Can You Beat Borderlands 3 With A Nintendo Power Glove?

it's been three months and I'm still not satisfied fallout 4 being with the Wii Remote and a flight stick do molested by the likes of my guitar hero controller borderlands 3 tackled with merely a steering wheel controller these tests not only we're here to signify that I was capable of busting straight-up ass with the most useless of utensils but also to test my patience and dexterity for what was to come as a 21st century continues and humans begin to evolve so do I miss was it the Nintendo Power glove made in 1980 this archaic dollar store Thanos gauntlet was in my sights even though many claim this glove to be equivalent to their dog's poo poo peepee it more than piques my interest this scientific anomaly to the video game world was my salvation and it was important to my credibility as a gamer to be Borderlands 3 with it my viewers might grandma Randy and the boys at gearbox which I hope they watch us that'd be pretty cool I had to make them all proud can you beat Borderlands 3 with a Nintendo Power glove no one has ever asked this question because in the world of gaming that sentence alone would make any mere mortal flaccid in an instant but I felt as though I could do this there's only one rule this run I can only use the power glove to beat the game any movement shooting looting etc can only be done with this power glove with the exception of naming my character of course so I want you to sit there with that new t-shirt that you bought which by the way complements your gorgeous eyes open up your cylinder of 3d Doritos and watch me spraying a couple of ankles with this power glove also who knows if you're feeling a little naughty maybe you'd even hit that like button to support me and these Crusades cuz you know you were young and I'd I'd probably even kiss you too if you will I be able to send a great deal of asses to the depths of videogame hell has Randy Pitchford made funeral arrangements for terrine and her children of cringe let's find out operation mommy lost her boxing match with daddy so now I live with Grandma is in full effect this power glove is one of a kind built to bring an astounding and unforgettable experience to its users one that they wish they never had before this glove can work with the Windows PC though we need Infinity stones with enough prayer and a bit of that Thanos twerking goodness that is only prevalent in my wet dreams these veggies here will be my makeshift stones you may be thinking but Senza that's clearly a hot dog no you stupid idiot dumb stupid dumb idiot head big stupid fool idiot that is clearly a vegan hot dog because we're keeping things keto friendly on this channel baby now let's make this clear this poorly made glove was designed for the NES and even then did this thing barely even work so using it with the computer won't be any better after some research I was able to contact a man that literally built me a device that would make the power glove work with your PC as a mouse with these sensor bars attached to my monitor the glove is meant to detect my hands movement basically making this a boomers Wii Remote let's show you how this bad boy works moving my hand in either direction allows me to look around forward on the directional pad moves me forward and the other buttons attached to the power gloves gamepad allow me to perform an action like jumping or casting an action skill most importantly flicking my index finger down will allow me to shoot a lot of time was spent in getting this all set up and working so please enjoy these 20 plus minutes of me torturing myself for absolutely no reason the goal of this run is to beat Borderlands 3 with the power glove it doesn't matter how or what I do I just need to complete the main story my biggest setback is going to be my aim because right now with this glove my aim was equivalent to an old man without his glasses trying to give a hooker a facial but fortunately do you want to hear something juicy the thickest grrrrrr theists thing you've probably heard all day the placards this weapon was made to turn its user into a dirty greasy animal like god damn having one of those bad boys in a few Atlas guns with smart bullets was key to the success of this run so a true vault hunter mode character and those weapons was all I needed picking my thick little Robo dude flak was my go-to and after watching Ricardo do his thing because I still haven't removed that video file yet your boy was ready and equipped it for the wasteland after getting off the bang bus I was greeted by that cutie little idiot claptrap by the way he was looking at me it was quite a that he understood the power that now rested in my hands without the training needed to wield this glove this run should take about six months with training this will still take about six months I named flack and his pet after to channel members of mine that have supported me since the very beginning with everything said in position Harold and I were ready to unleash our power lesson one of power learning to control it the main principle of power is being sure to use it in situations that are absolutely imperative you see these enemies here acted in malicious intent super sucking our boy clapped it's thus putting him in peril so our only option is to use our power to take their lives this will be very common in our pursuit many situations will result in you having to use your overwhelming masculinity to eradicate any vermin that dare defy it so don't feel bad killing these bandits death is more than welcome to these scum just as a vibrator is more than welcome in a nun house after finding a shield and finishing with the gerbil a same that is this power glove it was time to take on our first boss Oh No this boss was a trial for what was to come and god damn this fight was just a whole a/c Ike I was not fit for dealing with this amount of power but don't you worry because when this happens to you it is important to keep your head leveled and your weight at an all-time high surviving the ship pounding session and killing him with a pre-emptive retaliatory strike is all that is needed although my strike failed and I died within his holy dojo of meat tenderizing my second try was successful in my journey as I quickly noticed the constant changing of my sensitivity this problem alone was beyond atrocious but it is something that we must get accustomed to because of course you can't expect all of this power without a few setbacks come on baby okay all right we got we got this saving Captain Underpants was next on the list and this shouldn't be too hard for someone with the likes of my epic gaming capabilities and the very likely scenario that I am attacked by bandits please do not fear my safety because it happens to the best of us I won't let the fact that I will be constantly getting my ass turbo greased and you know the fact that I could barely aim with this glove and why am i doing this myself it is important to act smartly when fighting against these newfound threats killing them is the easiest way to go about this because you know they're dead and they can't shoot you because they're dead after making it through these enemies using nothing but my wit and ingenuity it was time for the hardest part of the run so far I just want to point one thing out whoever said that they play Borderlands 3 for the addicting gameplay loop is a liar because hot damn we all know they're in this ship for the jiggle physics baby Ellie wanted her ride and it was in our duty as simps with so much power to deal with any enemies that were in our way the threat level here wasn't truly too high I clapped all these enemies up with my flak err and put them all up for adoption in the nearest trash can now here here is where all that power didn't really matter anymore actually catching this vehicle was one of the hardest things I have ever done in my life harder than accepting the fact that coffee is basically bean soup I know I'll give you a moment to take that in getting used to the sensitivity of the controller with the vehicle felt nearly impossible just trying to get out of the area and avoid blowing the vehicle up was like pissing razor blades gearbox is screwing me over and they didn't give a single shit eventually though I found out that if you freak up too many times gearbox has a fail-safe for people specifically in my situation in my grief gear was kind enough to give me a free vehicle that wasn't occupied so I could beat the mission it was time to make my way to mouth dirt because I had another Guinness world record to achieve I barely made my way maneuvering this vehicle to his location and assaulted the compound in which the children of cringe all meet up and procreate under the supervision of tyene lesson two of power get yourself someone who takes care of you like harold takes care of me mouth turd had to be dealt with posthaste and making my way through this compound is not an easy task what I'm getting at is this all wouldn't have been possible without Harold there to change my diapie every single time I was down he was a crippling to my depression the groping to my consent mouth turd entered the battle and it was only for a brief moment poor defenseless being stood there unknowingly in the presence of a man that has ascended past immortal plane he was not aware of the damage that I could do flicking my finger I fired the shots of that sweet sweet flak er all over mouths turds face my glove had finally decided to work with me for once and just like that mouthpiece was dead due to power of biblical proportions after grabbing a star map that didn't work and showing off my power to Tanis it was time to get off of this planet this was big hype for me I felt the same amount of energy flowing through me as I know we all did when the teacher pulled out that TB cart with a limited edition VHS attachment although inhumane running over creatures in the name of science was easy thank God I believe in youth in Asia and what I mean by that is they all had diseases and uncurable diseases so yeah I stole the nav chip the way God intended us as human beings to with the power glove and was ready to get off Pandora and make a significant development in the current anime I spanked up the dirty beings that dare hurt my Lilith the best character and the entire game and skipped the cutscene into space because god damn it felt good finally being able to do so the sanctuary parts of this run were probably some of the worst running around the ship completing chores was synonymous to wiping your ass with sandpaper this was all made worse by the controller I was using my first baby steps on this planet and these enemies were put straight to sleep who needs ASMR and sleep medicine when you the most elite member of the Crimson Raiders to do the job after destroying them all with my flak er I met with Lorelei this kind and respectful human being told me she could get me into contact with Reese with the moonlight shining above us which is basically just sloppy seconds sunlight we went off in search of this man this part alone should take sole responsibility for the poop that now resided in my undies because the thought of this area sent me chills fortunately though thanks to my glove agreeing with me and the gun that literally deletes everything from the game I was able to make it through quite nicely Reese wanted me to find his day one homey zero suit samus this was a mundane task for a mundane gamer like myself like the delicate hand of a drunk father I was able to take off the Mallo on troops in my way a few hiccups here and there but most of it was trivial finally I found zero and it was love at first emoji being no stranger to completely shitting on these mallow on troops I was not afraid of the onslaught that was about to happen one death was had here and as usual the only gripe I had was looking around with this glove but as I said these beings were my port-a-potty and I just straight-up emoted ass onto their souls with zeros upgrade now obtained it was time to pay Megamind a visit you know I could lie to you guys and drag out some intense scene with sad music and me telling you how hard the fight was but I won't I literally pulled up in the arena smelt his pathetic fortnight kDa from across the room and began to watch his death that so happened to have been due to natural causes I thought I would be circumcised this boss fight especially with the limits on my movement but I came out victorious just as I do nothing else in my life a thenis was next on the conquest and I was excited to meet the character that is about as interesting as two pieces of bread being slapped together I was sent down to the planet and was ready to spread the word of my power the most elite gamer had landed to purify this land of all the sinners and shake their panties my inability to play as a normal human being was hindering me this run the very beginning of a thenis was a whole lot of basically me throwing myself at a brick wall until it eventually started to cave in after taking out a whole lot of enemies I met with the wannabe tiny Tina and we continued to take out some more mallow on threats this whole planet honestly made me feel like cooking around and hiring a hitman on myself to play glorified hide-and-seek because that would have been leagues more fun than listening to Ava and having to deal with this power glove 26 deaths 23 revives and a prom dance later I was able to eventually destroy all the enemies in my path and confront Tron fret not because thanks to my bit of expertise you fortunate souls will find an answer to all of your questions your reddit threads and new ground forum posts can all go to rest after this one because hey guys will and mana here how about it is very easy for anger to be built up during one of these challenges so being sure to learn how to contain it is important during intense and dire situations this will be our third and final lesson of the powerglove crusade if you see here an example one I lose my shit on my seventh try fighting truant please for the love of God please and fewer failing the encounter I embarassingly let myself go because of the power glove failing to work this is a big naughty stupid nono and I am disgusted by my actions but after a swift rebound I got back to work and finish off truant separating and ripping his soul from his thick and petite body like a different kind of biblical read see remember patience and composure is all that is needed to succeed in these dire situations after bringing the super important key piece to Tanis getting nagged by an ugly stash man and then realizing that ugly stash man was truly in some danger it was time to make our next development in the borderlands anime arc what would that development be you asked literally the only area in the game that was built around anti powerglove the sky well was built around anti powerglove practices my movement compared to the enemies here was unparalleled it was like watching a race between a vegetable and a marathon runner the badass enemies put my ass to work again and again the amount of deaths that I had here were putting me into a spiraling state of depression but hey I wasn't going to falter this race could still be won and if you want a quick history lesson with Senza the difference between that one leader whose name starts with an H and I is that I actually finished my races stop after passing the brick wall that is the beginning of this area the rest of the level allows you to basically speedrun it so not much time was spent here after tussling with the metal gear it was time to clear out the room in preparation of categorization ty this area would have surely led to my eviction if it wasn't for Harold reviving me every two seconds my second battle with the metal gear didn't go as well as my first one though and obtaining this grain was seemingly looking like it was out of sight these are the moments where you think to yourself what the fuck am i doing with my life am i an absolute stupid idiot well first well yeah I am but there are moments and these challenges that negate every single bad one the one magic moment that makes you actually enjoy life that makes you believe that magic moment where you are here to shine this is a pentacle of life here boys watch me and transcend into a space that many cannot reach I am here to show you the light and all of its glory this was where the Atlas weapons would come into play since I could barely aim the smart bullets will do all the damage for me these weapons carried me during this fight and categorized in my second try and my excitement I did lose an infinity stone and it was probably one of the most disgusting things I've ever smelled but after placing it back it was time to continue doing this all was only possible by one erotic Thanos roleplay at a time and god damn it was working my glove Harold and I were coming for Atlas HQ and I was ready to take them all to Browntown a bit of poopie a man attempting to traverse the Atlas HQ I killed my third mech which took a lot longer than I thought it would and eventually I made it to the tower defense portion I was ready to take on categor and after meeting with my good friend commander xbox360 hello command xbox360 yet I was ready this man deserved death just like the people that decided to create those scenes in pornography where the camera is constantly behind the man zooming in on his team as the paragon of virtue I took my role into taking out categor to protect my friends this one was going to be a doozy cadigal moves constantly never staying in one area at a time so I was going to have to take my guesses trying to figure out which one was a real one after taking my chances I actually ended up basically mini nuking him he sat there and took it as if he was experimenting and applied neol ism it was almost like he wanted me to hurt him this is basically what went down this encounter running around the arena until I found the right one and then blasting him I did end up dying once because of his clones but eventually categor met his death to a man that brandished nothing but a power glove though our hopes were high and our egos even higher guys listen I'm so sorry I messed up big time due to the restraints on this controller I had to tell categor to keep his mustache I'm so sorry for doing this I feel disgusting how could a man of my stature even allow this the RAM pager was next and you already know that I was going to have to beat him in his own game of pattycake the driving part with my ax scared me and there was no way that this was going to go smoothly but fortunately thank God I was driving because why would I let a woman Drive my vehicle when she has enough untapped power to take down nations you feel me boys women are fuckin awesome with Maya carrying me through this part and me taking my time destroying all the outposts we were here to assault this HQ and take on the first vault beast all of these children of cringe were sick but I had the cure in this power glove for the low low costs of dying these creatures got to experience the feeling of a lifetime my first encounter with the guardians wasn't that big of a deal seeing as they weren't breathing anymore and I made it to the big scary rampages arena to take on the first Titan of this challenge I'm sure this will bring me pain but hey if pain is what makes us grow then the challenge that lies ahead was going to get me harder than bed rock my only one condition this boss fight was to honestly sit there and take it like a man while hoping that Harald could revive me so I was pretty much relying on the flack er dishing out enough damage as possible to make it through this fight I was damn near close to killing the rampage er the first try and then for some goddamn reason he decided to test out his RKO one-two mayweather punch on my bitch ass which resulted in me not only dying but throwing a tiny bitch fit - oh come on dude come Harold please please I'll fight you kiss sock my ass my second try led to a brief moment where my glove brutally didn't want to comprehend with me literally just wanting to move to hole smurf dicks to the right involved me doing some sort of we sports yoga combo but being the most elite gamer known to mankind you know that I rebounded yet again and the death of the rampage er was here I was overwhelmed with the feeling of ecstasy enough to distract me from the fact that gearbox actually let my ax turn into a class mod Eden 6 brought me great disgust but I want to give a quick shout-out to this flavor blasted goldfish box for risking its life helping me get through this run if it wasn't for its capability of holding my arms weight you wouldn't be watching this video right now I would make a comment on how much eating six is a drag but I'd rather not be attacked by gearbox employees in short shorts attempting to run me over in industrial mobility scooters all I'm saying is that I'd rather not get put into Randy Pitchford death note so guys I was more than excited for even six and our dog ass adventure in the worst part of the game hammerlock needed to be saved by the likes of my dangerously giant muscles and power glove normally during this part I am carry break and Herald but I can say for once that I was over carrying them to our destination after meeting Mordechai and not getting any help from him as usual it was time for the big scary thick boy going into this fight I was positive that he was going to twirl his sweaty nose on my asshole and I'm not gonna lie he did do that I died six times but on my seventh try I was able to triumph and bring him misery after saving hammerlock and assessing whether or not he would still kiss my dad it was time to save iced tea finding him was important and depending on the negotiations with Wainwright if I complete the task he may be willing to fund my library with hantai of course within mere minutes iced tea was saved and we entered the down ship to deal with the threat that resided there don't you worry gentlemen all we need is some janitorial duties here unfortunately for you all I have talked to the janitor at my job a couple of times and know him by his first name so I think that I am more than qualified for this job and I'm ready to straight up why pass iced tea and I prepped our fists and made it to Genevieve with the doors of the sodomy chamber stapled shut BAE Lex and I began our mukbangs at oranjee decided to toss me in the torch during this fight and I was hyped the glove worked perfectly and I was able to take on Genevieve first tried without any hiccups she sort of just stood there as I plastered her but hey a win is a win don't think too much about it thinking is for people with general functioning brains and philosophers so well we'll leave that stuff for them with Genevieve dead and her being vote kicked from sanctuary 3 I met with Arthur Morgan and was given the cool guy site I mean he didn't really need to give it to me because a man with this much power doesn't need such archaic equipment this part of the game wasn't too bad and honestly while retrieving all the key cards that was surprised with my acrobatic skills when I scaled the crane Clifford the Big Red Dog was actually much of a disappointment I was at least expecting a fight or something I guess what could I say he's just a short little loser hey guys this is future Senza here reminding all the gamers out there that being an asshole to the midget annointed isn't cool I mean yeah they are technically the offspring of a family tree that turned into a family circle but being a complete dickhead to them is completely out of line this is the end of the PSA and I'm sorry for the words spoken earlier it was time to make my way in confront Gearbox's bitchy a definitely non child-friendly version of Elsa for this next part I'm going to have to keep it brief this footage right here is just to demonstrate the difference between my power level and yours I'd rather not show too much because I don't want to get demonetised but here you go just standing there like the Chad flack is I was pounding her with as much damage as I could and that was all that was needed the grave Ward was next and this fight was actually going to be the deciding factor of this entire run I was prepping for this from the very beginning my time spent training what this glove was going to have to shine at this very moment this boss here was solely put into the game to make you shit your pants so a plan was needed I was just going to sit there in the arena with my Atlas weapon and just hope to the dear Lord buff baby Yoda that I could turn and react quickly to survive the floors lava roleplay session my first attempt was admirable getting as much damage as I possibly could I saw that this could actually be done my Atlas weapon put in work and all I had to do was worry about the floor beneath me from turning on my second try around I brought a champion to that arena a man that was ready to bring home this W oh god please not like this oh I'm actually nuts like Harold you brilliant fuck with that second wind I gave the grave Ward everything I had and killed him in my second try totally not because of my Oh P weapons or anything it was all because of my undeniable wit and ingenuity with the grave war dead the run was wrapping up and I could nearly taste this victory now have to save you all the monotony of what happened past this point I'll give you all a quick gist of what went down in my journey of becoming a manly man you know like David Hasselhoff from Sponge Bob with the ThighMaster 9000 titties and everything even though she probably could have saved herself because she's a siren and this was all plot fluff to basically tell me that she was a siren Elita the code lyoko battle angel was being held hostage and whatever the fuck this thing was this was single-handedly probably the most annoying part of the run I despised having to drive around with this glove in the first place so doing so and having to take out Carnivora at the same damn time was a headache to surpass all headaches eventually I was able to break the bad boy down and hop up in them girl's guts oxymorons are pretty cool I'll be frank with you I barely even took my time to kill the enemies inside of navara I ran past most of them and hauled my cute little booty too the reason I was even here in the first place this fight was actually a joke I literally shoved my flaca right in its oil hole and dropped my fat load of damage literally just standing there pumping it full of dick I was down to few times and that gave me a little scare I will admit but after Carnivora was taken care of I dealt with pain and terror the gentlemanly way the technique only nihilist as myself would know with I lead a battle lyoko saved I retrieved her butt plug as fast as I possibly could and walked until the end of the racing part because I for the life of me couldn't drive two meters without my vehicle exploding I have accepted this fate the cruel fate of having to play through a game with the power glove this video will be here standing at the gates of YouTube warning you all not to bother sending help I was beyond help at this point with a Rhydian butt plug in hand we made our assault against the children of cringe at this point in the run I feel a bond between us I'm breaking the fourth wall and speaking about you of course you have watched and grown with me throughout this journey despite your age race distance from me and whether you are a tit or ass lover we are united as gamers gamers who truly appreciate me taking down Troy aka the wannabe looking head ass Bring Me The Horizon lead singer with this fight I could attempt to dodge all of his attacks but that was basically useless because waking up just once would result in him raping my health bar which isn't a very enjoyable experience unless you're into that type of shit then I guess I can be too after basically just standing like a statue getting revived and eating myself over and over again I killed Troy with this power glove and that meant that there was only two bosses left till the run was over I spent my ass to Necker to fail to rain down my pain and manliness on these papers after some mallow on cheek clapping with the best gun in the entire game and eventually getting the borderlands classic a bridge being taken down in the most inconvenient time it was time to take on team this boss fight was honestly a joke my flak 'red tore through him and this was another boss that fell short to my power glove even though not a single boss could dare defy me there was still one left this was a final stretch of the game I made my way and you could bet your sweet backs everyone sees to even function after I was done with them killing off my final two Little Miss dickham's it was time I entered the rift and I realized something something that I was missing used on plug sends a fine to the butt plug holy shit you're so goddamn fucking on the most poetic way I could possibly end off this video my credibility of being the only gamer to ever be Borderlands 3 what the power glove would mean nothing without a certain weapon the butt plug there I was once again a warrior that brandished but a butt plug in a power glove here to challenge tyreme and finish the crusade once and for all my means of attacking the warrior was only to be with the butt plug and Rack Attack the battle transpired and it was difficult resulting in my death 16 times and being downed God knows how many no matter the tactic I couldn't seem the killer I couldn't seem to compete with his damage and after a certain point Harold would die also I was almost about to give up about to throw my towel won but then I developed a quick and easy tactic sitting at the back of the room I pumped him full of my shots and crossed every possible finger and limb that I could heart throbbing gameplay I know I was putting on quite a show you guys should consider yourselves lucky to be alive to even witness this with merely a shrimp's dick of Health terrine took off but I knew this was over I used a single butt plug and my power glove to defeat tyreme I was now the two-time award winning champion of the borderlands universe it had finally been done the prophecy had been fulfilled I couldn't believe it but I actually beat Borderlands 3 with the power glove I wouldn't wish this upon my greatest enemies but yes you can beat Borderlands 3 with a Nintendo Power glove this has been quite a journey and also a long-running meme on this channel I am beyond grateful that this was possible and thank you to Kevin melon for actually making this all happen if you enjoy the video and what we do here on this channel hit that like button and finger that notification belt to make me happy this run took me 64 hours and probably for blood clots so if you made it this far into the video comment hashtag toe pics to show me you made it to the end I will never take for granted the opportunities you guys have given me and thank you for sticking around for those that have I also want to thank the diaper booty chairman that helped support this channel and making this all possible see you guys in the next video and thank you again for watching

Channel: Senza

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Length: 29min 4sec (1744 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 04 2020

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Nice try Freddie, you're still getting farmed for what you've done

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Thanks for posting man ❤ Hope you enjoyed!

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When your not senza

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