AXOLOTLS, LUSH CAVES, & WARDENS!! | Block Squad (Minecraft Animation)

do you love gta then go watch our brand new animated series the links in the description below ah what a pleasant harmless day nothing can go wrong you gotta help me man they're after me oh god they're after me whoa slow down who's after you they have my fans good girl now sit stanifer are you adopting wolves again you say that like it's a bad thing try to remember every other wolf encounter we've ever had hey hey that last one was a fox the premise remains the same canaans are bad news while you two fuss over a new pack of wolves no no packs we're not naming wolves we're not keeping wolves i'll be out collecting potion ingredients no names no stop that one for the potions and one for the never-ending hunger get out of here you freeloader fine i don't need your delicious carrots or their use in a night vision potion so i can come back here while you sleep and take the rest i've been dying to make a new potion of harming who goes there okay must be my nerves [Music] weird [Music] pork chop has never gone this long you think he's lost i'm surprised you noticed you treat me like i'm an egotistical selfish monster i care alright uh-huh sure let me guess you can't find the potion of water breathing don't change the subject we need to rescue porkchop why do you have so many walls meet the wolfgang gang wolfgang amadeus mozart wolfgang amadeus phoenix wolfgang puck wolfgang van halen saint wolfgang of regensburg and ghost oh okay you will go find pork chop i'll stay here and uh protect the house that's fine by me are you really going into a thunderstorm wearing metal armor no i need protection from the mobs in potential falls you'll absolutely be struck by lightning in that well that's a risk i'm willing to take to save my friend you just want his potions that's not supposed to happen [Music] wait i want to help save porkchop too definitely not scared not scared [Music] we need to get under a tree or something and fast or what i'm an iron armor nothing can hurt me [Music] you're going to get us all killed i'm out of here this party is whack no wolfgang van halen don't leave are you with us uh i got nothing better to do chick this is your fault you let me go out in this armor seriously hey i found the big scent shoot go on move along have you seen our friend he's a pig loves carrots that's not very descriptive he's pink and he looks like a pig well much better you mean the jerk pig who embarrassed me in front of all my friends sounds just like him he went into the jungle after wrestling me and taking all my carrots how am i supposed to feed my family now well maybe you should think about that before losing next time wolf pack move out i can help let the wolves do their job stan don't get in the way i'll have you know my marksmanship has been called adequate three down three to go ew i smell llamas that's weird why would llamas be in the jungle whatever the reason i can't track the pig with all this nasty llama smell everywhere dear stan it is i your arch nemesis i have stolen your prized pig you will never retrieve it in time to save its life maybe think twice about stealing from others love your arch nemesis i wonder who my arch nemesis could be yeah i know but who could they be uh you know what i guess we'll never know who hates you for stealing from them and smells like llamas yeah i guess it'll just be another of life's mysteries i found the wandering traitor's trail wow the wandering traitor i can't believe he still has beef with me van halen you came back i feel like i left on bad terms i want to rejoin the band i mean gang i hate wolves but for some reason i can't hate you [Music] all right wolfgang gang roll out or into the cave i suppose wandering traitor we would like porkchop back please dumb llama man give us back our pig well well well looks like you found me just in time to watch your darling little pig take a little swim on hand me too bad he made the wrong friends oh oh man i loved her wait you'll hit ghost no no i won't dang it now i will defeat you that's what you get for being a jerk come on boy we can heal you you'll you'll be okay let me go i want to be with a wolfgang gang i want to frolic the fields of the ether with my friends let me go then go my friend for you were a good boy the best boy harsh real harsh did go say something about the ether yeah do either of you know what that is uh nope hmm weird don't worry my angels stan will pay for this for all of this [Music] ugh why did we have to come all the way to the top of the mountain for snow there's plenty of it at the bottom for the experience everybody likes a good adventure right pork chop yeah i'm making a trail of snow pigs of course let's just hurry up though it's freezing up here wow that thing is seriously strong you're telling me and it likes my snow pick can we keep it please what seriously that thing just kicked me so hard feathers fell out that thing's a killing machine i'm gonna call you beardy hmm that gives me an idea uh guys are we sure this is a good idea of course it is if we can figure out how to make this guy headbutt on command we'll be unstoppable but beardy's not violent he's a gentle soul you're right see how long it takes him to attack you oh come on this is taking forever yeah what is wrong with it hello come on over here well i guess this idea was a bust [Music] wow that was so impressive beardy you're so talented we are getting rid of that menace right now if you can get it away from porkchop be my guest [Music] wow this amethyst stuff must be pretty valuable if it's this rare yeah i don't know about that but valuable i can get behind all the shiny things are valuable it's so shiny and there's so much of it we're gonna be rich let's go give porkchop the good news 352 353 354 whoa you guys found a lot i also got a ton of emeralds look at this no time for that now we have amethyst and obviously superior material oh cool what does it do well we're about to find out aha that's probably kind of useful right i don't see any mob farms around here do you oh it's useless wait no there's another thing make that one this one's kind of cool no it's not i have optifine it's just more junk well crafting is a bust what else can you do with blocks in minecraft this is uh sparkly face it this stuff is horrible to build with it's like an obnoxious version of purpur what are we supposed to do with all this amethyst we collected then well we wanted to get rich right if we're trying to get rich i got a ton of emeralds i can let's go scam the villagers with these no no well what do we do now about those emeralds i got these new cavern biomes are fun an exhilarating experience an entirely new world another observation about the game state what nothing uh did you two hear that all i hear is my beating heart as it pounds full of adventure not this stuff again goodbye pork chop now how do i mine this silk touch stan it's mining 101 shell that clicking is getting closer pork chops stop listening to the sounds in your head and help me find a way to mind these crystals touch dammit this isn't working okay i'm hearing a heartbeat now i mentioned that adventure etc i don't care how full of adventure you are stan it's not normal to hear another person's heartbeat what if you have a stethoscope or what if you delicately rest your head upon their chest like a pillow the beats a tender reminder of a loved one's mortality what if their chest was like open sure stan if it was like open weird now i hear something finally i thought i was having a stress-induced aneurysm well that heartbeat definitely isn't coming from stan run what is that thing i told you so i told you so i told you so i told you so maybe now isn't the best time for i told you so when would be the best time chick when we're being devoured i think we're safe my god staniel are you the dumbest man alive it hears us oh great maybe i can ask him if he also thinks you two are jerks there now we're safe this might be it for us guys pushing is rude you two suck but you're my friends i can't believe he just saved us let's head home i'm sure he's dead and respond by now creature could be stealing stan's soul we need to save him oh fine do you still have that pickaxe he gave you yeah stan has gotten into the nasty habit of throwing these at me why are we saving him again he hasn't eaten us yet [Music] stan we're coming to save you yeah we're toast [Music] come on you weird monster thing god my creativity is i uh just did a whole heroic thingy and now we're supposed to battle to death right oh god oh god oh god what do you want from me for me it burns us wait i'm healed so you aren't going to smash me and explode my inventory all over the cave not to be rude but does that mean like i can go go on a tour of your lovely home [Applause] wow clicks can i call you clicks this is a real place you've got to be with me kill me this video kills me your coordination the beat wow great videos clicks they are not terrible they are not a horrifying reminder that i am old and out of touch with modern youth but i really must be going going to make a gift for you to return your kindness and the hundreds of tick blocks you torture subject shared with me okay no mining i'll just use these blocks i yeah found for you right you're blind boy that really complicates this whole premise here come with me just playing you are scary strong scary scary i'm gonna die here [Music] dan we're here to save you i am definitely dying here come on you cheap halloween decoration show me what you got pork chop chick glad to see you please understand that clicks you name this flix is merely a protector of this cavern a warden some might say he attacked because we were breaking our blocks they are a gentle creative with clearly too much alone time now clicks these are my only friends they're idiots please don't crush them i want to see us end this in friendship not violence can we stop fighting and grow together as companions in a peaceful world stan you're insane but i do like the concept of remaining alive he said is that too tight too no more new friends daniel [Music] have you seen the weapons uh we're kind of busy here if you could just leave us be that'd be great okay this isn't like me to request help but the village is nearly empty all our skilled laborers have vanished it's just me three children and the fishermen we can't keep living like this our librarian armorer and cleric haven't been seen in weeks someone found the farmers dropped orbs in the woods what if there's a serial killer or a bloodthirsty cult or even worse uh oh you're still here what's your profession you got any goods for sale i don't do trade and why are you still here oh jerks did she say something about a librarian just that he went missing last month weird that's probably her again go away we don't want your smelly nitwit aura around us hey what did porkchop say he was gonna do instead of hang with us close his eyes and pretend to sleep why because he's sneaking around the woods being shady instead whatever who cares what he does he told me he didn't know how to make secret doors we should follow him and see what weird stuff he gets up to i don't know we had a good rhythm with these leaves never mind that sounds way cooler let's follow pork chop around and make fun of him for being so strange and secretive dang we lost him back to the league must have built some sort of redstone contraption that opens these doors he threw that bead on the ground maybe there's a hopper beneath this block something that triggers the doors opening we'll need to drop an item too he made it once he can make it again i guess this is where porkchop gets his endless supply of potions [Music] hey how are you doing i thought you were going to dismantle the iron golem farm not moving i did pork chop clearly rebuilt it behind my back oh despicable it does provide a lot of iron at what cost stan at what cost now this sounds like fun trading oh no shavers i hate books let me out of here i haven't slept in three weeks just find my profession of choice i in fact hate bugs everyone shut up all right which way did the pig go first one to answer gets let out he went that way thank you you may go i lied good luck scrubs whatever let's look for pork chops shouldn't we you know rescue them no that sounds like work i'll give you an axe wouldn't you rather have an enchanted book within breaking three luck of i'm meant to sort a diamond enchanted sword all right people who has the enchantment for efficiency you're in trouble pig yeah we found your evil lair this isn't an evil lair it's my secret base do you even know where your food comes from the earth does wrong my automated farms in my secret base if you didn't want us to break that golem farm and release your villagers you should have told us fine next time i'll tell you when i kidnap a bunch of villagers children and force them to quickly age and into specific professions happy sure yeah whatever we got a ton of free junk from those villagers do you want any cookies or cake yeah they were getting pretty annoying you're telling me i'm sad i never wanted to be a librarian [Laughter] huh [Music] okay well then i'll do this go forth mighty speed [Music] i'm drying up hop on in [Music] my memory palace totally has a secret recipe to riding pigs give me a sec gotta regain access [Music] mutton didn't you faint last time you tried that silly memory thing [Music] well i don't think i need a team picks to write them you don't thanks that's what i thought it's been a while since i've done this you need to carry it on a stick dude that's the magic formula oh yeah carrot stick oh yeah feeling a little light-headed oh i thought that might help [Music] [Applause] whoops a little clumsy maybe i should take it slow faster faster yeah let's go then he said don't worry i won't butcher the punchline what other nonsense we got a mad cow a pig oh [Music] should we warn them there's a cow left ahead most certainly not i'm getting old maybe i should try accessing my memory palace differently [Music] stop i command you in the name of all carrots and wheat and [Music] this is why you always wear elijah you know i can't right yeah i know hey where's mutton oh she's right behind us i don't see her my aunt where are ya [Music] oh my god can you please keep that down i'm trying to access my [Music] [Applause] i see her looks like she made friends mad manners that one shirley you are surprised [Applause] [Music] hey wolves awesome firecrackers instead that's a terrible pun whatever sorry [Music] you all right sorry about that i meant to hit the wolves and not you martin that was awesome [Music] i can access my memory palace really that's what magic mutton called it should we be concerned yes i feel alive time for video games and chill i don't think that means what you think it means good girl golden apple there's some seriously good stuff in these chests we can make that talk to me when you find a god apple like this one oh and look there's a pretty block too oh it's soft too well we can leave that what no i like it we can't carry everything back well then we can leave the god apple we're not leaving the god apple you guys found a god apple yes but more importantly this okay i don't understand he wants to take it home can we can't we can we i don't feel like arguing but you're carrying it yes great job enabler you're exaggerating he'll just keep it in a chest and we'll never have to see it again what the hell happened okay well that's just too far is this because of the moss we planted you planted it it looks pretty well do you still think it looks pretty i'm getting signals from you guys that it would be wrong to answer yes oh my god you're hopeless well we need to get rid of this before it eats our house i just have no clue where to start there's no use anything we break will just grow back faster than we can destroy we might as well pack up now wait maybe if we destroy the original moss block the rest will die how are we supposed to find some block of moss in all of this we just find the center there's a path right there as much as i hate this thing i'd hate losing our house more following the creepy moss path to our deaths it is this is a nightmare i swear this thing is being difficult on purpose see have you tried being shorter it's doing wonders for me how do we know which one is the center we just keep following this path well that's it we're screwed no wait listen it's coming from the left how does the fact that a cow is also stuck in here help us in the slightest maybe it knows where the setter is that's insane it's a cow you're a chicken too sure wait we're actually gonna follow the cow well i've somehow been bested in a trial of wits by porkchop so my guess is worthless yes cow time whoa is this real are we hallucinating it's so majestic hello travelers god no [Music] i am a combination of your deepest desires and your greatest hopes i come from the earth in your time of need you may call me alexander wait your name is seriously alexander well if you're going to be rude about it i can go no sorry i meant no offense but you can help us get to the center of the maze yes all you must do to receive my help is focus deeply on where you want to go close your eyes now open them here i leave you do what you must where will you and the other muslims go we will retire to a different plane can't you stay even when the mosque dies no we are not meant for this world perhaps in another life you mean we're never gonna see you again i'm afraid not but you will always know me and you will have me in the warmth of the sun on your skin and the green of the earth that will have to be good enough go on it is time for me to go well who should do the honors or cap [Music] did we just kill off an entire species to save our house i know i said i wanted to destroy this wizard but maybe we shouldn't dude he's gonna get ko yeah andy just because you're a chicken doesn't mean we are out of line a little too far fine sorry where's this cave entrance strider was talking about wish you could come with us me too such a nice mob it should be rough for the love of god when will we huh it's not really foreboding with the new cave update what did you expect pointy falling rocks a maze of tunnels flickering lights and a disembodied sound that leads to an imposing figure of ultimate darkness and evil the warden also axilla tolls or i mean exotolus axolotl a ox at l axolotl axolotls whoa dude didn't realize you felt that way sorry yeah sorry it's okay sorry i got mad i've been working on my anger problems didn't mean to blow up at you i know you were just trying to help we all get upset sometimes it's okay to communicate what's bothering you i'm still excited to see an axolotl i wanna catch when i name it steve ooh that's a good name it's okay andy remember your breathing exercises and happy thoughts brooms cats cauldrons potion bottles those are just witchy things yeah they are if i don't see them they can't hurt me if i don't see them they can't hurt me if i don't see that they can't hurt me there little fella how are you now please don't explode me still too well occurs you'd think we were some sort of monsters what you doing down here the wizard has my family trapped in a horrible pit of lava he's using us to spawn iron golems that doesn't sound so bad and then he destroys the golems for their iron i'm no fan of golems and all the cats that spawn get tossed into the fires nobody misses what are you doing with cats on my watch oh my bottom take us to your village but the enderman you have to snap out of it i can be of help hey i said it axolotl axolotl that's my name don't wear it out i know where that abominable golem farm is located follow me i'll just wait here i guess down there into the deep dark [Music] ah good morning good morning [Applause] ted what there's a zombie in the house zombie zombie run flee save yourselves what the where did this come from great gobs of ooze you two do this every freaking day we're trapped we get frightened by that zombie it spawns a golem and then the evil wizard collects iron and moons us what i think i'd remember something like that i'm known for my good men zombie oh brav how's it there help us there's a zombie hey what might oh zomboy it's all gone rubber bang you have blood we're trapped down here none of us can move it's no use the golem can't reach us and he's about to die oh he's stalled on it now like it from me crew or i'm off it burns i hate all of you hello we're going to be rescued he did it jerry got help who could these debonair heroes be i bet they're clever i bet they're dreaming i bet they're you monsters what mike first rude second we're mobs and we're here to rescue all the cats you villager idiots are spawning where are the cats you have an aloft like it vibes golems are always the same one two three hey there aren't enough villagers here to spawn cats are you guys going to rescue us or dweeb lied to us curse him to the deepest parts of the nether thank god cats make me nervous i thought you liked cats not really not even my cat double tip i like that you like cats my life is a lie as evil as this is i kind of respect the wizard this is brilliant so compact and so effective with minimal materials i'd add another zombie on top the golem would move faster to the lava the craftsmanship is rather refined netherright walls are trey magnifique herobrine really outdid himself with this contraption i'm sorry the wizard's name is herobrine have you not met him herobrine herobrine where have i heard that name before i'm sure he'd love to meet you three you're fascinating mobs an enderman creeper and witch adventuring around the land saving villagers and cats mostly just cats mostly no one truly remarkable huh his name is zombob can we keep him please please i don't know oh let creeper have it they've shown they're responsible all right but i'm not feeding it save us it's okay just to transport that one but fine rescue him i'm sure herobrine can quickly find a replacement just out of curiosity do you know where herobrine is right now of course he's in his obsidian pyramid take us there now sadly i cannot but this elevator can i must dash but good luck meeting the wizard [Laughter] [Music] what did you eat i'm lactose intolerant eat breath burns when will this torment end wait where's the zombie oh why i'm sorry something about standing still makes me gassy it's like sulfur and decay that's not so bad what is this place i think i see someone hello are you the wizard get back in the elevator hello get back in the elevator close the doors wait zombob get back here close the door i'm trying i'm trying no wait [Music] you've got a problem i know this can't be right axolotl didn't say there'd be multiple floors or anything let's just keep going until we find the penthouse if there's anything i know about wizards they love towers and they love being high marijuana joe sorry wrong floor whatever like don't even sweat it like do you know the wizard the wizard like herobrine the wizard lols yes i totes do he's the next floor prefer realsies anytime i didn't know you spoke of ochre zombob would have loved this you would have burned in the sun yeah and loved it what does that sign say this way to the wizard we did it where are the leaves who cares we're finally going to see the wizard it's weird though weird hurry [Music] herobrine scary what's a gary something feels off i consider my sense of fear to be perfectly on point and i feel great yeah don't sweat it i bet the wizard is excited to see us in his tiny little hovel without windows oh hey i guess press for gary that was close is this supposed to scare us gary can we keep him whoa that's freaky i don't like the look of this guy i gary we keep falling for the same tricks you should know better by now to be fair trap pits are awesome eh needs more tnt to go boom but it's true hey arcade cloud fans we're launching a brand new gta series on a brand new channel subscribe now [Music] you

Channel: ArcadeCloud

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Keywords: arcade cloud, arcadecloud, Squad, The Squad, Squad Animation, block squad, mob squad, funny minecraft animation, minecraft animation, minecraft animation steve and alex, minecraft survival, minecraft allay, minecraft update, minecraft 1.18, minecraft alex and steve, minecraft caves and cliffs, minecraft amethyst, minecraft amethyst farm, minecraft the warden, minecraft warden, minecraft warden animation, minecraft axolotl, minecraft axolotl animation

Id: KX7q5UtUqho

Length: 37min 14sec (2234 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 18 2021