Blasphemaus

in your mouth you said you were taking a break from the metroidvanias oh look at the cursor it's a little floating baby [Music] well i i am taking a break from metro and rania's after this one [Music] it's okay oh no it was a sword ah oh there goes my monetization it's like a minute into the game i don't stand a chance on this one oh it's a statue it's a statue we're all good youtube and thus guilt repentance mourning and every pain of the soul of all kind were visibly and tangibly manifested everywhere and in all of us you know what i've had a few sunday mornings i've woken up in very similar situation it's a heck of a heck of a lot of bodies which they all seem to be me the estes flask we got it don't worry about that always check left nothing left i am going to miss check and left when i burn out on metroid is oh there is something up there but we can't we can't get up there until we get double jump you fools oh baby i'm excited yeah we know what that is oh yeah i gotta say [ __ ] crushed on a stick that's a that's a boss that is a warden of the silence sorry i'll tell you what i ain't dying to know tutorial box no today not ever tell you what if i die to this guy i better be careful this is the whole fight i think they just said you know you got to set us up easy oh god i can't slide through this the r in this game is is probably some of the best pixel art i've ever seen in my life that ain't alive this dude's ripped okay unless he hasn't no we got an achievement for it easy peasy what am i doing yo ah okay youtube if you're still watching just demonetize it the cradle of affliction is what you seek this can be found in the mother of mothers of the churches it is a remote place separated from the rest of these lands by a great sacred and forbidden door however what i do know is that according to the rule one must carry out the three humiliations to gain access to what they got yeah i look we gotta ring three bells of awakening do you get through the door i got you nice hat by the way it's just blowing me away with how good this game looks that's just incredible it's incredible uh parry counter attack retribution everything in this game is so intense it's a is just a parry hit me [ __ ] okay it's called retribution hit me what's the button again okay hit me let me let me yeah [Music] i've unlocked me special ability oh my god that instant kills those i do there's a solar that punished jesus up there we're gonna have to pick that up at some point okay we're doing this again oh it's like a it's like doomed [Music] come on you're telling me oh we gotta save the babies children and moonlight it's kind of like the uh slugs from from uh hello hello knight got a dove skull to put on a little bracelet there this game is metal as [ __ ] penitent one you who carry the painful build in your cracked hands lend it to us and alleviate our burden then lead to us and wipe away our tears because it is oh hell yeah they gave us a skill tree where the babies go no this is the little collectibles oh my god there's so many of them it's kind of is like dark souls because once you learn to parry everything is your [ __ ] oh this is a secret [Laughter] fallout of bath of the sailor okay i like how everything in this game like you pick up a skull and it's not just like hey he's here's a skull brother i don't like the sound that thing mates it's like this is the skull of the barbarians butcher's father of the fourth generation of hillman weeping promisc therapist okay now i'm just making up words can this thing die i will save you baby you may be far out but i can jump you know what [ __ ] babies they're stupid and they're useless i think i'm just desensitized this don't get me wrong this game is messed up but some of the kill animations are just so funny is this the door i can't open it i haven't rung any bills oh fun fact my friend thomas made that uh chapel building there he's an amazing pixel artist and they must have a freelancer to you someone is heading towards the forbidden gate someone who seeks the perch an excommunication of all that is sacred and rests there no no do not place your doubts on me i am ready if you're ready you're running the wrong way brother just a classic candidate uh cleanse your guilt no no no i got no guilt welcome to the irithyll dungeon oh what's he going to do i'm sorry it's just funny guys double ghosts damn dude that's impressive every enemy you run into in this game is just this master class of pixel animation and art hey are you poking me like you're picking up peas off your plate with a fork oh now that's a whopping chest you telling me these ghosts jumped into a discord call and organized a gank on me when i opened this chest oh shop we're going to have to buy everything in the shop of course let us be captive key to the chamber of the oldest brother for 400. he does you got to get the key now i got to ask how many of you would still watch my videos if i was like default american man how much does the voice play into this shitty ass [ __ ] video from a place of blessings have i been entrusted with watching over you penitent one thus it has been arranged my name is viridiana granted a gift with which i can assist you in carrying your burden if required but only you can make that choice penitent one in silence i mean oh you require my assistance why the heck no yeah let's do it lord have mercy on our soul you're gonna beat me with the head no he's just gonna throw it on the ground that's awfully destructive sir so we're going to do the same thing as we did on the first boss never mind we're going to get slapped around like a g before all right oh there's the lady i don't know what she's what she's doing i'm rubbing her arm i guess oh no this is going pretty well i was expecting have a bit of a harder time with the i know it's just the second boss but kind of reminds me of the first second boss of dark souls 2 the tree man hey damn i'm good at this game either these bosses are easy or maybe it was her maybe she did something requiem i turn them also known as you killed the boss man yikes that's a head that's just a head up and that's the first bell of awakening baby man this reminds me of diablo 2 so much the second area the desert when you go down into like the like the music is i'm dead i am dead wowie i cannot show that part on youtube um that part might be fine but um she wow she pulled a sword out of her naked breast that was something else i'm already demonetized i just don't want to have the video taken down check this out look we can do we can go on the walls now i don't know if there's no a new ability or if they only just taught me that but let's keep it this is this area is just not not pleasant at all there's bell ringers and the bells make sound and apparently that's enough to hurt me that's a new one take me away take i know this poor old night man he can't get across all right we'll we're gonna get you get him across he's like the uh ziggmayer of the blacksmith he's the youngin knight all right we're gonna get him across any man stop talking about dark souls you stupid [ __ ] all right whoa whoa okay we got sevilla over here sevilla from league of legends you know the one she's got a new skin i see it's messed up there's so many of them all right this is fun we can hit him back we can hit him back and that's a game changer thank oh my god you're not allowed to have this many severes in the game you only have one per tee stop it you see a cowards all right objective one break the two chains of olympus this is one of them objective two save the baby objective two save the oh man shortcut i remember dying here yeah yeah oh no there's no stopping this train go don't ring the bell please don't ring the bell okay it's lenient you know you make a little bit of a mistake you're still good hey [ __ ] remember me you killed me with a belt that's just a bleeding well with a lady in it and being held up by the knights of our forefathers oh they gave us another estes flask i think i have another empty one for sds flash and this is the second chain of olympus you have no idea how long this took to find get the [ __ ] out with that yeah just another baby saved there's no way i'm getting every single one of the babies you know oh [ __ ] is he gonna ride across on that thou art the answer to my prayers the order thank you for that it is of little use for me to remain here go with the father he's gonna ride on that thanks for your toe man okay he's actually stuck again at this wall um to be fair i'm also stuck at this wall i have no idea how to get through seems to be hittable but it doesn't break here i go first try on the puzzle i did it you have no idea how many times i just said first try i've said it about 12 times [ __ ] the chains of olympus have been broken we can ring the bell oh i think it just fell oh whoever invented this nightmare of an enemy i hope you have a coffee that isn't that great all right oh there's another one on there that's epic dude just some enemies like the naked ladies you gotta parry let's do them okay invincibility frames thank you [Music] a small price to pay for such joyous alliance my protection does not cease here will you require sophie i kind of feel bad um she's getting very old and decrepit and i'm i'm just waiting for her to turn up as that lady from spongebob a small price to pay for such joyous alliance my protection does not cease here will you require oh no okay that's like the the bee boss and cut up all right [Music] steady stay out of the beam behind me let's be in front of me yeah that's two baby oh [ __ ] i'm not worthy of thine infinite compassion we save the old man again those of us who find it i will pray oh hell yeah all right so you can have metal in a cloth it's going to cost you three silver beholds the linen cloth that soaks the sweat to fevers of thoughts of dreams until he sees wall cloth [Music] ember of the holy cremation ember chris has a long natural return from the bonfire lit on a different land five thousand dollars it's that's gotta be a dark souls reference right fellas it's gotta be this game is so miserable even the mountains are [ __ ] crying oh is he gonna actually follow us sister of mine our encounter is approaching the miracle will protect me i do not need your protection this time leave me alone oh no money went the wrong way boy am i hungry you know this reminds me this uh this is the dark souls 2 area with the lava oh that's all right just some 19 degree burns on that one that's fine excuse me sir cease burning me alive you can pull my chain if you she's going to wither away into nothing after this i should stop doing it but i'm already down this path ah i hit his brain dude oh that's disgusting that's a big hit oh that's a lady says here's a crippled old lady look i gotta say hollow knight is still my favorite metroidvania but the boss design and enemy design in this game is second to none oh it hit the planets back like this isn't this is creative it looks good and disgusting it's challenging but not ridiculously stupid it's certainly one of my uh my favorite games of the year it's been a good year don't kill me just rot in hell [ __ ] see ya i'm so sorry now resume your journey [Music] that's three baby we're heading into sims fortress all right i hit the tree for your old man but you gotta be careful at the end there's still a little gap okay those spikes will kill you oh [ __ ] here he is we've been waiting for this that's russ okay lightning boy ah no no no no no no [Music] i've learned your ways anakin you cannot kill me you bring in your sister you bring in padme i don't know why i'm doing star wars [ __ ] please i have no healing there oh you you're dust you're done see you later [Music] [Music] [Music] holy [ __ ] that was a good boss fight oh that was tough it was fair it was enjoyable [Music] old man too scared to move on oh jesus christ what is that that is awful why haven't i got a bet on his back okay old man no old man the top guy on this statue looks like the lead singer of opeth exactly go look him up it's him it's him damn this is like the new god of war because they're just reusing the same boss over and over hey you clowns aren't scary it's the big bell okay here it comes whoa okay i took a couple of them out he's got to be quick gotta get up here quick oh no oh [ __ ] it's the lazy skeleton i'm not it's actually in milkweed the extreme archbishop my bad lazy skeleton look at these man hands oh my god that's that's probably the creepiest thing i've ever seen oh you can attack his head hit the hands hit the head watch out for the creepy hairy hands coming down oh yeah what was that nice try idiot i can't believe they put a [ __ ] bottomless pit get out of my way you stupid idiot no um damned it's beautiful it's like a donkey kong tropical freeze level hey i was enjoying the sight imagine for a second the path of pain had a baby with the sense fortress and then they got together with the spelunky spikes and they all just had a big [ __ ] together and they created this area right here not this area okay this is this is the store um i better check in here this area here see this you get hit by those you're [ __ ] dusted [Music] penny attend one without a name find my brothers and guide them to me it's the baby expositor saiyan of a duration i'm gonna call you the baby and okay i'm sorry what's this is the actual boss or is the baby the boss this is the uh end boss of uh rise of the triad there's a reference uh one person will get oh this is perfect you hit his face and his little light brown part on his body double hit double damage baby i you the boss the boss killed me after it died she suffers for all she is our living miracle this ain't pleasant and no suffering make an offering we'll make an offering uh got that from the rehash of the the lightning boy rolled off her cheek could it be that her torment has diminished i've killed him twice i should have two of those yeah yeah yeah i don't know how many we need give me the soul of jesus christ oh sack uh ah of course there's queers returned by the planes i've been waiting for this guy i have no estus floss and i'm on one health so this is gonna be an epic fire fit for the ages and when i beat him in one go the video will go viral i'm dead [Music] [Music] i got the third mark there's another one i have no freaking clue she's been saved we saved her the lady three penitents that communed with the miracles hey what are we getting protection for a reward okay i looked [ __ ] everywhere for this guy because the game just came out there's no there's not many guides online for this one it is my duty to watch over the others in the absence of our lady please just give me a reward thank you no oh is he going back to the church at the start of the game yep i had to travel all the way back to the start of the game he's in the church as my new home and from here shall my victory begin i think that's a new ability some of that with the thorndame who protects the benefit it's invincibility we also found the old man show us the continuation of the path it's like a statue with him surely this is the end of his path as well a lot of uh dark souls npc quests nail uprooted from dirt all right that's pretty nifty where did he go brother bent over brother is in here he's dead all that for a drop of blood uh that's actually that's pretty good [ __ ] brothers though i still ask you to find the rest of them please keep this canvas made from the gold of our faces and the brothers will guide you thanks cow what a adorable cow [Music] oh i cressanta in penance excommunicate you expel you execrate you with the blessing of our miracle of the greatest pain and thus shall your name be erased under the heavens oh good i'm versing me except she's about a thousand times cooler than i am she's got a cape and look at her blood sword now her hat is bigger than mine too if there's ever like a blasphemous two i hope we get to play as christina the rap agony kind of like silk song you know oh this infant this invincibility power up is pretty [ __ ] good i tell you that much for free just [Music] i'm a god at this game it ain't easy being a god jesus and she's alive his holiness escrow dude they made a netflix show about this guy it's called narcos it follows the tales of pablo escribar you beat the second the last boss super hard you beat the last boss and he's a red darth maul [ __ ] indie mouse you dumb as hell of course there's a second phase what is that is it what was that ah last son of the miracle get him in his ugly face okay i gotta sit up oh wow original move i saw that at the start of the game [Music] the cradle of the grievous miracle the final relic the grail of blood and gold that emanated from the forehead of the father as he silently lamented the moment of his blessed twisting that first relic is here at the top of the ashen mountain next to the turn throne where his holiness was kissed by a miraculous pain and now your final communion with the miracle awaits only you will be able to know how much of it has seeped into your guilty heart all right all right we're going in we've got to go up this ash mountain just keep jumping there's a little bit of resistance here and uh oh i'm kind of losing my grip here it's kind of like running in sand i am losing myself uh can you guys still hear me out there i i think i i'm gonna i can't actually breathe the mountain of ashes that swallowed up sins and sinners alike has had no mercy on you either at the mercy of the miracle you were and at the mercy of the miracle you remain you are no longer anything but one more anonymous visage without a voice without countenance your penitence is over [Music] well [ __ ] there is two endings ending a ending b i just got an achievement for getting ending b so i'm guessing that's the bad ending the other one probably requires some [ __ ] i might look that up right now if it's easy i'll do it if it's some [ __ ] uh i will not oh there's more that's my sword no no more okay all right give me one second let me look nope it requires some [ __ ] and apparently isn't worth it so i'm just going to look it up on youtube uh aspect unlock true apology say what a great game that is that's incredible they uh blasphemous everybody there it is 87 complete 11 hours not bad um i can just continue my game that's pretty sick leave blasphemy in your comments tell me what's blasphemous that uh i'll pin the best one and i'll heart all the rest welcome back uh what am i gonna oh code vane is out next that's like a few days away oh that's epic dude okay straight into code vain see you guys there with waifu

Channel: Indeimaus

Views: 1,056,944

Rating: 4.9551296 out of 5

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Id: 6JiXNU4-JGQ

Length: 31min 34sec (1894 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 24 2019

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[u/shadowofshawn]

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[u/ThatOneEcuadorian]

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