willy wonka being willy wonka for 6 minutes straight

my name is willy wonka then shouldn't you be up there well i couldn't very well watch the show from up there now could i little girl mr wonka i don't know if you remember me but i used to work here in the factory were you one of those despicable spies who every day tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copycat candy-making cats loser and wonderful welcome back don't you want to know our names can't imagine how it would matter mr wonka i'm valid beauregard oh i don't care i'm for a result it's very nice to meet you i always thought of aruka was the type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot they're real people of course they're real people they're in bloomberg imported direct from lumpa there's no such place what mr wonker i teach high school geography and i'm here to tell you well then you'll know all about it and know what a terrible country it is that pipe it just so happens to lead directly to the room where i make the most delicious kind of strawberry flavored chocolate-coated fudge then he will be made into strawberry-flavored chocolate-coated fudge that'll be selling him by the pound all over the world no i wouldn't allow it the taste would be terrible can you imagine augustus flavored chocolate-coated gloop ooh no one would buy it mr wonka huh why would augustus's name already be in the song unless improvisation is a partnership anyone can do it you little girl say something anything gum chewing gum is really gross chewing gum i hate the most see exactly the same no it isn't uh you really shouldn't mumble because i can't understand the word you're saying by the way no other factory in the world you already said that you're all quite short aren't you well yeah we're children well that's no excuse i was never as short as you you were once was not know why because i distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head look at your short little arms you could never reach whipped cream precisely ah that doesn't make sense for your information little german whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips everybody knows that it's like um no that's it do you even know what it is gum is a full three-course dinner all by itself why would anyone want that amazing tomato soup i can feel it running down my throat yeah spit it out can't have a blueberry as a daughter how was she supposed to compete you could put you in a county fair what's the special prize who gets it the best kind of prize is a surprise if you hate gums so much why do you make it once again you really shouldn't mumble because it's kind of starting to bum me out ah this is a room i know all about but you see mr wonka i myself am in the nut business all i've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and three canoes and a green parrot and a turtle and the silly old hamster i want a squirrel they don't want any old squirrel i want a trained squirrel miss wonka how much do you want for one of these squirrels name your prize or they're not for sale she can't have one i'm sorry darling mr wonka is being unreasonable all the other bad nuts go to the garbage chute [Music] where does the shoe go to the incinerator but don't worry we only light it on tuesdays today is tuesday can't be this many floors how do you know mr smarty pants i want to pick a room go ahead tumbler seriously i cannot understand a single word you're saying okey dokey take it it's just a picture on the screen scaredy cat what makes you feel better when you feel terrible my family [Music] so can you send other things say like breakfast cereal do you have any idea what breakfast cereal is made of it's those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpness what about people well why would i want to send a person they don't taste very good at all ew somebody grab them i think kevin he's completely unharmed unharmed [Music] there is no other way it's television not telephone was quite a difference let's go put him in the taffy puller taffy puller hey that was my idea now how many children are left you mean you're the only one what happened to the others are you ready to leave all this behind and come live with me at the factory sure of course i mean it's all right if my family come too oh my dear boy of course they can't a look at me i had no family and i'm a giant success video about that chocolate fellow wendell walter yours is a funny haircut i do not and you know what i got transferred luckily for us we have the great glass elevator to speed things up if you don't believe me you should ask ask who my father so if i go with you to the factory i wouldn't ever see my family again yeah consider that a bonus

Channel: Sidalee

Views: 9,446,636

Keywords: willy wonka, charlie and the chocolate factory, johnny depp

Id: ZJF3aBg7PwQ

Length: 6min 32sec (392 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 26 2021