The mugger

[Music] okay great yeah I'll get on it right away maybe let's get in here that's arch we've got a break on that Park muggings case here give me the files right Murphy here I'd like to report a crime hey yeah what did you Sarge I said get this for some file see what's keeping it sighs hey get a load of this spice squad clown all dressed up to catch creeps in the park I don't think so Sarge are you kidding you gotta be a fruitcake to be fooled by this disguise this spot this crummy wig a mile away good can I help you ma'am well I was going to report and cry but I don't think I will have to report a crime I want you to report it oh well it was just a little one I'll wait till I get a whole bunch in you know bringing you want to cooperate with us don't you me oh yes sure now you know if it's people like you that can you make it there we go you're almost there that's it you know it's people like you did come feminist you know what I mean I mean we can't do it all alone we need people that will stand up and fight back that's what I was crying no no I just sit down sit down I want you to take it easy all right now tell me this tell me all about this alleged crime I was walking through part yeah and this BDI little man came up behind me yeah hey Tommy come on they make this guy up in the park suspicion of mugging I've been waiting to catch one of you guys that this I'm sorry you had to see that oh yeah yeah yeah well hey you know if it was easy everybody'd be a cop yeah yeah he's the man what are you okay right yeah yeah it's okay just pretend you read them you know what I mean it's too long to go through that you know hey you're all right a real nice guy thanks a lot well suppose I want to get right down to the what's that I don't know well now wait a minute lady let's let's just take this are you are you actually accusing this gentleman of stealing your purse more yeah now are you aware that that is a very serious accusation boy can you prove that this is your purse oh yeah well you matches mom you know something look at that pretty yeah and I appreciate that but I'm gonna need something more substantial than that I can tell you what you why we stand here horsing around with this side hey let me prove that I couldn't possibly have taken this purse from this lady all right boy Letta cleared me okay all right look just put that on there lady but I know I just pretend you're walking in a park all right now that she is walking in a park okay alright you got the picture now here's me see how I comes up behind us see now I try to get that person I'll watch what happens all right look I can see see what I mean on that thirty no wait if that thing's gonna come on you guys are on drama yeah ain't no way let me try that once yeah go ahead give her out of talk you know you're right what are you saying now lady I'll show you what happen well wait a second lady I don't know if this let's kind of keep going here you know I got to get back to the park in the first place I didn't wear it the way he wore it I put it over one shoulder you know like cher was her stuff and then it was like that see now you be me and then all he had to do was just up behind me and hook his arm through hey Chico [Music] as a mugging in the park kiyoung's I'm telling ya it's great I couldn't possibly have taken it I like to see it one more time it said but this time I'm gonna be you okay all right I am strolling through the park right now you tell me what happened well why are you running up behind me yeah and then I yelled for him oh yeah like this oh yeah relax everything's all right could I drop the charges I think that poor man suffered enough you're all right lady I tell you what here's your purse her purse oh I wish you hadn't said that yeah well I thank you yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean all right here to get a lawyer I get it don't worry don't worry about it we'll get you one a free one you don't have to worry about a gift case won't come up for a couple years I mean okay okay crying oh no no no not now we need it for evidence well I know I can't get hold well take a cab but you got all my money well here's a dime grab a bus we're about 30 get mugged two more times hey I gotta get going myself guys he's got it good good job hey she's got a gun [Applause] see that she try to pull a gun in yeah so is the innocent looking ones ain't it yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] you [Music]

Channel: Carol Burnett show skits

Views: 180,643

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Id: rFyI-ms-87Q

Length: 8min 22sec (502 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 31 2016