Willy Wonka being iconic for 6 minutes straight

[Music] hello my name is oh i don't care well you should care i'm very sorry nice to meet you i always thought of aruka was the type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot another one i lost your chocolate i can see that the rest of you must be there everything in this room is eatable even i'm eatable but that is called cannibalism of my dear children and is in fact frowned upon in most societies important direct from lumpalet there's no such place what mr wonker i teach high school geography and i'm here to tell you well then you'll know all about it and know what a terrible country it is flavors for candy [Music] bravo well done oh poppycock where is my son where does that pipe go to that pipe it just so happens to lead directly to the room where i make the most delicious kind of strawberry flavored chocolate-coated fudge then he will be made into strawberry flavored chocolate-coated fudge they'll be selling him by the pound all over the world no i wouldn't allow him the taste would be terrible can you imagine augustus flavored chocolate-coated glue and no one would buy it uh you really shouldn't mumble because i can't understand the word you're saying it's all aboard you're all quite short aren't you well yeah we're children well that's no excuse i was never as short as you you were once was not know why because i distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head you could never reach whipped cream precisely that doesn't make sense for your information little girl whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips everybody knows that i'm the world record holder in chewing gum i'm not afraid of anything what's happening two hours later [Music] i've tried it on like 20 oompa loompas and each one ended up as a blueberry it's just weird [Music] i want you to roll miss beauregard into the boat and take her along to the juicing room at once okay the juicing room what are they gonna do to her there they're gonna squeeze her like a little pimple [Music] [Applause] the best kind of prize is a surprise i myself am in the nut business what are you using you know you're really weird mr wonka how much do you want for one of these squirrels name your prize or they're not for sale but she can't have one [Applause] daddy i'm sorry darling mr wonka's being unreasonable [Applause] don't touch that squirrel's nuts seriously i cannot understand a single word you're saying okey dokey don't push my button how about i do anyway if you had to choose only one half of your son which one would it be what kind of a question is that no need to snap just a question here somebody grab them here we go what do you really mean yeah i do but it's made of glass you must be the boys parents yeah that look at me i had no family and i'm a giant success yours is a funny haircut i do not what makes you feel better when you feel terrible my family and you know what i got transferred i have to be more careful where i park this thing you smell like peanuts i love peanuts oh thank you you smell like old people and soap i like it

Channel: clown energy

Views: 11,288,510

Rating: 4.9486585 out of 5

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Id: cE127sNU3uk

Length: 6min 1sec (361 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 01 2021