What if every item was CRAZY?!

crazy eights in mario kart they're already crazy enough but for the first time ever we've made every item crazy crazy blue shells crazy green chips crazy stars and every other item possible and these are the only items that everyone gets in item boxes and it makes for the craziest mario kart experience we've ever seen i need an item immediately okay it's entirely crazy green shells everybody gets green shells i don't even know if i want to use any i just want the protection i'm firing him back i can't help it i'm in fourth though maybe i need to be throwing him forward i just got somebody i'm just gonna bump how what oh oh my god i tried to be the smallest character so i could have i can avoid getting hit it's not really working for me no no no no oh oh i frame cypher oh there's no way dude oh no no no no no no not last place not last place show it to me baby oh that looks so cool they're not normally in an eight but they are now and it's everyone it's gold mushroom that looks so cool they just disappeared oh you know what it is i'm using each one every time i spam is that what it is i think see how it lights up a little bit what if i just did a little space it out a little bit what if i just did oh never mind i'm trying to space them out a little more i don't think that strategy worked at all but that's okay we're going first now more of the funnel look dude i gotta be taking more off-road with these goldens what what just happened to that goomba oh no i didn't drop oh she ran into the wall this is your boy's moment your boys moment come on let's go it's crazy bombs baby oh god when they blow up everyone gets blown up if you have a lead you gotta be dropping them behind you i gotta call it uh oh i can't use it oh it might be broken i think we broke the game oh what you can't run into anybody you're not allowed to be the social distance once you get close there's an explosion happens and then you explode oh my god me and me we were touching bombs oh my god i almost got swiped by luigi ah why do we do that to each other where is everybody did they truce or something up there come on now come on now oh my god oh my god it's not that bad so far not what i expected for a wednesday night but here we are blooper what are you doing bloopers it's worse than an rl stein book who did this i don't know how i'm going to come back i'm just sending off as many bloops as i can and they're all just ganging up on me no stop we're in second though look oh we're in third never mind i'm probably throwing bloopers on myself at this i can't actually can't see anymore oh you're pulling up the lines though did you see those no you didn't you didn't see anything because there's ink all over your screen we're in first i don't know though the cpus are fast we're probably gonna lose we probably lose we didn't lose we got first i think red shells are absolutely insane in this game so we're probably gonna just get destroyed but if i keep them around me i think all lines if i keep them around me i should have a decent amount of defense oh i missed an item that's not good that's okay we're in second oh you oh whoa i got lucky there i got lucky there totally got lucky this one's getting the bpms uh and i ain't talking music talking heart they fell off they fell off i don't know i'm throwing them all back just because just in case i keep seeing the bb thing on my radar is your boy about a one shot this one come on baby [Music] how okay they're around me i don't get it i would say we need to just keep everything around us but you can still get hit if you have everything around you so just avoid confrontation entirely come on we gotta hit somebody with it look at all those that's a perfect line right there hold on hold on we're in first on the final left all the cpus no no no no oh geez oh geez no no they took my item my item oh your boys on the outskirts though spray spray spray spray and pray spray and pray spray and pray oh no no no this mod's gonna be crazy eight because every item is a crazy eight and i just blew my mom just ran into oh god i don't know how i'm gonna come back there's no rubber banding with like bullet bills and everybody ah i just did that to myself i think i would ask for somebody to shock me but it's literally not even possible how do you determine is it the one that's in front of you the one that go yeah it's the one that's in front of you is the one you use oh god no i also of course put the cracked cpus on where they're like 100 cc's faster than me and i'm literally in last i just went through a pipe i'm not even close dude is it because of the bomb it's because i'm bad is it because i'm ugly i have another eight waiting and maybe i need to cycle through them faster ninth let's see it let's see it yes crazy bullets i can't believe this is at all only one of them works i think once one of them is used they're just they're like oh it kind of looks sick now look at it i feel like i should have where are we going is this the longest possible path you could what oh give me a double double's huge double's huge get out of here iggy larry whatever your name is i'm gonna take a hot path here and then i'm gonna go that way you can't take me on some jank path bullet william let's go oh i just i just hit left there to get another one this is huge huge gameplay oh no there's no oh no we need an item yup yup yup yup i'm gonna wait till someone uh no i'm gonna i'm gonna pop now i'm gonna pop now over on the offroad huge huge oh my god we literally won by frames i think i don't expect anything here i don't think yeah okay we have no what wait peter griffin just died or the like invisible whoa crazy boomerangs everyone yeah i'm just throwing eight boomerangs in a row it's kind of crazy yeah it is it is crazy how many crazy eight puns am i gonna make eight i don't know how we're gonna come back we're only doing this once they don't like stay with you though they're just gone they're just booms they're not ranks come on let's come back enough for this okay all right never mind we we're not coming back i just want to see what happens like is it invisible oh they have them did you see that oh i missed the item box i want it no i want it so bad oh no i think somebody tried to use one does it actually work it actually she just stole my money bro i'm actually stacked i'm just popping them why is this so funny this is what it's all about we have the bag right now you like those lines right there watch out your boy's getting better at the game right now oh jesus oh everything's fine cause i'm rich where are my haters right now where are my haters this is a major key wait what no no no no no no this is not happening right now that's not happening i'm too rich for this get out of my way we're literally in first and i popped the star i know how to use an eight now there's stars behind me i'm getting i'm getting inked i'm getting inked so much i actually don't know oh no i'm gonna blow myself up oh wait oh my god you like this you like this right here oh never mind i'm still in first there all the squids are all over me i'm officially in second now and i'm scared oh i had the star i'm just tossing the bomb dude get the bomb out of here i don't want to deal with it we're re-upping on the star we're doing really well we need to somehow break into first though i don't know how red shell no not the buff i need another star i'm just spamming i'm spamming at this point oh i hit somebody with a red show over there did you see it bang let's go what a comeback final attempt for the green shells it's do or die time i still think keeping them around you is kind of clutch like that yeah i say that as i start throwing more it's just so hard not to get aggressive with them it's too much fun what who where what i don't know what's happening need something here we need something we need some magic i don't see how i'm not going to speed up it they're passing me el give me an l just give me an l for the green shells the track is literally the width of an explosion of the bomb i'm in first it's all about just being in first staying in first you have to deal with the pack get a nice leisurely drive i'm not even worried about spamming bombs okay i'm spinning bombs i can't not do it oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god is it a walk-off is it a walk-off dude i i wanted to start walking and i literally messed myself up it's over now it's over i shouldn't have walked i can mess up that bad and still oh i'm so no i missed one this is bad this is bad it's all stars look at everybody i'm late to the party we should all theoretically be in stars the entire race so this one's gonna be hard to come back i think missing the item early really hurt me but you never know so basically with this one it's just like press l every like 15 10 to 15 seconds you just absolutely start out of your mind for the whole race i let the believers down on that one what it's all bananas crazy bananas i think if we learned last time there's a limit to how many bananas can be on a track at once i don't know i don't know this is not good already look at how big they are baby park is certainly going to expose that limit they're eating my bananas hold the phones he's the squad i'm rolling squad deep right now no wait a minute nobody caught up how did you guys not catch up for that [Music] what a dub nintendogs versus lightning oh i pulled off the first one that's huge what if i do more can i just keep pounding them with it this might be a runaway i feel like getting the first one was just so massive there are no goombas on the track anymore they are getting destroyed i think so if i keep using it they're gonna spin out and they're gonna lose their item every time right i'm trying to just make sure that they never have it and they never use it i'm bullying everybody they're a hundred cc's faster than me and i'm laughing everyone this is evil man it's evil but it feels good oh and they're just out of the all right good race good race good race just a monster performance from doge this is a real attempt this is officially a real attempt i didn't miss the first item box i'm feeling pretty good i hope you guys like this music i don't know dude i don't know we'll be all right we're in second they're bound to screw up somehow i'm in first somehow did somebody fall off there's also like a shortcut option that oh they're all behind me it's not that hard it's pretty simple trap somebody pass me oh no they're faster this is bad come on come on stay on it stay on a falcon nice drift there buddy no oh holy sh no no peter no it's the finale level crazy blue shells baby flashing lights warning flashing lights warning you know i'm not in first though i'm not in first so it shouldn't be that bad all the noise no no no i'm in first no no no no no no no no no no no we learned our lesson there a little bit i'm keeping them around me because you can light people up if you drive near them and they're not protected you can also throw them in if they're in the path obviously you know it's a normal blue shell oh my goodness are you listening no no no no no no no no no i don't want to be in first so i think you guys understand by now what the game is the game is to finish in first but not to get absolutely obliterated by blue shells i need to be very very patient i don't even really need to throw them i mean everybody else is throwing them so much i mean i guess i could pour it on why not coins are big let's get some coins there's so many this is so insane it's just so insane to look at so it's the last lap we're approaching the end here i think i might just have to go for it at a certain point i think i i actually think i'm too late i didn't even okay i'm just gonna keep picking on him this is when it starts to get interesting i'm gonna try to keep in second as much as i possible he just threw it at himself king boo just threw it at himself i think i'm in first oh no that's not good but that's okay i might be able to get back into it oh my god oh my god no i'm in first again i think second wait no no no i was in first for a second i gotta throw some throw something her i spin out i just gotta go now i just gotta go i just gotta go i just gotta go come on yes yes yes let's go how did that even happen oh my god

Channel: RedFalcon

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Id: L1O0QasqXa0

Length: 11min 55sec (715 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 03 2022