Bonding with a Kid Shouldn’t Be This Hard - Key & Peele

- IT TURNS OUT IT WASN'T A GHOST AT ALL. IT WAS MY LITTLE SISTER HIDING IN THE BASEMENT! AND SHE WAS GOIN' "BOO" AND MAKING THE NOISES THE WHOLE TIME, SO... - OH, SHOOT. I FORGOT HIS JUICE BOXES. - OH. - I WILL BE RIGHT BACK. YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT WITH ZACHARY? - I THINK SO. - OKAY. - SO, ZACHARY... YOU KNOW I'M, UH, GONNA BE MARRYING YOU MOTHER AND, UH, I'M GONNA BE MOVING IN SOON AND I JUST... I'M SO EXCITED TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU. YOU KNOW, I KNOW THAT YOU HAD A HARD TIME WITH YOUR FATHER AND HE SPANKED YOU AND, YOU KNOW, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN WITH ME. OKAY? AND I PROMISE I WILL NEVER SPANK YOU. OKAY. THAT'S... OKAY. UM... I KNOW WHY YOU DID THAT. BUT I WILL NEVER SPANK YOU BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU STILL-- OH! THAT'S-- OW. I DON'T KNOW THAT THERE'S ANYTHING I DID TO DESERVE THAT--OKAY. THIS...YOU...OKAY. MM. I'MA BE REAL WITH YOU. YOU CAN'T GO HITTIN' PEOPLE. ALL RI--OH! OH! OH! I AIN'T COMING BACK FOR THAT FOURTH ONE. ALL RIGHT. SO WE DONE? WE GOT THAT OUT OF OUR SYSTEM? 'CAUSE I KNOW THAT THIS... THIS ISN'T YOU. OH! I TOLD YOU--UH! OH! OH! COME ON! THIS...OH! OH! OH! THIS...YOU... UGH! UGH! WHY! - FAST. - OH WHAT? OOH! UGH! OH! THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. WHY--WHAT DID I DO? I'M THE GOOD GUY. I'M--I'M THE GOOD GUY, MAN. LOOK. I'M NEVER GONNA SPANK YOU. I'M NOT GONNA BE LIKE YOUR FATHER. I'M GONNA BE YOUR FRIEND. YOU NEED TO RESPECT ME! YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LITTLE [bleep]! - I WILL RESPECT YOU, CHARLES. IF YOU PLAY YOUR ROLE. NOW, LISTEN UP... I'M A BAD, BAD BOY, CHARLES. I DON'T NEED A [bleep] FRIEND. SO GO AHEAD. MARRY MY MOMMY. MOVE IN. [bleep] HER AS HARD AS YOU WANT. JUST LEAVE ME THE [bleep] ALONE. YOU DO THAT, 11 YEARS FROM NOW, I'LL BE OUT OF THE HOUSE AND WE WON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS. YOU DON'T... AND I WILL BREAK YOU. OKAY, CHARLES? - HOW ARE WE DOING? - I LOVE HIM!

Channel: Key & Peele

Views: 8,054,284

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Id: c2PM_5LFgqc

Length: 4min 21sec (261 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 05 2020