Noah Sanders.
Here for the job interview. Please take a seat.
Mr. Weinstein will see you next. [lounge music] ♪ ♪ Job interviews, huh? Never fun. Okay, just... I get it.
Stay focused. Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool, cool. [clicks tongue] [laughter] Oh. - Yeah.
- Whoo-hoo! That was a big laugh. [exhales] (Weinstein)
Oh, no! - I did it!
- No, you didn't! - I did it.
- [laughter] Jeez. Is this a job interview
or<i> The Carol Burnett Show?</i> - You know what I mean?
- [laughter] Oh, sir, sir, sir. - Oh, my God, that is too rich.
- Oh, well. Thanks so much
for coming in, Adam. Of course,
and you better stay away from that Chinese food there. Oh, my God,
you got that right. That's done--it's done a number
on my stomach. - [martial arts shouts]
- [grunting] Here's your fortune. You're gonna be sick
in a half hour. [laughter] Oh, my gosh,
what an absolute delight, Adam. It's been great, and--can I
tell you something real quick? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even care
if I get this job because I know
I've made a friend for life. What a terrific attitude. What a great goddamn attitude. Yup. You son of a gun. You know what? Right quick, before you leave,
I want to give you something. No, sir,
I can't take any more gifts. This whole thing
has been a gift. My brother passed away. [somber music] 21 years ago. Wow. We were estranged, and he became ill, and he gave this to me
as a peace offering. Ohh. And then one day
when we were on the ocean, he fell overboard on a boat
very much like this one and died. I saw him struggling
all the way as a riptide
just pulled him down. That bitch ocean. Would you please accept this
as a--as a token of my gratitude for you
bringing joy back into my life? Under any other circumstance,
I would refuse, but I will accept
this gift today because I know
how much it means to you. So I will. Thank you. Ahoy, matey. [both laugh] Ahoy, matey. [laughter] How is that funny? Bernadette. Bernadette. - Are you hearing any of this?
- Oh, my God. This guy. How do you keep
a straight face all day? [laughter] She's--isn't she sweet? Sweeter than pie.
Sweeter than pie. Oh, my God. God damn it,
I love your fucking energy. Well,
what can I say, sir? I am solar powered. [screaming laughter] [continues laughing] Really? You like--
you like that one, huh? Oh, thanks so much, Adam. Terrific.
[laughs] Best interview I've ever been
a part of in my entire life. Okay, who's next? You? Ready?
Let's go. Chop-chop. Here we go.
[clapping] Come on, let's go. Okay. Hoo-hoo! Hoo! Requesting permission
to come on board, sir. Hi, Noah Sanders the name. Sorry to hear
about your brother. Maybe we could get
some Chinese food after this? - [clicks tongue]
- All right. All right. Okay, take it easy. Jeez, settle down, turbo.
