Can You Beat Borderlands 3 WITHOUT Any Gear?

Gear is what completes a Borderlands experience the entire point of this glorious series is to pound your enemies til they finish all over you exploding and a bunch of neat gear and weapons the more you progress the better the gear gets which is needed for later more challenging enemies what if we stripped ourselves of our gear and did the opposite of what this game was all about today we will answer a question no sane person has ever asked can you beat Borderlands 3 without using any gear no one has ever asked this question because if they did they'd be a hentai area51 speedrunner which there's absolutely nothing wrong with that baby whoa but before we partake in this run that I know will be equivalent to literal boner kryptonite let's discuss a few rules gentle boys and the 5% of females that watch my videos rule one I need to get naked and fast I know how much you guys appreciate my Greek God stature so fortunately for you no gear will be allowed whatsoever for this run that means guns class mods shields etc will not be used we're going to treat those items like cooties from the Rugrats because that shit is icky rule 2 Borderlands 3 is a good game there are actually good vehicles mounted turrets and barrels that could be turned into projectiles which consequently will allow me to use them as improvised weapons in my travels while we are on this subject I now may as well shut down the same 5 people that comment on every video telling me to do the exact same challenge on Borderlands the pre-sequel listen I won't because if you didn't know there are two types of games out there the good ones and the pre-sequel don't worry folks I'll be here all night baby and now let's saddle up boys will we be able to take down categorise but pluged will the agonizer 9000 ruin my chances of actually getting this show on Disney Channel grab your little hug fruit barrels and paw patrol marshal blankies as Papa Snax approves something to the internet that literally no one cares about let's get to work our character is very important to us this run this will most likely be our win condition so that means Amara obviously the best vault hunter in the game will be our go to pick now that flak has been picked it is time to get to work I understand that making builds in Borderlands 3 is a very new concept I know people are out there still learning how to open those little wax sticks with liquid sugar in them or how to wipe while sitting down let alone the tedious task of making bill in Borderlands 3 hey guys borderland slut 60 guys are coming at you with it so today we will skip all that good stuff and show you what your first playthrough of Borderlands 3 should look like firstly our character must be named I names flak after an absolutely gorgeous and illustrious channel member that also so happens to be a person cosplaying as plankton trying to steal my Krabby Patty secret formula but we don't have time for such shenanigans in claptraps peril of getting a salad vacuum tossed by the Insane Clown Posse's magnet I realize that the selfless cute little robot experienced this pain so we didn't have to but less about our heroes let's talk about the sensations / majority of this run our weapon will be nothing but our fists these things here are not only capable of bringing my enemies that sweet sweet skull face emoji but also disciplining in mass quantity these fists were tinder matched with my enemies and they were looking for more than just a fuck buddy now don't be alarmed when you first start this will all seem very overwhelming but eventually you'll find that these techniques you will learn will make the pornographic material on turbo Fist my anus calm look trivial in comparison and that's because it absolutely is our goal this run is to become some sort of weird offspring conjured from a threesome between one punch man's very own Saitama brick and the borderlands gaminggod jolts dude himself the beginning of this run is not a difficult one so we won't have to tap into this transformation just yet not even 15 minutes into the challenge and we are immediately insulted by gearbox when they forced me to pick up a shield in order to continue in my quest gearbox assuming my need for a shield is absolutely tasteless and disgusting Shiv should probably retire and change his name to shit because all that was needed to take him down was a couple of well-timed barrel shoves it's fine that I miss everything it's not like baby man over here is gonna do something about with Shiv dead I achieved level 2 and that means that now the turns have tabled Amara's action skills will be my saving grace and condom to keep me safe during this absolute fuck fest of a run face cast will be one of the main sources of damage carrying me into the late game this will be my bread and butter action skill to say the least allowing me to deal damage from afar and trigger a couple of active skills but we'll get into that later for those of you curious owls out there no you can't pull an Ezio Auditore on our whay claptrap but hey just as I attempted to ask the hottest coolest guy in my class a prom at least I tried Captain Underpants needed to be saved and in the meantime I think this would be a perfect opportunity to tell you guys that there will be a link in the description to every boss fight whether you are a curious naysayer or just want to enjoy witnessing me fart shit and sperm myself scared every boss fight the link will be below the road to Underpants is a long and dark one for those of you unaware this video also has a secret challenge tied to it that I unlocked in the main menu using this cheat code from here on out I cannot use the words ass butt or butthole this will be a hard one for thus ends a channel our hardest challenge yet if I pass this challenge I get a glorious grand prize of nothing and if I lose you guys get a sense of Keeley's tendon reveal this very self-imposed challenge led me to experiencing the most depressing and heart-rending experience a man of my intellectual caliber which by the way is equivalent to my grandmother learning how to use her iPhone has ever endured imagine going through a group of enemies punching them and bringing them nothing but full fledged enemas of fists and dirty sweaty palms but not being able to make a single overuse and za'darius joke absolutely disgusting either way I made sure I had all their consent before taking them to flavortown and I'm not going to lie my sensual confrontations with these bandits was something else baby for this first planet expect some simple spongebob battle for bikini bottom gameplay because it will all play out as you would expect pressing right-click on an enemy guarantees their certain death a couple of black dynamite bullhorn bitchslaps and this shit is nothing but a cakewalk even though I enjoyed my time I was missing something I know you sick little fucks it wasn't rule 34 of Ellie it was a vehicle that she gives to us although getting to it first will have me going through my grandfather's hemorrhoids and back this will all be worth it about 30 minutes and a couple of farts later your boy now had a cool whip mouthpiece was on my radar but I first needed to catch a quick episode of sensor does side-quests the children of cringe HQ stood before me and it was time to divide a couple of cheeks by zero we had a small problem though and that was that even after a couple of quests I was still under level which was quite a big no-no seeing as I had no shield but I had to toughen up smoked a couple of beers and get to work I won't lie to you guys I died a decent amount but mostly turned my enemies into origami with the fury of a thousand Shaolin monks in that weird vault lady that oddly gives me a boner from Doctor Strange my fist an ancient kung-fu Panda three techniques brought mouth turd misery and absolute pain I was worried this boss fight would be difficult without a shield but as long as you always keep moving and occasionally hitting that boy with a ten-piece nugget and large dr. pepper combo you can easily make it out of this one the enemy's leading up to Lilith were nothing but mincemeat in the scheme of things and paid with their blood Skyrim Imperial Guard style after a quick revive which was awesome because I rarely ever get to touch women we took to the skies just as invader zim did when he was kicked off of his homeworld Rhys needed to be contacted on Promethea and we were going to do just that but before we do so let's discuss the plan this run operation my wiener is getting cold and I think it just fell off is now in full effect we have only one goal this run and that is to make our merry way to the end of the game abiding by the rules that were set at whatever cost Amara's Greentree will be pumped full of our thick skill points in order to make this run possible as her and her iron fists love this tree the same way a priest loves a kid in a wheelchair that was kind of fucked up switching between elemental fisting types will also be important to trigger the weaknesses of our enemies this is our last training mission before the Infinity stones are placed into the gauntlet as a mental gymnast this run will allow me to focus on the more cognitive side of these challenge runs and my ability to keep cool during the most stressful of moments and for those curious yes I have masturbated with a glove on hey guys my name is Senza and 23 years old and I'm addicted to making the bald man cry while wearing the power glove alright guys that was a great game whoo it's a close one listen yeah I'm gonna go think of the trash I'll be right back all right guys ever since senso was a mere child he dreamt of destroyed getting Teresa's watershed wasn't actually too difficult after demolishing all life that stood in my way of finding Lorelei I got the info that she needed and I was able to unleash a hurricane on the malla Wan soldiers who forgot to put up their shutters everything was going neato mosquito until the Chad's and Kyle's also known as mini pyro Pete's showed up you see give a man some fire he'll be warm for a day set a man on fire and you'll just warm him for the rest of his life I don't know where I was going with that but it's not it kind of cool also fun fact for those that want to get through this without committing seppuku you can actually sit by the health vending machines and supply your dopamine addiction while simultaneously pounding a bunch of dudes with dipshit e it saved I was only level 10 I wasn't going to stand a chance against my upcoming enemies so I had to turn to role-playing as a Starbucks employee unfortunately my peanut sized dingdong brain couldn't remember all the coffee recipes seriously I applaud any of you that have actually learned that elder scroll of every coffee variation known to mankind my damage just wasn't enough because a boss at the end of this side quest was impossible to kill without that super cool blue thing that sits above your health bar I thoroughly did not enjoy his venti double mocha frappe a septic latte so I took the yell and went off to find the insufferable Hawkeye that I would totally let kiss my dad a bit of high-intensity cardio with a dash of weightlifting later I found him but there was no time to celebrate because I got back room Steen couched as a punishment for being an idiot and playing this game without any gear and yes that is a verb this part was difficult but after all I am the pioneer of being able to take pain zero was saved and that was rewarded with the most useless thing I could have ever possibly been given this totally shows how much of a great friend zero actually is because he should have known that's not what I wanted for Christmas Giga mind was a typical fight I couldn't hear him from the bottom of the leaderboard because that dudes fortnight kd8 was totally weak just like his dick game Giga Kyle was dead and nearly an instant due to the flames that engulfed my Barry punches although interestingly enough he did ignore my firebending at one point but that didn't matter because after he died I was given my next quest from the doctor disrespect mustache wannabe it looks like uber eats delivers on the planet of athena's because I came to deliver a nice nutritious meal of anime Dragon Ball Z finishing moves speaking of deliveries I thank you guys for bearing with my content I know not all jokes are delivered the way they should especially the abortion ones but seriously thanks for sticking around boys lots of dying was had here almost to the point where I had the fight for your life Tex burned into my corneas for a week as if I was looking into the Sun I beat the meats off of all of those mallow on soldiers and then made it to captain taint this was my first real challenges run and when my universe seemingly collapsed truant was definitely my first wall but I was eventually able to make it past it calculated plays and just overall game knowledge is what was needed just in case you weren't perceptive enough I am a scientific anomaly to the gaming world and I am quite sorry if you didn't bring a spare change of diapers after that gaming display I'll also like to give a quick shout out to this user here for finding this gloriousness the challenge will be paused here so I can show you guys something quite interesting if you down yourself while these monks watch you will be graced with the most beautiful form of art the sky well and categor was a worry that was present at the back of my mind but my corrosive fists should do the trick the sky wall took me around 2 hours and basically had me micromanaging like I was playing Starcraft switching my elements every two seconds to hit my enemies weaknesses also the occasional hole-in-one from Tiger Woods helped out immensely just a few Robo testicle collaterals later I was at category and ready to bring him pains smothering Sonic the Hedgehog and the entire cast of the Sonic series with my mud flaps would be more enjoyable this fight even a mild case of domestic abuse between me and my right hand would be a little more exciting than this AIDS fest cadigal Bolivar leveled me and I barely did any damage to the damn thing consistency was all that was needed though this was just another monotonous fight that had me occasionally spamming my action skills nothing special but the plug of anus is dead I ventured off to partake in the actual World War 3 the battle for Atlas HQ on the frontlines I witnessed many lives lost for my very own safety but not even the bravery of such young men could save this damsel in distress I'll be honest the fight with categor wasn't that interesting and it was incredibly easy a couple of tasteless really cringey 2007 firin my lazor memes and Kattegat one-stop ticket to the Shadow Realm on my way to my very first vault beast I was met with something incredibly heartbreaking two badass enemies decided that the Bandit life wasn't for them and took their very own lives jumping in front of a train suicide is not the way out remember my friends you are worth so much more than you actually know you are the ram-paige er the next Hokage that needed to be dealt with was here and my egg rolls were ready for this beast without shields em meant that one wrong step would mean an end to my very existence in my days of making solo male LEGO building tutorials will be over just as the fight with taint you must become one with movement moving faster than a mere fart in the wind I danced around the arena every movement perfectly portrayed as if I had this all choreographed this fight was great just like Chrono Trigger the greatest JRPG of all time and the RAM pager was dead in one try the audience cheered screaming my name and I finally did it but then I woke up from my wet dream and realized it was time for the shittiest part of the game I was not ready to spread this bad boys legs open and into some sensational loving but I had to out of all the shit that we take in our daily life this place just really isn't my cup of faeces but what definitely is though is when I deliver pizzas with my boy brick and Tina servicing the motors of our enemies with my god hands has never been so easy my damage at this point was that full jolts dude in half of say Tama I listen ladies I know I know you ladies want a piece of snacks but this 180 pound hunk of muscle isn't interested in your advances I'm here for that insufferable Thicke boy the man who's built top-half pub g trihard and bottom half executioner SMO to take out the warden all you need to do is slap his forehead with a couple of corrosive punches and then kite him out afterwards with your fire augment this fight was also quite easy but took me on an emotional roller coaster to stop him from going God Super Saiyan and levelling up like he always does I had to go all in tightening up my little bum I closed my eyes and prayed pray that I would kill him before he were to transform my damage was barely there but just enough I was able to kill him before he evolved into Charizard I felt as though I was touched by an angel and no not angel Hernandez that weird security guy in my apartment building an actual angel sent from heaven here to see me succeed after holding bail ex's hand through the down Jacob ship we met Genevieve and literally laid her out within a couple of minutes my strength at this point was immeasurable my skill points being pumped into that tree was just a suppository of steroids for Amara a straight-up human bulldozer destroying everything in my path no shield er grenade really mattered at this point it was now time to meet clay and oh no this crusade has now technically failed and my life is in shambles as we speak the super site quest given by our man arthur morgan gives you a weapon that actually can't be removed from your inventory and this being a main quest meant that i had to do it but as all the serious problems in my life i'll just ignore this one and hopefully it won't come creeping back stronger than it was before accepting my defeat i pushed my way through levelling up one hand and destruction the fight with marvel's very own ant-man was actually a lot harder than i expected but I'm not really sure I was expecting anything other than dying in the first place so it wasn't actually that big of a surprise speaking of surprises let's get some F sin chat for the poor so-called boss gearbox decided to put into this game she didn't stand a chance against my fists that have now been graded as a class a weapon of mass destruction by 14 different countries okay now that that's out of the way let's talk about the festering pile of gerbil dick that is the grave Ward fight boys I almost threw my towel up for this one the vanguard of justice your very own kpop superstar Senza almost couldn't take it my only means of damaging the grave ward was with fucking face cast all I could do was a Kamehameha fart on the grave ward that literally did about as much damage as a fart would realistically do in real life this took me almost an hour in 30 minutes I literally sat in my chair spamming F every 28 seconds and you can bet that when I missed my attack my apartment hallway echoed that sailor mouth sound from Sponge Bob after losing an hour and a half of my life I mean not like I was going to do anything much better with it anyway the gray board was dead and this was a turning point the marathon was nearly done but before I fought the agonizer I actually documented a weird interaction dying during the quest where he retrieved Donald Trump's hot wheel allows you to randomly conjure the golden chariot in all of my conjuration being at 100 without even knowing you can bet your sweet ass that I was going to bring that shit back to Carnivora and get a free shortcut as you would expect it didn't work and not only was I vastly disappointed with the fact that I was scammed out of a shortcut that I was entitled to but now I need to give you guys an Achilles tendon reveal fuck Achilles tendon action right there baby oh yeah the giant sex robot that was commissioned for use by Troy Calypso needed to be destroyed though the thought of this fight really sent trembles down my spine I somehow was able to pop off in the first try even without the skill guardian angel I fortunately bested the agonizer 9000 without dying once which was quite a big surprise to me after spanking pain and terror for turning their Barbie makeup head into a death machine I was now only 3 bosses away from getting out of this secret lair of Hell the Bible failed to warn me about now sit back and enjoy this therapeutic experience as you watch many NPCs get deleted from the game attempting to stop my havoc during the children of cringe HQ raid I was basically farming these mob the fact that I had no shield almost didn't matter I felt like a max prestige Call of Duty player in a lobby with a bunch of kids who just got the game for Christmas this shit was an all-you-can-eat buffet cheap dollar store Ronnie Radke posed a small threat but there ain't nothing my fists can't handle this Dark Souls type beat of a fight involved a lot of dodging and a bit of persistence I'll be frank with you guys guardian angel was my saving graces fight and without it I would have probably forced myself to eat an entire bag of tortilla chips vertically but eventually I was able to convince a bank to foreclose his life and finished Roy off for good terrine ran off and threatened to end Pandora and our very existence which is a giant problem because I can't let anything happen to my precious v bucks general taint was not ready for the power that rested inside my very punches with max level destruction there was no way he could make it the fight was a massive failure at first almost nearing fallout 76 levels I put on a skill that basically charmed my enemies turning them into my white knights for some reason I expected to be able to damage them while they were attempting to give me kisses and staring at my tits but unfortunately you cannot I decided to ditch that idea just like almost every other idea that I have and get to work with Trotz chastity belt now removed all it took was a couple of punches in order to take him out which then left me to my final trial it was time to finally end this crusade and bring this victory royale back home for the boys there seemed to be a slight chance of death for today's forecasts because tyene was about to get that knuckle meat sandwich from recess without a doubt terrine was 100% going to hit me with the gray ward treatment which basically meant that I can only damage her every so often by only tactic here was to run around like a little bitch occasionally giving dumb idiot a dose of my prescribed fists this was going to take me the full run time length of infinity war at this point and not having a shield made this all the more scarier on the Richter scale my damage easily equated to that of an ant taking a shit so I barely even damaged the vile hentai abomination I was basically playing mercy from overwatch constantly healing this thing every time I took a swing but I had a dream baby and we were almost there after 50 minutes of excruciating anxiety pulsing through my very boner and giving me the incredible need to shit which by the way I hate when my anxiety does that tyene fell I had finally done it you can Borderlands 3 without any gear I wouldn't wish this challenge upon anyone but I went through this hell so you guys didn't have to if you enjoyed the video go ahead and swipe right on the like button and if you like what I do here hit that sub button to join our crusade I appreciate all the love and support recently and sincerely thank you to the channel members that have joined to diaper booty gang made talos bless all of you for being cute little rascals and be sure to follow my social Ziff you haven't already this will be the last borderlands 3 video before my powerglove run see you guys in the next one

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Length: 22min 22sec (1342 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 10 2020

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