Bonanza THE GUNMEN

[Music] hey what's up hey that's a good shooting little gym cleaner back shot has ever seen in my life call for another a shame he had a full house you can't win them all drinks on it those are the meanest toughest killers i ever saw who are they well them the slade boys didn't you know that no we're sure lucky they didn't plug us too the slade boys i'm sure glad they're riding on through do you know where they're heading i heard i mentioned a place called kiowa flats slade boys you were flats remind me to ride clear that place will ya come on give me a drink yeah [Music] [Music] you say one of them's a big big tall man but nine foot tall and half as big around and the other valleys a little bit of a fella about half as big as his brother and me looking mean rattle snakes them all right it's them now sonny you're getting off street get in the house you hear me keep off the streets now go on get ain't no sense looking for trouble darn thing never was no good know-how they're coming [Music] they're coming [Music] he's showing now good in [Music] they're coming [Music] they came so yeah don't nobody start nothing hey us yeah let's watch some of the trailers out it's a good idea hey [Music] all right all right all all right morning sheriff morning morning well don't mind if i do who's my own you're always talking about how well you knew them slade boys that's right that's right yeah just how just how well do you know him sheriff me and them slade boys was practically weaned together i am their bosom friend yeah but your bosom friends just wrote into town you say that again your bosom friends just rode into town well why would those two murderous villains want to come to a miserable hall like kiowa flats because the lungs have been fattened higher than the kill of all the hatfield boys that's why uh well we're where where where are they now in the bar oh no they're terrible they'll no sheriff that's the only bar in town what get a horse higher it charges to me and ride out and tell old jubilee hadfield not to come into town for quite a spell then when you come back look me up and go i'll need you to identify them two fellows all right i'll do it right there and look look look look after the bar we look at that i will hey a little joe there's something wrong with me do i smell or something oh you smell about the same how about me about to see him see you mister yes yes sir is there something wrong with us or something oh no no no sir no you you're just fine just fine bring us another beer you want another beer yeah this is fine here nice day ain't good enough to drink ain't good enough sheep this i say it's nice day ain't it oh yeah yes it's it's fine day uh i mean it's a nice day but about as nice today as we've ever had i can't remember a nicer one it was well maybe back in 47 or 48 i might have had some better i i don't remember well it's it's it's kind of warm it's not too warm maybe a little on a chilly side well any kind of weather's all right with me so long as they don't bother bother you none oh i guess it's a nice day uh i don't know i really need used to strangers or something little joe yeah or something let's get out of here [Music] buddy all right [Music] don't look like nobody's here you know i don't like this let's get out of here oh no a little joke there's no like there's something funny about the people around here well i'm too tired to argue about it just sign her name and get a room how am i gonna get a room there's nobody here just sign her name and pick one one with a lock hang the expense now they're going upstairs they're gonna stay all right oh did you see the way they looked at me oh gentlemen there was death in them eyes sudden death oh i tell you when when they took that swallow up here and that big one made that face and he looked dissatisfied and uneasy like oh i tell you i could hear them pearly gates of giant open if if you gentlemen will excuse me i i feel considerable shook because i uh i might shook up myself i miss lorna dune and ladies if i was you i'd get in off the streets as i've been like dangerous be bannerman brown well there's some in this town have a sense of duty if others that order ain't yes now where are they stand aside be bannerman brown you get out of the way come ladies jump in jehoshaphat [Music] repent sinners the day of retribution is at hand yes ma'am i reckon it is us poor frail females have come to throw ourselves on your mercy you come to do what ma'am we want you should spare us our men amen well there ain't enough of them to go around as it is amen don't you worry not man we we'll spare you men if if they were sparring hey what are you wrecking that ball at pizza heck out of me hey somebody shooting at somebody i think it's us [Applause] [Applause] [Music] oh mars i paid two dollars for this i'm sure he worth much now man wasn't that good shooting well look next time we use your necklaw please i just hope there's gonna be a next hey you in there huh we know who you are and what you're here for you can die now or later do you want a chance to make your peace throw out your guns hey they got us mixed up with somebody else i sure hope so why else would they be shooting the total innocent strangers they didn't that was mixed up with somebody i don't know this is texas though huh yeah right we better go ahead and do what he says throw our guns out and go out and see what it's all about come on all right let's try it again what are your names and what are you doing here we done told you and told you that our names is cartwrights and we're down here to we're down here to buy cattle ants go on boy oh i told you not to lie to me we ain't lying of course you ain't you just come down here to buy cows texas cows now who in this right mind is going to believe anybody come down here to buy texas longhorns i ask you i told you we're going to take them back up to our ranch in nevada and cross them with our own herds those we'll have a heartier breed and you two are going to drive them cows clean across west texas right on up through a hunk of new mexico all the way to the nevada territory just the to you yeah that's what we said it's a fine lie agents a fine lie it's the kind of noble inspired lion that does credit to the folks that raised you but it don't wash out here now i'll tell you who you are you're them to load down gun sling and murder and hydrophobic skunks of slade boys that was hired by old man mcfadden to wipe out us had fears because he couldn't do it himself and then now look we never we never heard of the mcfadden's win we never heard of the hatfields that's the truth ain't they the living wonders though ants take them out and do what has to be done come on come on hey hey what in time is going on here anyway what what are you fixing to do to these fellas kill them they're the slade boys you you can't do that you ain't sure they're the slaves ain't sure ain't you you see him don't you sure i see him but i never see the slaves in my life and neither do you he's right there paul yeah freddie twelly boggs he says he knows him he says he know them a long time back in austin oh twirling yeah fine fetch him in here let him identify him and then we'll kill him if it'll make you any happier well you see twirlie ain't exactly around right at this moment ants take them out come on but wait a minute wait a minute won't do no harm to wait till morning will it where are we going to keep him until morning paul why don't we just stick him in brown's jail let him take responsibility for him you leave me in my jail out of this ants take him out i'm waiting wait a minute all right all right just get somebody to help me get him over to jail that's all hey benjamin brown on your way you make sure they're there come on i might just take it into my head to vacate your office i'm getting sick of you joe i got a funny feeling the law in this town is sure easily influenced yeah he needs a navy colt oh you fellas comfortable and happy i mean can i get you anything a bottle of whiskey or a couple of steaks or something when are you gonna let us out of here well tomorrow morning one way or another what do you mean one way or another well if i can find twirly boggs he says you ain't the slade boys i'll i'll turn you loose yeah but what's gonna happen if you can't find twirly bogs you get hung [Music] i just about got it figured out yeah what this whole dang town is touched oh come on whoever heard of a whole town being tested feller told me one time he got a weed down here and they call it loco weed when the horses and cows eat it they get wild and all get out oh so people don't eat weeds yeah but they eat beef don't they one of them critters gets all filled up on that their local weeded kind of salted meat down wouldn't it yeah that makes sense it sure does little joe you don't reckon they're really gonna hang us do you well i don't know if they're joking it's their shirt pushing it pretty far hang on don't blob bleb well don't blab rescue is at hand signed black alonso the red-handed avenger you do even the kids have been affected with that local beef in this town sarah brown good evening miss lonerdoon evening ladies i have fetched my tribute yes my ear i guess as much me and the ladies of the town have come to comfort them poor sinners in their final hours well the good book says we should forgive our enemies we are told to bring solace to the afflicted even though they are a couple of low down murder and skunks yes but here here's the keys so you go in and console them load down murdering by them and pour lost sheep me i got work to do good night ladies oh poor doom prisoners it ain't too late down on your knees as you face your awful fate repent your crimes before that trap is sprung and you like a side of beef are hung poor soul if when you come up close and scooch again the bars you could kind of rest your whole head on my shoulder you ain't say hanging men when there ain't enough to go rounds it is if and you don't mind i'd like to finish my little tribute whilst there's time i'm a man did you have many more of those no just 10 or 12 more verses well i didn't have enough time to do a real good job on it that's a shame now your poke is spent and you can take my word will remember the gent that went right and heard of fighting and shooting like desert rats to come to their end in kyoa flats now told the bell their souls are fled there's gonna be much more of this horse them two poor boys are hanging dead somewhere their kinfolk will weep and prey this is worse than hanging for them that got heisted up today [Applause] did you really like it ma'am i thought he was prime just prime well it ain't often i get a chance to recite my tribute to the deer departed before they're departed no ma'am i don't really do i suppose you'd like to have it buried with you most folks do oh clara lou stop that noise i can't help it there ain't enough men to go around and here they go wasting two at the same time amen it's a woman's place to endure clara lou well i don't mind enduring if i got a man to put up with speaking of which lizabelle i notice you've been hanging on to a certain hand half the live long night clara lou kenzie well i can't help it she's just a selfish thing that's all she is well i never i guess a certain person can hold another person's hand if they choose well a certain person didn't have to choose the way another certain person grabbed on to it i wouldn't act like such a hussy if i was you clara lou kenzie well at least i ain't a flippery jibbit like some lizabelle joke take clues from them pesky females boys we gotta move on we're busting you out who are you elijah mcfadden you dang fool the one that hired you what come on come on boys women i want you to meet my friends my good friends big jack and shorty jim slade boys say hottie my wife wheezy and my daughter amanda howdy man howdy mr mcfadden you're making a terrible mistake you see we need really never mind that now we'll talk in the morning but mr mcfadden we're not we're rushing how you boys go on and on dad burn it mr mcfadden we ain't the slade boys you ain't no we ain't that's what we've been trying to tell you all the way in from town look we're the cart right that matter you're scared oh we ain't scared and we do appreciate you busting us out of that jail mr mcfadden that burn it if it make you feel any better i almost wish we was a slave boys but we just ain't so if if you don't mind we'll we'll just mosey on back bye ma'am in the house oh first one side don't believe us and then the other yep we got ourselves in the middle of something i don't like it that's for sure what do you think we ought to do about it well i'll tell you a little joe that hasn't been hauled up hauled down threatened with a hanging and thrown in jail and busted out of jail and poetized that and shot at and read halfway across the state of texas in the dark i'm gonna get some sleep i don't know what you're gonna do hey [Music] great dana morning who are you turn him around little joe yeah i thought i'd recognize that patch you wouldn't be black alonso with a red-handed avenger would you i was gonna bust you out only pawn the boys got there first yeah well just how was you figuring on busting us out figured to dig a tunnel that's a good way to bust out of dungeons yeah you uh you're pretty well posted on things ain't you fella you just bet i am i'll bet you even know what we're doing here don't you shucks half the country knows paul hired you to kill anne's hatfield and uh just why are we supposed to kill anne's hatfield he's the fastest gun around here amy none of us mcfaddens can hold a candle to him we gotta get rid of him before we can kill the rest of the hatfields well how come you got to kill all him hadfield don't you fellas know anything it's a feud he's kind of dumb amy why are you little you just touch me [Music] black alonso you tell your paw that we hate to leave like this but we just ain't the slave brothers you're here you thank him for busting us out of jail all right [Music] let's go [Music] [Music] uh is writing again thirsty getting shot at oh they're fire they ain't shooting back come on let's go collect the bodies [Music] hey slade boys on your feet we're not just never mind [Music] ah i want you two to listen and listen good i hired you to do a job for me and last night you tried to run out on your obligations and i'm mr mcfadden shut up and listen i'm giving you fellas a fair choice now you can take them guns and do the job you're supposed to you got another choice [Applause] name your poison boys that burn it mr mcfadden don't you folks ever think any other use for a rope around here first the hatfields want to hang us for being the slave brothers now you want to do it because we ain't i'm getting awful tired of hearing that same old tired lie all right boys heist him up now hold on just a minute that burn it mr mcfadden i'm getting sort of tired of being called a liar too we ain't the slave boys all you got to do is ride into town look up a fella named twirly boggs sheriff brown told us that he knew the slave boys and he can tell you right quick we ain't them that's right all right boys if it'll make you feel better disposed to do the work he was hired for we'll all saddle up and ride into town we'll look up twirly bogs take the gun boys ah [Music] [Applause] so [Music] i know there wasn't a jail that could hold them slaves i know them boys i know i'm real good i went to school with the ed emeline see i tell you those boys would gouge your eyes out if they thought you looked at them in the wrong way they would shoot you if they wanted a little target practice why them boys who's buying chances them boys they had a man for breakfast every day of their life from the day that they put on long pants yes sir he had two on sundays never touch me though knows it they like me you see they like me real good but i i oh come on now somebody stole my drink let's have a drink here i tell you them two slade boys is two curly wolves they are the big wind off in the prairie they walk in blood and where they breathe they leave behind them ruined get ready for ruin right now cause here they come oh hallelujah they look mad i'm getting out of here don't worry i'm gonna wait on my phone wait a minute wait a minute help me save the whiskey wait a minute brown wire's twirly boggs [Music] [Music] and twirly bog now i had never done no harm to nobody come here fox yeah i'm right here i'm right here take a look at these two are there ain't they the slade boys are there ain't they you just go right ahead and answer mr boggs telling the truth ain't nobody gonna hurt you t-rex ain't nobody gonna hurt you all right that's fine well uh uh well let's slap boys all right i've seen a lot of them down in austin hi boys what's matter boys don't you know me i'm truly boggs remember uh i i i used to go to school with your old aunt emily that does it take these and do the job you're supposed to or you won't be around to taste air come tomorrow morning thanks a lot mr boggs [Music] howdy boys howdy howdy mr brown well anybody comes riding into this they're gonna get slaughtered yeah they got guns planted in the windows and up on the roofs and whatnot yeah oh maybe the hatfields won't ride into town after all they'll write in all right they got the news seems a terrible shame not all these folks killing each other how'd a few like this ever get started sheriff over a hog over a hog yep just a plain common ornery razorback hog i'll tell you boys all about it but first i got to uh get a little quotation to loosen up the vocal cords i'll tell you the whole sad tale come on you gentlemen care for some more sheep dip uh i mean beer yeah give us a couple of beers yeah well and that's hard mcfadden's they've been slaughtering one another man and boy for the last 30 years yeah well how did the hog get mixed up well come on sit down boys see lance hadfield he was fattening him or raised her back short you see for his winter meat well one morning that uh turned up missing so uh so he uh got his gun and saddled up and went out looking for couldn't find her but as he was passing by the mcfadden's cabin he uh pork roasting so he went in the quarter they asked him to stay to supper and lo and behold they brought on a great big mess of fresh roast pork you know they had you didn't have no pig so he accused them of stealing his and then the shooting started and it's been going on ever since for 30 years all that killing over one that burned old fattening dog now look here mr brown you sheriff then how come you didn't stop it oh sucks i i tried two three times it didn't do no good she's nobody nobody pays much attention to me i don't know maybe it's because i'm getting old or maybe just maybe because i'm getting a little cowardly i don't know you uh you boys don't look so darn old yeah you sure don't look like cowards uh well sheriff you're not suggesting that we do something about the feud after all we're supposed to be the slade brothers ah shucks i know you want gunman a minute to laid eyes on you i can tell a killer a mile off a side that pearly boggs is the biggest liar in the whole great state of texas and that sun's just covering a heap of territory well if you knew why didn't you say something versus first to mcfadden's we're gonna hang us and the hatfields are gonna shoot us well i know i kind of thought maybe i was holding a hand i could draw to but never mind by the way i uh stuck your horses out of the library's table and tied them back in the alley and your guns is in my office sheriff we sure do appreciate this come on little jonas thanks for here thanks an awful lot all right boys hey hey [ __ ] come here boy where where are you going to that rifle i'm gonna kill me some head fields yeah even the kids are thinking like that that seems like a shame didn't it yeah well let's go come on who you joking that's what i like about us as a family little joe paul always taught us to never do nothing to others be ashamed of i'd like to keep it like that i just wonder if there's anything we can do like be batman brown said well i don't know but let's try you boys change their minds about going well sir you you might say we had our mind change first i don't know what we're gonna do but whatever it is i think we better get started hey listen you got any ideas sheriff yep got one lorna dune mayberry lorna doom mayberry see my grandpappy always told me those says says he's his son you get the women on your side and the battle won [Music] excuse me ma'am me and my little brother in a pack of trouble and well come on tell me what it's all about come on well first of all ma'am the there's just about to be a bunch of killing out there in that street there's always killing in that street well yes i mean that seems me like it's a terrible waste i mean there not being enough men to go around for all you ladies like it is there ain't a woman living can keep men from fighting well ma'am i beg to differ with you you see sometimes women folk can sort of get around men folk in little ways and i figured maybe if you ladies tried right hard you might be able to get around these you ain't as dumb as you look what do you want me to do well ma'am here's our plan we figured if you [Music] all right hold your fire man hold it get that wagon hold your fire [Music] hold it [Music] pull it florida dune mayberry dang now but you get them women off of this street we're staying right here lana dude have you lost what few wits you ever had i got my wish jubilee hatfield and that's more than you can say us women got a few things to tell you and you can start your fighting after you hear this out all right ladies well they gotta listen to you i got something to say you all know me i'm wheezy mcfadden my man's alonzo mcfadden he's over there behind them barrels and things with the rest of the mcfaddens alonzo i want you to listen to me i can't have no more chilling but i ain't gonna cook for you or wash for you nor do anything a wife's bound to do for her man till you put down that gun and come out of there alonzo i mean it i'm susan hatfield i guess you all know who i'm talking to what wheezy says goes for me too jubal i won't be the kind of wife i should till you stop this fight i'm talking to you anne's hatfield you heard your ma talk and you heard my ma you're on one side and i'm on the other here i am ants but don't come after me with a gun in your hand boy you get back here you hear me you men want to hear some more just a dang minute what tarnation's going on here hey confounded get back here [Music] this ain't no way and it was such a nice day for her too [Music] hatfield i'll buy a drink a drink all right accept your offer and i'll buy another fair enough [Music] whiskey whiskey lana that was a mighty fine thing you just done uh lana 15 years ago you you said to me that if i ever if [Music] hey hey little children little joel i think we done hung around here long enough we better be just riding on attending our business and that's buying cattle oh let's take it easy a guy has to have a little chance to relax boys here's your hats and here's your own guns now take an old man's advice and get riding there you are son yeah well sheriff we were just beginning to enjoy this time yeah but don't forget the silly heap of folks around here that still thinks you're the slade boys now uh word to the wise you've had plenty for the day little kill come on [Music] you're my hatfield you poor alonzo mcfadden you're a good old sock i think you will the best except for one thing what did i do wrong jubal bringing in them hired killers to settle a dispute between two texas gentlemen i'm ashamed of you jewel i'm a dirty dog oh now don't take on i'm a dirty dog jubil this has got to be wiped out in blood all right who's blood this disposed those two dirty miserable killers that came along into our peaceful little community trying to stir up trouble between us two peace-loving families that's what i like about you alonzo you think the same as me let's go round up a couple of the boys just in case hey how far is the kiowa flats just a couple of miles back down the road you don't suppose it i think so come on let's get out of here you don't wreck me i think so

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Length: 48min 16sec (2896 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 20 2012