Can You Beat Elden Ring As The Burger King?

baron huh what yeah i'm awake wait who are you i am the burger king oh i always thought you weren't real like the tooth fairy or my chances of ever finding love oh ho ho not only am i real but i bring you a challenge of course you do go on then hit me with it well it goes a little like can you beat eldon ring as the burger king 34 that's the number of sponsorship offers i've had since my channel took off it's also the number of sponsorship offers i've turned down because i'd rather bring you my content than try to sell you a vpn or some glorified protein shakes but when burger king kuwait approached me and challenged me to beat elden ring by flame grilling everything in sight while giving me the freedom to do a video exactly the way i normally would i couldn't say no to such a tasty offer so here are the rules they gave me i can only damage enemies using flame spells or weapon arts to flame grill them yum buffs and parries are allowed and i have to collect all remembrances no problem so what am i classing as flame spells well firstly blood flame is off the menu because it also does blood damage and well that's not fire damage otherwise if it's got flame in the name or description then it's probably good to go but i'm also not allowing magma or lava based spells because that's not the same thing basically it's like orange juice i prefer the one without bits in it with all that said it was time to get things hotter than wearing a parka while sipping a ghost chilli smoothie on a july day in kuwait so let's know do you mind i'm trying to do my intro here thanks yeah you know the name profit is the starting class face looking gloriously regal golden seed as a gift fit for a king clothes off because my beautiful skin is enough and it was time for me to go forth and greet my friendly subjects oh dear no i absolutely couldn't face the world without the proper symbol of authority so my first and most important mission was obtaining my crown i'll be back pal i ran to gate front and talked to my imaginary friend who gave me an imaginary horse with equally imaginary poise and then i hotfooted it straight up to leonia for the glintstone key well that went amazingly smoothly headshot inside the academy i ran past everything in shame at my naked face and grabbed the olivinus crown from atop a rock this headpiece reduces your hp by 10 but it's the only one available before beating any bosses that can complete my look and on the plus side it increases intelligence by three points so that's completely useless ah yes the king is here to deliver and i'm bringing that beef to your grill now my glow-up was complete i could show my face in public once more so it was time to run some errands i had a chat with vader who was shaping beef patties with his hands in my honour stopped by stormhill and grabbed some stones spanked a pot stole from the less needy picked up some drinks to go with my meal deal listen to some pompous idiot spout rubbish and then turned off my last video and listened to kenneth instead took a deep dive to the how can we shoehorn outer space into this game area to collect some useful runes and upgrade materials and finally headed back to leonia to snatch up the fire monk's prayer book because it was about time i filled my big stupid head with knowledge now i had the prayer book i decided to stop ghosting melinda and let her take me on a date to the worst party ever at which point she ditched me thanks i handed in the prayer book to corin and it was time to go do some shopping the profit class starts with catch flame and corin also sells flame sling by default whilst giving him the book also unlocks oh flame and surge o flame who names these things seriously so i popped some runes and bought up everything i could afford leveled up my finger sealer touch made small talk and bounced yep i'd rather be in kailid specifically sprinting past rabid hell bats in fort farath for half a chocolate coin before going down to fort height for the other half sheesh fine i guess i'll deal with kenneth's little problem while i'm here more shameless thievery followed i reached northern leonia completely seamlessly oh that don't worry it's just a scratch took the lift of dectus up to the altus plains sprinted past boat granny to seathwater river and proceeded onwards to grab the fire scorpion charm from the top of fort laid live yeah there anyway this talisman increases physical damage taken by 10 percent but boosts fire damage by 12 so it's pretty much a no-brainer for this run finally i returned to the round table bought the remaining incantation from wheel neck leveled up myself and my flasks and it was time to actually kill stuff let's quickly talk about the fire incantations catch flame is pretty great it has a fairly fast cast and can be chained staggers well and pretty much carries the run until the later game flame sling is kinda sluggish but perfectly decent as a ranged option o flame is a worse catch flame and sergio flame is about as useful as tits on a ball with all that said it was time to use stormville as my testing grounds and it went a little like this [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] i am the lord of all that is golden you're dead please shut up i wasn't sure if i would end up needing to parry anything in this run but i bought a buckler from goffstock just in case and returned to the round table hold to meet enya and her giant kitkat whilst there i stopped to admire nafely some more immediately went and cheated on her with fear and procured a dagger for my troubles before setting out into the big wide world again and you know sometimes only a montage will do so okay hold up we all know how utterly busted this thing can be so don't worry i'm not going to abuse it for this run because it's just too cheap but i did still want to grab it just so i can demonstrate it at some point i also grabbed a couple of other things here flame grant me strength gives a 30 second buff to fire damage of 20 so is incredibly useful as for well oh flame uh-huh i'd rather eat ice cream made out of my own toenails thanks one of these days i'll actually bother to learn the red wolf fight properly today was not that day though so i took advantage of the fact that fur is pretty flammable to bludgeon my way through for some important rewards including another memory stone the radagon icon which shortens casting time and the carolus glintstone crown which of course completes the classic king of burgers look also this one doesn't affect your hp giving a 9 reduction to stamina instead but given that the last thing i ran was a bath who cares [Music] of course you can't have a burger without a healthy unhealthy dose of cheese hey moongram can you uh just uh go up the elevator for me i have no idea what actually happened there but i'll gladly accept i wanted to do some clean up around the early areas before taking on ranala so this is what i did i went to celia met gary and picked up the spelldrake plus one talisman which would come in useful for the next couple of fights i danced around the tree sentinel like i almost knew what i was doing until he died i chased a gill around a lake and burnt his nose a lot until he fell in love with me and gave me his heart oh i met bach went and sauteed his entire family and bought the dragon fire incantation from the church of dragon communion i brought hot fiery death to a man cosplaying a burger bun and met another beautiful queen i told kenneth i'd got rid of his little issue quickly hitler's dary will met a nice lady called arena poor boy i sure do hope her quest is uplifting and road to castle mourn to throw some chicken nuggets in the fryer before dying to leonine misbegone i mean before beating leonine miss begone of course i chilled with the boys on the beach and then went to merckwater cave to give patches a spicy warning i killed the putrid avatar in caled which is pretty easy given the wooden fire kind of a classic combo this guy drops the flame shrouding cracked here which gives a 20 boost to fire damage for a whopping three minutes and also stacks with my other buffs i leveled up a bit brought the heat to aiden in exchange for one of the most useless incantations of the ron hold that thought though blitzed through ruin stream precipice for smithing stones and got my seal up to plus 13 which is unlucky for some especially if their name is banana head egg [Music] lady in her bowl her children are tiny but she's so tall the law of [Music] [Music] she spends spells she spam spells she jumps back and spam spells so you don't you burn and she still spans [Music] let me um not dead i now had the ability to respec which was great since i didn't need it at all and i decided to do some any other business in leonia first i hit up carrier manor now this place is annoying as hell unless you have the power of fire in which case it's actually tragically easy i grabbed the sword of knight and flame just because it has a flame weapon arm even though i had no intention of ever actually using it and then it was loretta time once again spell drake talisman comes in handy here but otherwise it's just a case of baiting out her close range attacks and flaming her flanks or dodging forwards through her magic spam and arrows how do you set fire to a ghost exactly next i grabbed the medallion piece from albus and put down the omen killer took my revenge on glinstein dragon smarag is it just me or do all the dragon names in this game sound like they were just taken from some random word generator on the internet and decided to indulge in some jolly uncooperation this should be fun i'm sure the community will welcome me with open arms and except my flame grilled whoppers yes classically ernie let's try again uh gg me again oh good a moonvell user and eleonora's pole blade this is gonna be great [Music] well look if you're just gonna let me do that thanks upon returning to my world i discovered that my diet of nothing but pure prime beef had given me the power to destroy stone itself vader gave me a napkin to clean myself up and i headed up to the four belfries to give the grafted scion and impromptu cooking class wipe up a nasty ketchup spill and grab the stormhawk king ashes so i could carry them around like pocket sand do you want to go to mogwin cheers for that although i didn't need anything specific here you can pick up some pretty juicy runes so it was worth getting out of the way early finally i had to visit the number one dish on my menu [Music] oh hey girl i love the way you bend that back for me i spoke to this polite fella bought rya's necklace and one prawn cause you never know when hunger will strike and took the necklace back to my new queen sorry ladies in exchange for an invite to her private quarters which is nice but i'd stalled long enough time for radon they say roasted bugs are the food of the future i'm not convinced so i went to celia crystal tunnel to test it out as well as collecting a bunch of smithing stone five then did the same in altus tunnel up my seal to plus 15 leveled up when i was ready for the big guy dodge the arrows ride around the right hand side and circle around and let's test out the damage flame sling not bad [Music] catch flame decent and super dance damage yep i know what i did wrong there i didn't have the right music take two [Music] [Music] wow [Music] [Music] the festival was done blythe nursed a hangover and alexander had the munchies the bodies found here are exceedingly fine sure i can't tempt you with a bacon double cheeseburger instead so i met up with raggedy anne because this is what you all want really we'll thou enter into my vast crater i gave the dagger to d and he died disturbingly distorted by death flight i descended down to nokron where i dutifully dispatched a despicable doppelganger i think his name was ronald or something lit up all the barbecues and went to get me some venison this fight was surprisingly annoying firstly because it was first thing in the morning when i did it and i had the reflexes of a pebble and secondly because catch flame would miss him as often as it would hit but the regal ancestor spirit quickly became another notch on my remembrance's bed post i grabbed the finger slayer blade from night sacred ground and traded it in with the doll for a crappy statue wow nobody tell him i'm here [Music] [Music] [Music] have you ever felt the curse with your whole being weirdo my six-pack queen was doing the big sad so i gave her the ashes i'd been carrying around in my i'm not sure really where i'd been carrying them and it made her less sad and then i went to volcano manor to meet my scoliosis queen and by margaret shackle from patches i would return to complete the manor later but for now there was still a couple of useful items i could grab from this area firstly i killed the nearby ulcerated tree spirit unpopular opinion but i actually love fighting these things they're good fun sadly i had underestimated the gravity of the situation but i wasn't going to make that mistake twice the tree spirit turned to charcoal and i was the proud owner of the cerulean hidden tier this physic eliminates all fp consumption for 15 seconds which is particularly useful for stacking buffs at the start of the fight so it would stay in my flask along with the flame tier for most of the remainder of the run i also picked up golden vowel from nearby which boosts damage and defense for 80 seconds and stacks with flame grant me strength handy the people of the lands between wouldn't know good food if it walked up to them and slapped them in the face with a flame spell hey melano what's your favorite food see it was about time for the king to bring his hot flame grilled menu to the masses like this guy another satisfied customer i made sure to pick up the golden order principia after the boss fight purchase law of regression from corin respect to int and i was ready for eldon rings big reveal so skip ahead now if you don't want spoilers i know right gold mask i thought he was alive all along [ __ ] was crazy huh i was feeling particularly friendly this run so i decided to help millicent next which would involve taking out o'neill this wasn't particularly challenging just remove the grunts from the equation and then abuse the age old secret strat of um walking left a lot o'neill dropped the needle and i gave it to millicent for her to do [Music] oh next up i headed to shaded castle grabbed millie a new arm fought the fearsome duo boss of elmer of the briar and his stupid boss room moseyed on up to dominola where i came out on top in a grilling competition against one of those wacky waving inflatable tube men gave the prosthesis to millicent took a quick trip to moguin bloodlake for the haligrek plus two talisman and it was time for morgot pillagers emboldened by the flame of ambition did somebody say flame as long as you have margaret shackle the first half of this fight is a breeze buff up run up to him shackle catch flame to the face move away when he recovers as he will probably do the reign of swords wait for your next opening and shackle again and that should see you into phase two then it's just a case of picking moves to punish the spear charge is a good one as are both his blood blade attacks which have a long window at the end and although the first cast of catch flame isn't exactly the fastest it can be chained so this is a good opportunity for multiple casts morgot was felled by my flames of ambition at the second time of asking i tried to enter the erd tree but a tree machine broke so i proceeded up through the forbidden lands to the mountaintops of the giants where it was finally time for me to level up my arsenal at the top of guardian's garrison you can pick up the giant's prayer book and giving this to any of the clerics such as this lovable dog pope lets you buy the two best flame incantations in the game giants flame take thee and flame fall upon them so let's talk about these for a sec giant's flame take thee lobs a powerful flaming meatball at enemies and although it's expensive taking up two memory slots and costing 32 fp per cast it's superb on smaller sized enemies and bosses due to its high knockdown potential it can also be charged for extra damage in a wider aoe but i wouldn't have the time to exploit that in most fights flame fall upon them shoots out a number of smaller fireballs and whilst each individual hit doesn't do enormous damage this is good for larger enemies with big health pools as connecting all the shots will still do a decent chunk plus it has the advantage of only costing 18 fp per cast time to check them out no ranny you were so pretty and now you're just spare ribs i guess i should finish off your quest though i walked from renner's rise to knox stella sprinted past just about everything coaxed ranny out of retirement hurry up though please it's freezing and then it was time to try these hot new toys out guess he couldn't stand the heat get out of my kitchen scrub lord there's nothing quite like being double teamed by scarlet rot and a giant space dildo bug to bring my arrogance crashing back down to earth so i did exactly that here's how it went [Music] so uh [Music] [Music] yay oh you want some two cold wings i just turned your little bug brother downstairs into hot sauce mate don't think i won't crap on you with the force of 1 000 suns 2 [Music] as always with the dragons boot the snoot easy 120k next it was time to make sure that the gargoyles are still the worst boss in the game yep i talk more about this fight but quite frankly they do not deserve the attention may they die in obscurity i took a nap in a coffin woke up in a beautiful neighborhood child grilled some ants for some runarks and took on fierce champions who basically consisted of sorcerergie bunch of people who actually knew what they were doing no specific strat for this one just kite them around and throw fiery stuff at them easy peasy theo was so impressed that she let me motorboat her and then promptly died and it was time for forty sacks look i know everyone loves the farron fatty but this is my favorite dragon fight of the game come on you big sexy vaporwave lizard i also don't know it very well but just like every other dragon fortnite sucks is particularly weak to a giant fireball to the face and despite the lightning strikes catching me out a few times it only took two tries to bring 46 back down to earth with a whimper thanks for the rune fear i'll be sure to store it in my box of completely pointless items you know what's even better than the giant's flame incantations giant's flame incantations cast with the giant seal which gives a 20 boost to all giants flame and fire monk incantations sadly this does not include catch flame but using it is still a no-brainer the seal can be obtained from the giant conquering heroes grave in the mountain tops in a room with a fire prelate i also made sure to get all the smithing stone bell bearings from the crystalline the sealed tunnel and altus and the zamor ruins and it was time for the best area in the game if you hate yourself anyone for roasted lobster tail wish.com moog could do one the only reason i was here was for all the smithing stones and the shackle so i leveled the giant seal up to plus 22 and it was time to catch up with some old pals they say the real treasure was the friends we met along the way who inexplicably died because it's a from soft game and oh you're still alive and you've got a happy ending this is highly unorthodox miyazaki gold mask was also still as alive as a zombie cosplaying a sunflower can be so we t-posed together to assert dominance over corrin and i went to altus to ensure that boggart's quest would end suitably i got crab cooked up fresh no crab only burger although i'll take your crab as well thanks i figured i'd head back to the manor to check up on ryan your dress is unbuttoned oh my gosh remember earlier when i mentioned how busted flame of the red mains is but how i still wanted to show it off at some point well this is that point the reason i picked the godskin noble is because i watched a friend of mine use the ash in this fight and it was laughable how trivial it made it so i upgraded a dagger slapped the ash on it and here we go all it takes is two casts of flame of the red mains to break the noble's posture each time which on a melee build would open him up for a riposte but in my case just gave me a window to spam flames at him this thing is so effective that it can even trigger the stagger while he's in the middle of his donut impersonation so yeah i'm not touching this thing again there's only so much cheese i want with my burger with the noble dead i gave rya the most romantic gift i could think of which prompted her to beg me to kill her sorry girl but no that's a level of kinkiness even i'm not comfortable with castle seoul sounds like it should be a really nice place like the costa del sol or something oh boy is that really not the case luckily i have nile down to a t now so there wasn't much hanging around really this strat works for most builds go right as soon as you enter the fog and it should give you time to take out the first summon nile stays passive until both of them die so pick off the second one but once he goes electric just keep distance and he will spam the same moves over and over either the leaping leg attack or the dash and thrust the leaping attack is the most common one and he always follows it up with a prod which you can either sidestep left parry or roll back from as i did in this case to give myself space to cast if he does the big aoe then just run away otherwise this is simple stuff as shown here [Music] with the second medallion piece i could pay a visit to another place that isn't as nice as it seems yep here's a little tip though with fever's cookbook from lim grave some cracked pots mushrooms and some trina's lilies you can craft sleep pots pusha bye baby on the rooftops as pretty as the hailing tree is i wanted to be as strong as possible before tackling it so i raided the moonlight alter area for some smithing stone ape collected some more from yellow annex tunnel maxed out my giant seal at plus 25 and leveled up after nuking everything in sight in the tree of hell i was ready to face loretta now i've made a few tongue-in-cheek comments before about how easy i find this boss and i know that some of you disagree so i figured i'd just show you the whole fight since i don't usually feature this one so much melanoma music please [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] millicent was just hanging around looking all cool so i said hi before making my way through elphill where despite all of the garbage the game tried to throw at me the deadliest enemy still proved to be myself as i got distracted by the twitch stream i had on in the background after making sure i picked up the dragon crest great shield talisman i got down to the real reason i was here no no not her i'll be back i meant my bionic friend i was in the mood for takeout and by that i mean take out this annoying tree spirit from the safety of a nearby branch and then it was time to help millicent defeat her sisters this fight can be a bit irritating due to how squishy milly is at times and keeping her alive for the duration is the real battle but she goes ahead and dies anyway because this is a fromsoft game go figure both siding with her or her sisters rewards you with a decent talisman but neither was the real reason i was here completing her quest will make gary drop flock's canvas talisman upon death this talisman boosts all incantation potency by eight percent so of course it's a must for any faith build just a quick note that you can get this by killing millicent earlier in the quest but of course as i've said before i'm all about the law i was feeling a little bit low on memory slots so i went and obtained a couple of extra memory stones one from killing demi-human queen maggie and mount gelmere and another from the top of celavus rise and with my new loadout it was time to take on the biggest unit of them all now you'd think a boss called fire giant might be an issue on a run where i can only do fire damage but surprisingly enough he only has a fire absorption rating of 50. in case you don't know what that means it means that he absorbs 50 percent of my fire damage so my incantations only do half of their max damage however his weak spots take extra damage anyway so really this was much easier than i'd expected for phase one buff after the fog jump on torrent and then iframe off him to avoid the snowplow if he leaps that's the best rng for the start as it leaves you right next to his ankle break the shackle and do as much damage as possible before he rolls away then just make sure his fireballs are always cleared and hang around his ankles to bait out the punishers all of his big stomp moves are great as you end up perfectly positioned after dodging and if you learn the position of the fire columns when he does his aoe that gives you a huge window to pepper him with flame phase two triggered and fire giant tried to bring barbecue to a burger cookout what a douche everyone roast him for this phase i stayed off the horse as much as possible trying to bait out his slams while staying locked onto his chest only using torrent to escape fireballs or his flame belly spew hitting his open breast eye does extra damage like wow his hp bar actually showed some yellow so that's nice and then it was just a matter of playing the patient game and managing my fp to finish off the battle i'm the only legend round here pal the fire giant's remembrance is the only one that gives anything useful for this run in the form of the burn o flame incantation it's firestorm i refuse your new nomenclature although it doesn't outperform the other spells in my kit bag it still has plenty of uses as you'll see soon enough for now i was disgusted by the absolute state my staff had let my restaurant get into so it was time to slap on some tunes slip on some rubber gloves nope horny jail for you and get down to some cleaning [Music] so [Music] that's better clean house clean mind and so on now i could relax as i prepared to get shish kababbed up the backside for the next eight hours or so you might think actually this was a lot simpler than i'd expected thanks to the silent mvp of the ron no really i told you it had one use let me demonstrate [Music] here's the strat then keep distance so she edge walks and casts flame of the fel god then switch to your spicy meatball when she's on the ground she will tend to stand straight up again after this but firestorm can come in handy here using giant's flame takethy without the stagger first can be pretty ineffective except when she's already committed to certain moves as she'll just input read it and dodge otherwise this strat can zip through phase one with one slight problem that wasn't even a highlights reel that footage was all from one attempt so that's fun of course this is melania's most notorious attack so here's how i usually deal with it as i was keeping distance naturally running away from the first flurry was never an issue after that i prefer to dodge back through the second floor and then turn round and dodge back and away from the final one light equip load really helps here as for phase two well flame of the fell god is nowhere near as effective here since she hops around so much so just gotta get above average i guess all in all it went a little like this [Music] [Music] so [Music] so [Music] so [Music] [Music] your strength extraordinary when i was planning this run there was only one boss that really concerned me and it wasn't the one i'd just done yep snaky jake here has a whopping 80 fire absorption which is not surprising since he literally bathes in the stuff and on top of that he has a whopper of a health bar so normal flames simply wouldn't do it but i did have an ace up my sleeve that i'd been saving for this moment black flame you see black flame incantations do fire damage but also apply a burn over time effect that chunks a fixed percentage of health relative to the boss's total hp it's not a big chunk but it's a dam site more effective than the alternatives so i grabbed the godslayer prayer book and seal from behind the stone sword key door in stormvale and it was time for the hardest and by far the longest fight of the run although spells have good range in this fight it's best to stay fairly close up mainly because it makes it slightly easier to avoid his utterly cracked ground explosion but it also prevents him doing his poison spit so much which can be really irritating to deal with yeah nope again pick a direction and keep circling baiting out the head slams and punishing with black flame and then switching to scouring black flame if you get the stagger once phase two begins when reichod strings up his fiery skull bunting everywhere you know it's really party time the circle and counter strat is the same but this time you want to keep distance to make it easier to out space his attacks and then move back into punish staying aware of the explosions you can throw a couple of cheeky fireballs at him when he starts to summon the wrath of satan itself but then the best way to deal with this rubbish is to run towards the furthest edge of the arena from him and circle around it outpacing the skulls as long as you're far enough away from him you can take your eyes off him completely as his blasphemous blade weapon art won't ever actually reach you patience is key for this fight to give you some indication the winning attempt took almost 17 minutes so you have to stay focused for a long time here are some of the highlights from it [Music] holy crap yum that looks delicious tanith can i have the recipe it was time to go and use my imaginary friend as kindling i'll miss you strange underused lady whatever your name is still i could drown my sorrows in the party capital of firamazoola where everyone just wants to have a good time i even met a swinger couple who wanted me to join them but the king is a man of standards so i politely declined their offer no flame of the red mains this time i was going legit and this was pretty simple and only took two tries i mainly used flame fall upon them as it can hit both god skins at once even if they're not right next to each other and i was helped by the fact that their fireballs get blocked by the broken pillars but yours don't abuse the pillars again whenever big bertha does the michelin tyre and just keep kiting around keeping broken pillars in the way for the dogs the party was far from over so i progressed through the area clearing out all the dancing birds avoiding the dj who threatened me with glow sticks petted a few dogs and taught my old mate bernal a thing or two about the power of fire banal of course drops the blasphemous claw which is also of course completely pointless ooh i wonder what's down here i feel rough that was some party her plassy [Music] this is what society would look like if malaketh wasn't made of tissue paper sadly he is so after removing the real final boss of the area from the equation to give myself some semblance of a challenge it was time to chuck hot stuff but hot stuff till he succumbed pathetically i wasn't even playing particularly well and finished him off second try because damn everyone look at his tiny health bar and laugh seriously as long as you don't get caught by one of his wombo combos this is easy as you like we don't talk about the first attempt lane dell was looking kind of ashy corrin was looking kinda completely devastated good f that guy gold mask was looking only a tiny bit more dead than usual but thanks for this gift and then i had the small problem of gideon to deal with now gideon is a boss who is easy to underestimate with his constant spam of high damaging spells and his ability to heal of course like most sane people you wouldn't know that because you'll have killed him before he's even finished flapping his gums for someone so all knowing you'd think he might have seen that one coming [ __ ] the longest journey was almost over but i couldn't help feeling like i'd forgotten something oh yeah this guy all right blb quick in and out [Music] oh man i really should check these things out beforehand okay let's take that one back mr dj it's time for the black flame remix disclaimer i really suck at this fight [Music] [Music] [ __ ] [Music] [Music] i can see it as clear as day i'm just going to say it this absolute specimen of a man should have been the final boss a king knows a king when he sees one and godfrey is the chattiest king of them all at least that's how i feel when i fight him melee with the twin powers of fire and distance he's pretty easy to bait out attacks from and punish pretty much everything he does in phase one can be punished from distance except when he keeps stomping in which case just ride it out until he gets bored his stomps are pretty easy to dodge as the timing is so regular and telegraphed you can just run around his big ground aoe to make it easier to out space and it's no sweat getting him to phase two of course once he rips off his fur coat and smears himself in ketchup your windows are a lot smaller for casting but moves like his leaping grab the ground slam and his big aoe can all be punished as long as you don't hang around godders might have more hp than furry deathboy did but this was still over as disappointingly quickly as my last romantic encounter yes i am referring to hugging fear godfrey gave me his crown and said here you dropped this king and i was ready to finish in style but of course the burger king is a man of the people and i had plenty of them to say goodbye too [Music] [Applause] we had fun [Music] i have no idea who those guys were time to finally enter my new flagship restaurant in time for the grand opening oh looks like the builders are still here first up was radagon who threw some fries at me man he really wanted me to have his fries like really he can also catch up to you pretty quick okay yes i'm ashamed of that one deal with it i'm gonna be honest here radagon is very close to being a great boss but his excessive spamminess at times pushes him right over the edge into just being a really annoying one on the plus side fire is one of the best elements to hit him with but on the downside he'll parry half of it for breakfast and return it to you with a side serving of holy pain he can be extremely hard to read at times due to the way he'll sometimes chain moves that most of the time would have a cool down afterwards when he teleports 5000 times in a row that's what's known in the business as a total dick move and when you get him down to his last bit of hp he tends to go all john wick dead dog mode on you so on these types of builds it's difficult to reach the end of this phase with a lot of hills left even with lord's divine fortification on to negate a lot of the holy damage because he will still nightcrawler right into your face mid-casting animation that slap you all the way into eldon ring 2. fortunately i know the olden beast phase of the fight so well by now that i'm pretty confident in my own ability to get through it with very few heals as long as i have enough fp which is good because two crimson flasks was all i had at this point game face on it was time for me and interdimensional nessie to dance the last dance that's how i roll i have one speed i have one gear go how do you survive that because i'm because i'm me because of me i'm different i just have a different constitution i have a different brain a different heart a different you know i get tired of blood man what i'm harnessing now is absolute focus [Music] it's fine but but for me it's it's i've just answered to a higher calling and it happened in the blink of an eye and i'm totally excited by it you know yeah i i am on a drug it's called charlie chane um it uh it's not available because if you try it once you will die your face will melt off and you tell them to weep over your exploded body um too much the run i was on made me sinatra flynn jagger richards all of them just look like you know droopy eyed armless children i i expose people to magic i expose them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring normal lives and i gave that to them i may forget about them tomorrow but they'll live with that memory for the rest of their lives and that's a gift man [Music] can't is the cancer of heaven i can't do it the nike slogan doesn't say just try it okay just try it no just do it man here you go love i think you dropped this i used gold masks roon to do something i'm not sure what but i think it was okay the final cutscene played and the tastiest challenge run in the lands between was over i had beaten elden ring as the burger king well i'd beaten the tutorial at least time for the real first boss of the game guys thank you so much for watching and of course thank you to burger king for giving me the opportunity to do this in the first place and if you enjoyed my content then please consider leaving a like and subscribing to the channel for plenty more of the same

Channel: Baron's Castle

Views: 575,634

Keywords: Elden Ring, Burger King, Burger King Challenge, Elden Ring challenge run, can you beat elden ring as the burger king, flame spells only, flame only, fire only, dark souls challenge run, barons castle, ps5, elden ring flame only, how to beat elden ring flame only

Id: 13UzYfj42ZE

Length: 59min 3sec (3543 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 21 2022