Can I LOSE with the BEST combo? (impossible)

after reaching 10 000 VR I have become the sweatiest greasiest person in the entire world and the only way to have fun is to play the one combo that everyone thinks is the best Yoshi ink Striker with rollers and look at these stats these according to everyone else are the best stats and remember winning is the only way to have fun oh look at that we have so many people on the same combo and don't be fooled Daisy has the same stats as Yoshi so just because you see someone in a different character that doesn't mean they're actually using a different combo it's just a reskin of the same combo all right grab you some coins we're at 10 that's great I'm gonna out speed everybody right now get into first place with absolutely no efforts and look at that we are in first got him because my combo was optimal okay I don't know if this mushroom's the best thing to have in first actually because like I can dodge a blue shell with this yes but I'm gonna have more red shells thrown at me I'll decide later you know what I've decided now I think dodging a blue shell would be way cooler oh okay banana okay I don't need a backup I was considering backing up I even slowed down a lot which was a mistake uh just because having two defense would be nice oh this is so bad luckily it was partially when I was small so I didn't lose too much time that was really scary all the bats they're just so nice having a mini turbo stat after all of the stupid challenges I've played for okay they're not stupid they were fun in their own way but like the combos let's be honest they were so bad I struggled so much and having a nice mini turbo stat is the best feeling in this game I would play baby characters for the rest of my life if it meant always having a good mini turbo stat and that was the only way but yeah we're back in first because we are on the best combo in the game all right and I have two defense items so no one can really do anything to me and there's probably not going to be another blue shell there's already been two and the race is ending so I will oh I got the item that was so lucky that shock timing almost screwed me so hard but now if a red shell comes I'm good wow look at that I fell off oh it's over oh wait that's a Yoshi ink Striker Yoshi ink Striker top two oh Yoshi top three this combo is busted first place was the exact same combo as me oh look third place we top three oh we top four wow I can mess up and get second but it just means my Yoshi brother over there is gonna get first and that's totally fine it makes no difference it's a it's the Yoshi hive mind it doesn't matter who actually got first as long as one of us gets first all right hope all of us will do the double shortcut right here got bumped all right it's fine it's fine we're good oh that was scary almost hit their green shell oh I'm not gonna be able to make it up I'll just stay down here I went extra high to dodge no don't do that oh wow and they kind of dodged the shock in the cannon but at least I have an item and wow items before the cannon is broken because first place gets so far away that the distance Checker in this game is like oh first place is so far you you need a really good item to catch up here and then I got triple mushrooms in second place that is so stupid and now first place is getting Blue Shield that's just amazing can we do this properly this time I think that was much better I'll use one to get speed right there that's a really good spot to save your mushroom for oh oh that was just so bad but I'm still in first because I'm on the best combo and nothing bad can happen to me top two have a little bit of a breakaway so I'm not too worried [Music] get right here yes oh okay someone dodging a bullet which is really bad for me but that was that was so good okay come on come on good item do you have defense what what happened to you probably weren't using the best combo that's what happened oh just kidding we had a Yoshi top four I'm on black Yoshi now we're just moving through all the Yoshi colors you know keep everyone on their toes I don't want everyone to get a feel for which color Yoshi I am on the mini map and start like targeting me and stuff and like knowing where I am uh especially because the short cat name is a little more recognizable now I mean we've even had an imposter shortcut and yeah so I don't know if I make my presence known I'm scared of what will happen [Music] okay let's do this shortcuts impossible to fail in the best combo that's a sneaky banana spot I love it I'm already at 10 coins so I can just hold this the way that it is right this is really good having a breakaway is really good in any position not just first place if you if you're in second place and you have a breakaway from third place that's also really good because it means you're not within sniping range and I'm sure anyone who plays Mario Kart knows about sniping range green shells uh boomerangs fire flowers it's brutal in this game all right so we're gonna keep taking shortcuts to try and extend this lead [Music] oh no that's a terrible spot to get blueed I couldn't even slow down because the glider can speed you right back up but can't slow down in that section [Music] I don't know if that was worth it going wide for the coins but I I like it aesthetically when I'm at 10 coins and the text turns orange makes me feel good good chemicals from brain when color is different oh oh break drifting saved my life there I messed that up so bad [Music] okay so that was really nice I didn't Trail the banana I actually threw the banana backwards so that I can get another item and now I have more defense okay I'm gonna be smart I'm not gonna show about here I'm gonna go around because I have this wind guaranteed and the only way I could possibly lose this is by taking that shortcut and the other way I could lose this is by dropping a bomb right here and trying to get greedy I'm just gonna drive around normally while I'm right there for anyone who exits the shortcut no I bombed my Yoshi brother go go you have the better combo oh it's okay it's okay that Yoshi still beat the Mario that's for all the times Mario dropped you in a pit when we get Waluigi Stadium My Blood starts flowing if you know what I mean and I really love this track and fun fact I'm probably gonna jinx myself here but every time I played Waluigi Stadium I have gotten first place and okay hear me out that sounds ridiculous how could you have possibly never lost on a certain track well I'm pretty good at this track but that's not the main reason the main reason is no one likes to pick this online and also I was at such a low rating for a while that yeah I didn't have a lot of chances to actually lose on on like most tracks but I feel like this one never gets picked so I'm super excited excited to play this especially now that I'm not on a challenge that you know forces me to lose most of the time I can actually try my best on this and now I'm actually thinking about it I've only done I think two races in total that I've uploaded that are actually serious races everything else was just me doing something weird like doing a weird combo or bagging and so this is you actually get to see me drive seriously here I'm a master of that shortcut by the way uh the way that I do that I made up by myself um nobody else can copyright it the part where you do a little left drift on the wall that was made up by me personally never seen anyone else do it before but maybe someone else has also independently discovered it I I don't think it's common knowledge oh no I've trailed this that's a really bad decision because it gets cracked by the blue shell but I'm still in first place like an orange right here [Music] get a blue right there great we're gonna have defense again [Music] oh that was so close and I have a horn and I have a breakaway okay so it looks like the streak's gonna continue I'm gonna still not lose on Waluigi Stadium oh okay someone dodged the truck I'm glad it was my Yoshi brother if there's anyone I'm okay with losing with uh to with losing two it is my Yoshi brother but it looks like it's probably not gonna happen I still have a pretty solid lead right here if they have multiple red shells though it's gonna be rough for me I'm gonna go for a double item box right here yes yes yes why is there fire there what what what no one was here how did that even is this game glitching all right yes I've won again on the Waluigi Stadium this continues the streak and I have never lost on this track [Music] no Yoshi bottom three what are you guys doing oh two points right here nice it's always nice when you can take the inside Lane and still grab some coins because someone else drops them ah that sucks I was in that position for such a brief period of time all right it's okay we're right back in third and I just got hit again perfect I'm surprised I didn't get hit that was so close and let's do this shortcut and let's do this shortcut it was not as clean as it could have been but it was still really good yeah that was my fault I'm not gonna blame that prison for trailing I just should not have been that close that was so close to getting stolen oh I was hoping for mushrooms I could have used the boomerang and then the mushroom that that was actually really dumb I was going completely backwards and then I dodged the shock oh this is such a goofy race all right we're doing the same thing we did on lap two here and then do this hit the item oh so many close calls this race okay so we're gonna oh I got triple mushrooms in the spot that's insane [Music] okay I didn't have good alignment for the next shortcut but I still have a mushroom here [Music] and so if I take the ending shortcut yes let's go it doesn't really matter what happens to you at the start of that track because there are so many shortcuts I start so wide here that I'm gonna start by purposely not being in first place so I'm gonna take this really wide here hopefully not being first yep there we go because if I'm in first with just a coin that is really rough like someone could just get a red shell and end my life so I do not want to deal with that and instead I'm like barely behind first place this is totally fine where I am right now brake drift get the item nice Oh I thought it was coming for me okay oh danger danger um what do we do here we just wait just wait probably grab a single box I like these mushrooms obviously and we're gonna take a double mushroom shortcut right here hopefully I don't get bumped I messed up I messed up all right so I have a red shell here I'm just gonna hold it as deep whoa Massacre War crime what happened over here stay away from that King Boo you can go a little faster oh get out of my way cheese oh I'm in front of them now right after they threw their Red Shell that was perfect all right so we need some more mushrooms here I don't like taking this cut with a single mushroom it can be done but it's not pretty why are you swerving purple mini turbo nice nice I'm really worried for what items they might have behind me but I have two mushrooms and if I can take this next cut that would be amazing you actually know they didn't actually get hit that was lag okay uh I'm just gonna try and get in first I have another mushroom so I can dodge a blue shell even if it shows up I hope they don't have an item to hit me with what do you have I can't see it they're so far from me I can't see them a banana okay well now they're in front of me oh that totally should have hit me I'm not gonna take the shortcut and the reason is because I can probably pass this Yoshi just with a mushroom but I couldn't pass the King Boo oh please tell me the Yoshi won please yes yes Yoshi has won every single race today I don't know what it is about this track I sometimes will lose to beginners on this track I this is just my worst Track by so much and like it's it's a giant difference like the results I get on this track versus the results I look at that I didn't even look at the pendulum because I forgot that was that was a hazard this is a busted mini turbo I got a mini turbo there I didn't deserve one pretty good starts but how is it gonna end because I always get ended on this track pendulum pendulum's over there oh I'm getting better at that oh that was so scary so we are in a great spot first place with a slight lead and I have a banana for protection the fire is really scary but I'm going around a turn so we'll be okay [Music] we're getting an item here okay okay this is what it's all about this is where Champions are born oh okay okay there's a much more straightforward decision here on how to dodge the pendulum no one is near me I just need there to be no blue shell no blue shell and we got this oh I can't get any tricks yeah no shortcut here either please don't have multiple red shells of course you do [Music] okay I need to get on this thing okay okay that was probably my best results on Tick Tock lock in years Yoshi top three we just can't be stopped see if I can get this one and this one and this one all right so the beginning doesn't matter too much I'm not really trying to get into the front just because this is such a backing track so much of this is based on the shortcuts so at any time if I do get behind I can kind of just catch up like I can expect myself to be able to catch up with mushrooms and stuff like that so let's get rid of your green shell and then snipe you I'm so mean right now but that's what you get Roy for driving in a straight line sometimes you got to curve it up a little bit or people are just gonna be able to snipe you however they want oh let's go that glider section actually helped okay I'm just okay I'm not gonna try and start that drift it is not happening oh it went for that person it's pretty nice I haven't gotten a single mushroom this race this is really unfortunate all right see if we can hit another snipe right here everyone's driving in a straight line all right they dodged it oh mushrooms no they grabbed oh there's one in the off-road I didn't see that right uh we'll leave this right here mushrooms yes one mushroom oh but the other Yoshi has a mushroom too oh they got hit they got hit I could win this [Music] perfect shortcut let's go I was so hopeless right there but then they both just got hit while more importantly the Yoshi got hit with their mushroom so I could pass them I am on the final Yoshi color it would be so poetic if I could end it with a wing here on Yoshi's Island because also this was the patch that added Yoshi's Island the last patch and also the patch that made this combo the best one thanks to Buffs to Yoshi and the ink Striker all right let's grab some coins right here slippery Road it can be kind of tough to choose that coin as well get up to as many coins as I can to try and get away from everybody else and let's drop this right here and I hit this thing no I can't someone else hit it please please please are you kidding me I just got betrayed I feel backstabbed everyone gets it except for me oh that was brutal I was holding down the whole time to try and stay in the air as long as I could and unfortunately couldn't do it [Music] oh they actually used it what the heck oh I'm not in first brutal brutal but at least I'm not getting blue shelled oh wow I am making so many close calls right now okay so I'm gonna use this when they will probably drop their banana which is right at this double item set so I'm gonna use it oh right now oh they didn't actually drop it but they still got hit what hit this no yes okay okay someone someone saved me out there thank you hopefully it was one of the Yoshi's oh there's a blue shell coming oh what I've got some Shinjuku Sharpshooter out here I guess I'm not dodging the blue shell with that mushroom oh I barely dodged that explosion one item that's not good what do you have you have triple Queens in first how am I gonna possibly pass you another blue shell on the menu please okay let's just hope they backstamp all of these right here which they probably won't it would not be smart but I'm just gonna hope this is looking rough [Music] third place but first place was a Yoshi absolutely busted combo I am never using this again

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Length: 18min 57sec (1137 seconds)

Published: Sat May 13 2023