Challenge Wednesday

[Music] where have you been [Music] where have i been [Music] [Music] revealing [Music] i'm [Music] [Music] my place too high [Music] [Music] [Music] there's nothing inside [Music] good morning [Music] good morning [Music] how are you doing today [Music] i'm done thank you for the wait i'm gonna open the thing hold up ah [Music] my thing so i can read what people are sending at me dogo toggles thank you for the tier one in four months in a row i appreciate it we're going to play some isak today and uh it is a funny game that i've been playing and wasting half my life on for the past half year uh listen some challenges i think uh beans funny parts stash gaming wait i can't [ __ ] i only have bombs okay i only have bombs ports 20 parts okay epic yeah let's go i got now we don't need the bean [ __ ] the bean we're gonna use bombs i'm gonna bring this [ __ ] there we go on a free bomb back yeah let's go i changed the sound effect for the bombs i hope you like it well i can't even go in there let's blow up this i can't kill it [ __ ] i need the bean actually this is gonna cost so many bumps can i open a secret please i need you all to come here okay and we gotta be efficient we gotta be efficient come over here thank you for ten dollars let's go hope you're feeling well glad to see you having a healthy sleep schedule and going to sleep at 1am thanks man oh we get the bomb i like new bomb sound it's nice oh my god we got jump with this [ __ ] i mean [ __ ] i'll use this until i yeah i'll use this a bit 13 months going strong based snoop is gone thank you for the bits um oh i could take damage and just fart on them but i have so many bumps so boom okay you know what all right where's the secret man give it to me hello hello uh yes i'm gonna need a couple of these okay because uh we're gonna be uh using a heart to get the secret item in the first level do you want to do a bet i'm gonna do the best before i actually use it though also we have new emotes in the emotes we have a uh we have albus drunk and they have uh albi balls and i'll be nut and i'll be run beautifully and also i'll be pet if you want to pet my hairline then you can do that too in the chat i have actually like uh six more slots remotes i just i've been streaming for like half a year and growing a lot and i just like i i didn't i haven't looked at the emote page for like half a year and i was like oh [ __ ] i have some stuff i'll just put it on but yeah i think i'll uh look more closely on the emote suggestions suggest suggestions on the um discord server and implement some of those i'm not gonna add floor play modes okay i like flopper i know we all love lapa but maybe maybe one flopper maybe one i don't know it seems like the gimmick by the way it seems like a gimmick that on all of these early challenges it's just like how can i make this really interesting and not like make it let the character shoot bullets that's like that's all the challenges we're doing this okay there we go oh it's possible on every floor cool i get a chest let's uh charge this and do one more we can do two hearts we can do away with two hearts that's fine i think i will watch all of this if i rip a bomb here yeah okay i didn't epic oh hello free so hard [Music] this seems good i guess yeah yeah i can fly too rear secret room lack of cards is nice do you only have a challenge left yeah more or less i also have to pick up the items that i found if i wanted to get that guard i need to pick up the items like you can't just like unlock them you gotta pick oh money you gotta pick him up too so yeah we gotta do that at some point i i if i can recharge the magic skin i will but i don't sure oh no no no no yeah you're not gonna get my charge you [ __ ] [ __ ] bastards and a tinted rocks and it burns i gotta think careful where i use this bomb because i have i think i have both secrets maybe not i think i do i have to i have both i got two coins from this list that's that's good one more dream clear is one more foreskin which is nice so that's that's gonna be the boss which is this [ __ ] wow one more foreskin and then we can go pick up the bean i mean do i need i don't think i necessarily need to use the bean but it would be nice to have some offense i think some office would be nice i use item that's tremendous okay you know what we're just gonna go with the skin we're just gonna go with the skin i'm gonna get some items and you can't stop me i'm gonna throw the run i'm gonna get something good all right i'm just gonna go with this just in case we'll uh we'll give we'll use this just in case there we go no i'm not gonna take the book no book we're just gonna get broken hearts what's this how'd i open this hello how do you open the chest you need keys i guess you need keys it's still there okay it didn't go away at least oh yes i'm gonna break this i'm gonna luckily didn't get more spiders oh hearts phantom failure thank you for the prime man i'm just gonna check for a secret there this [ __ ] hit his heart man [ __ ] all right i was hoping for a health container but that's fine use cube of meat oh i can do that yeah that's actually a decent item now i can just kill him with that that's fine this guy shoots bullets though but i can block it with the meat easy game perfect timing give me your best oh it's blind oh hello that's nice well it will fuel my uh my thing you know oh yikes oh yikes i gotta get keys though i i don't have any well i can't actually bomb my way in here i can bike and bomb this there we go i can buy a key i can buy this too oh hello the sun two of hearts firefight yes thank you the devil sun emperor i'll keep the sun the sauce i forget what it does but whatever let's get a key also if i have money for it i'll get the battery yes all right let's go boys what what dinner in the [ __ ] secret room how well this is probably good i can get the minion now so it's fine no i can't because i have the [ __ ] cue meet does this count as a minion you're [ __ ] kidding me that's not gonna one one my one good thing kill me use padlock for free keys oh [ __ ] damn oh man they've they'll binge it to [ __ ] me up but will it will i only spawn that now or yes aren't you supposed to get like a choice i got a boneheart epic i got to curse the blinds the [ __ ] devil is eater is like oh oh it it like switches between okay that makes sense that's how it works all right i see now lost okay that's not blind so that's fine it's one extra one for each one placed that's [ __ ] sick let's get that i should like [ __ ] a good drink is for this challenge i guess oh oh it doesn't kill him fast enough yikes but i have to get lost on like every [ __ ] floor man [Music] [Music] okay now we got this rune bag this meat cube sucks i've really gotten one two three four five six secret items it doesn't feel like i have but okay oh my all right good thing about to finish them off oh yikes okay i'll just do this where's the sharp no not my charge you don't get much [ __ ] you don't get to do that oh it's all over let's do the boss with that epic happy one year also what is that poop smear on your lip oh i can get the the poop smear on my lip um i was a bit unlucky this morning when i took my morning [ __ ] it was really strong and just propelled me to the ceiling and i got most of the stains away but the one on my lip just wouldn't leave me alone man where the um hold up there we are now i can afford something i [ __ ] and farted oh [ __ ] no i misclicked i misclicked i was gonna pick up the controller dude i was going i wasn't gonna click that i'm [ __ ] done okay i guess the doctors i didn't even mean to do it that was the dumbest [ __ ] [ __ ] i actually misclicked i was just picking up the controller and it hit l1 god all right i'll probably make this thing easier oh [ __ ] coins health why the [ __ ] would i get that that's all stupid that's such a dumb item why would why would you ever get that it's actually so bad he dies right yeah thank you why am i getting so many i'm getting so many rare [ __ ] things man what the hell uh i'll see if i can reroll it if i can reel it i will do that there might there's like very there's a very like small chance for it but maybe it might happen i guess and i don't i don't even have to use bombs now like i don't think yeah i don't have to do anything i can just go up and fart like they all die you're dead wine boom to seal the deal look at that uh but probably won't be able to rule it unless i guess why am i always getting this [ __ ] can you like stand still please thank you him well i guess that's part of the challenge you want to have like a you get this so that you have a chance i suppose why not where are you cosplaying as a sex offender that's not even fair dude i don't think i am let's just waste some hearts because i can i want the chest yes i have like two more hearts three more hearts this is fine unless this [ __ ] hits me i gotta get more though yex what about down here though could use that last round but okay give me that heart me this chest does the confessional give anything now that i don't have like any broken hearts is there any way to like reason to use it i think it's only it's like it's like so situational it's like so you know super situational like what the [ __ ] why would anyone get that i'll give me that [Music] [ __ ] this game is [ __ ] me up wait can i get some of these schools maybe no oh hello pogue oh [ __ ] wait i gotta i gotta be careful here i'm probably gonna die now [ __ ] this is good no i have shackles i have cycles don't worry about it this is like a pandemic farts oh my god stop hey here we go if i had like one more heart now dude i could i do though i might get sent to the angel room or devil i don't know let's try this this could possibly this could work this could work chat look at this oh no i've already been there though i've already been there why would i do that i've already been there i know that out into the trash look oh dude but if i didn't open the chest i get set to a devil room it would have been an angel room no chad listen if that was if i did not open a chest beforehand that would have been an angel room because if only if you step on the spike before generating the room and get sent through that it will be angel but i was already i've already been there because i'm [ __ ] i'm just so used to getting to any engineer and do that because i shut up wow dude i'm gonna get a d100 and reel this garbage mega farts what's this okay i have aid oh thank you it doesn't go to okay wow that's the x thank you though see yourself yo oh hello yeah i'm gonna get that of course female oh only oh okay it's a pretty good horse here but nice oh the arrow was pointing here so surely this is the secret oh my god it actually worked yikes dude oh [ __ ] hello how many bombs is this going to take man oh my god break it didn't proc once by the way 50 chance 50 percent what do you have against females oh they instantly died what the [ __ ] wow oh tears up let's go i get that on the run but it doesn't [ __ ] matter that's great oh it's proc holy [ __ ] like i don't have a key for the shop now though that's actually a problem oh we got him oh we got a key hello la boo oh my god oh my god uh you know i think uh maybe uh maybe we bring that instead of this garbage and let's take a backup bomb let's go we don't need we don't need the bean [ __ ] that [ __ ] this this game is too rigged we don't need it can you stop jumping thank you you can do a jump don't jump okay [ __ ] her you jump okay this guy sucks he's gonna jump now right oh my god dude [ __ ] you thanks [ __ ] [ __ ] game actually more on game why did i have i okay okay getting sent to i didn't think okay i was under the assumption okay that being sent with a chest or a joker card to a devil room didn't [ __ ] up your chances but here we are with no chance for this okay you have to die now epic time to shut up okay dude well i got the key so i think this key goes for the shop good morning elena how's the stream going so far yeah it's uh you know got him boys got him got them got him that yeah let's go just in here hold up more on game full speed though doesn't actually kill them i'm done it's over [Music] hello my beloved oh trapped hello oh i was good oh [ __ ] oh my god a baby stop stop we got flies now though we're good we're good [Music] this is the beach challenge but i just like every time i just refuse to take with me the [ __ ] item that will actually help me the damage thank you okay okay that's great not a steam sale no why would you what would you why would we need that time to die old man okay thank you anyways hello go fly do the thing thank you nice my damage actually matters now because i have a well the counterfeit pen it works on this holy [ __ ] that's so much money dude oh my god country's penny on a golden coin you get [ __ ] rich pump it [Music] does the beggar give you upgrades does he actually do that okay uh if you say so although you did this went down oh [ __ ] that was quick [Music] that was fast we got the rocket scat rockets still managed to miss by the way hitting these guys is hard man oh [ __ ] look at that too what do we have here let's get heartbreak i mean yeah let's just get that and then get that to get one heart epic i'm a genius i'm just too smart uh let's see if there's something more here i can get this chest it's gonna cost me two bombs but uh honestly ever honestly dude ever i got two months back and i got a key so i i i gained nothing that's great thank you um we could have one more key yeah we can do that remember to kill yourself with the rocket bombs yeah i'll do that you don't even have to say it i will do it oh we got a boss room okay get him baby okay he got him oh [ __ ] that was easy [Music] surely what's this can it comes to i want to kill mom with uh lubumba honestly i can't do that there we go i don't even have to use once really look at this can this [ __ ] oh my god of course it got why is this uh fly so or like yeah the flies are so bad they waited like two years to do anything do something fly there we go thank you [ __ ] [ __ ] okay where's the garbage kill him actual trash i'm rich got him all right now i gotta find well super secrets probably up here right like oh flies my favorite thing secretary was not down here i checked that which is yeah i don't think i checked left here there we go more money oh whoops got him got him got him let me get some hearts some boom boom boom back i kind of need that i are a fan yeah i want that of course dude and this garbage but i don't even need it oh okay let's get some funny tears up such a good fly go fly go free devil free devil is full what i mean if we get one yeah i guess i could do that and then go back and get the la bombo but i mean i have heart so i don't really care if it's a good item i'm gonna buy it anyways but yeah i guess i guess you have a up for once a point chats let's go just commit the obama drone strike on the boss and move on it's pretty strong we don't get it yep who's surprised who's surprised we didn't get that the devil is anyone surprised did you finish lasters yeah i did is anyone surprised speed is good though it's like actually one of the few things actually benefits from so i'm not gonna complain about that one thank you based speed and down they go almost out of la bomba what did i have like [ __ ] 39 what are you talking about do something flies please do something do one useful thing in your life there we go that works too take some damage got two back now that's 40 actually so anyways i rest my case oh nice i can't even do it okay i have to like actually yeah there we go [ __ ] this guys thanks i'll take a baggy black oh speed's so good dude got him i know i got this too [Music] okay he just does the [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] done all right do we take megablast [Music] i don't know uh we don't need either of this i mean i'm going to use my mega for the boss i've already decided that [Music] now it will be more fun to uh to make let's just do that and boom thank you cry about it i'm gonna take it [ __ ] you oh [ __ ] oh whoa cry waste waste okay but this guy didn't die what the hell let's just take can i even take damage oh yeah i can use bombs right still have that i can go in here check this out i guess i'll take it then if you insist but i could do his money i need more money oh you [ __ ] i'll stop yeah i'll take that this tower let's go tremendous this flies such garbage dude oh my god it's actually trash you don't even notice when you have when you have rotten baby you don't know this but when you when you like don't have it or when you have it then that's that's all you have then it becomes so apparent that it's actually [ __ ] garbage oh recall yeah let's see what we get would be a funny card based okay yes oh hearts but i can't get there without losing hearts that's stupid hey my first time here does this streamer read chat i wanted to give feedback on certain parts of gameplay or just ask this question once in a while and i wanted to know if it's enabled for him i yeah i do read chat like sometimes it's just like a lot of time i will be focused on the game and uh a lot of the time chat is literally just spamming among ass so like what oh it could turn into a bag i do really chat i try to but sometimes i just forget like i should be doing it but like yeah i forget a lot of the time because i'm [ __ ] he's lying don't trust him okay all right dude oh we got the boss room cool and the [ __ ] room all right time to shut up oh you [ __ ] stop nice this [ __ ] why is it [ __ ] why am i shooting sideways hello oh [ __ ] we got range let's go got him we go mod and we get the key epic [ __ ] sick item wait i went the wrong way [ __ ] [Music] oh [ __ ] beggar judgment have some money i don't need this [ __ ] more bumps good whatever this is [Music] go ahead okay i love those trinkets but not today oh is this a devil room let's go hello oh nice we got goopy i'll bring some snipers with me because the towers is [ __ ] lit with this what's this oh my god oh my god on them look at this i don't need bombs no more i don't need behind neither i can fly too now look at this keep this one okay idiot i'm just gonna get hit and you die now goodbye oh my god [ __ ] shark that's crazy now you can pick this now [Music] thanks no goodbye we got the mcdonald's can i take it can i take the mcdonald's okay i guess not maggie there we go a burnt penny cool just like bombs when you pick up money problems it's in the cards believers win though uh yes 50 50 what what the [ __ ] did you am i that bad at the game 50 50. that's that's that's the okay no i yeah that's fine all right i'm gonna get some soup so by the way um if you have like a a genuine question if you're wondering about something like in the run or the way i play or if you want to give some advice or whatever you want to you want to sack beat a little then uh tag me you solve attabinova because then i can like see it in my in my peripheral vision and um you won't get around in the sea of among us only challenges now did hermano finish everything yeah i did i every i can show you like i mean i do have to show you i can just hold on and say for the regulars so i have like really nothing to do here i could play for fun and i think the only reason to play these now is to get uh to pick up the item so i can have them unlocked in the item collection [Music] okay what did i expect i don't know [Music] but yeah at some points gonna have to go through this and um i think at all these and then i'm missing like this one here next to pyro i'm missing like this one here a couple of these this one actually missing two here right but it's like it's not that many items it's a couple it's a couple let me see i'm missing some [Music] would there be a tian them soon no would it go back to underplay at some point no are we gonna do a chess stream in the future no maybe i can tell the future but i'm not sitting here thinking to myself like dude i want to play chess like wait didn't they pay out wait what [Music] wait didn't they pay out the run i did and i made a new one wait who made that oh that's a mod probably i'm not going crazy i i think i modeled it [Music] maybe classic bullet in the future no what was this dude invincibility let's burn this rule oh drops all your hearts or pickups on the floor wait why did i start with that genius did i miss the cooking stream no i just want to check for secrets but don't worry about it oh cool hmm really i said this this one cool let's go something i'd say do the new repentance challenges versus give you some funny stuff why why save the most boring for last that's stupid there's my water 20 hours and then i think like 500 or something i love that i can't go anywhere but that's fine there's no never chance your noise nothing to be lost so many hearts i want to use some of them i want to use some of them i've decided i'm going to use some of them the sprinkler for this if it's next one might be a portal like a teleport let's see oh we need one more heart though we can manage that teleport yikes we got our though so i can maybe take that before hey scapular awesome that's great that's fantastic i love it thank you game i would have rather taken the soul art but okay i made a funny use in your image of you holding your fingers nice dude that's great is it posted somewhere or something or i can fly joint okay what a room i could doing that with the card i guess nice this this time just like this all challenges are so easy dude you're actually so easy doing okay anyways worth this is a bomb expensive level at least i can shoot in this challenge let's pick up that surely yikes hopefully after all the unlocks probably play something else i guess thanks nice looking devil yeah yes sir would you be flying let's record a secret they're basically the last look it's all playing off look at that look guys look tremendous and done okay secret room is probably it actually could be anywhere at this point it could basically anywhere but i'm just too smart for this game so so anyways oh that's a good that's a good thing to have on this run no i think it's pretty good i did it's pretty good that's not bad at all uh-huh hope that's pretty good chariot i'll take that over stars regular stars is garbage on this doesn't go anywhere yikes yikes how does this change anything of this hold up double duration drops all items alongside pickups including turret cloths do i what the [ __ ] oh whoops i love that with this too it's a messy i i'm like i can use it but only if i get a re-roll good for diplopia true no secret here she'll have to go in here i guess nice i'm not gonna take [ __ ] damage i said cat thank you for the sub man telescope yes chariot again higher fan oh let's go i'm actually a bit salty that that teres class the hierophant only drops like three hearts it should give way more than that like i don't know why that's got nerf that's actually done that's actually stupid because these things lost oh dude it's gonna you make it so much better it's like oh we got wait speaking of rerolls trap door wait oh hello keep them all right let's go two diamonds let's get some money oh don't give me 38 what the [ __ ] hiccups on the floor all right this can open the [ __ ] thing for me can't i oh but don't don't over there come over here first oh [ __ ] i picked it up oh there was something oh i didn't see that anyways why did you dance like that there we go press chariot so many cards seven damage up size up crush rocks effect last recurrent from yikes well it's better than this okay dude again i'll just use it in here oh that's a lot of stuff what the [ __ ] all my items wait what all of my items i didn't know it was that good what the [ __ ] you can re-rule your entire inventory with it that's insane i had no idea what the [ __ ] man all right well i want that i want that i don't want scapular i want this i want this these i can potentially reroll if i want to so i thought it would only drop the satellite but dude what the [ __ ] that's insane if i can do that that would be insane that would actually be like [ __ ] game breaking insane dude if i could really limit that room dude that's a combo i gotta be more aware of like going going forward okay they basically do the same thing quadruples the stat increases holy [ __ ] was insane though oh my god [Music] [Music] oh i'm rich dude uh devil stars oh that's so good two items oh it's a truce from never mind and why not didn't get it yes forgotten four damage pretty good there we go great brick okay [Music] oh i should have actually okay i made a mistake i could have spawned a bunch of pickups and then re-roll them at words i'm stupid okay just solder the forgotten for freeside question that's true i guess i'll just take this done oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] cool [Music] i have no bombs well i don't think i want that i think you can do without mikey [ __ ] gaming but i have a bomb i can check that let's go i'm getting so many items man i want to see if i can rear that actually i wanna i i i just wanna reroll that it's not gonna help me much so i can i keep getting that item that's like the most boring item we can get in a secret like there actually are more boring ones but like that's pretty boring that's pretty boring good okay oh he's getting wrecked dark arts i can't believe betrayal is a devil item i actually can't believe that this is the devil item you can go into the devil and get this garbage that's actually that's actually insane that's genuinely insane it's actually so bad it's a quality one dog [ __ ] it's actually such trash holy [ __ ] unreal this game unreal unreal i'll just get distraction [Music] why did i skip this floor okay you know what don't worry about it i i just skipped that for why did i do that i got all right you almost got to be almost beat i like to have one key at least there we go and we're the boss epic ah sure dog okay trench [ __ ] it hi with them be an [ __ ] okay yeah that's my that's my reward that's wait okay that's sure i'm so glad i have that guy [ __ ] [ __ ] we got this [ __ ] again well if we got a reader if we get the way to reroll then we know what to do okay you know what i got two unpersisted i don't care we actually our base damage was three i forgot about that wow no damage is actually sad my damage is actually sound i don't tell the butts the buffs yikes dude [Music] but that was the regular it wasn't even the river it was like actually the regular food it's over give me a thing great [Music] oh let's go [Music] fist joker okay okay dude yeah whatever time to die i could just kill my bombs i guess oh my god oh my god dude oh my god dude thanks thanks dude we got sacrifice dude no you don't get that it's mine there we go final final stage final thing ah the emperor should be in if i just finished the thing that's six damage six damage from a car is pretty good yes got him got him like dulan all right that wasn't too bad yes super fan what's that i don't even know what did you not i was close i figured if we've asked to kill her with black hearts and uh troll bombs try dance mode instead of pokemon when you good items up here it's good i already have it installed and it's been on the stream but thank you for the advice oh my god oh my god again i'll do another one special card what could that be well they're not even they're not respectful of cringe i mean this challenge isn't even hard you're just like oh i watched everything xd yep thank you anyways even the boss the boss gets one shot i have 100 damage 100. that looks terrifying but okay 100. if you doubt that you're actually bringing that yeah 100 damage that's like okay yeah no sure wow dude okay [Music] wow how do you even lose this is this possible to lose like actually can't you even lose this holy [ __ ] oh leave me alone but i can't break these basically okay can i kill like one place i can see the challenge if they weren't piercing but they are piercing so there's no challenge xd i don't know i don't know what [ __ ] that epic that's that scales that scales with damage that's scale 2 damage by the way oh my god my damage is like hard locked this can't go below or above what the hell what the hell nice well this is good hearts it's pretty useful pretty pretty good item i deleted the secret room and there was nothing there and everything is garbage so let's go you can't actually you can't actually lose this i'm convinced this is this is unlosable oh i don't have key okay i like how i got the damage right but at least it gives me more chance for angel and devil so there's that it does something it does a thing oh i've been taking damage but this one is so hard dude there we go and there we go yes as luck would have it they're all dead well if i could manipulate this [ __ ] tier they would be anyways i think it's here i'm stupid apparently well i got a heart refund some of my i'm not bothered card deck now we could do some little sacrifice here to like spice it up but i'm not sure that was stupid i knew there was a gap over there i'm [ __ ] liking the stash thanks man appreciate it sergeant twinkle thank you what's up there goes the room trinket master completely useless for me uh it's a secret room i don't have bombs can i buy them can i buy a bomb i can't epic thanks so this is three coins that's actually a [ __ ] that's terrible but well if you have two parts then maybe we can sacrifice i don't know die over here yikes uh let's just sacrifice [ __ ] it wow okay okay well i got keys though and a bomb chat don't worry about it boss is getting one shot anyway so anyways [Music] so cry about it so cry about it how about you just cry about it then how about you just cry about it oh that's so big that's a big thing that's a big thing to have in your uh on your tier no no i think maybe this yeah no i think that is pretty good to have i'll just not die actually can i buy a heart yeah oh cope cope cope and cop goodbye goodbye hard for me oh thank you thank you we can actually sacrifice more than wait hold up i have an idea the bomb has it been planted here's that ah cop about it cope about it [Music] so i hope you know what i'll get another one just for the [ __ ] uh yeah oh [ __ ] more angel chance it's time to cry i mean this was one challenge in the way but it would be funny fat fat i'm so fat oh my god parasitic it just it's just i was gonna say something but you know what this when the streamer has brain rots thanks oh my god yeah because now you have homing on that [ __ ] too oh my lord i'll do i'll shoot one bullet and it clears the entire room for me balls actually refunded actually funded yo we got more range so we got a little bit more speed look at that you know if you're not good enough to get together i guess it's a challenge here those could have been two pedestals but uh yeah mhm yeah oh damage let's go flight yeah let's go like i wouldn't mind some flight to go along with this goodbye i just felt like killing him uh i saw the clip did it really do because trust was insulting him wait was it yesterday that was just for fun i just thought it would be funny if you're talking about me killing myself for a challenge or for like a run yeah that was just for the fun for the moment what do you speak spanish sometimes i don't speak spanish actually full dream clear holy [ __ ] okay all right all right yeah okay so if an item spawns in our claw machine it's not actually removed from the pool that's good to know thanks right okay it doesn't have my damage what the [ __ ] the more god of tears is not bad [Music] i don't want that a little bit thank you chat we're the boss at where's the boss there's still more wait there you are there you go there we go there we go i mean we could the boss rush i want to my bosses of this [ __ ] let's see uh just gonna flex [Music] a big what oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] is hitting me relaxing what happens avoid my [ __ ] oh it was the funny ghost even immortal this guy oh my god this laser proved pretty good i remember the ground i knew it was underground [ __ ] you [ __ ] [Music] with it enemies are split up so much what is spawn up there what the hell this is the fastest bastard ever it's just actually so fast oh my god i just stand there and click one button deals your damage plus 20 oh my god that's actually a pretty good nuke too bad i can't use it mcdonald's swallow i didn't have that either what the hell i'm missing so many things [Music] computer savvy [Music] going through them like pretty quickly now oh it's just it's just a one run it's actually just a one run if you can better listen if you want but i i'm just saying uh well it's only for mother it's only for mother like if i had to do is like sit or something maybe maybe challenge but oh my god like actually [ __ ] those are two very good items i want those look at this i don't think enough to play the game i guess for this challenge we have to beat mother with the three most broken items in the game one percent no one's doubting this no one is doubting this oh my god give me some money oh we actually gave him some money holy [ __ ] what's this oh my god okay dude troll i i need coin i need keys man what is the other trooper somewhere no shut up okay actually my actual damage isn't that much yeah i don't have much damage but i have like if i get any damage on top of this it's just a free one like for real of course i get that horse why are we getting so much hearts here man money okay one money we're gonna get the most earnest i gotta get some money man maybe if i want the keeper we got some money oh thank you exactly what i need now do we get alabaster box or do we get the present the person can be funny because the president can give me a secret room item alabaster needs charge and its angel bastard box i i mean i i think funny present in secret is a good it's a good uh you know [Music] democracy okay oh but i can't do it where we go to the poll i started to 300 coins per vote i [ __ ] i forgot to increase it this is like the most capitalist vote in the world i'm going to go piss berry i want the frozen present okay let's bring the final present i'm sure it won't disappoint i am sure actually floor one here we go oh we got a [ __ ] bed looks bookstore oh i'll [ __ ] it down and the key for me oh my god oh my god i gotta leave a present somewhere now [ __ ] that actually let me just use the anarchist cookbook first [Music] no secret from yikes [Music] uh got my bomb oh we got bookworm though i got to check a secret room so that's nice it's not to the left there that's what i learned was there a chest somewhere no okay hello cars who wants a ban it's time to shut up oh my god last bomb here we go oh my god yes oh lovers actually that okay [Music] wait wait a minute hold up hold wait wait bible [Music] do we take it i guess i hint [Music] okay totally six is a scam i'm not gonna use it [ __ ] that thing i'm sorry i'm so glad i didn't use the bible man i'm actually so glad i'm so gathered i mean yeah this tank bible i'm so glad i used it it would have been a disaster i knew i should waste it was thank you all right bible for surfing no i don't care i don't care blasters oh my god oh my god give me coins give me it's time to shut up it's [ __ ] [ __ ] laser man i swear to god one bomb man one bomb i swear to god if i get that i'm gonna be oh my god dude three what the [ __ ] dude can i have a bomb please one i need a bomb three bow thank you for the sub man um oh this is a bomb isn't it okay we got three bumps man okay dude come on what the hell do it do it okay dude can i shoot this thing please i'm not gonna sacrifice a [ __ ] heart for it it's useless it's actually useless dude it can't break is it spectral is it spectral it's not actually spectral good no of course it's not well we got the damage i want today yeah that's actually a better one [ __ ] that trinket actually oh we can afford a thing now dude look at this magician oh my god all right it's gonna be annoying terrorist class is epic though this thing ever disappear what the hell i've got like 20 coins from it oh my god 22 i guess well like it's like 23 coins or something oh we got more money look at that i guess i'll buy so large just to be safe and i'll buy this to have some resource oh my god key no chests but whatever torn card is terrible my god that's actually okay attack speed oh no all right no item yikes tinted rock time that's true this one's a bit tricky though because this one always griefs it so you gotta like offset it by that little bit anyways oh we're good we're good we're fine there you go uh sure all right thanks thank you satan good good dude good good deal awesome oh hello i can check your secret room and get two of these holy [ __ ] genius thank you i guess we're doing great well hearts there's some [ __ ] precision the bomb placements there we go [Music] oh nasty [ __ ] [ __ ] nice dog [ __ ] in the shop more money that i don't need it's tremendous i'll blow these guys up i mean i have money so why not just waste all for oh nothing yeah good idea i'll check the cursor three solar and i think i don't think i want that oh hello maybe i do want that spawn little army of maggots ground so large okay okay got a free solar taxi oh they're destroying him damage up let's go i was in the angel room i got the heat damage up oh we got pretty sick damage now though let's kill these guys clap here we got decent damage goddamn the moon that makes us a bit faster i'm gonna go get that hero front card and bring it with me and let's do that it's gonna we could the challenge too i mean why not why not nice that's just what i needed thank you you can just get health like this i guess goodbye watch this well it's gonna be good for develop so i want some containers this one is so rigged it's actually sick it's actually sickening god how do you lose this how does that happen you know i would rather just find a secret room instead of actually having get uh dude if i get the mushroom if i get the magic motion from this dude oh my god i guess not it will be funny though we got money what's this what all right look at this i can take off the tick yes what do you mean it's not coming off you can still lose true true yeah actually oh well i mean i could uh just uh kill the boss now yeah let's do this where we can get the devil item not some burden garbage oh [ __ ] i want to go i want to resolve and the devil beggers anyone want to take my hp for me i regret those health containers now i i need a devil i need that [ __ ] pill bag um i'm not sure about that i'm making an army chat i'm making the greatest army anyone's ever seen the best one there we go look at some of these i guess some of that no we don't we got to take that off oops oh my god no we're good no no we get damage look at that my god look at that damage dude i almost died it was hilarious what are you slowing down stop funny do this go away oh but i don't want that or do i no i want so hard uh so hard we will get forget so it's not a rock we'll do a little less cannon i think i want to get some hearts some black hearts the game i asked and they listened the game's missed what the [ __ ] man that's insane what's this oh range upload i mean i haven't kind of influenced but hey why not [Music] i'm sure i'll get some devil items that will like reduce my containers and give me like some soul hearts but we are in if we have two levels left i don't even think i don't even know why i'm like thinking about this even what i'm thinking about though is the sacrum so okay oh don't take it hard oh i skipped it nice there goes most my hearts anyways good thing we can just make more no no no no i wouldn't take those we did not take those gonna slow me down got him not identified no dude thank you for the woman oh okay what's this okay dude oh nice that's actually really good two of them okay now boys you know what's going to happen we're going to pick up all the hearts and we're going to sell them to mr nes satan himself where's the heart i hate heart pumps they're good they're good if you have like hearts and you don't want hearts then they're actually very nice that's about it though that is about it they're kind of scams though oh sometimes blood nation okay well if you have excess hearts we know where to go oh we have excess money then we know where to go gaming good morning how are you doing it's been a while a whole team welcome back thank you for the summer doing well oh my god i'm about to sit i'm gonna trade soul hearts okay we got some more hearts to trade oh look shot speed okay that's nice subscribe oh and press again synthoid thank you very soon really dude okay all right man okay man oh [ __ ] okay time to shut up i can't help i don't know why what the [ __ ] i thought i do whatever oh my god do i even want that whatever more trades [Music] okay he wants to die that's fine okay suicide hobo damn dude buy that and get the light bulb for more stats it was just too based wow wow dude another thing about this is gives us speed give me a oh [ __ ] i can trade even more well it's speed [Music] this does this make cars now it's okay [ __ ] off uh no is it one point three i believe holy [ __ ] god damn oh whoops oops i have too many hearts i just have too much help that's it all right devil deal nice what is it oh my god oh my god oh oh my god oh my god holy [ __ ] we got the thing we got an actual good thing dude now we're gonna actually switch this to this because this gives insane damage when you have uh the blue the martyr we're gonna go one shot mom right now we're the martyr in this thing dude you hit hard dude [ __ ] horribly dude that was the best devil deal ever agreed let's proc the [ __ ] empty vessel now we get flight right yeah we fly to now by the way oh my god okay this run is actually so rigged it's unreal look at the homing brimstone laser what's so funny how about that this is it basically when i use this i'm going to get the 50 i think it's a 50 modifier for your damage if you use the thank you let's see 15 damage to empress this 38 damage goodbye uh why not it's pretty good damage bro baby 2.0 has been locked cool yes imagine if i misclicked and just said no it's like 1.2 million coins just going to the trash the hosts we're almost limited with the original 20. i just got three spiders and we gotta kill mom again do ultra hard i will we just gotta get there first we're doing them from one to twenty uh what am i even what am i doing can you just leave me the [ __ ] fat morons best best i can't go in there dude dude okay you have to decision to make a chat i'll come over here come here don't don't spider yeah [ __ ] bffs more oh but that's for item rooms and i don't have item groups so [ __ ] that i hate this room yikes thanks i'll move us i'm just gonna get hit so it goes faster there we go but i could have actually not on that and gotten the cursor i guess unless it gives a heart up no i can do the secret room though if i know where it is it could be down there still because i misplaced the bomb it's not then it's probably uh down here no can it be it can't be there so it's can't be there can't be there above the shop done yeah it's gotta be here even got an arrow pointing at it i almost died yes um you know what oh there's actually chests here hold up oh perfect now i can do it okay okay i'm gonna artist i'm gonna artist [ __ ] this through i don't care about this one anymore what's the stage two what's the stage two okay that's what i'm saying nice [ __ ] can they have a challenge but i'm just like ridiculously lp i think that would be a fun one it would be really funny if i was like super op i think can we get a sacrifice room i mean there's a there's a rainbow up there would be really funny if we got that [Music] anyways a battery okay that's not gonna help much let's see what the boss gives what the boss doing oh we got scat man dude i mean spawns with a [ __ ] that's right just do nothing this guy's really bad for like first runs first floors this guy's mean the spiders are pretty docile i guess you could say give us something to roll them like dude if i get toothpicks now dude i got my spoon which is dog food if i spin it down so that i would rather speed boss options that's actually good yeah great is the spoon comically large toe i get that reference it's a meme take it for a seven nanosecond is there a key up there wait but i have to bomb for it [ __ ] it yeah that's that's stupid it's been a nice epic best item in the game as long as i don't get to curse the blind that's actually good oh my god less canon i'm not going to use that glass cannon and then grub and then garbage i mean i'll uh i'll think about it now maybe think about it didn't spin down into hive mind lol cry about it i have higher i have i can see i see further into the future than you do okay you know why because if we get a boss item called toothpicks we can spin them into [ __ ] godhead so suck my balls all right we're gonna make a little [ __ ] grave when i get that item okay that's that's that sounded like a death threat it was just a shut up that sounded so bad dude anyways oh my god [Music] well first of all let's get bookworm [Music] we got that [Music] viable [ __ ] let's use it once in here [Music] do we want the satanic bible though like it's gonna go i mean i can get one heart but i want to keep my i want to keep my pure boss pool okay that's the that's the thing that's the thing man i want to get [ __ ] music gone that could become the tears that's pretty nice that becomes the dog [ __ ] [ __ ] goodbye music i hope i get enough charge this floors can be small so i have the tick shot me no no no no no no you don't get to do that [ __ ] you no no no no no no no we don't get to try oh my god did i just [ __ ] uh anyways if we get toothpicks now dude if we actually get one that'll be terrible oh there's hope there's hope we can maybe do something else we can maybe hold up chat whoever's believing you're going to hate me for this i'm sorry but you are okay and additionally oh we got a heart though okay yeah we missed it but you can still get a chest we still get a chest and the chest might have a key or a bomb or something to get a secret troop to you know good afternoon mr dotbino no mr dotbean i thought it was a dog [ __ ] oh we got the toe i mean now we got the curse oh oh we got more hearts dude actually free sneaker true secret from chance oh we didn't get it teleport me there though let's go okay kill yourself that was through the game goes to the game oh my i can't take it though uh but wait is there something more i can do i have off heart the next one dude if i get one more heart man that would be epic we can use the scuba dubert in here yo but four coins for a real oh dude oh dude what do i do lord [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and piss i can't afford the battery unless i find a coin somewhere i don't see him on anyone on the map but ah the flame there might yeah okay any coins and it's one coin dude one coin one [ __ ] coin check out these moves okay all right there's gonna be the heart then and then we do the sacrifice because we can't get them and maybe the boss gives something and there's no rush here there's no yeah there's no rush there's no rush we might switch to the boss beat the boss and then see it's gonna get one shot by spiders i guess why do they get hearts what the hell what did they get what this game got me [ __ ] up let me get that now is the options to that scapular price the mogus but i can't get that speed up shot speed i don't care about that tier size shot speed difficult difficult i actually have decent speed underneath you get bigger hearts bigger tears i mean definitely gonna go for engines now because you can spin down an angel uh you can spin down the angel uh dog [ __ ] the key piece to into a site it was in the other room why did i get it again what it was literally it actually it actually literally parked on me and how dude that's actually stupid unreal man [ __ ] off time to shut up i need to take off the damage become useful do you have anything that gives me hearts when i go into a bathroom like instead i want hearts i want to have half a heart the thick does it [ __ ] to take [ __ ] morontic don't hit me i swear to god yes oh my god dude but if we get like a [ __ ] such a hard boss on the first [ __ ] i can get the hood in here good gold head one more hood i'll go for the hoodie anyways cursor what's this okay i got the tick nice epic based i hate to take look at that a whole coin can i get like a key or a bomb please like something useful very much appreciate that okay yes what a room dude and the key tremendous nice it just couldn't blow up on the thing that i wanted but okay let's see what's in the shop at least eraser uh two spindles is our key uh but do i really uh that's a long shot i would have to get ten more coins and then i also even more for the battery and all the [ __ ] damaged up in blackhearts it's good it's actually good i need damage okay i'm just going to remove my red heart somehow i have another actual decent damage oh you [ __ ] i should i yeah i know how they work at least hi hello this i'm excited all right you still got to take i still got it yeah that's true but for the for clearing levels it's nice to just lose some hearts i think i still think it's nice the fat man thank you for the sub for the tier one and we get blind also the yeah stupid item is not going to do anything today spindle is going to be completely useless unless we can blindly buy a candle in the thing that sucks that's like the one curse i actually really don't want so [Music] yes right you can change one of the useless pills what goddamn elites buckle battery [Music] oh hello [Music] okay if we're going to half one more half that would be nice you also fly in a bit nice [ __ ] [ __ ] literally [Music] i can't be there actually nevermind i was thinking of doing the room like up here but it can't be there because it's blocked on the right [Music] waste it could be on the bottom right the last room actually now that i think about it [Music] no it can't because it's all the way okay it's below the pieces already now we see why it couldn't be there because there was a blockage here can't really afford it anyway but i can use this to get better chances hello my beloved i know yeah sorry believers this house gonna be [Music] huh okay that's fine oh my god it's for the greater good boys um this guy gives key piece number one or two [Music] tps1 into the starch three two eight three two seven yeah hey we got it tremendous i got used to it because i got used for it after all okay so can you really blame me uh no i think i just find it myself my goddamn [Music] self look really scuffy with us here actually would be nice because i would have like easy passage whatever dude i'm quite a skeleton myself oh well i don't mind blowing up this oh that's a terrible boss keep doing that please don't shoot flames thank you thank you agreed and we didn't get the thing yo x dude so that's 72 chance by the way 72 now first of all we're gonna go in here take some damage pick some more there we go [Music] you hmm energy okay no oh my god dude yo it's i can't tell where the syndrome is i really can't i could cycle voice realize that would actually be smarter nice i'll show you with all this chance it won't [ __ ] up right now [ __ ] you so now we're going to sacrifice the room with some hearts there's one more i can't actually get that one [ __ ] thanks i could have gotten free charge from that stupid there's a heart in here but can i fly no i don't have to fly okay i can sacrifice more this one might give me soul hearts just kind of epic [Music] or a good money either is fine all right [Music] we're good let's leave which could spin on all this okay it was actually fine it was a fight it was want here one tears that's a lot damn i'm sure that's a health pill no no i don't think so actually oh hello oh [ __ ] oh to be fair actually guppy i guess i'll take the whole ground see ya i'm getting the worst items man screw thank you holy [ __ ] [Music] work please please oh okay tara's claw all right i can go back if i want this is the last no it's not the last four i can't leave the one on the next one thank you hello all right all right and now we get the angel chance of course into the room of all of done it just spawned on me just [ __ ] me up uh the stapler [ __ ] up the bookworm no all right well it's damaged so it doesn't nice let's just finish the run let's just finish the run [ __ ] it there's no point next like taking this further oh how i wish i had more [ __ ] spin downs you should see that it's actually it's not doing gold it's like if if i got uh uh those uh toothpicks in any boss i would have gotten secretary that's why i was talking that was that's what i was talking about so yeah we didn't get it this time flight heals a heart just get some tears i just have to take the item epic now let's have to [ __ ] take it amazing even i'm not gonna get sick start after there's like a chance to get that even it's so [ __ ] low like even getting the angel room itself is like okay i can take that black open up oh right all right little lyrium what's this again in the beginning okay let's get some money that's not money look at that [ __ ] there's some money genesis will in all likelihood [ __ ] me up yeah but uh you gotta give the doubters a chance i'm excited okay let's bring this for mom i should do it i can buy it but i'm not gonna where am i oh revelation hello i'll get that one more charge take it after genesis yeah i think i will nice let's see i might as well check it out i guess okay no but the guinness will soft block me it takes me to the next floor [ __ ] off now we're not getting that it's gonna it's gonna ruin the challenge i don't like i know it will be funny but it's gonna ruin the challenge [Music] dude seraphim i believe this is like the goal of most of these bosses oh no this thing isn't there we could have gotten a secret heart actually that's true i forgot about the horsepower last one purist that's another one anyways [Music] 20 no holy [ __ ] all right brb i'm gonna get some soup [Music] [Music] [Music] what is this what is purest [Music] wait no item rooms but there's no items to begin with is that it oh okay i know what we do then it's just until we get a cursor and get knight in there instead genius we still have cursed rooms man it's fine let's just rig this [ __ ] [ __ ] it oh god sacrifice rooms we've got curse rooms look at this oh god [ __ ] damn abyss [Music] and just like that that's the prediction [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] i surprised abyss only costs one heart that's gonna work [Music] actually boil [Music] is this no it's a charge item i don't want that i can turn it into a fly but it's worth a heart [Music] [Music] nice work hard [ __ ] it i gotta play it's fine because we got these two it's fine don't make cigar shops too school bag you start with isaac's consumables which is pretty nice at least you got that going right all right great oops i can't take it so it's funny it's gonna be here though oh is this sort of the last last option possible holy [ __ ] who would have known well scam so i'm so glad that i have the [ __ ] abyss i'm so glad i'm so glad i'd enough to put up with this [ __ ] item i can just gonna fly instead oh my lord that was that was a [ __ ] big play to get this [ __ ] oh time to shut up yes thank you uh yeah we think we go next then yeah why take a killer oh my god or it's just molding what did i do i just took an item man i want to fly you don't get okay listen you don't get much items interesting so you gotta take the one that you can get okay take what you can okay that's terrible get them flies yeah they're spectral too i can clear [ __ ] like that genius i'm so smart could it be oh my god now the three coins is not a big deal but if we get one more bomb we can do the cursor without looking soul hearts thank you oh i should have kept them for last taking a pick up [ __ ] from me like that [ __ ] that's the last thing you should throw you [ __ ] [ __ ] i need to open this and give me the bomb he's gonna do some work today but that's just how it's gonna be go ahead get the rock thank you thank you thank you when my fly do something useful okay this is the excavator ghost good boy ahead yeah that's right he's got the right idea for saving resources it's important i would pet him if i could but you see i kind of can't can you pick up something a little bit closer please he's going out of his way to not make it make way for the chest this [ __ ] i got the bomb i'm just doing one more thing for me why is he following me like that [ __ ] almost almost almost oh just to the rock please thank you all right you can die now i can't even open it all right hold that to save uh a heart and get a pre-bomb okay please just don't damage me oh my god big epic that's good that's very good the boss is there i'm not gonna go there yet no we got a sacrifice though we could get angel we could get angel on floor too yeah i'm just saying i'm just saying man hey hey i'm just saying we could and i will i will go for it actually i'm gonna sacrifice three hearts and get angel so i've got that believers you know this game is all about go big or go home we're going big or we're going we might go home as well anyways that's an easy choice and this is oh hello i can get some money oh my god big money [ __ ] anyways uh yeah about that copium go on then oh my god okay yikes um so we didn't get it it will not continue it was worth a try though i think it was okay oh we got the key oh my god what's this oh black candle um this one gets white plus three coins oh that's well you know we could get both i actually get both yeah let's gonna avoid that that'll be stupid because this he chat give this that's a very underwhelming amount of money but i'm just dropping one each well i can afford a candle now mostly just for this like literally mostly just for the for this uh [ __ ] so large for black heart i'm gonna sacrifice a bit more hearts one more hearts can afford a sword as well i did one more there's a coin here but i can't why didn't this spawn the middle what the [ __ ] thanks at least it's time to do the boss anyways i kind of wanted to buy a bomb as well but uh what can i do maybe the boss will give something nice oh wait a minute we have this coins on fire yeah and i want the bomb as well fit for the break around something but he got good money good value for the hearts i'd say the value do we get the card where do we get the po oh my god oh my oh my god we're gonna be rich oh boys portable let's go [Music] that's so fitting that's actually so fitting dude i love this new mod man i love this smart dude i just love this mod i've fallen in love and also now we get to consume it we gotta fly and we get [ __ ] rich we actually get [ __ ] rich dude oh my god holy [ __ ] that was great i got 99 coins would i buy him i'll buy this yes i killed him yes yes you know i think i'm gonna buy some stuff with the vending machine to just like maybe uh you know maybe get some bombs or keys or something someone to pay us holy [ __ ] what's going on i'm like not getting scammed [Music] thanks [Music] oh good two coins now [Music] okay only got the bomb that i wanted so that's good [Music] i'm still have like a way more money than i ever need what you got funny okay that's actually pretty good i'm i i [ __ ] nailed this level i nailed this level wait we can sacrifice can't we sacrifice more hold up i got sold i'm not done i'm not uh we got more to do we got more we got more to do fellas we're only at number four oh let's go angel oh my god teleport [Music] no okay i was hoping for something better i think i just threw the run xd so hard okay we're good oh wait we think it's whole art we can cycle first again let's go [Music] we're not even we haven't even started yet we haven't even started yet plus two sword lords let's go let's go your list three items level two baby four actually have you ever get flies also you even got the flies man so uh oh we're optimizing the [ __ ] of this uh range can i recharge and eat that because i don't want it well range ah we got pretty decent range i'll see what we get over here look at this [ __ ] that means we get the devil item holy [ __ ] stop it all right sister maggie well i don't even have a choice here do i i guess i'll just have to take them wow that was underwhelming uh devil drop but okay oh library let's go oh hello [Music] [ __ ] off this is charges throughout the floor oh my god dude what's going on i'm gonna have a [ __ ] in a place man precise okay it would have checked for the bot for the room uh okay there's so many things i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to bring actually the i'm gonna have to bring the abyss with me because now i can i miss two items there i can better miss two items in here like i'll have to charge the list also looked kind of suss oh [ __ ] off will you get money for it actually my god i think i might actually have to take the um the book of revelations with me i think i might at least i'll just use this for all this words in this level and uh yeah open key doors instead of keys there we go we gotta charge it again what's this based i'll charge it like two more times i think right so nice dude at least because i'm charging here so i can charge they're like consumed so using bombs wheel of fortune all right so let's devour this the card reading buy that get the battery and i'm going to consume the uh well let's move the relations out if i want to consume the other thing that's a problem definitely going to keep revelations with me once i got like a decent amount of lies in this guy which i will have soon so how do i do that i need to have a pedestal somewhere else consume kill meat that you will get from the boss because revelation yeah i can do that i'll just do that i'm gonna find the boss first [Music] okay american dream hello goodbye where's the boss man it's taking forever more money epic curious challenge that's basically no gimmick you just don't get items like it's pretty boring but there we go now we'll get revelation this is this is like the pretty this is like pretty good flies i think pretty good flies if i can spawn like a scam slot machine like the blue one though basic then i can get all some more uh swords and cards and [ __ ] would be nice oh [ __ ] it actually spawned epic virtual wisps yeah sure wake up to a spade it's nice [Music] that's nice oh chris that's that's nice that's a good trinket that is a good one i like this one i got the worst reverse turret [ __ ] off next payout i'm gonna stop [Music] okay little bit we got some solar stove to make it a bit more safe what was that explosion damage well it locks the war now i don't want that oh strength i like that permit i'm interested in chess was [ __ ] hard on them really see quality zero item that's that's uh oh it's because the best can we charge this [Music] no i can't i have to move the revelation out all right sick item dude [Music] good run nonetheless crystal key is super sick expensive is actually really good in the oil levels because we get more rooms to clear and more charge for our revelation book so that's nice actually shitty dope christopher key opens a red door areas some rooms when you clear a room it's a chance to open an adjacent uh or adjacent or like yeah i think adjacent red door not here because there is nothing to open but couldn't do it either oh what's up all right nice scam oh we got it though that's what that's what is this that's what this thing does it opens these red doors automatically which is really good so now that opened this one we've actually checked this one and this one could be uh well maybe not this one but this one could be a uh ultra secret and if i forgot that i would be very happy but we didn't so anyways oh you gotta be fuller to work [ __ ] what the [ __ ] we got a dice room in there [Music] hello d6 yeah no do i do sex honestly dude my items are kind of [ __ ] honestly my items are kind of [ __ ] i'll get some more and see and think about it yeah that it doesn't affect my book of lurches though like i have no damage items on the crown that i have it's like kind of situationally could definitely be a better item so i'm just like i'm i might just go for it honestly might be able to go for it let's see how we get here though well that's one guppy [Music] sorry sorry sorry sorry my bad chief oh look at that another one we've got the ultra ticket okay we're gonna take the miter we get both what the [ __ ] okay i didn't know that was a thing i honestly didn't jesus christ man we got another angel around them that i don't really care much for so i think it's going to be a real first however i have a plan you know can anyone guess what the plan is very excited to announce it it involves stepping on spikes for a bit like so going in here popping strength popping this and there we go gaming gaming more items to reroll am i right and there we have it just gonna maximize that oh hello what's this i love crystal key i love it i think it's it's actually it's a fantastic item i i [ __ ] love it can i see your settings i just bought the game so i have no idea what to use uh no you can't see them i don't want to like there isn't much if you want to see all your stats just turn on hud if you wanted like it's more it's more like that depends on what you want if you want but if you just got the game that doesn't mean anything to you really like there's no point anyways let's go virtues wait my [ __ ] active got revolt what the hell we got way more damage now though and my money got more use we got fumo i'd say it's an upgrade but we can still use a prayer card immaculate heart is kind of meh [Music] oh yikes rotten baby is nice though we got the little mogus oh at least it didn't affect my my trinkets my trick is stay the same that's good at the very least we got that more okay this this drink it is so good dude what the [ __ ] oh my god man what the hell i genuinely like top like estee trinkets 100. so good look at the member i was sorry i got membership card two for because we got like 60 coins they're gonna see some news today ace of hearts all right [Music] okay i'm stupid [Music] eraser okay uh what does this do again a restock machine oh this drink is insane too but this is actually this is so good this is actually so [ __ ] good oh my lord oh my god dude this is insane so i could re i could reroll the angel item but i could also reroll is put it in here and get secret item reroll we're gonna do that astral production straw man well let's see what we can spin down because i can just i can i can i can just reroll it again if i want if i don't want it i can just reel some let's spin down see what's the spin that does in here doesn't this turn into r key eventually yeah if i get a charge if i can get an additional charge for this i can get rk just saying but i don't know if we can we he'll have to get like it will have to be true something else we can do that that would be funny but like it's it's it would require a lot right now but let's see what if you can spin down the item over here in the ultra secrets because that's also entirely possible it's the this thing it's in the same area so it's gonna be the eraser again okay i need more snooze mouth i don't think the the bottom shop had uh i let's check that out i think there was an item there but i'm not sure no this is a trinket i will buy this though because we could i could use it to reroll the other item the use item into something another use item but we already have used items so i don't know man i'll re-roll the dice again [ __ ] it was what all right i could zero the prayer card but the card but the card is like where would you get rotten heart because you get flies every floor every room it's very good uh the spin the noise can be broken as [ __ ] but there aren't that many items to spin down it's only going to be boss items and some bosses have been granted are good and i can get that at sides from the like it really depends on what i find that's the thing it really depends there aren't that many and this this is going to have a consistent use to get me more hearts this this thing here is like maybe maybe good i'll beat the boss first and decide from there yeah that's a good idea i'll bring this in so if it's an angel room i can get science i can actually do students right now what am i doing the [ __ ] man let's just get free [ __ ] jesus well it did have a use for sure it did in the end have a use you got synthol instead of hearts and now we can use this the prayer card to get hearts anyway so we're going to reel the spinner nice and maybe get a better secret time we might get something sick i wouldn't be surprised if we got something sick [Music] that was birth certificate why didn't you show it why did you show me birth certificate for a split second this [ __ ] game man if it split second i saw it and i get these [ __ ] chains again that i've gotten like five times history man five times i've gotten this garbage [ __ ] this is why you this is where you pause because i was supposed to know that it blew up what what about what choice could i make in that split second that would change the outcome of that [ __ ] me man that would be so cool if i got this certificate now jesus christ i guess i'd love to take this done it sure and it was funny because like the guy started dancing and the music came on i was like oh i got a good thing and it's like boom it's gone it's re-rolled twice what does it do that [ __ ] this game man what yeah we hear the music and i just answered immediately he was like dancing for like a split for one frame he was like doing if that's okay [ __ ] off if this is this machine survived one more reroll i would have gotten that certificate that's why i'm molding right now okay god uh yeah let's get this and just real the the other thing the urn we're spending a lot of time in this level because i want to just like see how far we have how far can we take this really how far can i go okay let's just end it with uh [ __ ] boom there we go let's end it with a band any trap doors and that was just really disappointing man [ __ ] yikes was if we can find a trapdoor at least they aren't that uncommon that's just sad man i got like a million bombs around i would have been there right i killed him served deserved okay thank you next game that's funny yeah beggar got destroyed i think he's like the only way to kill him is jesus lubumba no compass i had really compass all the [ __ ] the [ __ ] oh my god stop also decent trinket but not now we have a better one shortcut nice i just got a bomb back what what the [ __ ] two of clubs let's go there we go never going to get tired of hearing the wine boom again trust me okay this is this this i swear to god oh we got two of them look look thank you thank you oh can you blow up the panda for me just like thank you madison has been in this of hearts i guess there we go sacrifice could be funny let's take the shop at least whoops let's see what's down here oh it's this [ __ ] this is the regular one all right i guess i get that you know the drill i almost killed myself because i didn't look at my hearts yikes i almost did one more i was like really close to doing it next well i do have uh the chains so there's that all right we're good yikes i think i'm going to check that right here oh they do i can just i can just shoot stuff and they'll get secrets or i guess not i think her pretty neat thanks man can i get the magic combustion black for once for once in my life can i get it oh my god all right be like that hello dumps oh angel teleport yeah i think i'll take some health oh my god oh my god do we kill him though i think we can let him be he doesn't that doesn't mean anything so yikes it's time to die time to shut up now we got the money i was hoping for soul hearts but uh there's one here so anyways one is good though because we got the pass not the onward pass but like the membership card which is nice not wrong okay why am i dude can't let me just this k this curse is so pointless like what's the point just just let me go to where i want to go man random garbage my flies don't care about your shield sorry but well now i want to just uh okay this thing needs to shut up see i would really like a uh a good old key piece thank you pills are good that's nice epic was there like a [ __ ] on a pill somewhere like in here maybe oh look at that tears up infested i could have sworn i saw like wait did i miss one oh there you go oh now we got three pretty pretty flesh it's pretty good took my num repels we're good now uh i may as well just go to the boston maybe unlock some red doors for once since i haven't gotten [ __ ] in quite some time nothing okay dude all right that's fine i couldn't even get one here anyways but membership card is gonna if something costs 99 coins you know what i'm saying is that's gonna happen that's gonna be a thing well i can't do much here we're looking good on health though and stuff so was there a heart here there's a heart mark here why i don't see the heart well let's convert hearts later it's more useful than homing for coming it got moved mace oh it moves them around that's stupid that's really dumb thanks okay more funny troll bombs two of them no one that's amazing oh hello can you chill oh my god i hate this i i actually it is the funny fart give me that health soul heart i mean do i need that i don't really need that bomb and do boss rush that's actually wait this is this is number this is number two yeah let's go yeah [ __ ] it i have money i'm just gonna flex and buy this now i want to find as many item pedestals as possible so i can use solved um the way to do that i'm going to go to boston and use sort of eden there to uh chaos reroll everything i'll eat in the bastards i think this item does literally nothing though i mean i could chaos this one item it's gonna uh i mean because i don't need hearts like i literally don't but if i do it in the boss rush i'm more likely to get uh one item that's like [ __ ] you know insane yeah but [ __ ] it there's just okay sure that i don't care dude [ __ ] it what the [ __ ] now i actually want to stop collecting hot red hearts i have too many red hearts so i gotta like i have too much yeah i can only have three swords right now that's that's not good i gotta stop collecting right we have that [ __ ] all right oh [ __ ] the rock [Music] oh we got a devil dude okay it wasn't that good i thought it was gonna be good this is where i usually used to eat them so honestly but i'll take this to just to get a guppy item i guess there we go um i can take this for brookwood but i don't think i have a book of worship so i only have one more book if i like this let's go back to the prayer card i mean like this one would be like a really safe option to just be like i'm gonna get more red hearts with this and then um yeah then we'll do a circuit board yeah yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna just get a bunch of red hots on this and then we'll use one there was a toner up here this is the longest [ __ ] purest run in existence it's like the opposite of a speed run like a slow out of [ __ ] it's taken forever yes uh what's this oh hello want a secret let's go okay that's blasted goodbye oh hello that's fine another one is that the [ __ ] wait i got the ultra secret though what the [ __ ] oh it's over doubters it's just over i'm sorry it's over [Music] it's over it's over the w is long gone crystal key is so broken man truly nothing is powerful enough to kill this [ __ ] spikes larger let's go oh my lord all of them man alright beggar what all right wasn't there food over here yeah got the funny paw time to leave i have so much health now potentially it's just there's no way there's it's only mom's heart like i could do delirium with this i could actually go all the way to [ __ ] delirium with this now we're doing mom's heart though good morning genji fats yeah i think uh you're not gonna overestimate ourselves here we're just gonna go for mom and uh this one's gonna die quick oh we got boston uh yeah thank you oh [ __ ] we've got the worst items i don't know i don't even want it like we get one more item though like after this we get one more so okay two cards runes are pale spawn around them card pillar one okay no i i already used insole i was i wanted to use it here but i wanted to like get use of that um uh last membership card shop so i used it in there but i don't know what i should go for here like it it's either like this or less scissors it's nice to just use for this to make my body run around be more on uh heals one red heart i guess we just try archer [Music] did i'm playing purest and i have like more items than average i like i have bob average items on [ __ ] purists like this is wild oh we got those troll bombs in here now too let's go let's make a bunch let's pick a bunch all right this sounds like it sounds like [ __ ] i got two more let's go this actually sounds like a twitter post oh there's one left there we go this is just [ __ ] brain damage dude this is actually just brain damage i really hope you know for all it's worth i'm really enjoying the purest run i think pierce is a good challenge i'm having a good time i haven't this is great look at that feels like a constant close to the tower just never ends i wish i could like duplicate pickups or something all right it's time to shut up there we go got pyrocynical index as well that's great suddenly we'll see the health bar just go way up like more or less because they get hit by a bomb like that all right what do we get nice outfit let's go that was worth my time by the way angel room gone so much for that have you done the 30 daily run achievement no i have not we could do a daily run also for sure oh we got excel so it's gonna be over pretty quick what's the problem we're probably probably not gonna get the um ultra secrets if we do then that would be like super lucky that's even harder to find on excel bosses are down there let's go there well it could be this way it could be this way i don't think so but it could be any time that was a good boss okay thank you another one it's this same run where i got like a [ __ ] on a [ __ ] rocks essentially nice what's this no gap area 2k wait are we actually okay god damn let's walk this guy up i hate this attack this attack is this guy this is like one of the worst bosses in the game i think genuinely he [ __ ] sucks goodbye right let's go i touched pretty well but i was like i don't even have to have three flies mcdonald oh that's mercano [ __ ] i don't even want that all right that's them done okay and now from this point onwards i'm actually gonna get achievements in steam on steam all of these i have like doing done them i've got an unlocks but no achievements which is like you know it's just satisfying oh wait maybe i have no i haven't i've turned off steam overlay so i don't even know um i think i need to go with snooze i have nothing i need i need my cope man we can do the speedrun thing hold up okay we're gonna go in the timer here five minutes and you're gonna you're gonna do a bet now one more final bet on whether i will make my snooze run in five minutes okay that's gonna be the thing prediction there you go you have one minute to bet actually first and foremost i'm gonna put on some appropriate music here we go it's ready ready to uh you can just do the bet while i do it okay so [Music] okay now i'm gonna run i'm gonna run now we're back [Music] i forgot my keys i know where my keys are i don't know where my okay there's my wallet you can be wrist [Music] [Music] do [Music] [Music] [Music] uh do [Music] [Music] oh [ __ ] [Music] jesus man was it worth the snooze toe i pushed myself too hard i had one minute left to go oh [ __ ] oh my god three minutes 18 seconds snooze run pb i can do faster oh my throat kind of hurts from that my like it's not used to it's not i can do endurance but like intensive cardiovascular exercise like sprinting stuff like that oh i'm not used to that i'm not used to it [Music] oh actually you actually believe in me well thank you when you finish this dream i had to clip the entire speeder and stand top-notch content just like a chair and music for like three minutes that's great oh you know what i just burned a bunch of calories that's a prop oh [ __ ] what park with the cat boy thank you for the 20 subs man i appreciate it i'm gonna i'm gonna put the little uh little pizza in the microwave not a full pizza just like a little pen piece of dog [ __ ] oh man okay give me like yeah one second [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] dude i went for a piss sorry i just noticed it's raining outside and i did like the run with my shoes on and i run inside and i was like i gotta i gotta be as fast as i can i run it with my [ __ ] shoes on like a [ __ ] that was like basically [ __ ] stains all over my floor gaming so that's great anyways it's all good because i got my snooze my pizza is almost done i'm gonna just sit there and chill for a moment if that's okay with you guys i had a really nice piss by the way thank you for asking i pissed super hard right into the toilet anymore runs today of course i'll be doing challenges i want to get this done man how did it taste kind of like a melon pizza i do need some food i haven't i mean i'm eating soup but soup doesn't really fill me at all it's like i've been i've had like three bowls of super there's nothing like it's like eating air [Music] [Music] have you gotten the 3d item yet from one of the new repentance challenges um i've done let's see our procedure stuff double more scatter i've done whole potato and canterbury haven't and this last one i think it's from um doing i forgot how we got the last one someone said it the other day but yeah i forgot but most of the like repentance ones i've done yeah so we aren't that many away actually like 10 15. [Music] there we go pizza that's a hot plate what was that 100 uh i think so yeah i have a mostly achievements like 600 and uh 612 achievements out of 637 so we're very close actually getting there getting there this pizza is so [ __ ] hot the pizza isn't that hot but the plate is like molten lava let me just have some bites of this before i go into the next run so i don't like cope you can't rip it's super easy i'll do it when i get there man we're doing them in order [Music] it's not really a pizza it's like what american people would consider pizza like it's more like a pie pizza is a very he's using a very broad sense to describe this food [Music] it's a square slice if you're going to google and search for billy's pan pizza and you'll find it it's like a food primarily eaten by um norwegian slightly overweight skinny fat gamers it like was like 16 years old i really should i used to eat this a lot like in middle school [Music] swedish land classic that yeah it's basically it's basically only the land parties actually i went to a long party like back in the day and uh i actually won a guitar hero competition and one like this and i won this like guitar that's like for ps3 crap and it has it's not made of plastic it's made of wood and it's like 250 dollars or something never used it then i got clone here and played cloned hero with that guitar which was pretty great it was actually i like the buttons felt good that's good like ping and everything was nice and then i had to move to spain that i was gonna move to spain that i couldn't bring it so what did i do with that's that like rare uh very good functional guitar that i would very much like to have right now i threw it in the trash because i couldn't bring it with me and i regretted that i regretted that so [ __ ] much man it was such a good guitar oh didn't even sell it no in the trash i was just a [ __ ] [ __ ] then can one of your friends hold on to it no see that's why i moved from oslo because i didn't have any friends there i had family so i could have sent it to like my sister but no the issue with like moving to a new place when you don't have a job in that city is that making friends is really hard really difficult like you don't what are you where are you gonna meet people you know in spain it was easier because i just i just became part of the smash community and i got like a friend group instantly so that was a good year [Music] shane is not kind of the smash community right now yeah it's come it's kind of coming back though it's getting there the smash community in this city here scott has done like okay for themselves during the pandemic even but then again this city hasn't been hit by corona ever so okay we're just gonna go fast today i guess time is counting down what it's counting down i'm done that's kind of scary actually [Music] okay can you stop doing that one attack please okay i guess not we get item rooms though okay you [ __ ] how do i get that no morons please nice nice nice yeah we're gonna go fast we're gonna go fast we're gonna go fast we're gonna go somewhat fast gamba [Music] i have the boss now because time will love take down yeah 60 minutes to defeat mom's heart you can't waste time like this i literally just did it to get mega mushy it's gonna clear the entire game for me dude this is gonna be fast this is gonna be a piece of cake yeah time to stand still when you do this almost done big silver okay [Music] done there we go now watch can't go in there okay all right one key or like any item would be very nice now i kind of need it like a keyboard he'll be epic thanks one more item will make a difference so whatever i know about magician that's fine got a key that's good this is not good this is a big time waste it was a pretty smooth fight that's gonna be a lot slower hold on yet good item room is done probably gonna get me a skin but who cares it's actually a very good item very nice conjoin this one away what's up so that's fine good i just gotta really focus on go fast at this point i'm not gonna say much in chat two neighbors nice okay no item no item good evening gamers i don't know what's going on why is i'll be playing at the speed of light oh that's bad this is lost planetarium because we skipped nice it's gonna make it faster to clear stuff and affords ten minutes left it really in depths one yes so it's not the end of the world conjoined nice i have no case again [Music] okay sick sick let's go what is that thanks okay to be expected [ __ ] all right there we go okay let's try it again try it one more time see what happens let's see let's see i hope that if that really crashes dude i'm gonna be so pissed i'm actually gonna be mulled i hope this is gonna continue it thanks too okay all right so good floor let me move i can't move dude oh my god [Music] good run that was a really good floor like i got it instantly [Music] got it come on got it oh my god whoo first try first try pog pug champ that was new achievement that was new chance [Music] pay to play let's see oh i see [Music] nice yes you gonna do i stack with this holy [ __ ] do we get items at least now nice no item rooms okay so we gotta we gotta buy shop items in that case i see okay don't do it i didn't do it so you [ __ ] there we go nice nice this challenge is fine now we can find a sacrifice room so i can do an angel floor that would be sick help help i'm not gonna go into the gamble room i think look at every coin i get like is i guess nice can we get a refund one thank you so that wasn't a waste um i could see what's in here okay something which is this game what's the key though well like our keys are useless i guess i got a curse okay if there is something really good in the shop i'll get it um but yeah that most likely won't be the case like if i find out the master box or something i will buy it but it's gotta be really good okay garbage i'm opening that i figured i might open the um what's it called um [ __ ] the room let's call again the arcade there might be a blood donation machine there's a blood donation that's good that's very good if i can find that yes i can't blow that up have you ever considered if scotland or something good when it does deed it gives you a free sacrifice room if you are in a certain hp i guess yeah sure very good okay there are definitely ways you can use it but yeah this would be terrible to use right now bombs good i want that this room sucks man let's see you're definitely getting that steam sale or gable we're at the thriller caves one i think i'll get it i also want to bomb this it's risky but i'll do it let's go shouldn't really be a problem i guess we get angel that's very good okay nope uh i yeah look up is very good i'll explore just a little bit look up maybe i'll get some more room clears i thought it's gonna matter here but whatever oh i got that okay i'm gonna bring the tattoo in there and get twice the rewards you also gotta check something yeah it's probably here this is good very nice back at 50 now that's good like a a um what's it called the um keepers sack on sale in a shop i bought that because like that thing will literally just pay itself back he said drop you buy it and it drops coins it's like it's a pretty easy choice i think steam sale kind of an investment in further like so i can buy stuff and next and actually use the sack sometimes coins good next [Music] bye come on all right sure sure i i don't think it bumps so there's one here but i can't take it yeah could gamble for one here but it's so inconsistent i'm not really gonna bother i don't think there was a bomb in the shop either oh there's this though okay well it cost me two coins so whatever i'll bring this for more stuff yeah it's more consistent i'm definitely going to take damage at some point so have my lunch money wrestler thank you for the tier 1 man can i go in here and i have the [ __ ] oh my god nice that's really good i'm glad i bought the tattoo and then immediately get a boss rush or boss thing now we got two items could have asked for anything better there we go all right that's could've been better but whatever refund [Music] nice i gotta start getting some money soon there we go i drop money when i get hurt is that a thing like this okay i can just sell farm for money genius that's really good [Music] [Music] smart it takes your money oh that's a different story jesus we'll just press the attack please thank god i haven't got to pay for that what a scam that's pretty good though [Music] that's pretty good though that's pretty good clear clear okay this should be it's very unlikely something else nice good [ __ ] pretty good oh nice very good oh man is anyone molding doubters doubters doubters [Music] two coins for that one good run so far good run so far couldn't you technically duplicate money when taking damage and collecting it to drink it they said do i drop exactly what i what i 48 i 48 let's take damage in the gate over here let's see what happens no i lost three lost one coin there so it's like i lose more than a game for sure [Music] i know but with counterfeit penny it's not that harsh like well like it's it's not unlikely i have a chance to get more back basically i got like way more penniless than it would look like there you have to be super yeah to like actually do like that the challenge is paid to play i think sure oh my god doubters doubters that was my beloved let's get some damage it's a challenge honestly hmm okay nice nice yes okay that was bad that was bad now actually live support right now this is probably a hard challenge without this stuff but i have this stuff so i don't care anyways takes so much money dude money is just making itself oops i wanna find the shop first this is number two right now it's one okay there we are oh bob nice okay a reverse card this could make two of diamonds it could hey i think i'll buy it's it fool justice anyways not a great hole but we got that for buying that [ __ ] all right fist i'm not gonna take it [ __ ] off we're not doing that i'm actually going to try to win i'm not going to [ __ ] with the believers i would never do that i will not i refuse thanks i'm so fasted holy [ __ ] yes nice garbage walt hello yikes dude okay based [ __ ] no two diamonds but whatever common kid i'll bring this with me for now queen of hearts might be nice if you founded the nation machine they'd come back here and get that the national like genuinely [ __ ] insane money at least uh four coins take one damage uh that's i'm arcade that would be nice liver sitting good though true this is necropolis yeah number two so we gotta be looking for that shop right now so we can maybe get something and the five okay we're actually gaining money it's pretty sick where's the hearts the pockets paying off we need to talk so i can feel the skillet not always good to have how the secret it could actually be here yikes i think i missed it i think i messed it up i didn't all right anyways not a big deal at this point i could just buy a bomb counterfeit pen is procking a lot today god damn no but i ah no no if i'm lucky i can also spawn in the blood nation but wouldn't count on it all right strength again yeah cause that's actually that i think i'm gonna consume the counterfeit penny have it forever there we go all the stars [Music] and we're gonna look for a secret room which might be on the right here actually there are actually so many places it could be so if it's this one i'm very lucky and we get the money boss look at that a gold coin cope cope cope cope go cope cope cope goodbye doctors quick work there we go i don't like the boss side but just i'm just i'll just pop strength [ __ ] it xl there a i think there was a devil deal but i just didn't take it i forgot that goddamn or go do i have goat head no that was last one never mind there might not be a bad one i didn't notice hello i got 20 keys i mind if i do okay can these things [ __ ] off okay thanks good thing i have a bomb [ __ ] oh still got 143 coins i should be good i got these pockets yeah cope i just gained money by getting hit got him more money emperor let's go and there we have it more damage yeah that's fine oh no complaints let's go and there we go angel which one is it i can't tell which one of this there we go thank you what's this okay never mind we could do hush i could have done hers actually with holy water i should have done that i would have been funny yikes golden coin though i don't mind some more money she actually gets oh we actually get hits with that holy [ __ ] damn no idea [Music] yikes this us okay golden okay great thank you hands gone i think there we go there we go goodbye just to ensure the run just insurance i like to call it making sure that you know nothing's gonna go wrong here [ __ ] goodbye all right there we go it should be good for this okay i did not see those coming right lasers [Music] i'm about at the game i'm just out of video game got him here we got him good game man yes two new pills wait what there's more pills [Music] [Music] i don't know what this is even have a heart cool just gonna kill mom's heart with it what the [ __ ] that's all we got nobody gotta do all right there's gotta be something about this challenge i don't know like some rule oh my lord i very much would like to open that but i don't think i can let's get a golden key i don't think that's gonna happen oh we do got money loads of money i can't take so large where is my i got i need some paper my my nose is so runny i gotta i gotta get something [Music] i really didn't expect my uh pull energy to like hit me this late holy [ __ ] now maybe got some bumps that's good that was actually a really good buy i don't think two keys will do it though got a heart i get from kitty no let's tears up i really wish i could open that man so good no good all right on to the next or or we get a cremonicum economic and keys to open the [ __ ] thing i got force keys a coin magnet got a book we're going to try to open a chest with four keys [ __ ] it i didn't think it would work but it might have it could have oh well worth a shot money give me that i'm getting so much money this one like what what's going on thanks i really wanted to open this for free but oh well should be fine i'm missing a key though okay thank you it's very kind it's uh hearts maybe i think hearts are replaced by key by money that's what this is you have to get hearts by killing stuff here's my key no nice all right all right that's good so hmm sure where it could beat them the secret drum that's terrible it's not about the shop there's no other like because it was all clear i'm just doing blindly now [ __ ] it i don't i have no idea i thought it was going to be below here because this this was clear here clear on the left clear on below like the secret room but the other ones there's nothing more like it this really makes sense perfect you are nice i'm not allowed to get healed that was an item that does nothing awesome that's great got three bombs probably so large now i got a bomb back so that's fine no problem pretty sure i'm so far uh tractor phone thank you for that man well that's two bucks done one more and i have uh the thing but it gets discarded wins the challenge try to get try to get i was going to snap my fingers and it will pop into existence just get it all right yeah you can't get harsh i see i see now i understand that's good that's why i'm so rich turret cloth is going to help a lot though it's very good we have bookworm boys oh really dude the fly okay i guess no angel just deals this one then [Music] i'll keep this actually i like this one more all right sure crazy though can i [Music] this could be a secret actually oh that would be way too convenient [Music] well it's one more heart [ __ ] it for now now about a secret room would be nice to have like one more item if we could get it can't be there it can be here i have no idea i'll try this one this one all right that's really like it yeah let me just use the bible that doesn't exist to get the keeper yep no it's it's a book of relations by the way it's not a it's not what you think it is well not too much damage oh i'm thanks shooting i have this thing should be done can i get the devil there we go i'm just not getting i'm just not allowed to get items jesus christ all right this is the have a heart challenge we're just gonna kill mom's heart like this it's not gonna be too bad i think this seems fine as long as all you do is kill mom's heart it's like it really is okay i could do this just now oh you could more bombs little flame eh okay that's actually pretty good why not not a great item but an item let's kill the boss before i lose my [ __ ] angel chance oh this is fine he hit himself wow damage up that's very good i kind of need that i actually really needed that holy [ __ ] who's the boss it's just some guy on steam he's like big horn but i am the boss it's just me smiley face it's great sure he really got through that oh my god that's that never happens yes literally never happens [Music] oh my god [ __ ] rider thank you for the sub man so many bumps all right why not no i never get it i never get it ever why is it so satisfying to just nail those secrets man there's no right to be that satisfying what a [ __ ] secret room the raw crumbling sound effect when you hit it so good so good okay could be all the way to the bottom left it could be or here or top okay all right now that's fine wait i remember the last time i got this room i had the big pill moment in the echo chamber last time i got this room i had i was so big that i couldn't see the screen so i was like where the [ __ ] do i go it was funny it was the big pillar echo chamber big pill incident we got a clean room for once god [ __ ] damn can we heal those hold up no can i no oh my god i can look at that clap any daughters all right easy game best shots neither the secret that would be very nice okay it would have been too convenient you could be here though underwhelming but you know we found it at least i got help from killing him okay wow there we go shoot the whoop i mean they're basically the same thing but this one is more consistent uh the other one is a bit i get used more but this one is nice it just clears the room nice oh very good very good thank you you know since we have um a bed right there i think i'm gonna go ahead wait you can't sleep in the bed after you've used it there were two beds there were two beds well we didn't get anything because still get the money but i don't really need it there we go we can zero pay out sacrifice room did you guys really are you trolling me did you actually see the second bed like how do you how did y'all see that the [ __ ] okay stop rolling nice [Music] please look dude okay i'm lash thank you i think i'll bring that nah that's boring i'll win this that'll mean that now shoot the rupees every room every room ship the whip i think i get that now it can spawn hearts too that's that's true but now this is the better item because i can use it literally every room two coins for fire because the harder hard drops are replaced for uh coins so it's normally too hard but yeah there's two coins now oh we have items too cool that's nice strength what does that do with the card i have double-sided increase uh uh i'll keep magician i think i'll keep it for now very good oh it's to the right okay well actually let me do the give me the cursor we're not no we're not a 6k viewers you're [ __ ] me what the [ __ ] okay i was like what the [ __ ] what what i'll be insane nice i was i was like what the [ __ ] no way one case is really good yeah i think i think i would have noticed in chat i think i would have noticed if it was actually okay free money i guess oh it's this guy doesn't seem like car butter did much of that jacks well cheers up is good it's good item right away look at that all right nice dude okay that's actually very nice i got a lot of money got him more money he's got a north take damage now before i kick the ball so i can get the angel would be slick goodbye every secret room so far but no items yet that's sad oh this is this room is going to hit me goodbye doublelift i'm an inch oh no okay rare rare i'm not gonna pay i'm not gonna do it all right uh i mean what kind of [ __ ] wouldn't do that okay what kind of [ __ ] wouldn't do that we're going to bring it with us no shops in the womb oh we got it nice nice look at this it's so [ __ ] bad oh my god let's add one more chart now well [Music] it rolls into the notch axe and you can't get rid of it yeah that's happened before that's totally fine don't worry about it i'm not worried no no oops okay i like this one i like this one there we go this one's better than ship to work 100 the white pawn is [ __ ] lit and it's also one uh one modern charge now since i have nine which is amazing check this out goodbye so good so good so unbelievably good to have every room [Music] so good oh my god it's so good holy [ __ ] unreal all right more dog food epic there are many spawns in place of hearts so it's a bit weird blood donation like i always get it when i like really do not want it next [ __ ] off i mean you basically have free healing in this run like i don't see the challenge really oh it's so good it's so good dude this adam is sick holy [ __ ] overcharge it thank you thanks buddy anyways i could have charged that but and we win i missed it i missed it completely oh my god how did i do that and we got our mcdonald's i don't know how i [ __ ] it up yes two more pills again with what the [ __ ] wow i've been missing four pips [Music] huh that's crazy oh rule [ __ ] oh they're bad yes i'm glad i didn't do it [Music] i just want to get my item man well i skipped the damage from the door so whatever look at the knife though this should be this is like free freeman from the get-go it's just another repentance you get the shield even what is it never there it's never there why can't it just be there once man i get it anyways but like man but [Music] sure i'm not going to open the secret room until we know what's inside of it until you guys are better more or less i want to fill my water well you put in your money nice mustache albino thank you evening jazz that goal i think is is regular satan i don't there's very few challenges that take you to make a satan i think that's regular i'm not sure though actually mega satan would make sense um yeah it probably is it would make sense [Music] all right better place makes sense the key is there yeah i'm gonna get this sometime one of these days there's gonna be a mega mush one of these days not today it's gonna happen it's gonna happen it's like stunts what the [ __ ] it's pretty good [Music] [ __ ] it [ __ ] perks what's that oh yeah okay yeah i think i know that gave you the effect of um oh nice i'm gonna generate some solo sport for stage two so we can guarantee or like level deals and so on that today um yeah taking solar damage is fine anyways what do we get oh nice trash that's something outside just crashed no today though i hate those guys [Music] thank you can i get both maybe a precise bomb here yes of course i can no i got a heart though yeah three keys but i want to get the shot and stuff really good actually you gotta go i'm gonna go a bit to the yeah there okay let's check for a super secret buddha and you can check a little bit down a little bit didn't blow up good i think i missed it i think i missed it okay this one appears today charge baby is uh decent not bad the sacrifice from here will be nice i'll do the vote there is no item room i forgot so we'll just do the vault hello again mr blonde oh my [Music] well at least it's for the boston i guess and bring the next one for the next floor bombs well i guess no no they will oh never mind two of diamonds tower okay our phantom is that two of diamonds uh this is a problem reverse tower is really good i i was going to bring s hazel but i'll bring tower it's a better resource if i do get bombs it's going to be very good [Music] uh normally i would just bomb them here if i had bombs but i i don't so based what's this okay whatever it was it was just luck good good good you could actually make them do that like open the i can make them open like break the rocks if they see an enemy does that i'll just use the card i think okay stars what's the reverse keeper i don't need that much money no i really don't sacrifice based sacrifices are so good man i'm never not gonna do one let's just check first uh hold up oh it's not clear never mind [Music] do you have a [ __ ] ladder when did i get that did i start with that sick yeah i'll get that that okay so there's two good ways to use my heart right now two very nice ways to do it hello son thanks oh my god dude nothing tentatives you can pick up the bombs with boomerang what it can't it really it can't go over gaps where'd my ladder go [Music] big brain place big bad place too smart too smart too smart this guy is going to go down sorry hmm no i think i will actually okay 42 chance now sacrifice room wouldn't get me that much but the devil begger might so we're gonna we're gonna attack we're gonna talk to him we're gonna talk to him wasn't there a heart in here all right so we have a a lot of things to give to the devil bigger but we can't get to him because i just used my bomb okay never mind we're going to the sacrifice then whoops and teleport yes i'm so unlucky dude what's everyone so mean to me perfect and there it is perfect very good we are good man now that was definitely worth trying didn't get angelite and didn't get teleport like that's that's really unfortunate because it's like a 50 and a 32 percent chance both failed uh so now statistically i think that the angel gate statistically should probably uh should probably open i think so i don't think that's too far fetched oh it did nice and we guessed our bedlam that's good uh do we kill this guy it's a waste of bumps [Music] friends till the end perk is good though that's gonna be useful later what's that i have leather but i use most of my red hearts so where is the mold mold mold oh wait this is actually good yeah yeah let's get that i can mimic perks and just not take much damage you want to like ever pay out you [ __ ] god yeah now we got the wafer for the final boss which is nice i think that's good i also got this it's pretty good too a rude person try about it what i like the star this door is nice tremendous i think it's always worth checking out there are some things you can get in there those are just like so [ __ ] good you know okay [ __ ] 360. what i wish i had my [ __ ] boomerang man some much needed resources can you say okay i know i i don't i'm like i can't say everywhere in spanish okay i'm not gonna do that oh i feel nice remind us where's that knife going where's that knife going man what the [ __ ] i want to see if i can find a beggar or the mesh machine then heal afterwards that would be the plan was that clear no okay that's not clear either i really hope you have somewhere i can spend my health on this floor would be much appreciated because i have a lot of it especially now there's nothing is there is this clear clear clear let's check this big room here clear okay good neighbors best more elf let's get that since i can there we go i could break those but let's break the secret room first cry about it yeah we take that when we get it also if i get team trainer i'm gonna take that too all right always always we take that [ __ ] it's have you ever played tainted eden this is like [ __ ] this is like tainted eating for [ __ ] so the easiest [ __ ] we can do this no problem dude what you should have doubted what the [ __ ] are you talking about we're printing money here man i'm getting wisps easy easy pick up money get hurt give heart get money this is the easiest [ __ ] way of my life [Music] look at this [ __ ] money printing machine buddy i would be rich we haven't found the shop yet and you know what i reel the steam sale so suck my nuts [Music] uh milky blue thank you for the 10 bits room that's going very well very good i see you can see you can clearly see here we got two items in the item shop which is kind of stupid considering we'd like [ __ ] anyways i would like some more but nice job anyways now we got to spend our hearts on something productive and we can go back and heal more and i could get more money go back and get more money and maybe a hard machine that gives me speed up yeah cause the the um the iv bag not the i bike the other thing the blood bag it not only gives hearts it also gives speed and i want that so i'm gonna go and try to get that this we have no we don't have [ __ ] anymore so getting hearts back might be difficult it might be difficult but you know what we are only in bloody caves too we have two more shops i'm gonna go for it the neat thing about it is that it's an item the more items we have the better we got this garbage okay anyways it didn't take that many try so zero point no it's 3.3 speed i'm pretty sure uh but it's very good that's very good 0.3 speed or 0.4 both are very very good but i'm pretty sure it's zero three i could be wrong though it's gonna get again it's gonna get rerolled yeah but it's an item that that's one more item into the rear pool which is good definitely very good you want that my knife never gets rerolled so it's like no matter what happens i will have a knife so sorry about it i think one more item and let's see what happens just say again blade that cat oh that's the dead cat there it is again whoops there goes my hearts i had heart at some point another god and my speed is 0.80 again we got monitor we got money don't worry about it we're good as long as i got my cash i'm not worried about anything perks because why not we still also have the wafer a wafer that can get cannot get rerolled really there you go perk is too charged yeah pretty good pretty good what isn't that effect then what the hell oh based okay no those were not good yep good can't take my soul watch though let me take super secrets come over here please thank you and thank you all right that's fine don't worry about it face shield got a bookstore too what's this though thank you very good he still hit me okay i thought it was going to go he was confused so it should maybe he went another way that's like not towards me because you know the thing but okay this is confusing there's a shop of course good luck though bro can you believe this old dude tried to give me twitch prime if i showed my feet weird what okay okay that needs one more wine boom bruh that that's worthy of like at least three more but i want to waste bumps like attack body necro one okay of course it should be easy though unless it jumps up there stop it oh thank god i didn't do that now we're good that was so precise dude holy [ __ ] uh sulfur no that's not worth i wish i could get a used item man if i got anything if i got like i was hoping for a good they like them i really was not gonna lie we want we want the wafer we want a reusable wafer i'm sorry but ah i like yeah she's fine i'll use it so many aids rooms to go through all four secrets okay there we go finally [Music] okay that's good we got two of it now very nice very nice the retailer was so long for it i just gave up did we get it twice because we had car battery we might have what do we get now who knows we got the wafer we got flights we got soon soil we got good a decent damage it's got move speed wafer is kind of useless though since we kind of already have it nice flying speed in here so nice that is good if we can get into the room for it hold up please ah come on oh we can't get him yes [Music] really all right this is clear no hmm tears up again nice [Music] or you could be the best pill i guess not that but it's nice to have it could be here there we go of course notice if we can real but it's not on these at all uh that was not the shop actually okay it's gonna blow right there i can actually buy something yeah i'm gonna buy something i'm not gonna my angel and my angel and the devil is like 100 so we are gonna buy here an item would be nice he will pay out my god i don't want to lose my perks sorry that's my only guaranteed wafer [Music] it depends on what to find here though all right nothing where's the shop to the right i guess there we go yikes okay 48 hour energy all right what's going gonna get the penny though i i need the the the perks it's gonna like basically carry me through the womb and so on works nice nice [Music] another 8 i angel item to my pool that's always good what we got the packed ladder leather didn't proc though even though we got it that's weird it's actually kind of strange uh yeah roastery epic got nine damage though that's pretty good close pedestal okay that's pretty good actually that's a very powerful one if used correctly i think i also got red stupid that didn't do anything for some reason sorry about the sussy three months just wanted to make you laugh have a good day mr bino that's the three points what what was the the the feet pick thing that was just i i cuz i wasn't sure if it was serious it was a joke i was like what the [ __ ] you know hmm that's a long-ass cooldown holy [ __ ] we be shouldn't have done that actually but whatever i do it for a lot yeah it was joke okay good good good good good that's fine i forgot to thank you for the tears now you're thankful for the bits and for the sub appreciate it please no that's actually good or was it okay okay dude thank for the bits oh now i get the stairway cool i have money i can buy that am i that now we're pretty well off i can move that one more chance tremendous okay that actually works cool and therma another pill please no not today i was really hoping they would go up and they're dead that's good okay thank you oh nasty room yeah my my pill doesn't have like a super long recharge but but i used one makes you larger but you know give me a give me a thing this is like a charged guy where it doesn't give a [ __ ] no they does sorry last bit don oh you streams help me get through my days keep it up gamers dude you don't have to apologize for donating bits man i appreciate it thank you glad you enjoyed the streams too i dropped my snooze into my chair okay my stuck in my chair forever and it's never getting loose so can i put a clip here yeah anything that's on twitch that twitch's website can go here without like any permissions or whatever only external links have to be like get permission for obvious reasons nice money i'm not gonna go in there unless no okay i'm not gonna go in there unless actually there's something there nope freaking snipe like snipe knife i'm so good at missing those holy [ __ ] thank you i got perks don't really need that okay this is not the floor with the rear ropes i can actually do the the cursor now cool especially since you can do that wow goodbye for now sussy man all right yuri take care man get a link to feedback no you can't you actually can what do you think has an english-speaking and spanish speak community like every community in the world i guess right arcade list oh based i want that hypothetically what are the requirements for acquiring the feet pics asking for a friend tell your friend it's time to shut up [Music] d4 why not give me that [ __ ] okay [ __ ] oh well i want more now oh hello let's go [Music] where are my hearts go what the [ __ ] i got that cat again i got that cat again twice okay that's fine i'm not mad look i just got the [ __ ] body man i got the holy mantle though oh i attached it too another perk sort of [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh my god nineveh two which means i'll get a lot of vesps they draw pills nice that's where this came from could speed up yes alright we are very slow there we go i got [ __ ] school back though [ __ ] off what the [ __ ] what what what did i get i shot whatever [ __ ] that thing is so strong dude i think he's actually so [ __ ] strong man holy [ __ ] [Music] what one more range like them let's go oh we got ladder again oh [ __ ] d6 is there holy water i can't afford it yes where my money go i can't afford it uh i got broken hearts i got the i got the broken heart it's over nice 48 hours okay nice one oh i didn't need that you want to open look at the stopwatch that's why the music is so [ __ ] it's gonna be easy oh no it's a long recharge [Music] it means i can't use perk cx thank you and it's gonna need that yo x dude nice okay he wasn't really dead though but okay he had some health left i mean [ __ ] why not oh got this again [ __ ] it's just permanent though i can afford now based [Music] i got bffs epic he's just he's just stuck in a frame i love it [Music] i got salvation again tremendous i'm doing this to just charge my perks that's all i'm doing literally all yeah you got him i need well i could just use the perks i could just use the [ __ ] pill uh oh it gives it double as many bff and rick preston gives like twice no it was just my bookworm anyways any items oh my god it goes through the present i'm done no items yikes oh cool oh rockets one more charge one more charge could it be i'm so slow that oh yeah jax whoops not gonna go into the big one kill him thank you i guess i'll just do that and then kill the boss no i could just use the pillar [Music] let's go next back didn't know where to go x i couldn't move away from him could move that later okay mega mega mode go i don't know why slow a little handles whatever i got sealed [ __ ] i could literally see i could just stand here i guess i can we did it on two health that's crazy mcdonald there we go easy poker ship has appeared in the basement we're looking pretty good our challenges now we're making we're all the way down to brains now 27 [Music] macdonald yes clap so it's a one two three four five six seven eight nine ten we need ten more challenges ten more challenges how many achievements six sixteen six 6 37 like 20 21 21 more challenges ultra hard is there yeah people everyone is like telling me to do that one i haven't tried it i don't know what it is even [Music] anyways that's gonna be for today it's been a good six hours of gaming i'm gonna take uh i'm gonna get some sleep and i'll see you what is it today wednesday thursday tomorrow yeah may or may not stream tomorrow but i will definitely assume on friday so yeah good night thanks for watching take care love you all and wake up have a good one boys bye-bye

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Length: 373min 28sec (22408 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 22 2021