captain jack sparrow and will turner sharing one brain cell for about seven minutes

[Music] so um [Music] uh hey yo what the [ __ ] big brain that is a wonderful tree [Applause] who makes all these i do and i practice with them three hours a day you need to find yourself a girl mate you're not a eunuch are you [ __ ] you cheated pirate [Music] you sparrow hey you are familiar with that ship the black pearl i've heard of it where does it make birth where does it make birth have you not heard the stories where is it why ask me because you're a pirate and you wanted to empire yourself is that it never they took me swamps oh so it is that you found a girl if you spring me from this cell i swear i'm the pain of death i shall take you to the black pearl we're going to steal the ship that ship commandeer we're going to commandeer that ship nautical town let's how far are you willing to go to save her i die for her oh good now where is [Music] this is either madness or brilliance it's remarkable how often those two traits come inside [Music] everyone stay calm we are taking over the ship i am my father was not a pirate it's not worth you getting beat again in a fair fight and that's not much incentive for me to fight fair then is it i may have deserved that was for the smell keep a sharp eye i'm so stressed out you sailor cotton sir mr cotton do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death mr cotton answer man he's a mute sir poor devil at his tongue cut out so he trained the parrot to talk for him no one yet figured how mr cotton's parrot same question anna maria suppose you didn't deserve that one either no that one i deserve you stole my boat actually oh gee borrowed bored without permission but with every intention of bringing it back but you didn't you'll get another one i will a better one a better one that one what one that one hi that one looks mute me him a room jack on an island and left him to die but not before he got mad with so that's the reason for all the reasons got nothing to do with it on the fourth morning he roped himself a couple of sea turtles rushed them together and made a raft he wrote the capitalist seat up i see turtles what did he use for rope human hair from my back may i ask you something have i ever given you reason not to trust me yes give us a favor i know it's difficult for you but please stay here and try not to do anything stupid don't do anything stupid you can't i can't like that who are you wait a minute who are you no one he's no one a distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed lovely singing voice though eunuch [ __ ] well nice head [Music] you

Channel: clown energy

Views: 4,292,160

Keywords: funny, meme, jack sparrow, will turner, clown energy, funny edits, iconic, icon, mood, movies, Disney, pirates of the Caribbean

Id: GIPi-9g-MZ4

Length: 7min 6sec (426 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 06 2021