Bonanza - Hoss and the Leprechauns | Episode 146 | WESTERN CLASSIC | Wild West | English

[Music] you're going to be so good it'll be against lord ichi now i'll tell you what i'm going to do i'm going to go out there and i'm going to get your granddaddy or you've been caught yet because i ain't been after him but i am now and then he's gonna join you at my dinner table [Music] tonight [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] wow [Music] [Applause] hey hey wait a minute wait a minute the mayor's going heat hey come here wait a minute hey little fella hey [Music] little fella um on out the bear's gone [Music] hey [Music] little fella is this strong box yours now i know you can hear me you couldn't have got that far away you better come on out here and claim it right now i'm gonna open it so go how come he wouldn't claim it must be stolen boy wiggle paul hears about this oh this ain't going to be used to explain none of it [Music] so now you ain't gonna believe this paul funniest thing happened to me today down the fishing hole yeah you're probably wondering where i got this box of gold huh well you see there was this little green elf green elf [Music] we heard you shouting what happened i was depositing the gold dust before i finished burying it a bear got asked me then the giant ran down and chased the bear away a giant biggest man i ever saw in my life and he found a strong box and walked off with it [Music] that's what happened honest oh you don't believe me [Music] so [Music] so [Applause] [Music] i knew you weren't going to believe me well it doesn't make sense hoss look if he was as little as you say he was now how could he go around lugging a strong box full of gold this thing is a load for any one of us uh let's look at it this way if there is a little man running around if if paul if is all i've been hearing there he no if to it paul i've seen him with my own two eyeballs a little man no bigger than that i seen him right a little man in a green suit that buried a strong box full of gold dust and then skips away into the bushes where with a merry twinkle in his eye he thumbs his nose and flies away to the rainbow i've had all i'm going to take out of you paul how come nobody will believe me i'm just telling you exactly what i'm seeing if it sounds sort of crazy or something it ain't my fault of course it isn't look what he says must make some sense because it is it's a strong box it's real it contains thousands of dollars worth of gold must have come from somewhere right yeah and i imagine somebody's pretty anxious to get it back well we can stand around here talking about it all night tell you what tomorrow morning we'll ride in a sea sheriff coffee and and uh tell them the whole story maybe he can help you're not going to let him tell that story in town huh papaya can't do that they're going to laugh at us they're going to think he's loney but we're going to try to get to the bottom of this now horse will tell sheriff coffee the whole thing exactly the way he saw it [Music] foreign [Music] so [Music] so [Music] quickly so [Applause] hey who's down there hey wait a minute [Music] hey you little rascals wait a minute [Music] hey come back here [Music] whole bunch of them little green fellers ball just like the one i saw in the woods they had little horses nothing bigger than good-sized hound though oh he's really hurting himself this time boy i got to catch him little rest of course you'll catch him he'll catch him well we could if we hurry all right just calm down adam little joe go i'll go outside look around what are we gonna look around for bob i gotta have something to look you heard what he said we look for little green men riding on hound dogs i'll go and check around the house and uh you look for a butterfly net just in case right butterfly knit what oh you got a good lump coming up here i better get something to put on hey oh look somebody broke into the bookcase strongbox it's gone that's what i was afraid they'd do hey who the little green men paul the little green men now what am i gonna tell the sheriff the only part of my story you believe in the first place is the part about the gold and only then because i had that box to prove it now what am i gonna tell him well you tell him to tell him the truth and you say that adam and little joe couldn't find a trail huh well it was uh of course it was dark and uh they had a pretty good head start on the boys look roy you see these little fellas they uh they got to weigh about themselves they just disappearing in thin air well now maybe them little fellers little horses was flying horses and that's why i couldn't find it now look roy we came here to reporter robert if you're not gonna take it serious we'll go home that's all hold on if anybody but ben cartwright come in here with a story like that wide what do you want me to do ben the goal just see that it's recover that's all look religiously i go through everything that comes into this office and there's been no bank robberies no stagecoach hold ups no gold shipments missing anywhere so flying the dickens should i go out there hunting for something that ain't even been reported missing but roy that's just the point we're reporting it missing well you can't claim something stolen that don't even belong to you well wait a minute roy somebody broke into my house somebody broke into my bookcase now surely that's enough for you to go on i'm just not going to close up this office and go out there looking for a gang a little now what would the folks of this town think if i was to try to organize a posse for the purpose of tracking down a bunch of little men with green suits why they'd hog-tie me and lock me up in my own jail cell till election time well gentlemen i got places to go i got to meet the stagecoach he didn't believe a word ever did he well it's not a question of believing son it's don't make no never mind paul if somebody came to me with a story like that i'd be at least interested enough to look into it yeah well listen while i'm in town i think i'd i better go and pay that grain bill i think i'll go to saloon and get me a beer yeah it's a very good idea and i'll pick you up there as soon as i'm ready to go stage on time today headed time done coming when yeah anybody get off they're just one failure you looking for somebody in particular roy no i was just keeping tabs on the goings and cummins where does fella go well are you under the saloon yeah i'm obliged well like i said before he's right down the street hmm you saved yourself a trip here he is now oh oh well hello pleasure to meet you sir mccarthy's name professor james aloysius mccarthy uh i assume that you're the bulwark of local law enforcement i'm the sheriff if that's what you're talking about that's exactly what i'm talking about i think perhaps maybe you can help me i was um i was wondering if you'd noticed any uh strangers passing through this fair city of you as of late no there hasn't been a stranger in this town month to sunday oh unless of course there was little men with green suits men in green suits how about that horse more like little thieves and green suits horse here claims that they run off with a strong box full of gold go go hawks did you fellas make a strike hold on now you fellas you'll have this whole town in the stampede i didn't say nothing about a gold strike i was just repeating the crazy honor horses it wasn't no crazy yarn roy little man in green suits hush you must gotta hold some bad whiskey boy i'm sorry no no no no just a minute gentlemen now please no please i uh it's a very charming story and i'd like to hear a little bit more about it if i may why don't we uh all refresh ourselves while we talk about it uh the drinks are on me gentlemen hey uh won't you step up here surfing and barge in a couple of pictures please awesome to give an eye tooth to see out there fumbling around after them little green menu had dreamed up that verdict roy i didn't dream them up i seen them ah of course you would now jet because me please what's the matter my country is very bad look to laugh at the little people what uh where do you come from ireland oh excuse me uh first mccarthy this is horse guard ride oh mr cartwright it's a great pleasure and an honor to meet such a fortunate man yeah well only once in a lifetime and maybe not even then is a man privileged to meet another man who has actually seen a leprechaun a what oh yes well of course you wouldn't know about those would you well uh they're a darling little bunch of rascals all dressed in their green suits but are you sure these little fellas i seen are leprechauns of course i am everything fits now it's a very well-known fact that every colony of leprechauns has a buried treasure of gold but to a leprechaun freedom is much more precious than all the gold in the world that's why if you had caught one he would have bought his release just like that by giving you all of us gold i ain't for sure i understand exactly what you're trying to tell it's quite simple had you actually caught one of these little fellows he would have given you all of his gold and it would have been yours to keep but since you didn't well it was perfectly all right for him to come after you and reclaim his treasure well i never heard anything like that oh well that's a very commonplace thing in ireland happens all the time although i must say this is the very first instance i've ever heard would happen in this country lost his fellows pulling our legs wouldn't be too sure of that roy you thought i was but i seen him of course you did and had you caught one of them to the far richer man you'd be today yeah that was quite a pile of gold with that uh house um you figure them little fellas still running around loose out there i reckon so i reckon's anyway annoying hey where are you going i think i know where he's going hey wait a minute [Music] of course we do of course we do oh i gotta hurry i know you gotta hurry but let's hurry very slowly shall we let's just be calm just because with all the cross let's go inside and get out of this hot sun oh i gotta get a drink it's better like having meet mr mccarthy this is horse's fault now oh himself is it welch is a proud father you should be this day hey paul this gentleman knows everything we need to know about them leprechauns we're gonna hurt us will somebody tell me what's going on around here [Music] i just don't believe it [Applause] those people taking leave of their senses you want me to run them out ben you've got a legal right to run them off your land oh no no that just cause hard feelings i'll let them go maybe when they warn themselves out they'll come to their senses and see how foolish this whole thing is or they'd find one of those leprechauns and prove to you he'd been lying ah how many times do i have to tell you there's no such thing as a leprechaun they ain't gonna find any leprechauns a leprechaun is a mythical creature like in a storybook like pixies and elves what excuse me mr cartwright but if those weren't leprechauns your son saw strolling around exactly what were they well now i don't know what they were but if there are a lot of little men running around there the more hunters we have looking for them the quicker we'll find them and the sooner we get this cleared up the better for all of us right but that's the way you feel about i suppose you won't mind if i take a little look around myself will you no no no professor look around all you want thank you i believe i'll poke around a little two of us all right with you ben why not good hunting oh what about me i'd certainly look horse maybe them people down there have all that time to waste looking for gold but we got work to do so let's go back and do it oh wait it ain't the gold it's it's some little men paul i got to find them if they're down there i got to prove to you and them other people and i ain't lying and to prove to myself i ain't crazy oh it's very important to me [Music] all right hoss get out of your system but i want condition after all this is over and you don't find anybody we won't ever mention it again ever right all right [Music] [Applause] leprechauns [Applause] [Music] yeah sounds like it's coming right over there [Music] epicon hmm house you dang there scared the dickens out of me charlie look if you're gonna catch one of them little boogers you're gonna have to pay more attention to what you're doing quit running around so dang much upstairs running backwards okay johnny that's roy and the professor what are you trying to do with that thing you're gonna hurt somebody with that excuse me sheriff i i reckon i'm a mike jumpy with all the excitement well now tell me has anyone seen anything yet narrow your sign most of them done give up and went home and there are might peeved at you horse they figure that you made up the whole story all along when i i tell you what gentlemen why don't we give it up for that i'm so tired i can't stir another step well there's there's still about hours of sunshine left i reckon i'll stick with it a while now y'all if you see anything i got me one charlie i got me one you love beard jackass it's me that you got [Applause] well i better be getting back to town you want to come with me professor do i of course i want to come with you come on come on oh thank you roy i think i'll mosey around out here for a spell more ain't nobody searched out that little creek bottom yet you know i feel kind of guilty tromping around out here sure hope it's peaceful back in town oh now don't you worry sheriff after all you were only doing your duty weren't you seeing too that the mom didn't get out of hand that that things were kept orderly huh you get the greatest talent for explaining things it makes them come out sounding just right well it's all in the way man looks at things i always say yeah i reckon so [Laughter] [Music] huh did you see something no i i just thought i did just a rabbit perhaps i um just thinking though you know it um seems uh such a shame you know such a terrible pity for me to be going off and leaving poor mr haas here when after all it was myself here that instigator this hunt no i i think i'd better stay here with him because if i don't my conscience will never give me one moment's rest oh well you suit yourself about that but i better be getting back you sure you can find your way oh of course of course look we mccarthy's were born with an uncanny sense of direction i'll see in town then to be sure to be sure all right now legend come out well come on out i know you're here come on out lads you've led me in a merry chase up to now your old friend but it's all over so come on out [Music] good work man michael you and bobby go get the wagon and meet us at the camp sean you find a good tall tree and keep a lookout otter you help me tie him up that's the first time i ever knew how's to miss a meal yeah should have been home by now you want me to go out and take a look for him that's a good idea this uh professor mccarthy just what is he a professor up adam i don't know the slightest thing about him but i have a strong suspicion that he's tied up with this whole thing in some way [Music] you [Music] you [Music] whew where are you i'm over here yeah don't you run away oh i won't pause at me to bring you home to somebody god you're on me hide little brother will i get my hint [Laughter] [Music] hey joe you see him don't you you see him no joe yeah we let him see him i can't wait to see him spicy on his face we got him we got him hey wait wait wait a minute you ain't got him yet he's on those little branches out there they're not gonna hold our kind of weight yeah yeah how we gonna get him down hey i'll shake drink don't don't do that you're gonna kill him look at lily's hey hey up there you uh you savvy english i don't reckon he does i don't understand all that leprechaun neither how we gonna get him down i don't know listen uh i'm gonna go get paul and add him and and i'll bring him here you keep an eye hurry hurry hurry hey now keep keep an eye on don't let him out on your side yeah yeah he think you look at him i told you then i told you [Music] i think i have a systematic schedule here that'll uh let us replace the whole 56 miles of fence over the next few years without having to we're well what's wrong look you go and saddle a couple of horses and i'll i'll throw some lanterns and i'll just feel better going out looking for those two my no horse i think you're right hey paul adam adam where are you hey paul adam oh oh we got one we got one we got one i'm intrigued one of those little men what was a little matt now i know what you think but i saw him with my own eyes out of my song horse has gotten back up here and he's keeping for us now come on [Music] bye [Music] uh [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] ah [Music] uh he's up in a tree in his clearing well this better be good all right adam see for yourself see what [Music] i'm telling you those little men that's coming at me from every direction it's coming out of the trees out of the bushes up out of the ground i never fall this place is crawling with them little green men it's coming at me from up down sideways everywhere paul you ain't never seen nothing like it i i i saw one of them where's professor mccarthy oh he rode back to town roy coffee well he couldn't have we just saw his horse tied up down there hey there's something mighty funny going on around here i knew it would come to him sooner or later you just have to give him time will you two fellows go and see if you can find the professor hey professor mccarthy [Applause] professor professor hey joe papa boss come on here i got something [Applause] hey ain't that the professor's hat and cane and it couldn't be our horses we left him tied back there sounds like it came from that draw over there maybe we can surprise whoever's in there pin em in [Music] well i tell you paul see little green man just like i told you adam you smart out now what do you say see him i saw what i'm doing now we know where the gold dust came from just in time [Music] it's time to break up camp we're gonna stop spread out and wait till i get my signal we have to hurry leave the rest of the tools and let's get the goal all right boys let's get them [Music] hey [Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay we give up don't you trust him paul let's tie him up well i i don't think that'll be necessary gentlemen i'll take over from here ah timothy how are you hello mccarthy oh you can't explain what this is about why i'd be delighted to gentlemen allow me to introduce to you mccarthy's leprechauns they sing they dance and as you've seen there are daring and accomplished acrobats they have performed before all the crown heads of europe they are the toast of two continents your performers you in a show oh and i uh i must apologize for the lads behavior just a few minutes ago they were well a little annoyed because they thought that uh you were going to steal their gold again now just a dang minute i just submitted just a minute now what was the point of filling everybody's heads with all those wild stories about about leprechauns and and and buried treasure i was merely trying to help the lads after all i didn't know that they'd come by the goal legally the last time i had seen them was in kansas where our show was disbanded because of uh financial difficulties yeah and you cheated us out of all our savings the money we were going to buy the farm with and our families are still back east waiting for us to send for them that's why we began panic for gold we were broke oh no come on timothy after all everything has turned out fine hasn't it and with the gold from our little your little enterprise here we can fashion the most magnificent show this world has ever seen and think of it lads just think of it you're going to be the stars hello rhonda mccarthy there's something i think you ought to know you're on ponderosa land i don't think i quite understand well let me explain you see the gold that your little friends have been panning they banned on our land so the gold isn't theirs all yours we didn't know that honest we didn't we thought it was open land hmm i know this uh it's a different different complexion of things all together yeah so we'll have to attack this problem from another angle i can see gentlemen all right now lads since we've got the gold let's be off no mccarthy we will steal for you the gold belongs to these people not us come on now timothy after all you've only got one of two choices a simple little bit of larceny or bloodshed and i imagine that uh you'll choose the former eh [Music] good i thought you'd see it my way gentlemen would you uh [Music] thank you for your hospitality gentlemen thank you now it is with a great deal of sorrow that i beat you [Applause] [Music] i'm sorry mccarthy don't be too hard on him mister [Applause] well mr mccarthy you can thank the cartwrights here for not bringing charges again here and once you're on that stage coach i want that to be the last time the virginia city ever sees you the older franny lads uh mr ass i understand congratulations are in order huh all the gold goes to you i'm told cause the old saying has it them that has gets well i'm afraid not to stand mr mccarthy we figured on giving the gold back to these fellers you what what yeah we we figured that they got more of a right to it than we have but i'd like to hear how you decided that well roy where'd that gold come from in the first place up in the high mountains right now they ain't on the ponderosa i figure if these fellers hadn't panned that gold out it'd have gone right on out to sea and nobody had benefited from it but they were standing on your land while i was doing the panning that don't make no difference right that goal never did belong to the ponderosa in the first place i figured it was just sort of passing through hmm what a charming idea lost by all legal rights roy i think what horse is trying to say is that regardless of who has a right to the goal he feels that the goal should go to where there's the most need for it and this way that gold will help five new families get started in a new life oh i i don't know what to say the only thing i wanted to do in the first place was just prove that i didn't dream you little fellas up um i uh don't suppose that uh you gentlemen would like to come along with me eh no professor i'm sorry we just don't want to be performers i didn't suppose you would we just don't like being laughed at all the time laughed at now listen to me lads listen none of us in the show ever laughed at you but those people those people outside there they laugh at you oh it's a very beautiful dream you have settling down with your loved ones farming your own land leading normal lives the only question is will they let you stagecoach is here mr mccarthy let's go [Music] all right [Music] there they are what are they they're the funniest little critters i ever did see [Laughter] maybe the professor's right maybe we shouldn't try to live out among other people maybe we just don't belong no wait a minute just hold your horse's mat don't you go selling those folks yard out there don't you see you're making the same mistake they're making you're judging them before you even know them come on you're gonna go out there and meet these folks right now come on folks i'd like for all of you to move down here i've got something i want to say to you concerns every one of you i want you to hear it hold up [Applause] folks i know that because all of you turned out they're raising such a ruckus over our newcomers that you're just chomping at the to meet them ain't you hey hogs be careful you don't step on one of them little fellers you might squash him charlie charlie you be careful you don't get stepped on a little bit now folks i know that none of you would purposely or mean to hurt anybody's feelings but timothy here and the others feel like they ain't welcome here they think you're making fun of them cause you don't want them around uh of course you've noticed that they're different from you they they're a whole lot littler well there's a funny thing you see i i noticed the same thing about [Laughter] you now these these fellas are here for the same reason most of us are that's to help settle our town make it grow raise their families they're planning on building their homes here working their crops being good neighbors now in the past we've always welcomed folks like that and i don't see no reason we should treat these fellas any different you mr lucas you're the banker you ought to be happy to see new investors in the town their money is just as big as mine and you daryl gillespie it ought to tickle you to death to find prospective buyers for that bottom lane you've been trying to sell and that ain't all they're gonna need tools to work that land with and to build their homes we got five brand-new families here in virginia city it's gonna raise their younguns they're gonna buy clothes and buy food and get haircuts and get their teeth fixed buying seeds and supporting the church i figure every one of us is going to benefit from their being here i think we ought to give them a great big rousing virginia city welcome we wasn't making any more fun of them than we do of you for being so big dorsal's right horse i reckon they're as welcome here as any of us probably more welcome than some of it must be something in the air yep some real all nice now listen we're going over to the gold lily and we're going to have a toast to our little friend wait don't forget our friend hoss hey hey fellers wait no wait a minute fellas there ain't enough of this house come along on your own power [Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] you

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Length: 48min 14sec (2894 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 25 2021