Can They Defeat My Homemade Virus?

sponsored by apogeex this computer's got the world's worst virus on it i'm going to take it into office mac so we're going to see what they do [Music] so she just tried to open the browser but it's actually a shortcut to the virus i wrote so instead of the internet you're greeted with a message that says [Music] press ok to delete all the beans in the world and so like i try to x out of that and it won't let me and then no matter what you click it says enjoy your hummus you've just deleted all the beans but then it gets one better weird right that's it and then okay and then you just try to exit down and it just keeps opening it just keeps opening the same picture of beans until all your ram is full and it just it freezes oh my goodness this is terrible find it find it find it find it i have no idea okay and then like i can't get this to stop i just turn it off okay okay so like i don't know if that's like uh might be a virus okay yeah that's the only thing i can think of okay she ran a virus scan but obviously that's not gonna find it uh the gamer expert comes in tomorrow so they're gonna see if they can figure out what's going on with the bean virus we'll check what happens at the end of the video time stamps in the description on the red team we have elvis who just by the look of him you can tell is a ridley mane on the blue team we have luna as banjo guys i got snacks oh my goodness look at the kid on the bed she sits in the only spot where there's not a pad these dance mats are running a custom input translator that turns every button into an attack forward and the stage is set up so that they're continually pushed together it's best of three and the winner gets a weenie oh luna already lost the stock you're losing luna oh elvis it looks like she's going for the the big snacks luna is calmly sitting on the up smash luna's almost down two stalks because that wasn't bouncing all over the place oh luna just one more hit oh the oh the double one oh and then luna just fires right back elvis gets overzealous and tries a forward air off the spawn twice [Applause] what a poor decision from his little doggy brain on to round two there you go elvis get the snack very good luna very good doing great sitting on the forward smash it's very smart elvis very smart they're just sitting on the buttons as planned luna looks like she's given up but in fact uh yeah she's losing she's definitely losing there looks like elvis learned from his mistakes but luna didn't and fair is fair they have dog brain and it all comes down to game three so elvis you did it how do you feel geez we're one to one now it's going to come down to game three elvis looking good looking sharp there luna's still laying on that forward smash and if she only laid on the other forward smash she would do so much better and here she comes and she does it just like we planned luna you're a gamer oh no this could be it for luna here connection up smash living you're gonna bring it back on the stock reverse no elvis you did it cheese elvis gets a cheese there good job elvis elvis if you just take 52 hp that would get you one more cheese all you need to do is sit on any of these things over here and they'll do so tries to bite my hand but it works out for him really not like i expected but i guess luna has experienced gaming and elvis does not oh and luna does it not what i expected from the little mongrels ridley but luna does have experience and i guess she's gonna take it home so i wrote a program that watches my dusty mug and detects the distance between my eyelids when that distance gets too small it sends an input to my pc and then i combine that to anything it takes us both too look at us like if you want to suffer with a little more programming you can make it to where you explode when you blink when i blink yes it's like your mom pushing you closer to the tv during saturday morning cartoon or a staring contest but you're all alone but i used it as laser vision i can't blame you with my blanks i got crazy laser eyes [Music] all right so i'm using my eyelids no you're not [Music] yo [Music] so you did that with your eyelids yeah dude wait so when you try to kill people you don't see them i gotta squint really hard yo basically you're cute bro you're cute oh if i smile it shoots you immaculate [Music] they're top fragging with eyelids somebody had to say it going to blink it out we're just going to blink it out for a second how do you not blame it because that's my problem i know dude it's actually kind of painful i really miss an opportunity to lick my own head here and i just wanted to pause and say i apologize [Music] anyone want to have a staring contest and die [Laughter] all right you gotta be honest here okay all right i'm completely honest i really don't know how this goes other than i eventually blink and you die how long do you think we could last did my eyes we haven't spawn peaked with my eyes 85 percent of the time it works 100 of the time literally laser guy with my eyes real game with eyes it's like the worst insult is i spawned it actually makes me feel degraded i might just swap to eyes man i'll send you the program extended version of this on my second channel and i'm gonna put the code on my patreon hi i left my laptop there a few days ago and i just wanted to check on it yes okay yes um i it's the site that you're using is that it's called the buyer okay so my program sends commands when i blink but this time i decided to go a little bit further and go to custom manhunt lobby where my friends try to kill me while i speed run but if i blink i literally get struck by lightning everybody just gather up right here oh oh oh did i get your attention you guys i got struck by lightning yeah right everyone oh sorry i blinked again you are the hunters i am the speed runner i have nine lives i made a program in python developed by nasa to where uh if i blink i get struck by lightning also whenever i laugh sometimes it thinks i'm blinking oh you're serious yeah oh that's sick dude that's awesome i'm scared it's pretty terrible for me sorry i blinked again but also it makes for a decent self-defense mechanism oh and to ice the cake if i die i have to lower my resolution i'm just going to keep chasing him so he can't gather resources very well you should gather wood and start making a crafting table oh and now's probably a great time to mention that we're all kind of noobs oh he hit me with the lightning dude oh no i have a temporary amount of time here i can't blank her i die [Music] wait what just happened with oh dude that was tense you're not there but i blinked what's up [Music] don't kill me oh he's down here in this hole dude come here now dude ow come a little closer i can't get out of the cave you get struck by lightning even when you're in the cave yeah that's good let's fill up his favorite dirt will where you want to learn what it feels like to suffocate it got so dark i need food really bad boys oh no what do you got [Laughter] what do you got looking real cute he's right under me no every time i die i'm going to lower the resolution now there's diamonds no really really you're trolling i'll come back and kill you for the diamonds i'll wait there's switches in here should i should i pull the switches i don't know what the switches do dude i don't know how to build things what happens if i put a meat in the wood [Laughter] oh slick's here slicks hair in here no oh no oh how did you get back to you died two from falling oh he's he has technology now i have technology [Music] no my goodness i can't take it any smaller oh no i can't even see dude dude slick's roasting me oh my goodness bro this is trash you guys see me i don't know blink real quick now i can oh hi how are you i i'm in pain and suffering and that was the worst thing that i've ever done die from my blinks die from my blink everybody asking for a setup tour so here it is obviously i got my loaf of bread wrist rest here um you got to keep things fresh so i got my candle going um and then over here we got the abyss custom mouse pad it's very loud but it does the job and then over there is where i play minecraft so was officemax able to defeat the bean virus i left my laptop here a couple days ago did they call you on it well i don't know if they could figure it out here i can show you what it's doing so all i did i click this right and it gives me this weird message here yeah and you are your hummus yeah okay no no no no and then it just starts popping up with that over and over and over she said she had like the expert look at it so i have so many questions this is how you delete all the beans in the universe do you have an antivirus so i bought the premium antivirus package and while it was installing i spilled the beans big fan of the work i enjoyed my hummus i'm glad you enjoyed it i'm glad you enjoyed it and in the end they couldn't find it could the mcafee get it i guess it nope didn't find it all right so i guess next episode we're going to best buy i'm never going to get over it hey so funny story the last time i did an ad for opera gx the world's first gaming browser i literally typoed the link so i am once again asking you to understand how useful this browser is for gamers because of gx control you see most browsers use as much cpu and bandwidth and ram as they want they just go crazy with barbarians and then your computer's all slowly what are you going to do but not opera gx no no no opera gx lets you control how much it actually uses so it's perfect for gamers like you and me plus it's got twitch built into it discord built into it and it just looks really good so you know if you click the link this time hopefully it takes you to the right location but yeah click it and uh thanks again opera gx for uh understanding we all human thanks opera gx for sponsoring this video

Channel: Basically Homeless

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Keywords: Can OfficeMax Defeat the Virus I Made, custom home made virus prank, my dogs 1v1 in super smash bros ultimate, playing ranked r6 siege with my eyelids, r6 but blink = shoot, Minecraft Manhunt but if I BLINK I get struck by lightning, custom programs to make gaming more fun, gaming with python, python programming, funny gaming vlogs, gamer vlogs, funny setup tour, basically homeless, mr homeless, mr hummus, HUMMUS TV EPISODE 1

Id: tswtqG8c_P0

Length: 13min 7sec (787 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 27 2021