Block Squad: ALL EPISODES (Minecraft Animation) | Part 2

man what a great view sometimes i forget how beautiful the world is hey like it's your house from here and look i never knew there was a village that close to us i'm sure you idiots will destroy it sooner or later let's go destroy it i call dibs on the carrot farm i'm gonna free all their animals i'm gonna break open their lava pit causing all the villagers homes to catch fire and burn to the ground what i can have fun too hey uh guys what's that [Music] don't get too close to it looks like there's magma under it wait a second that's netherrack this is obsidian then what is that brighter looking obsidian obsidian light less calories also quicker to mine okay maybe not so much quicker than mine all right this is creepy let's get out of here correction let's take all that gold and get out of here there's more gold in here golden armor a golden sword ooh a golden apple great you armor up good buddy because whatever built that portal will likely come back and if you're not ready it's going to kill all of us well let's just see then shall we see nothing to worry about and now we've got a portal to the nether we can use oh god something's coming through this is it sweet death take that mysterious nether monster oh an apple zombie pig man you're the one who built this portal great we've released a monster from the underworld in our realm i'm not here to start any trouble though it is nice up here actually i've come to ask for your help help with what exactly yeah last time we all hung out utah stand into a lake of lava good times the nether it's changed i need you to come with me what the when did this happen the nether is under new leadership now and you're not gonna like him [Music] interesting it's like the nether in a cool new blue raspberry flavor yes but it is much more dangerous well god these guests are way more angry you're damn right it's 20 20 and i'm pissed off hey pork chop check it out it's your long-lost cousin ew luckily the good looks come from my part of the family well no harm in taking some nether pork to grill up later hey get back here come on we need to get to the bastion remnant the bastion remnant gold gold i love gold it's the one thing that won't get old look in the chest and what do i see g-o-l-d-e-e my liege multiple users from the overworld have entered the nether they've teamed up with that zombie pig man they're not coming for my gold are they uh no hey hey brute yeah uh i appreciate you giving us these housing units to stay in but like there's cracks all in the walls it's super easy to slip into the lava mitchell fell in a hole in the floor and died yesterday tell mitchell he has to submit a maintenance request to the leasing office yeah well he's dead now so it's fine i guess all right hotlin as hostile mobs it's our duty to protect the nether get ready for a battle all right the bastion is just over there climb on top of this strider so you guys visiting or pretty crazy place the nether i've lived here a long time just kidding i was at it last update look sorry if you could just focus on getting us there not really trying to have a conversation yep totally fine hey maybe i'll do some radio sing us some songs needless to say i keep her check crashed at my place baby you're a wreck all right let's get up top so we can get a clear view of how this place is laid out oh god a zombie pig man we don't want to hurt you where's the brute hey check it out there's some crazy stuff in this chest magma cream blackstone crying obsidian i'm just going through a lot right now okay okay okay he's in the treasure room hey ugly what oh yeah sorry the brute so this is it huh why don't you come down here so i can snatch that gold off your dead body maybe they'd be open to a non-violent trade we've got netherrite it's strong and super uncommon in the overworld you've been eating too much crimson fungus what happened to you you used to be so hostile [Music] now you're gonna come down here or am i coming up there [Music] yo what up guys it's blaze just catching you up on current events these dudes are pissed at this pig i guess he's a and like the pig kicked that dude into the lava and there's this pig too but he's good i guess i don't know it's confusing think fast losers huh you know i actually could go for a quick power nap don't do it it's a trip you know what you guys enjoy it down here i'm gonna take your portal to the overworld and mine the gold myself and now to trap you forever you know what i might be doing something wrong here he destroyed the portal screw you you blue raspberry oh great now we're stuck down here forever hey i can still get my nether pork there were some golden carrots in that chest maybe they can heal them uh pork chop did you eat all the golden carrots i have a problem okay give them to me i have an idea so this is the overworld huh i wonder where all the gold is hello gold ow uh-oh don't move pig-face what the heck i've never seen a mob like that before let's kill him wait i'm a hostile mob like you guys in fact i could be the leader of the hostile mobs screw you bacon boy we hostile mobs are led by evil alone that's cool and all but what you overworld mobs really need is a soundtrack what what is this the rhythm it's controlling me i can feel it in my bones allow me to introduce you to pig step [Music] all right new plan i use that crying obsidian to build a new portal and then i go defeat that stupid piglet i don't think you can make a portal out of crying obsidian well i have some good news it's not pretty but i was able to bring back the honglin except now he's a zoglin [Music] it feels good to rule the overworld and i owe it all to my mind controlling pig step music little zombie how are my chemical weapons coming along little zombies making them now just gotta throw in a rabbit's foot puffer fish magma cream turtle shell and some blaze powder how is it little zombie gonna die excuse me pig lord you've assembled a great army here but we haven't seen any sign of the steve the pig or the chicken they'll be back which reminds me little zombie you're in charge of searching for steve's bed destroy it so he can't respond little zombie is on it all right we need to figure out a way to get back to the overworld our best bet might be to kill stan and have him respond that's a good plan i like that little zombie little body with a giant head running through the forest trying to find a bit [Music] attention my blocky brethren all good things must come to an end i think my xp level was at like 12 so that's a record i'll leave you all my belongings so as to not have them engulfed in lava wow actually this is kind of high up maybe i'll slowly just walk in the lava a little lower down yep we'll see you on the other side what wow he fell fast probably heavy from all that golden armor should have taken that off [Music] damn it my bed must have been destroyed hmm something tells me that mansion belongs to that piglen brute hey chick it's me stan look buddy i don't know you you got some seeds if not goth ah man what a gorgeous day in the biome or as i call it our buy home check it out a skeleton survived the night he's just chilling in that pond like it's a jacuzzi let's take him home and study him for science no let him burn can we please go down and mine in the caves what no we gotta explore we need to make a nether portal you can make another portal in a cave well we're gonna need to find a stronghold too literally it will be in a cave fine well go down in your stupid cave stupid cave stupid cave [Music] all right we're in the cave time to start exploring you brought the sticks to make torches right not a problem we could just dig straight down and pray you don't land in lava we're not gonna be down here very long are we oh god baby zombie firebox release your baby terrible zombie parents whoa diamond horse armor let's go back up so i can craft a horse hey there's a name tag in here too here your name's craig now what elmo oh like chick is any better let's keep digging down alright boys we found diamonds just in time too my iron pickaxe is on its last leg i'll just mine some stone so we can cover up this lava and build over there i hate it here shut up craig all right well we can't mine the diamonds with a stone pickaxe but we can dig a nice tunnel out that would be fantastic if you had brought any sticks oh man why didn't i grab wood ah that's what you get for punching me all the time whatever happens just please promise you won't eat us i have a feeling we'll find some cave cows eventually there's no such thing as cave cows stan doesn't know that you want to be turned into chicken parmesan i suppose the only thing to do is punch our way up my bare hands will be a bloody mess after this i just want to make sure our house is safe hey welcome come on in yeah we'll hop in the jacuzzi later creeper make yourself at home dude [Music] stan sand it's time to wake up five more minutes pretty sure this villager wants his bed back man i don't even remember arriving at this savannah village it's so exotic can you believe their beds are orange they had all this weird stuff in their chest like an acacia sapling and grass where's all the good stuff please be respectful of our culture we are different than your kind we wear these silly hats eat melons almost exclusively and hang up these poo colored banners you know i could go for some melons boom perfect slice you know one thing that remains the same even in this weird backwards society is the iron golem ugly as always prepare to become a bucket [Music] you'll never reach me all the way up here please place some melons in my mouth i don't think anybody in this village likes us i'm sorry steve or stan or whatever your name is but we're going to have to ask you to leave oh uh i understand i guess hey would you mind helping me put my boat in the water i suppose i could do that yes now please be gone wait a minute you've been kidnapped just let me get to water take me home right now this is your home now the open ocean with our newly acquired hostage we'll have enough emeralds to buy anything our hearts desire don't forget about the free farm labor oh boy this guy's a pro farmer he'll make our place so legit excuse me you do not know what my occupation was back in my village well what was it farmer alright our house is this way but we gotta keep him in the boat while we dig him a nice prison hole to live in prison hole relax it'll be a nice prison hole it's getting dark we should sleep we're easy targets lugging the slow guy around i'm only slow because you put me in a boat on land okay okay just sit tight through the night you see any mobs don't try to fight when morning comes we shall see you in time and that concludes my hostage rhyme you know what i love most about survival we get to explore all sorts of different biomes look at this luscious forest and a lava pit hey watch this i i don't know how to do this hey check out that island what the heck it's an island of crap there's no trees just mushrooms not a problem i brought some oak saplings uh those are just seeds give me those this is our wood now help me craft some fungus sticks what are we supposed to eat there's no animals in this biome it's time to toss pork chop in the furnace sounds like there's a cow behind us hello mr cat oh my god it's a mushroom cow oh my gosh there's a ton of them they're actually kinda cute hello my little mooshroom okay we came we saw the freaks let's dip wait a second this is an island free of mobs we're living here now what what are we gonna make our house out of oh great a dirt shack we can live off the milk from these cows come on moosh time for some milken um oh it's mushroom stew i think i'm gonna be sick oh it's actually pretty good yeah it's good but will it be enough to sustain us we get hungry like every five minutes what if we use these shears to clip some of the mushrooms off stand still mushroom moo cow just gonna give you a little snip oh wow we cured him so you're telling me all these cows just have severe fungal infections huh i guess so let's cure all of them well three full days with no sleep we cured every cow on the island there were only 12. honestly i don't think we could have survived all those nights at a regular biome luckily no mobs can spawn here yup on our stinky fungus island we are the rulers of the night [Music] oh god get under the mushrooms you know something about these tall tree forests sparks a sense of adventure you gotta be careful a lot of shade for mobs to survive an enemy could be hiding behind any one of these trees ah my arch nemesis we meet again can we just get out of here i don't like that i can't see through these trees and we've already passed like three foxes wait a second i see a campfire over there hello friendly villagers i think they've heard of you well let's just continue the adventure i don't know i kind of like it here it's tucked away in the woods and cozy so what you just want to live here no way dude all they have on the farm is beetroot well then explain this okay so there's one piece of pumpkin pie hold on i'll trade with this guy i will offer you bread for six emeralds six emeralds dude i just took bread out of your chest for free see it's lame here hold on hold on let me just so you're a villager now huh an unemployed villager i might add well i think an opening for fletcher just opened up since i killed him [Music] well that was a long day of work scoot over farmer joe what did you just watch me sleep you weirdo good idea time to start the day jeez you don't have to be a jerk about it morning fletch what's going on the village hates you what do you think oh man i thought this could be a cool place to camp out and pass the days i didn't steal anything i didn't destroy any houses maybe you forgot you killed that one villager time for a formal apology i've enjoyed my time here but it reminds us all good things must come to an end it is an inevitable part of the cycle of existence all things must conclude take the analogy of the tree that grows in this forest with all its glorious branches and leaves one day it too will pass on its legacy through the seeds it drops to the ground and as the wind carries these seeds throughout wherever they may move a new life will begin for each and every one of them as they stand as a monument to the one that came before jeez what was in that pumpkin pie let's get moving and just to make sure we really can never come back was that really necessary it's called closure take that this will get my xp way up good morning friends you were up pretty late last night weren't you what oh yeah just doing some late night landscaping cutting the grass with your diamond sword and a full set of armor huh yup you know it's okay let's go explore dude something is going on with stan didn't ask don't care as his friends it's our responsibility to figure out what it is not his friend not gonna help well if you're not his friend that just means you're using him to live inside of this nice house nice house this place is a dump look there's just one random block of dirt in the middle of the room not even grass dirt wait a second that dirt block wasn't there before i'm just gonna break it and replace it with a grass block oh my god what's going on here okay that's kind of weird what's weird standrew we know you've been sneaking out at night we know you're hiding something and whatever it is is most likely inside this chest i can only hope it's not uncooked pork chops okay okay i can explain you don't need to open the chest too late let's tear this family apart what the nether quartz you've got some explaining to do buddy because uh well i don't really know what nether quartz is used for look will you guys just relax the truth is i've been trying to get my xp up staying out late slaying mobs and going into the nether mining courts ah well you could have just told us that yeah pork chop thought you were some evil cycle with a dark secret hardly i'm just getting my levels up well good now we can carry on with our day wait what the heck is that oh yeah just a small project i've been working on and don't you ever ever go inside that structure okay let's go that's it what does that evil psycho up to oh my god it's a spider spawner he made an xp farm he's down below us slaying tons of spiders right now i can't believe he'd keep this kind of secret from us i'm gonna jump down there and give him a piece of my mind oh god i did not think this through level 29 let's go for 30. get me out of here porkchop i told you guys not to go in that structure well congratulations you evil psychopathic genius xp farmer you win okay now get me out of here nope you gotta learn your lesson no don't kill me for xp [Music] actually i changed my mind please kill me take me away from this terrible spider-man here sheepy sheepy sheepy i don't get it stan i thought you hated sheep with a passion i do i do but i figure if i lure them into this pen they won't be able to annoy me and i can do this please don't throw my unborn children at sheep stan they're really not so bad when they can't piss you off or anything hey stop chewing my grass wow you sure have a lot here yep and once i feed them a bit more wheat one for you yep one for you here you are they'll make more and more babies who will grow into delicious adults we'll never have to look for food again i want to feed one sorry bud putting our last piece of wheat in the ground to make more without it we can't control them oh but that one looks hungry do it dude what you do everything stan says you're another cog in the machine another sheep might as well hop in that pen right there all right now it's getting dark and we need to sleep it's been at least three days don't know how you're gonna sleep with that witch on the roof what the hey witch get off of my roof here you go little guy gotcha alright solid kill before bed now i can sleep good porkchop did you feed that sheep what uh of course not looks like we're about to have bigger problems okay okay just don't let him blow up the fence over here mr creeper come on that's it you couldn't have told me there was another creeper behind me i'm sorry sir but we're going to have to kindly ask you to leave no not near the fence there's also live sheep over there but sure let's worry about the fence no come back come on right inside the pen please come on dude we're free oh didn't realize we could talk yep only a secret language just sheep can understand oh and i guess that one speaks japanese now would uh probably be a good time to have some weed huh i'm not talking to you you flooded my living space with dozens of annoying sheeps it's sheep is the plural i'm going to bed food check gold armor so piglins don't kill me check diamond sword because the piglens are going to try to kill me anyway chet why in the world would we go back to the nether it's the worst i for one am beyond excited to see my hogland friends we're blind traveling if we build a portal in the nether we can spawn in all sorts of different biomes and unexplored parts of the overworld that sounds like a great way to get stranded thousands of blocks from home you guys do what you want i'm gonna go get high by climbing to the top of this mountain range hmm there's not really much to do up here don't know what i'm gonna do for food great just what i needed oh god oh god oh that's right i'm a chicken no fall damage okay let's see what destination lies ahead i hope it's a mess full of gold every time i try and mine some here the piglens just shoot at me oh a swamp biome all right back in the nether let's try again all right a new day another exploration in the extreme hills survival might be tougher than i thought well you're a strange-looking llama that's a bird idiot a chicken what brings a chicken like yourself all the way up to the extreme hills i'm a rogue adventurer out here trying to make it on my own also my steve is a dumbass you travel with steve we must get rid of this chicken now so his steve doesn't hunt us for leather should we spit or stomp him wait wait here as a token of friendship you think you can win us over with a raggedy carpet i don't know i kinda like it you're part of the gang now chicken boy [Music] basalt biomes are the worst don't worry once i build this portal we'll be in an exciting new location or back at our spawn point [Music] man it's great not having to use my chicken legs to get around oh great look who's back you're steve that idiot's about to go into the nether with no armor yeah he does stuff like that all right this time i am staying out of the basalt biomes agreed my legs are too stubby for piggy parkour using your own legs is overrated where the heck have you been in the mountains with my llama friends this is my lifestyle now that carpet would look great in our crappy grass floor house oh god i made a miscalculation [Music] man i love being a dolphin same just swimming in the ocean no worries or responsibilities hey dolphin i need a ride chop chop screw you man this is an uber [Music] you know exploring is great but agreed exploring is great exploring is great but we pretty much checked out everything around us does this mean we get to stop running around like idiots stuffing our faces with bread every 10 seconds yeah well it's a good way to burn off carbs as you're eating them hold on i know it's kind of cheating but i'm gonna sign into creative mode and try something here we go [Music] wow let me know what you see up there oh boy it's a jungle let's make sure to never go over there because jungles are annoying and impossible to escape from you know i think i'll release our iron golem when pigs fly [Laughter] [Music] should we should we release them now um i'd still prefer not all right back to survival you went into creative and didn't even come back with any cool items yeah i wanted diamond block palace or maybe i did bring something back it's a wolf egg wolves don't lay eggs idiot well what we really could have used is a saddle there's a ton of horses running around but a saddle is one of the few items you can't craft i know for a fact we have a saddle in our chest at home the one near the crafting table is rare items the one next to its everyday resources the third one is wood this chest is just full of food i'll be in charge of this one this is just 54 stacks of gravel don't gotta travel when we got the gravel that ryan made literally zero sense aha here it is fighting the saddle is just half the battle please shut up whoa that horse looks badass with that diamond armor say hello to my new horse friend his name is jello pudding hello jello jello pudding say the whole thing hi there jello pudding pud in so now what we're just gonna walk around all slow while you zoom around on jello pudding exactly nothing's going to stop me now stupid trees just going to punch him almost free just hold on holy creep it's a crapper should be able to get by that tree now so uh we're really gonna enter this bastion huh yep this is a great place to trade yeah and a great place to be killed just imagine how many piglets are inside that thing that reminds me you wear this and you wear this i'll put on my good old golden leggings now before we go in just gonna check out some of this gold up here we're gonna get murdered oh god rhinos did somebody order bacon i'm internally conflicted all right let's head inside and trade that's right right over here come on did we get anything good string what the hell is this hey hey get the hell out of here don't be shy my friend hop in that hole and ouch that piglet hit me for no reason oh god the zombie pigmen is slaughtering the piglets they die doing what they love snorting loudly in a hole looks like we've got a potion and some pearls oh a delicious potion stand back since we're in the nether we might as well look for another fortress in fact i think i see one over there did did he just teleport oh god lava [Music] all right my fire res i can't believe that douche canoe just left us here well now that all the piglens are dead we've got all day to go through their chest ow i thought you were all dead fine keep all your crappy bone blocks i'm not hanging out in this death trap any longer whoa you've been chosen to be a zombie pigmen jockey look at that cute little guy nope sorry this adventure's over all right just gonna build up hey what do you think you're doing preaching the fortress walls okay as long as i land in the lava with my fire reds i'll be okay oh no that man is about to land in lava and die strider to the rescue [Music] what are you doing you're making a mess of the house we need more stuff maybe if we set up a couple animal farms we'd have enough resources to actually get things done around here instead of wandering around all the time looking for things to use are you suggesting what i think you're suggesting if what you think i'm suggesting is four small pens containing more animals than we can count all of them crammed into an inhuman living space then yes hey do we mean nothing to you what if we were the animals in those pens such is the nature of anthropomorphic animal friends in a world where existing hierarchy structures remain the same so moving on how are we gonna round up that many animals anyways i mean look around it's not like there's many here to choose from it's okay we can just breed them until we have enough we'll try not to go overboard then we still want to make sure that the animals have a good quality of life forget their quality of life what about ours i'm sure they're enjoying this just as much as we are loudly we gotta move this form nonsense it'll all work out this is fine it'll all work out [Music] we need to move this form we need to move this farm you're making a mess of the house again didn't you say once we had all this crap that you'd actually start doing stuff besides getting us into trouble all the time that was before i realized how useless all of this was what am i supposed to do with 1 000 eggs good going what a beautiful day for a walk especially when you're broke enough nowhere else to go that's the spirit well what about over there there's bound to be treasure in that thing so how are you planning to get the treasure then this place is swarming with pillagers easy i'll just take him out with my superior pvp skills oh my stuff we gotta get back before it all despawns or we could just get new stuff we barely had anything on us no it's the principle of the thing we're getting back my stuff if we have to die trying aha got it how am i supposed to get past them to get my stuff what about this thing this could work we use this piece of wood as a sled and slide right past them it's a shield idiot just deflect the arrows oh i guess that could work bet they too expecting that okay we can deal with those guys on the way out hopefully they forget we're even here let's just find the treasure for now [Music] this is just a bunch of junk it's not complete junk look nice shot wait what's that what the guy i just killed ending any quest for self-improvement he could have possibly achieved no next to that hey hey can you get me out of here yeah but what are you doing here the villagers were trying to replicate me for their own purposes they didn't realize i was made of iron i guess isn't iron literally in your name get you out of that cage and we can get you safely out of here yeah we got a new weapon whoa careful with that thing don't worry that won't be necessary remind me to never cross that guy another wonderful day in our wonderful biome what do you guys want to do next oh there's a cool cave hey there's another cool cave oh wow another cool cake well i can tell what pork chop wants to do when was the last time you fed your animals they've just been starving in that overcrowded pan i agree set all of the animals free it's an animal anarchy wait a sec i don't remember catching any llamas i can't remember can we eat llama meat hold on these llamas belong to a wandering villager yeah i'm right here i was cursed with invisibility by a witch what who said that it's not murder if i can't see you there are llamas now i'll name you barack obama and you ola bin laden your mortal enemies now fight to the death ow we need to go back to basics stock up on food wood all that good stuff let's go search for a village they'll have oak planks crops all sorts of stuff we can use steel you're not using it you're stealing it geez finally they're gone those idiots will never defeat the dragon just gonna stock up on food sorry buddy all right off we go whoops forgot the meat all right here's a nice looking village they still got their halloween decorations up and look i can just grab some cobblestone from this blacksmith building you know that that's gonna be a problem red red more bread this is not gonna be good for my low-carb diet hey guys get in here oh my god it's a zombie villager he's trapped in a spider web yeah she was tough now huh you know what i feel kind of bad for this village who knows what happened here in the past we should restore it and make it shiny and brand new uh i don't know seems like a lot of work you two can do what you want but i should probably keep kicking this zombie all right it looks pretty good we're just not gonna put out the fire you started now we just gotta wait until the villagers come back to their beautiful home hey welcome back mr zombie village another beautiful day in the village um i don't remember everything being on fire no doubt this is the work of the evil arch illegal and his minions who the hell said that come on this village needs a hero uh we're not gonna have to run around a whole bunch are we running around is all we're gonna be doing now let's go don't worry villagers i'll save you wait what the i can't even get inside villagers are you in there oh man i wanted to loot their stuff oh no a zombie what the hell in the daytime hmm okay i guess let's go that way aha this is where your journey ends human now turn around and wow where'd you learn the shoot like that that's terrifying what the for it is i i'm sorry who the artilager you know all powerful corrupt leader of the land now bow to me fools yeah what makes you so special for i possess the orb of dominance once outcasted by my people for my wide skull i think yeah hold on can we talk about that thing for a sec like how do you even get through doorways quiet you will pay for it and are you like a baby that's weird that's it enough [Music] oh god wait why'd you stop i don't know just thought maybe you'd slay us real quick nice work ooh he dropped firework arrows great because there aren't enough fires already [Music] alright let's set up camp here just outside of town you were too late to save the villagers but don't fret they still await your heroic arrival what that's bogus i sprinted through that whole map and they're just dead well this must be where we're staying um no there's a nice ass mansion right there you guys can stay in this piece of crap i'm going inside hello anyone in here well it's ours now whoa check out this chest how badass is that there's gotta be something cool inside it's a fishing rod our heroes returned to their camp outside to brave the night what no we're staying here whose voice is that well that's annoying i guess we're just homeless bums why is that weird-ass sheep just up there looking at us ugh did you really drag us out to the creeper woods in the middle of the night we need to free the villagers being held captive plus i wanted to show off my new threads jeez look how many zombies there are wait why does he get a helmet excuse me coming through pardon hey there's one of the villagers let's free him he's just sitting in that wooden box can he not just get out they're heavily guarded look at all those skeletons we're going to have to sneak up on him and hey guys save me please get them oh god how are we going to kill all those skeletons well i don't know if you knew this but you've had a huge block of tnt floating over your head for about 25 minutes [Music] thank you brave heroes now i will fight along your side with honor psych oh boy emeralds ow did you just headbutt me yeah dude helmet all right something tells me we're gonna have a long night in creeper crypt well that lasted about five minutes can we just free the last few villagers and get out of here oh god another skeleton your days of causing pain are over skeleton ow my face oh no i'm in a sticky web of emotion spiders well like all insects they're actually helpful to our ecosystem let's let him live and move on wait can't you free me sorry you're not a villager hey mobs catch oh man what a nice night you know i'm glad i came out for a walk in fresh air this is a new beginning michael all right the last few villagers should be right up here what the pork chop yep i freed the villagers i'm the hero now wait what about that one oh yeah i uh didn't want to get near that one the eye patch i don't know i thought maybe he tried to touch me or something well we're out of tnt i don't think there's any way we're getting through there alive yeah i'm just gonna drink this shadow potion you guys have a good time i'll see you seriously screw that guy don't worry my time with those spiders will finally pay off spider pig oh is this really how we're ending the episode boy soggy swamp that's you that's what you sound like all the time come on we need to destroy all the brew these witches are making oh i hate witches heads up baby zombie pork i'm as confused as you are alright be on the lookout for witch's brew or any secret chest i feel like we haven't found any we haven't found any all we ever do is run through slashing at mobs maybe it's time we stop and smell the mushrooms whoa i've never seen a purple mushroom before i'm keeping this oh uh is this your whoa clean up on aisle six we're gonna have a lot more to clean up in a minute goodbye slime say hello to my poison blades hmm i seem to be creating more enemies oh they're so cute can we keep them [Music] all right there's a brew destroy it's anthony ah yes brings me back to my college days i really destroyed a lot of brew back then if you know what i'm saying come on another dungeon there should be one more cauldron we need to destroy you're terrible at throwing things you know hey you get out of my dungeon this is your dungeon well no but i hang out in here a lot okay wow that dungeon wasn't great but it was better than that gross ass swamp now let's see what awaits next oh it's more swamp hey that must be the final cauldron finally i can kill something that won't hit me back oh damn it oh god i'm gonna need a miracle to destroy this cauldron ah i'm low on health maybe this mushroom will heal me you have a specific potion for healing idiot whoa that mushroom turned him into a maniac we did it we destroyed the cauldron great we can get out of here what the get off me [Music] all right we made it the pumpkin pasta pumpkin pastures this ruin was once a lush land of farming and agriculture only one village in this universe remains unspoiled you must warn the villagers there of the battle to come geez she's right this place is devastated the villagers they burnt my home took my wife and kids to make pumpkin spice lattes hmm that does sound good right about now we've gotta get to the final village to ring the bell to warn the villagers ring a bell what is this 2006 no no i'm just gonna post a tweet armored skeletons five o'clock hey there's someone over there let's slowly walk that way to see what's going on nothing my venom glaive can't handle what the what the heck is that it's the souls of the skeletons we have the harvester book we're harvesting their souls that's dark i like that oh well look at that that's a cute little monument what what is it doing turning into magmar or something does this look like a library to you there's the drawbridge the village should be just on the other side we need to lower that bridge so i can jump off of it oh god vindicators that would be a problem if i didn't have my trusty golem kit lever number one and lever number two man this side of the village looks much better even the pumpkins are healthier hey you guys like crossfit hey that's the bell don't worry villagers once i ring this bell all of your problems will be oh god they're closing in on us stan use the harvester book no this isn't a library remember screw it i'll handle it wow that was some sort of deadly soul sneeze bless you satan just in case they didn't hear that i'll blow my wind horn it's times like these i'm glad i don't have ears you did it your bravery and swift action means the villagers will live to die on another day what no we don't know they're gonna die at a later time the villagers will be brutally murdered tortured for information did you stop it oh boy the redstone mines this is like our first official dungeon right we're one step closer to the our gilliger i'm gonna steal the orb of dominoes just think of all the pizza oh great we get to free more villagers here you go you're free thank you heroes but i'm actually just working here to pay off my student loans oh yes and if you can keep a secret we cannot there are whispered rumors the architecture is building something dreadful jeez that guy just kept talking hold on to your emeralds boys we're in for a long night oh that reminds me need you to hold on to our emeralds and stuff you're our own personal piggy bank my back can't take this now let's see where did i put my fishing rod aha think fast creeper oh run something tells me we're not gonna make it out of here have some faith we've escaped death countless times it's gonna take something pretty tough to take us down stupid minecart heads up we've got company oh god my bones all right i think this is the way out hey did you guys hear that oh god it's a redstone golem oh god oh god oh god oh god that's lava told you we should have gone the cacti canyon first well we're dead just gonna hide in here and hope i'm not crushed to death when he steps on you wait that's it let me just aha my boots of swiftness great we can sprint to our death even faster good luck catching me now big boy rapid fire huh i guess it was just a bunch of emeralds we did it but the rumors were true the illegals are building something dreadful in these mines it's safe to come out now let's keep moving forward we've still got a long way to go just gonna put these emeralds in here come on [Music] all right guys the desert temple's gotta be around here somewhere remind me why we need to find this stupid temple the argeliger is using it to summon the army of the undead just how i like my zombies nice and slow huh this one's a tough one hey get back here old man you'll never catch me sonny freaking boomers man whoa check it out it's a beacon hmm i wonder how we activated i wonder thank you sorry mr cow but i need health and i don't want to waste a cool down with my potion i understand have your way with me hmm apple cow i think it's pretty obvious that was an apple cow yes all right we need to open this gate uh judging by what's on the other side of that thing we might just want to keep that gate closed aha the golden key let's name him goldilocks since he's gold and he opens locks you guys just don't know good humor come on line up hey good to see you goodbye you know i'm not sure how much longer this killing is going to be fun for baby zombie oh man that was great prepare for an ambush of my deadliest mobs oh man i can't believe it i'm part of the group wait no what is he doing here you know i really expected that to be a bit more climactic anyways i'll see ya we did it we found the desert temple who knows the truths and treasures await us inside oh man i'm gonna miss the warm breeze palm trees even the cactuses um that's a creeper okay let's get the hell inside alright stay on high alert there's a lot of undead enemies wandering this temple oh what do you know there's one literally standing directly in our path that's right and you'll never destroy the enchanted staff of the nameless one hey uh should this guy be giving away all this information nameless one yes the powerful ruler of the nameless kingdom good luck getting to the secret tomb where he can be found okay i'm just gonna go over here and pretend i'm not hearing this take me to your nameless ruler huh didn't expect him to die actually follow me the tombs gotta be this way check it out sliced ham actually these traps aren't so funny hey let's all walk across this narrow bridge together what could possibly go wrong prepare to die again you undead uh dead people very creative oh check it out grim armor um isn't that kind of disrespectful you know wearing a corpse like that oh who am i gonna upset a skeleton hey that dude's wearing kevin that's my dead cousin you motherfu dude kevin is gone let him go all right we made it to the tomb let's loot some ancient caskets uh guys he's sleeping should we wake him up what are those other skeletons doing just watching him sleep creepy much prepare to die at the hands of the nameless one ah so you're the nameless one let's name him larry what no prepare for the most intense battle of your lives dude it's dungeons i'm gonna move to the left and shoot my arrows he dropped his staff destroy it all right now to just escape the temple hey those guys are trying to escape the temple get him this one is for kevin stan pull out your totem of regeneration we might need it oh man look how cute that thing is can i hold him of course hey it worked [Music] ah the snowy mountains stick out your tongue and catch some snowflakes yeah that's not snow it's ash yes idiots we're at fiery forge whoa this is where the archillager builds his weapons of destruction well that explains why it's filled to the tee with scale of dorks well no better option than to battle through him okay there might have been some better options heads up looks like we're about to run into some old friends hey pillager long time no see man what you've been up to oh you know robbing killing the usual nice nice hey it's those guys who've murdered hundreds of our family members ah damn it old man sorry sonny hey it's like a cool little house in here in fact i'm staying in here it's safer what no dude come on we gotta make it to the core get out of my room you're not my real dad man i don't mind those skeletons and vindicators but what i really hate are redstone golems oh god there's one behind me isn't there did you did you just backhand me run oh god there's enemies everywhere where i don't see them they're way over there off-screen good thing these arrows aim themselves stan that's a core activator you need to overload it oh god don't look now but there's a giant redstone monstrosity behind you what monstrosity no that's literally what you're called you're a redstone [Music] monstrosity my next life don't let me come back there's a cube come here i'm gonna squash you not so long as my totem of shielding stan used every single artifact that day the corrupted beacon the fireworks arrow even the stinky shoe an unlockable dlc weapon available in the game through micro transaction the monstrosity eventually was killed though it was not by the doings of our hero he slammed the ground so hard that he fell into a pool of scorching lava [Music] the arch illager will just love this party we are throwing for him allow me to tenderize that meat for ya now this is what i call crashing a party hey this party is invite only guards get them finally i get to help out as the royal card i declare you an enemy to them what the where'd my shield go i swear i just had it when i catch you i'm gonna make you good phew we made it outside uh oh this place is filled with mobs yeah loser mobs look at these basic ass zombies and non-threatening skeletons i mean they're not even allowed inside they just gotta hang out in these tents like some homeless bums we're not losers shut up loser hey there's a chest what could be inside bread and arrows like always it is bread and arrows all right the art challenger should be in here so you've made it to my throne room unfortunately for you there's an army of mob whoa whoa what are you doing oh i thought maybe i could just kill you no no no that's not how this works you fight my mobs and i run away welp we'll have to defeat him another time no we're following him the arch illager's reign of terror ends tonight that's great but who knows where he ran off to he's right outside on top of that tower uh this game i swear to god so this is it huh you found all my runes and finally tracked me down actually i don't think we found any runes time to use my ultimate weapon tiny pink squares wow if his head was just a little less wide he would have survived that well that was actually pretty easy oh my god oh god run run run oh more fire stand use the bread this better be good for something hey you know what i don't feel so evil our heroes had done it they had defeated the arch illegal and vanquished all evil yeah dude you heard him he wasn't evil anymore he doesn't have to be evil i still don't like him [Music] you

Channel: ArcadeCloud

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Keywords: arcade cloud, arcadecloud, Squad, Squad Animation, minecraft animation, block squad, minecraft survival mode, minecraft ps4, minecraft farm, minecraft animals, minecraft update, minecraft nether, minecraft piglin, minecraft diamonds, zombiepigman minecraft, ruined nether portal minecraft, minecraft nether update, baby zombie minecraft, minecraft zombie, blaze powder minecraft, minecraft mooshroom, minecraft 1.18, minecraft caves and cliffs, minecraft speedrun

Id: aepuPLxIw18

Length: 58min 28sec (3508 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 27 2021