building your online brand

Throughout recorded history, philosophers have queried: Am I a person, or am I a brand? Luckily, in our modern world, we no longer need to choose between these two sublime options. But full coordination of your personhood and your branding can be challenging, and that’s why I’m here to help you turn your humanity into your hu-brand-ity. Hello. I’m Hugh Brandity. Welcome to my seminar entitled “Building Your Online Brand.” *singing* A brand is your soul’s own work of art. You can never go wrong if follow your heart. Assuming your heart’s obsessed with what is best, and what’s best is anything that can give you a following. Your brand can range from simple to obtuse. Do you bake fancy cakes or do you rate hot moose? It’s not incorrect if you expect to always collect views when you stay on brand! You see a brand is much like a flower in that it stinks and takes its own path. If you think you know how it will grow then you’ve never tasted nature’s wrath. Say you mention offhand that you enjoy ice cream sandwiches on a hot cruise. Expect some tweets about ice cream sandies everytime they’re in the news. People saying “Sandies are on sale!” “I love sandies, too!” “Sandies in the mail!” “Made some sandies, hugh!” There is no escaping from the ice cream sandwich din. Everywhere I go. When did it begin? This pain that I know. Seems it has been shaping from the simplest of things. Didn’t give a second thought. And the repercussions came too soon. And that’s why you must contemplate building a brand by musing in a brand cocoon. Let your brandity brand cocoon slowly accrete, because your holometabolous is nearly complete. When you venture from here, you’ll know no fear! Everything is clear. Your brand is all consuming once it has its premiere. So get ready, you’ll soon be so much more. Let’s hope your branded existence is not one you abhor. Open your eyes! And arise! Make a stand! And reveal your brand. I teach rodent fitness classes on Periscope now. Another brand successfully built. I do unboxing videos for pasta brands now. I do wholesome pranks on my elderly neighbor now. I do equine fashion reviews. I take artistic photos of myself spilling cans of beans now. I knit scarves for ferrets now. I respond to tweets from elected officials with pictures of my son bowling now.

Channel: brian david gilbert

Views: 1,117,377

Rating: 4.9794903 out of 5

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Id: rPHK494AUxE

Length: 2min 43sec (163 seconds)

Published: Sat May 09 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/JGraham626]

I love that youtube thinks this is an unironic video and so gives me this as an advert

[u/George_G_Geef]

Beard David Gilbert is going to haunt my nightmares.

[u/beeeaan]

Sad to see Lin Manuel Miranda at such a low point.

[u/JGraham626]

hey, brian. hey, hey brian.

what the fuck? what the fuck brian

[u/TheOsttle]

he actually made an Instagram for Hugh Brandity

https://instagram.com/therealbrandity?igshid=13qo6zs046os6

[u/KitKatThePirate]

I watched this as soon as I woke up but I feel like it was still another weird, surreal dream

[u/Tomorrow_Is_Today1]

The h a i r

[u/jason_steakums]

Colin Farrell has had this exact hair and beard situation before