The Carol Burnett Show - Tough Truckers HILARIOUS!

[Music] ah Sally your two boyfriends well I bet you've been dreaming about us if it aint dawn one and Dawn half a one Pete I just wanted to touch something big for good look why don't you grab your nose come tomorrow I am going to be a free man and the competition here between you and me it's gonna get pretty steps shoot boy you got a lot to learn yet remember I got a whole year single life under my belt or has it been a year already since you've been divorced yes siree and I've enjoyed every minute uh you can read English can't you or do you need this translated into gorilla house the bottle of kiss start off with come on just feedback thank you got her motor runnin the day the penny walked out of my life was the happiest day of my life I really started to lift yeah well my happy day is coming tomorrow because my divorce will be final and I don't have to look at that Natalie anymore and you and me you're gonna start hitting them nightspots you knew it I think there are plenty of fish in the ocean yeah come on let's face I'm a man's man I don't need no cute little house to live in with a little picket fence around I don't need to come home talk to some woman confide in their yeah what am I gonna talk about to her anyway I'm Pete Harlan I'm a loner and I what huh how about hamburger hamburger drama but they have me that man-sized steak french fried potatoes paella [Music] hey yeah what's wrong you would but what you're doing there that like a [Music] tell me about all well you keep that up I'll tell you I'm going to another time get your hands off me I'm gonna start stair oh you have burger I'll have steak french fries power mode box Kleenex please okay just please it's dogs joking around like some little girls or something Wow I gotta blow my nose well wipe it on your sleeve a candid suede that's dry cleaners problem don't you understand I don't wanna ruin my jacket panty gave it to me panty penny I am like it's some kind of big baby here use that okay what am I gonna do for one thing you can keep that you gotta straighten out for crying out loud what's the matter with you anyway if you're gonna be man you don't need no wife huh don't be a man you can do it on your own you can no I say you hear that song yeah that used to be Natalie's favorite song we're together all the time we sure do you think that bothers me anymore we are through doesn't mean anything to me anymore turn that thing over imma kick it in hey remember what you just told me shut up did you see my guess I'll have a shot of Ryan a beer of mine here's my nose read this a little bit I don't think she noticed yeah boy does this look good yeah we're not hungry for your food we're hungry for your love well in that case you're gonna starve to death hit the road there yard sale we'll be seeing you again soon it's listen for our horn toot you know I could fall for either one of those two uh kids you just don't take love seriously [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: The Carol Burnett Show Official

Views: 5,703,775

Keywords: Carol Burnett Show, Tim Conway, Harvey Korman, Vicki Lawrence, Truckers, Trucker, Funny, Funniest, Hilarious, Humor, Humorous, Comedy, Comedian, Comedienne, Video, TV, Television, TV show, the carol burnett show, carol burnett, carol burnett tv show, harvey korman, cbs, cbs show, variety show, sketch, sketch comedy

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Length: 6min 15sec (375 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 19 2011