>> OK. MED HELLO, EVERYONE, AND WELCOME I'M PRINCIPAL CARTER IT'S A BIG DAY HERE AT WEYMOUTH LOWER SCHOOL, THE BUG ASSEMBLY MS. MIDAS'S CLASS WILL PRESENT THEIRBUGS TO THE ENTIRE STUDEN BODY >> AND THEY ARE EXCITED, SORT OF LIKE BURNING MAN FOR WEIRD KIDS. >> SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, BUGS. >> I'M A PRAYING MANTIS, BUT NOT RELIGIOUS. I PREY ON PESTS IN THE GARDEN. >> I'M A LADYBUG I CAN HAVE UP TO 20 SPOTS, AND THAT'S A LOT >> I'M A STINKBUG. MY NASTY ODOR PROTECTS ME FROM PREDATORS. >> AND I'M DADDY LONG LEGS >> GREAT WELL YOUR COSTUMES ALL LOOK TERRIFIC. LOOKING FORWARD TO LEARNING A BIT MORE >> LET'S HEAR ABOUT YOUR DIETS >> WELL, I EAT WEEDS AND GRASSES, BUT NOT THE KIND YOU'RE THINKING DON'T GET ME IN TROUBLE. >> I EAT BUGS, AND IN MY LIFE I CAN EAT UP TO 5,000. AND THAT'S A LOT >> AND WHAT DOES DADDY LONG LEGS EAT? BOYS, BOYS, BOYS >> OKAY. RUSSELL? >> CALL ME DADDY >> OKAY. DADDY. I APPRECIATE THE CREATIVITY, BUT I'D LOVE TO KNOW SOME MORE ABOUT YOUR INSECT. >> IT'S ALL IN THE NAME. I'M A FATHER, AND MY LEGS GO ALL ON FOR WEEKS >> OK. AND DADDY. >> >> I DON'T WANT THAT FROM YOU. >> OKAY, RUSSELL CAN YOU SAY ANY SCIENCE FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF >> SURE. I'M HOT, I PARTY, I WALK INTO THE ROOM, AND I AM RESPECTED NO MORE QUESTIONS! >> RUSSELL, YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE ABOUT TO DO A DEATH DROP, BUT THEN YOU STOPPED >> I GOT SCARED. I'VE ONLY DONE IT ONCE, AND I DIDN'T WANT TO SPLIT MY ASS OPEN IN FRONT OF THE JUDGES >> THERE ARE NO JUDGES >> YEAH, WHAT IS THIS KID'S DEAL >> HIS DAD IS AN EXEC AT BRAVO, HIS OTHER DAD IS A REPUBLICAN. HONESTLY, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER HEARD HIM SPEAK. >> OH, GOT IT. >> I GOT TO SAY THIS FEELS KIND OF UNFAIR. HE'S NAMED AFTER HIS LEGS AND I'M NAMED AFTER STINK. >> HONESTLY, JOHNNY, OUT OF ALL THE SEVENTH GRADE BOYS, YOU SMELL REALLY GOOD. >> THANKS, KEV >> ALSO, I COULD HAVE SWORN RUSSELL WAS ASSIGNED A COCKROACH. >> IT WASN'T A FIT >> GUYS, LET'S STAY ON TRACK DO YOU BUGS HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR EACH OTHER >> I DO. HOW DOES THE DADDY LONG LEGS TRACK ITS PREY. >> I SLAM DOWN BY CREDIT CARD ON GROUND AND SAY, "DADDY'S GOT IT." >> WHY ISN'T THERE A MOMMY LONG LEGS >> SHUT THE HELL UP, GET HER OUT OF HERE NOW! I'M GOING TO FREAK OUT >> OKAY, OKAY, DAISY, TAKE A TIME OUT >> I'LL HAVE TO SHOWER LATER, BITCH. >> WHO IS HE POINTING TO >> I DON'T KNOW. IS HE PLAYING CHARADES OKAY, YOU. DADDY LONG LEGS. I GOT IT ALL RIGHT, WELL, ONE OF THE COOL THINGS ABOUT TODAY IS THAT WE CAN SEE HOW DIFFERENT BUGS INTERACT SINCE YOU'RE SUCH AN ARTISTIC BUNCH, LET'S SEE HOW DADDY LONG LEGS AND STINK BUGS MIGHT EXIST IN NATURE. AND GO >> HI, MR. LONG LEGS, I'M A STINKBUG >> IT'S BEEN AWHILE. YOU LOOK WORSE WHO LET YOU IN >> WHAT? >> OH, STINKBUG, I'VE MISSED YOU. I WANT YOUR STINK BACK IN MY LIFE LET'S GET REMARRIED. >> OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH I GUESS WE LET THAT GO ON FOR A LITTLE BIT OF A WHILE. I KIND OF GOT LOST IN IT THE TEAMWORK WAS PRETTY DAMN GOOD >> YOU KNOW, RUSSELL ISN'T THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO CAN DO COOL STUFF. I CAN, TOO I HAVE CHARISMA. >> WELL -- βͺ MY NAME IS STINKY AND I'M HERE TO SA I EMIT ODO IN A STINKY WAY βͺ >> JOHNNY, THAT WAS AMAZING. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT MY DAD'S AN EXECUTIVE AT BRAVO. WE'RE GETTING YOU A SHOW >> WOW, RUSSELL, REALLY? THAT'S AMAZING >> THEN WE HAVE TO CELEBRATE, ALL OF US, TONIGHT AND REMEMBER, DADDY'S GOT IT
