BIRTH to DEATH ๐Ÿ‘ถ 100 Years Life Simulator

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why is batman there i'm only nine years old i can't be making decisions like this of course i want to go to the spooky house oh no [Music] happy day i'm glad today we are gonna do a little thing called living we're gonna live life we're gonna run through the fields we're gonna lick the ice cream we're gonna live a full long 100 years because that's the goal right 100 years a nice cute casual 100 years that's how long i want to do it unless they invent robots in that case i think 500 would be good here we are i'm born lewis is there not a girl option we're not going to be lewis we're going to be glueis gorgeous name the kids at school are going to love me look at that we're one year one let's get it oh why are mom and dad staring at me like that uh you guys are acting like babies obviously we're going for mom thank you year two okay here we go we're dodging the i don't actually think i have to pull any moves whatsoever i think that i'm just going straight through life is on easy mode two was a success we're going for three the vase or the night i mean i'm gonna be good and i'm gonna go for my toys um hi dad i'm doing the right oh i broke it oh no it's his toy i feel kind of bad for my dad to be honest with you i can walk i'm magic now i'm a kid i'm a kid i'm gonna be five years old what does a five-year-old do it's lunchtime there's a girl behind me invite her to lunch or eat alone what do i do you know what i'm going to be as brave as i can i'm going to live the best life i can you only live once let's go don't you dare turn me mina did she say yes oh my gosh yes i have a friend i have a girlfriend i'm having fun oh my goodness this life is going so well six i am afraid of you oh did the mom do that to the toilet because i definitely didn't is she making me clean it before i can go out like what's the deal is she matt is she jealous because i was a mama's boy and now i have a girlfriend like what's going on oh my um okay i guess my mom's happy as long as it's 80 clean i'm gonna i'm gonna get the rest because i want to make my mom happy so i'm just gonna make sure i get everything done and spotless perfect i'm an overachiever what can i say wait she made a six-year-old clean a toilet that dirty that's okay anyways seven oh we're camping this is gorgeous are those friends over there oh no do i go fishing with dad or do i join the friends i feel bad but i kind of want to i want to join them i want to join them bad look at them they're friends surely my parents will understand oh well i'm a little bit athletic i know how to play volleyball what the heck is that in the water are we going to die i'm scared help me oh my gosh what is that oh no okay karma i'm sorry i'll definitely i'm in the sewer oh no oh we're just gonna live in jabu-jabu's belly i'm just a child build a raft or use the feather i don't know i'm barely old enough to go to boy scouts build a raft i mean we don't really need a raft to get out of here so i think we're gonna use the feather i don't know for what but look i'm using this feather i'm gonna tickle what is he gonna sneeze i'm a hero i'm a genius everybody loves me i'm a professional i'm a hacker seven was a breeze an absolute delight eight years old here we come i feel like there's nothing i can't do tag everyone oh my goodness oh no oh this is the hardest game of tag ever okay i got one i'm gonna wait for this guy i'm gonna yep i'm just gonna guard here guarding and this last kid's not even oh this last kid's juking me well guess what kid i'm coming for you if it's the this kid is juking me this kid's good that kid is the the king of tag but guess what i'm so much better nine years old let's get it okay it's halloween i'm walking around maybe i'm gonna like look for what to wear a banana or a clown i'm only nine i feel like it'd be cute to be a banana but also nine years old is when i started wanting to be a vampire like i i didn't want to be a princess anymore so i think i'm gonna be a clown that's a little on the nose for me i was hoping it'd be a scary clown but what can you do hey everyone oh hi we're matching that's good oh no what's gonna happen i'm nervous where's the detonator why is batman there oh why would batman do that to us retry what do you mean i did not get taken out by batman when i was only nine years old we live in a society you know what i don't know maybe batman likes bananas i'm gonna be a banana that's kind of awkward i guess this is the way we're gonna oh so our my little girlfriend always matches me how cute all right well batman hopefully you like fruit i'm a banana man i'm nine years old strutting through do we go to the nice house or the spooky house i'm only nine years old i can't be making decisions like this of course i want to go to the spooky house the spooky house doesn't really look like a spooky house like it just looks like there's trash and garbage bags everywhere so we're going to go ahead and go to the nice house be safe ring ring ring trick or treat should have went to the spooky house okay then don't judge a book by its cover we're going to the scary house come on ladies i'll lead the way i am your banana man here we go hi who would have thought i guess the garbage bags were part of the decor and nine years old was a success what is ten gonna be like i can't wait to be a teenager swimming lessons i'm learning how to swim no and the little baby kids are swimming way better than me i'm gonna keep training one hour later that's it just i'm putting just one more hour in the difference an hour makes maybe i can be a lifeguard here we go 11 years old hey dad i guess i'll help you with the hose oh dear my dad's making me do chores all over again okay whoa whoa this hose goes hard it goes wild and crazy i can barely control this thing okay we're gonna move on did somebody vandalize your car dad this is not normal do you have enemies somebody got you good do the neighborhood kids not like our family i feel like i'm too young to be knowing that these kinds of things happen in the world but hey we're making through 11 was a success let's go over to 12 only one year till we're in teens 12 years old what does 12 have in store i'm almost ready to graduate elementary school can you believe oh we're at church saying a little prayer world peace well god doesn't exist well i mean if the other option is world peace we're definitely going for world peace [Music] yay absolutely world peace baby we're getting it going i'm thinking about the bigger picture okay 12 was a success i don't know what this star is but i am now going invisible again oh my goodness can i get a tan please let me get a 10. i'm getting a 10. we did it we are a teen we went on vacation we're a little bit more tan let's reach our crush let's go oh my goodness let's go okay we're gonna walk in a wall stay away from me stay away from me oh that was close oh get away oh no oh oh my goodness oh jessica i couldn't have done it without you jessica fourteen it's starting to get real it's starting to get pop and i'm ready i'm walking through school with such confidence such grace don't oh no i'm just a little kid what do i keep walking do i fight i want to fight because i'm humiliated but i asked the priest for world peace i have to keep walking i have to practice what i preach i have to be the change i want to see in the world please let this be the right answer no please okay i guess the right answer was to fight we're gonna definitely retry i should have ran to the principal's office as fast as i humanly could i'm strutting my stuff i'm doing this again wiseguide trips me guess what i'm not mr world peace not in high school i'm sure i can work on world peace after this lord please forgive me oh no um oh i why why do i have to hit the red bar like why is the red bar on top i don't know but i'm hitting it i'm gonna try one green bar just to see if it's better no the red's smaller it has to be red oh it's perfect it's perfect i'm the greatest of all time i'm the greatest there ever was get out of my way ugly i'm leaving oh i got the girl and everything when you're 15 somebody tells you they love ya you're gonna wake up in the morning 15. he sits up weird but we're none of us perfect what's gonna happen do i go to school or skip school oh what if skipping school is the right answer i don't know like now that i'm a teenager like it looks like not being a goody two-shoes is the way you would think that just walking away for the last one was right but no you had to get into a fight i'm gonna go to school just in case i'm in school hopefully i made the right decision oh my goodness i thought the teacher was wearing a mask this disappeared hey guys oh i slept in so awkward oh and i sit right in the front too ooh but hey i did it oh skipping school i guess would have been a different route i'm doing 15 again why i guess they want me to see what it would have been like to skip school okay we're skipping school i mean hey it's a beautiful day are these the bad kids what are these guys doing out of school hello everyone where are we going i don't trust kids skipping school running out into the forest what are we doing what i don't know what the game was trying to imply there but it seemed very unsettling there's something so unwholesome about kids skipping school and running into the forest and us not knowing what happened there 16. oh i guess we're about to see what happened in the forest we did squats we did squats what do you know and we went swimming in our clothes oh hey i'm jumping girl i'm jumping i got to live the best life i can live okay that seemed almost dangerous but it worked out that was so ominous but it worked i can't believe it i'm evolving oh my goodness i'm a man now i'm off to be 20 and there are so many different routes for 21. i guess my decisions really matter now i'm on my phone as one does when they're 20. oh my goodness it's michelle she's 22. oh my god this might be like the different routes that i could choose i'm scared i don't know if i like michelle i don't know anything about her i don't like how she's posing like a girl from gta though i'm gonna say no alice seems nice cute i like alice i'll go for alice i don't know if i'm sure ah i wish i could like see all of my options before choosing one but i'm gonna go for it because alice is like pretty hard to top right now for me oh there i go oh my goodness there's so many routes that means i would have had three other choices all right you're 21 let's get it what are we at the mall having some burgers she's watching me play ddr uh-huh she wants jewelry i'm 21. i can barely take care of myself oh no oh no do i get her the cheaper near the expensive ring i'm gonna have to get her the cheap ring i'm not paying twenty thousand i can't i can't even afford twenty 000 first of all i'm 21 and second of all like i feel like we've just met this is not an engagement ring this is just like a you wanted a ring here's a ring i think i picked the wrong girl she just cussed me out oh no my life's over what do you mean woohoo i think i picked a disaster all right 22 hopefully we're not still together please let us break up please let us break up well it looks seems pretty windy and cold out here oh no oh no i'm spamming her i'm like what's up hello hey do you want to hang out she's like no hi yo yo yo hello uh how are you please respond get lost oh no i got owned this is looking really bad for my life i'm lonely i'm getting rid of my phone i'm losing my mind jumper makeup what do you mean makeup the only way i could make up is by buying her an expensive ring but i'm not gonna jump i i clicked makeup okay that scared me for a sec [Music] this is the highest level of how to ruin your life does that make sense 23 oh no we made up i hate her i made a mistake she seems so nice she's a gold digger oh my god oh no i'm not gonna find a job and pay for this girl i'm just gonna cry [Music] oh my goodness i picked the find a job route well we're finding a job and we're 25. that's sad i'm holding my coffee i'm about to talk to the manager i'm bringing the manager coffee hello do you like your coffee she threw it at me do i clean up the spilt coffee or punch her what do you mean puncher i'm gonna clean up the coffee this isn't school i can't just fight back oh my gosh how was that the right thing to do i feel like my guy's not gonna make it like i feel like i picked the wrong route this is expert level in ruining your own life i can't believe this oh no oh no do i use the women's washroom or the men's washroom well i'm gonna have to use the men's washroom right surely that's the answer right oh no i can either knock on the stall or go in the urinal the stall is obviously occupied there's nothing i can do i guess i'm going in the urinal oh boy oh no please don't give me a thumbs up don't you woo hoo me you crapped in a urinal what a great way to turn 29 please don't get that one but the blue one's cheaper i'm gonna have to get the white one it's a lot nicer okay i'm driving in my new car things have to look up she left me for him she actually left me no i'm out good that's what you get i didn't even have to make a decision there i won for the first time i won hey oh oh no it's my boss she's being mean again my coffee machine at home stopped working would you come over later and fix it for me yes ma'am i am lonely i am the ceo of ruining my own life but hey my girl pays me good enough that i bought a 150 000 car here we are we're at our house [Music] hi whoa you're creepily waiting at the door there hi are you even gonna say anything this is so awkward i guess i'll fix the machine i thought this was gonna be romantic one hour later what am i looking at am i being creepy what am i doing oh my goodness no hey all finished yeah great would you mind giving me a leg massage oh here we go sure thing boss or no this run is cursed we're gonna keep it cursed hacker level cursed that's a nice leg you got there ma'am you don't have to touch my head you absolutely don't have to touch my head wow okay that took a really long time i'm massaging her leg hours and hours later hi ah that was great unfortunately it is completely inappropriate to massage your boss you're fired effective immediately i just bought that new car you asked me to oh no [Music] this run is cursed it's absolutely cursed this is one of the worst birth to deaths i've ever seen if you'd like to see me pursue a different life a different girl different decisions then please let me know because i'm actually impressed at how good this was i hope that you guys enjoyed this video then if you'd like to see me again make sure you push notifications and i'll see you on the next one bye
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Channel: Gloom
Views: 5,218,278
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Keywords: gloom, gloomgames, kassie, gloomy kassie, gloomykassie, 2021, kartha gewart, life simulator, birth to death, 100 years, 100 years life simulator, 100 years all levels, 100 years tablet, 100 years app, free games, lets play, 100 years game, life simulator game, 100 years life simulator walkthrough, app game, mobile game, free app game, free life simulator, android game, iphone game, iphone app game, android app game
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Length: 17min 30sec (1050 seconds)
Published: Sat Jun 19 2021
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