to really find here i guess i'll just have to cope with not getting the car battery it's like what the [ __ ] am i gonna do a second i already got the thing what do you want me to do the sacrifice room for what the hell oh no i'm just gonna touch that let's go shoot lasers sick it's crazy [Music] this on the curse anyways yep morons a fly fly again okay five coins for a fly a suicide leech nice [Music] okay we got one night for gabby wake up oh my god okay all right well with something it's something too hard containers and it's all hard that's not bad jesse thank you for the primer i do actually want that yes i died but it was kind of annoying anyways thanks oh my god oh don't you flip yikes flames [ __ ] him up hmm yeah i think i will actually did take damage from that okay okay [Music] are you going to stream silk song when it comes out in the next decade yeah when it comes out in 2035 i'm probably gonna stream it i think i think he's never coming out based i don't need that holy [ __ ] got him boys wait what's alive oh this sucker eight oh my god we can reach i'll be able to been here never mind did you get a copy of the game from dreams capper dreams who his dreams next ps4 game creator his name is actually dreams oh my god yeah [ __ ] the pokemon this is just this instead let's use this and stuff still normal runs i got magic skin though who cares it's a good normal run it's a good one though it could be a good one though cool secret let's go ah it's no longer a normal run i'll check this on security and then we'll take this boom let's go finally i finally found it finally i found it let's go normal run not i think so oh my god okay let's see what happens let's see what happens let's try this no this is small no they can't do it here [ __ ] i don't have keys jacks i didn't seem to be doing anything so far but whatever it's 14 let's go what well magician is going to be useless so i'll just keep this maybe it's good who knows i just hold it up and nothing happens what the [ __ ] yeah actually actually usually like them our key based i think he want uh which one do we take boys oh so this has chili pepper on it beside you oh my god megaforce what the [ __ ] oh my god team trainer good what filthy friends okay let's go labyrinth big blue farts hmm oh my god i turn into [ __ ] samson dude big angry modeling say yeah anyways samson whenever i take damage i turn into i i go berserk last week what when a pickup okay team hasn't been like insane so far but it's like it's weird here we go what look okay wait we have to do more oh it's ice ax [ __ ] i love that when i pick up items everything gets turned into bombs what the hell that's weird when i pick thing what the hell no actually we built more procs [ __ ] it i mean if you say oh my god my damage what the hell i just i don't know what those items did but let's see what happens now the enemies go through what did you turn into bumps is getting ptosis oh that's pretty good with sword based nothing happens now goodbye okay [Music] [Music] short key now we're doing ultra hard it's time [Music] you get every curse what is that you just hit every curse [Music] [ __ ] damage based well they're all champions yeah well suck it out there's some champions drop resources so it all works to my advantage in the end well aiming with this is really annoying what could it be okay i'm gonna r i'll already only get non-dog [ __ ] oh that's so that's nice let's go we've got a book room i got booger tears that's fine people say this is harder than they tainted lazarus what's wrong with you it's just it's just elites like hello [Music] no there's no timer on me oh no that's not good what's the key though [Music] huh okay north pickups no hard pickups wait did you see no heart pickups that's fine i got hurts that's fine i didn't take double damage because it wasn't an elite that's an elite that turns into non-elites [Music] you don't take double damage just elites do double damage but when that little splits it's not no longer okay oh there's something about the boss right next okay let's go health health for damage that's totally fine hmm at artist run i got bad items this is an r was an r it was the first floor so okay well doing that it's gonna be impossible because i don't have uh oh he lived okay and there's something better than that there we go garbage oh we got mace of course i wanted to check out the item nice this one requires a bit of boring i think since we can actually get items i'm going to orbit that's actually nah it's for pills are good now that's actually yeah that's fine what are we gonna look from this i can't barely kill one of them so no hard pickups and you're blind than all this [ __ ] i hate that forcefield [ __ ] there we go [Music] but i wouldn't say this is worse than mass lazarus is worse than this this might be more difficult but lazarus is worse no i wouldn't say it more difficult i don't know the full extent of the challenge yet maybe but doesn't seem too bad although i had no choice let's get hit there's nothing in oh you can't get hard oh you literally can't okay they can't they can't like get chosen to be the reward but you don't get to pick them up i see now i can't do cursed rooms that's just aids that might help i'll take the item i guess yeah after the mega satan that's fine so i guess the values are bad you want to get angels instead uh you can't get manny because it's xl it's bad will be fun if you started with the d6 in this challenge because like okay you can't kill the lyrium well if i have this if i have this option between killings make it safe and deliver delirium i'm gonna go for mega saving i think that's not gonna go for that it's blind anyway but the thing is that you can you can re-roll key pieces so it does have some uses if there is an item in the game that's completely useless no you can't you actually can't get key pieces because you have the key already that's good i'll take that tremendous it's going to help the game go a bit faster a little bit you're gonna be so close to that holy [ __ ] yikes okay r if i lose double l i'm gonna r next that's good wafer it's not the wafer thing wow plus gonna help at all again i guess like that's nice this thing is a delete that splits into two normals that's why that's that's where the thing happened earlier oh okay now we have definitely want to finish this we'll do this one that's a very good drink now we're just gonna keep maintaining double chance i guess so we got good pills now when we got yeah a refreshing protector i think that gives you a shield when you get hit or something good yeah they get a chance to get a shield i think which is nice cancer would be better because you also get sword hearts than when you take it but whatever oh my god it might still happen but now it's unlikely as [ __ ] okay well that's not really gonna help me much but whatever i might still get a full hill somewhere cool so money holy [ __ ] it's really good one of the better trinkets i think this guy's got to die here of course i'm seeing that shrinkage i'm drinking just in case there's the boss okay now this look it didn't look just a chance what the [ __ ] i think maybe something only the next boss perhaps i want to find the shop but i have no idea where i am got them where's the there's no shop either way there's no there's no curse that room shops but is that part of the challenge that you don't get chops well there it is ah very nice tarot cloth it's just on the boss i guess i can just shoot the group and see what happens first okay still got it nice that's good now we're just going to maintain the chance throughout the next floor and we should be fine good [ __ ] 68. he's gone there we go nice i guess [Music] foreign [Music] all right this is this is that there's no hardships at all whatsoever then it's really scuffed so region is really good here i guess and having this athenic bible was actually way better than i thought it would be i just didn't realize it at the time hold a [ __ ] up thank you i'm just weak vampire thing is the wind yeah yeah anything it just heals i guess [Music] uh eight coins i don't really need like anything really it's just it's there if i can get 15 item i'll do that one more worm or is there school oh there was an invisible oh my god i didn't see that [Music] holy [ __ ] [Music] all right okay back here i guess holy [ __ ] okay i don't know where i am now having mace and lost in excel at the same time was pretty scuffed it's here all right i should have saved death for this i didn't know where to go there that was the [ __ ] mean room nope that's where i need to death okay let's drink some more then curse nope all right this is like i'm pretty likely to spawn next to an item or a curse room even in excel it's pretty nice all right okay [ __ ] off i lost my devil chance because the bomb bounced on me there we go but now i know what i'm like getting into here so it's it should be a bit easier to like work around i suppose this does a little bit soul hearts but they're just like it doesn't give anything yes you tainted the game there's no point in that this the challenge is fine especially when swan next to the planetarium when that happens you're really good depending oh you might get some garbage but you know maybe you don't you know cursors are not cushions are not worth what are you talking about what are you talking about man i didn't see the spider okay i'm gonna check the planetarium if it's terra i'm gonna go over it with it if not i'm just gonna no nuts well there could be something else good but yeah nothing hey malbino i see you're enjoying the easiest challenge but one more darkest dungeon i want to see more maul no i can't be simply not going to go through this for the [ __ ] room i only lost my double chance but it just means i got a rig to start a bit more than usual i don't think it i think this is going to take me longer than last year's like really it should be fine hairstyle is nice but it will be such a long shot in this challenge you need something good immediately like if i can go in here and get like a book bookshelf booker miss good too i would argue book room is almost better because you can get like healing items in there essentially big battery too oh we just he just burrowed through the [ __ ] thing a key if i can just get that key item uh pick up like that oh my god dude what right for my tears man okay you know i don't care about it i'm not i'm just gonna [ __ ] this room they just burrowed through my bum man i didn't think they would do that you should just stand still in there until like you um i could abuse that and get them like immortal but but nice do you not get devil or angel deals either like i have been sent there once that's fine actually you know what i'll take it milk is nice regret what thank you for the ethio [Music] wow wow dude you know i can actually kind of hold my ground with the sight on there i think yikes oh you want to do it again you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god [ __ ] off just die these guys are tanky as well got that all right yeah we got some we got something in there something hey man massive fan just want to say that i love your content and feel happy that i see it in my subfield have a good stream thank you mace thank you vidal ganoma where the [ __ ] i am i went here right yeah this was this is where i started this is where i started where's my other item man what the hell and i gotta kill the most boring boss in the game thank you i'm getting this guy on floor one where you have to spend like two years killing him his pain that's that's what pain is that's actually pain he gets tripped hello mr streamer man thank you for providing us with good content yes smile thank you for the sub large boy where's my item here man oh oh you ask and you shall receive no oh triple bullet what that's rigged yikes what this okay this guy's fine it takes forever to kill last time this is faster to just do this i don't know what's more more to about dps expand this or seems like spamming is faster i never get a rare coin when i do that ever that's your stuff i'll take it i got a heart cool only the dead have seen the end of war wait taste the toast thank you what's up man hello from france your videos are awesome hello you hear the 90s thank you all of the most aids room i've ever seen that didn't take long thank you floor too holy [ __ ] thank you what the [ __ ] dude over here oh my god die there we go thanks oh okay nice knife oh die [ __ ] nice [ __ ] spiders dude nope yeah everything about the mushroom idiot i'm getting garbage i think i'm an artist just based on the fact that i'm getting trash let's bump some mushrooms see what happens how's this egg bombs if i'm not even spawning spiders with them what the hell the [ __ ] that's an r literally the only thing the worst pill i could take one more item for spider baby as if spider baby makes any difference whatsoever as this spider baby makes any difference any oh nothing wow okay i don't care oh there we go okay yeah i can live with that i can i can maybe live with it so also don't lose my [ __ ] devil just again nice [Music] [Music] i can only kill these guys no problem how about you come over here and reveal maybe a secret room for me or something there we go you wanna you wanna die did i do a new bet hold up no i didn't okay okay two bumps not bad this is so nice i actually have damage now holy [ __ ] that's not separate no because it's next to item it's oh my god the amount of bullets there we go kill the bomba that's the key oh the poop let's go there you are what's this okay all right rainbow tears with like uh yeah i could take that not bad [ __ ] gun [Music] okay excel still managed to find super secret by the way big this is doubter heaven i think now i have a lot of chance at least oh we get the dog [ __ ] item that's great holy [ __ ] that went far what could it be oh my what the [ __ ] what the hell okay that's that's that's fair that's fair that's where [ __ ] that was that was actually so it was all going so well and that [ __ ] happens like what the [ __ ] it was done help die holy [ __ ] what's this oh my god dude really holy [ __ ] this is what's in this one okay this is mediocre as [ __ ] just get the now all right fine uh i was totally okay with dying there but fine well i mean if hearts don't drop then why keep hearts i mean there's there are some things that can heal you but like i think right now the best thing to do is just get rid of those and get solars instead then i can keep the yeah foreign never okay items let's go okay that could be good if we bring into a secret room if i can find a secret room i mean i doubt it but i'm just too good at the game i have intuition that's what it's called boys what's going on cry about it just cry about it we're gonna get startups and they're gonna stay they're gonna [ __ ] stay boys they are here their startups are here to [ __ ] stay okay not taking pills [ __ ] pills see their bill is broken now [ __ ] bill is like sucking ass here now look at this my range and everything is just like [ __ ] pumping right now now my damage what's up my shot speed is insane by the way and my range oh my god really okay bffs by the way okay let's do boss oh my god it was only half heart though oh [ __ ] oh my god goodbye devil room gets hp up on the heel nice nice nice nice nice okay let's go next nice judgment per there's a real the devil to reroll the key by the way to rear the key dude this is so great i got a [ __ ] person before like my engine deal let's [ __ ] go boys per throw they're just getting just they're just getting destroyed they're just getting destroyed oh my god more like ultra easy am i right can they get like a modifier that's like increases my kick can you can't get soy milk as a modifier right okay there we go there we go plus some tears up we got 550 now and we need to get can you get poly poly like the amugus with this does that happen okay i have another buddy with bffs polyfamous yeah that's so milk and the movies aren't in the billboard okay that's fine we can still get items that do similar things that's that's fine i think you roll through most of it now but uh this is still really good the thing is that the the uh we got insane range and the uh my uh uh cricket's body they inherit my range so they will go out super far when they split as you can see they're like all over the [ __ ] screen that's really good [ __ ] nice i don't know but where's the other writing room order true maybe over here i guess i'm pretty sure those guys can be elites but they aren't some reason nice secret drum confirmed no after several mental breakdowns i have succeeded in unlocking all ace cards nice good [ __ ] dude proud of you there we go i can't even have the eternal heart that's fine i'm just gonna pursue that real gamers understand understand my thought process here that's just a rock okay okay didn't expect that then again i have no idea where i am also i don't think i found the shop but let's just do the boss in the angel room it's 90 chance now so i don't think like if it doesn't happen i'm gonna be very upset i know there's two angels believers making more money than gme oh my god what the hell nice more help where are you from maggot norway holy [ __ ] angel guts oh but you can't get key he's just can we no we can't get him because he won't right okay wow whoops okay i got 10 damage now that was pretty good i guess i'll just save the rail for later to get a user or some [ __ ] it's hope this power was actually a pretty good find them bad what a room holy [ __ ] aids got them dudes oh i forgot about that [ __ ] thanks it's also delayed i didn't see it coming where the [ __ ] i am i'm so glad to get it with that that was so [ __ ] close okay oh my god where do i go lord just this way [ __ ] that thing [ __ ] those eyes man bastards nice piercing good how big is this level based the damage cop is higher now he's let's go wait for it to proc 2020 is actually a really good modifier to get now because i can't get i can't lose stats so like i will do 2020 with full damage i feel attack speed and fill everything excuse me where do i go exactly where to buddy then well this is probably somewhat correct this is triple shot it's pretty good triple damage is not bad okay holy [ __ ] those things suck man i've never had this room before i didn't even know what to expect okay how big is this [ __ ] level one more steps towards the cosplay flopper cheers so we're thankful for the sub man there we go okay okay toxic was actually perfect to get here because they're just gonna get one shot thanks let us proceed angel waste you can't really once you pick it up okay now we learned something here unfortunately this one can't be accepted oscar yikes so where the [ __ ] do you go he's so big so echo thank god man there we go thanks i'm so glad those guys didn't get to shoot those guys balls jesus christ thank you drop it you [ __ ] i want the heart curse of the lost is such a [ __ ] annoying curse it's so annoying okay nice card little arbiter it's still ultra but i don't know where to go i have no idea where to go dude where'd i go i have no idea this is new but it's not the end there we go that's better it's one way to do it [ __ ] that's done that's the hard part just takes it off the [ __ ] screen of course i go hug him like a [ __ ] okay i can actually see my hearts nice alright that's the only convenient thing to get here oh come on wait wait i got lost i got mazed it's [ __ ] over i don't know where satan is now this is left here maybe okay good let's just do it then [ __ ] it it should be good we don't have many hearts but we do got damaged oh i actually had reaction time almost stopped in the shots oh there we go party for part two not party part two oh my god this is not gonna get like sick okay five times this is the worst attack though i always get it here i always get it here [ __ ] this attack where do i go please never do that again where the [ __ ] do i go it's looking bad so far oh [ __ ] okay got him got him ultra hard didn't take that long not that long not like that's fine samson feels healthy okay oh my god nine percent someone's getting rich holy [ __ ] one two we need four challenges more and we're done uh we are dude we feel like i'm like uh 15 achievements away 15 achievements away 15 and we got everything that's uh that's really good that's crazy what how you get that one you're getting that god yeah we were very close very close i think i need to do all the challenges and then i have to like uh find all the items in the game pong is piece easy let's do it let's do it then oh it's this i haven't already done this one 100 damage again really we got 100 damage that's like we got bouncing tears in this it's like dog easy nice garbage i wanna i wanna find some funny item in here or this that's that's fine too some sword large is always nice to have yeah that's a challenge okay nice what i couldn't i can't attack oh my god but textbook really is that [ __ ] no 0.2 tiers can you you probably can't change that right oh it bounces often that's genius there we go [Music] okay i wonder where the secret is i cannot put out fires this is not gonna happen [Music] there we go nice oh [ __ ] there we go oh [ __ ] now i can do this hmm thank you pretty good find shot speed why man every time at least they didn't get tears down oh suck trying to shoot thank you uh two more options is useless here but this one it gives some nice stuff it may perhaps other secrets cannot be there that's sad there we go really okay well there's actually many places this blick this will be could have a super secret like here for example now the secret room is about this i'm going to be happy genius bomb the best range up let's go my god dude what do they bounce it's supposed to be it's supposed to be okay piercing man oh my god there we go i have to wait longer wait no no got him okay ping pong range again nice you got mad range yes i got these now that's nice okay there we go nice this is like a it's not a hard challenge it just takes forever miss one shot and it's like it's over pb gone oh smooth high score oh what yeah okay nice one tremendous oh why not best combo in the game yeah i'll be pretty good sure would oh this lets me one shot mom epic let's see if i can find a shop though a little wine are you winning i think so oh man they're supposed to be piercing but they're not they're not piercing they bounce off sometimes it appears sometimes they don't it's really weird well nothing of value in here i guess dark even thank you for the primer let's just go through the shopkin over there to the boston got them so pandora's box was a good one caves too we're just in caves too would you do an on-demand cosplay no i think i will okay it [ __ ] bounced the wrong way there we go cheddar again i can bring that with me our goal is to bluebird so bringing this chest will be funny i think i'll drop this drink it now nice 17 more chance are we in caves too we are i'm not allowed to get i'm not allowed to get higher and higher fire rate is not allowed apparently i'm heart stuck there we go bookstore though library okay definitely gonna get told me cards uh i'll get that i guess oh that's perfect thank you wasn't the one it's like this challenge 100 damage yeah there was one but it's like yeah i think in that one you had more attack speed or something and uh it's like slightly more like basically nothing more but a little bit more that's perfect uh sorry for mad do we need that i want to bring jerry instead i can just teleport every room basically yeah look at that they're homing i solved the puzzle the challenge it's sold now [Music] oh i wasted it [ __ ] well i'll need it for the last 2 years better joke yep oh my god look worm hook any doubters are there any damage left that's pretty good no there's gonna be a lot of uh wisps i think i only shoot once epic oh boy oh uh yes more keys thank you look at that double shot [ __ ] it oh my god we got five keys that's probably enough let's see what we get i need more look at that [ __ ] oh my god i guess like i actually actually sacrifice heart for that i do be having some left over another one wait hold i could before i open it i want to see if i can get a golden key i can zero the big chest and get two of it just saying justice foreign nice might come in handy i guess no i won't i won't charge [ __ ] that i don't have enough keys unfortunately to open this thing i think i can do the cursor and see what we get but i also don't think i'll have enough keys to open the um but just right there man oh my god yeah definitely going cursed room i have dogs for it definitely checking that out nice well those flies are gonna hit like trucks so that's worth i guess they aren't never mind let's just open the big one they are 200 damage flies for some reason i don't know why i think i think uh the flyers take my uh items into calculation maybe not my damage or something [Music] i wasn't not even worth zeroing at this point not really worth jarring i'm saying here we go angel again nice oh that is going to make things a bit easier yeah i think it is my pawn game just improved boys there's actually one time that's actually useful holy [ __ ] look at this waste did you beat ultra hard yeah i took me like it took me a bit i'll admit took me a while holy [ __ ] a prisoner has never shined this right in my runs before holy [ __ ] it's slapping right now give me card reading give me a bridge thank you bye nope nice waist all right did you get the daily run the knocks you need them for that guard no i haven't and the other part of the key what about it what about the hello yeah i don't need to though but like if i get it i'll take it i guess i had no reason to take i mean i guess yeah more ancient tense that's a good reason i suppose there we go just the bosses [Music] this is [Music] silence affection is probably good now what is this for it's also been good spawn spiders [Music] i like science affection more than the spider garbage and the spiders don't aren't based on my damage that's the thing no they aren't you have you seen my flies they don't even kill anything [Music] that's just a waste of time there's no point i mean i could do it just for fun but like i just want to finish the challenge like i also think the uh the sinus would probably wouldn't do my damage protect i have a suspicion it wouldn't that's the thing goodbye red oh blue yikes sticky oh okay yes oh there's two [ __ ] go [ __ ] damn my [ __ ] wisps man we're the boss at there we go there we go wait until it's above me let me go in like now there we go timing is important boys what can i say no you know the more that wait what was that you know the mall that makes you your person obama what the hell is that there we go [Music] all right there we go what [ __ ] trash what actually i went into the [ __ ] garbage can i got this [ __ ] god what a [ __ ] damn actual garbage actual trash wow [Music] my god him pong is over greed's gullet has appeared in the basement so what i have left now hope potato can't trip then one more that's all the that's all the the things okay that we need and then we gotta do the dailies which is gonna take a couple of days and then i think we're done you have crack trolling unlocked yeah i do crack around this paste oh we also have yeah i mean this one is you can see the line there it's it's done we found tm trainer in the run today it was pretty good how the [ __ ] do you not have peaker unlocked i don't know what to do to get it oh yeah the aces i need the ace cards i don't tell that either marbles yeah i don't know man it's five gold pills in one run yeah i don't know how the [ __ ] am i supposed to do that i basically to get that i need to like do a broken echo chamber garbage something like that and then d1 like uh d1 a uh a gold pill over and over i can probably break that into existence for a golden pill yeah but i think it's gonna be for today it's been about six hours uh it's midnight here and i'm gonna you know hit the hay yeah just d20 grid mode and you can pretty much do anything in the game like any any unlock that i need like if i need to pick up an item or do something specific and i run like it literally just you know uh break the game so it should be fine anyways yeah it was fun i'll see you on sunday tomorrow i'm gonna be preparing for the yeah by the way sunday is the cooking stream that was the 100 1 000 sub goal so i'm setting up that tomorrow i'm going to go buy the ingredients i'm going to go buy a aux extender for my formula like the the mic that i'm going to bring with me because i'm not going to be using this mic i'm going to be over in the kitchen and um yeah that's that's going to be tomorrow i look forward to that no not tomorrow no no no sunday sunday sunday tomorrow i'm gonna i'm gonna buy the things on sunday we're gonna do it so yeah have a good one boys see you tomorrow sunday see you i shouldn't i should i brainwrote love you all take care bye bye enjoy your week and see ya

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Published: Sun Aug 22 2021