I'm a Kindergarten Teacher Asking DUMB Kids Questions

happy day i'm glad something that i've been weirdly thinking about a lot lately is that like i feel like i'm the same age as like a lot of the intern teachers that i had when i was in grade school if i could choose any grade to tutor i think it would be kindergarten we're gonna grade some some dumb kids papers our buddy our mother our lauren she's done this she told me that i should do it because she thinks that i just have like a special touch for children choose your teacher this woman has black hair just like i do she's hot she's cute i love her style all right africa that is not africa that's russia you stupid idiot what is that australia that's not america what are you stupid are you what's wrong with you i need to see you after class now this looks kind of like india to me i'm going for it yeah i love how like the kid failed and was so sad and i was like you know what check mark for me i'm the best teacher there ever was i teach the children everything they need to know are you okay puppy do you need to get out of there sorry my my son he needs help get my son out of here yes ma'am you are just so cute you're my little kindergartner although to be fair i don't think that we expect kindergartners to know where india is but it's good for them to know anyway i'm gonna upgrade my school because right now it's a dump it's hard enough that you know i'm teaching the dumb kids my teaching by myself is gonna get us out of this weird area and make it gorgeous oh i don't have the money i have to play draw a flower mrs blue hair i think it's really cute how your mom allowed you to dye your hair blue at this age and i really like that flower i think you're doing pretty good for yourself draw a cloud my dog ate the drawing oh oh we have a comedian a comedian i never thought i'd see a comedian f f's are really funny too make a line that connects the dots bro all you have to do is draw a line and you do a certain like you drew three circles and a half a circle get out of my class well i got an a plus we handed a few f's out but me personally the teacher i got an a plus and that's what matters i don't know if you guys knew this about me but my dad was actually an educator for many years so i i don't know i feel like this is coming naturally to me going to the next class hey wow you actually spelled bird right aren't you the cutest little dumb kid oh you found a word cat but what if you thought it was tack like you know tic tac let's just hope that that's not the case good job you found a word complete the phrase with a fitting verb i unicorn apples you had one job your parents shouldn't be letting you dye your hair green until you get some sort of award like when i was a kid and i wanted something my parents would be like you need some sort of like recognition in school and then we'll give you the thing and it it actually made me grind pretty hard we're giving you an f now get out of my face get out of my life i do worry about my kids sometimes am i going to be the kind of teacher that intervenes am i going to be the kind of teacher that karen's yelling there's nothing wrong with my son and i go oh they're actually there actually there is i guess only time will tell no ads for life let's get it tara i need your money so i can teach the kids oh okay well if it's for the children we have to put an investment into our kids futures we did it stole my fiance's money and i'm ready to upgrade this school yes we've got a weird what is that i've never seen a a curved basketball court before but here we go we finally have a cafeteria the kids can finally get some food going a donut place at and pizza and fry oh my high school had the best macaroni salad and the best little pizzas i've ever seen but these kids are probably eating better than i did look at all of this stuff oh i don't have any money left okay so we're gonna keep going it's gym time when you guys were going into middle school did you hear like the rumors that you have to like the boys have to change in front of the girls because i heard so much of that and it scared me so bad but i also thought it was like low-key exciting never happened to them gym class let's go alright kids let's go come on get your get your butt to the get your butt to the ground come on kids you can do it yeah you got to get your exercise in because i'm about to drill you later give you all fs so really this is actually your best chance at getting a decent grade like this will bring the old gpa up so you gotta try hard in gym class okay the kids look absolutely miserable miserable i'm gonna fail half of them for that they weren't smiling they were looking miserable well next class the moon orbits the sun the earth or none well definitely not the earth you're fired oh wait my test was correct i'll sue you was i wrong well definitely not the earth here oh no no i have to pay some penalties i'm not as good of a teacher as i thought i was maybe i'm as dumb as these kids name each part of the tree okay this guy's saying leaves and trunk what about the branches huh what about the roots i'll give you an a anyway the first cells were probably lonely i know you're lonely but i know that you're the one who put those holes in the window behind us so i'm going to give you an f get out of my life i can't believe i got that wrong that's really embarrassing well teachers are never wrong some kids stole my teacher's edition so i really don't know what the correct answers are home economics protect your egg baby this guy was trying not to crack his egg baby he did crack it but he put a nice little mask on it just to make sure that it looked like teeth i appreciate that but unfortunately you fail this guy completely cracked the egg i really appreciate the kinder surprise like the throwback but um you definitely cracked that egg and there was no dinosaur in there it was a chicken wow i mean hey sweetie you failed the last course but you're doing pretty good these days give you an a this class is dumber than i thought like holy they cannot get it right wait what do you mean upgrade oh oh yeah oh we got a double decker school now which country okay well you have to know this the kids only know this because i threatened them instead if they didn't know what canada was i i'd kill them so that's correct good job draw a means of transportation via water they drew a boat but they also wrote boat it said draw it didn't see write it out too this guy's trying to score points with me but i'll let it slide the shape of the earth is flat true or false this guy's seeing true oh my goodness you can do that at like the dum-dum class but not here ah me making my money oh recess oh i'm gonna supervise recess i'm gonna be absolutely so harsh like if kids asked to go to the bathroom i'm gonna be like can you can you i'm gonna be that idiot oh i didn't get to punish any kids for recess i have to go back to marking well i mean five plus four is nine so good job paint two out of four of the circle i mean that's good i put them on the same side so it looks like one half but that's fine find the exits here i'm gonna get out get out you stupid idiot you know i offer tutoring after class we talk about things oh it's science day we love a good science day all right impress me i'm your teacher get it going oh [Music] oh oh kid you're messing this up you're messing this up is it gonna blow is it gonna blow oh you got owned all right little girl your whole family is depending on you if you don't make it then you're gonna be in big trouble she is sweating pouring these vials she has no idea the amount of pressure it worked oh she was gonna get disowned by her family if she didn't get that one through all right come on boy oh oh you filled it too high bud you filled it too high this thing's barely gonna this thing's just gonna fart a little oh it worked hey i guess the kid knows science better than i do i mean my kids are dumb but they do know explosives draw a cow you do a ufo listen i know that you grew up on a farm i know that you've seen some stuff out there but in class you gotta keep it to the rules okay i don't wanna see the flying thing in the sky that sucked the cows up i wanna see a cow draw an object that flies that's a rocket that's correct maybe the first girl who went was like cheating off of that girl she saw a rocket ship so she was like i'll draw a spaceship yeah the mona lisa is a famous type of food oh my goodness get out i'm going to quit my job if these kids don't get any smarter i've been working so hard i've upgraded this school ooh the school dance separate couples dancing too close oh my goodness i've gotten in so much trouble at school dances just because like me and my friends like we weren't even dancing with any guys we were like dancing with each other trying to dance the way we saw on mtv and they were like get away from each other like and we were like it's not like that we're just trying to be cool oh look at that i'm controlling the spotlights wow yo get away from each other get away from each other you guys i'm shining the light on you you guys get away from each other you got you guys stop it hey can you guys not follow rules okay this was a mess i'm never supervising the school dance again that was a disaster like nothing makes me puke more than kids dancing too close together i actually kind of understand how the teachers felt back then now because that was just africa get out get the country right yes i was gonna say yes queen i mean i still works yes queen usa let's go you guys are getting smarter it's working my journey is working of being a teacher i might be the best teacher there ever was i expect nothing but a's this guy drew is a hand a plus you did it which one lays eggs turtles they do lay eggs good for you everyone's getting smarter what's the common name of the composite hakuna matata you did oh i have to sneeze oh wait this is what i would say but what is a common name about composite i'm going to give it an a no listen hey could've fooled me kid could've fooled me i didn't really understand what the question was asking that was okay because me and the kid are both dumb so we're just gonna keep her going name the shape that is not a bob that is not a bob get an f get out of my face get out of my class complete with the correct plural brushes that's good i like that how many vowels have the word car what there was no question so i get an a-plus get oh oh oh i'm gonna throw a desk at you after this and yeah liam and elijah you should be sad about it idiots all right we're upgrading this yes the school arena we're gonna have some crazy pep rallies we're gonna have some crazy playground fights a roller coaster okay these kids are getting spoiled at this point i'm carrying the school on my back gym class kids let's go put them legs out look at me i'm almost doing the splits at my age this is the splits so you're going to want to copy me spread them out get that exercise in come on if the principal is here you got to make him mad come on jumping jacks jumping jacks go go go go go go go yes yes look at all the money you children you cattle have made me good good job okay you protected your egg and not only that you put a monocle and a top hat on it this is an egg of taste this is an egg of excellence i'm gonna give you an a plus good job you painted your egg you know that your egg is very very special and there's not a single crack in it unless it's hidden under the paint but i don't think you're smart enough to hide it for me well done i don't even know if it's possible to upgrade this school more like we did so good i have three cookies and ate one how many cookies do i have left not enough get out get out never come back you don't deserve me you don't deserve the restaurant the pizza the roller coaster how much of the pizza is left three quarters good boy like treat him like a dog good boy good boy get out get out i hate you children i hate you so much what country owns greenland blue land very creative but no you're stupid and nobody likes you this is the flag of france that is false you get an f mark a past president of the united states oh you didn't choose michael jackson what's wrong with you you're right though well done yeah this high school is fully upgraded wow oh it's the school dance again oh i don't know if i can stomach it i'm gonna be really hard on the kids this time all right stay away before you even think about getting close i'm pulling these kids apart pulling them apart pulling them apart get away from each other nobody wants to see that get a room go to your house go somewhere else this is not the place nor the time whoa i made a thousand dollars from that holy on second thought uh when is a homecoming coming up moving air is called rain after all i've done for these children you've got a big fat f what planet has rings saturn yes correct matter is pulled to the ground by gravity no you put aliens why did you do that these kids in this area they seem to be seeing a lot of aliens and ufos and it's very very concerning i can't believe i took a job here straight out of university i should have kept my options open i'm gonna stop all right there's the blue stop well done i this is this is gonna blow this is gonna blow for show good job now this kid's go he's a little shaky he's a he's a shaky one i don't know if i trust him right start stop start good job uh-huh well done well okay well hey these kids maybe they should just all be bartenders i don't know like their pores are immaculate i'm making way too much money like i'm doing way too good this okay can complete the word fire festival no not no it's fire it's fire circle the verb in the following phrase bob jumped into the pool that's a name you idiot how are these students getting dumber form a word with the following letters i mean this guy got it faster than i would have good for him or her i'm not sure or them recess let's go oh i have to break up the fights oh my all right here we go oh oh we got a fighter we got a fighter you get away from each other hey you too you too stop that why aren't these kids getting expelled like this is the school that they go to when they fight in other schools stop it we literally have a roller coaster why are you playing on this side of the playground these kids just love to fight that much all right back to the globe get it right jupiter i quit i i'm quitting my job i'm quitting my job it's not no this is what happens when you spoil your kids they get dumber truth be told i actually don't know so i'm gonna give it to them yeah awesome okay i'm quitting my job here and i'm going to a nicer school because i've worked so so hard on these kids and i deserve better i really do i do not look like that but for the sake of argument i'm going to oh my god hi teacher welcome to your new school why is this school so creepy what's wrong with this place what i have to mop i i thought i was a teacher they're literally making me clean up i had to get a degree in education okay i mean at least at the last school i i was able to just oh no i have to sponges what is what do you mean this is not what i'm here for i'm actually just scrubbing the rooms and it never ends it just keeps getting dirty i can't i can't i actually can't i'm not gonna buy a complete decoration pack this is horrendous okay we're going to art class thank god oh there are so many ads okay let's go let's have some drawing and painting fun in art class hopefully you kids are a lot better there we go get your paint get you your paint i have to do all of the work around here i'm surprised that the students won't go and get the paint by themselves okay let's get you all a canvas here you go i have to do everything i built this school and now i'm here oh my goodness oh my goodness he got a b i mean the grading is a lot nicer here than f or a oh my god no this is capitalism at its worst you're just putting down an outline and you're still getting a b this is the easiest school ever i think this is like the most spoiled school ever too all right kids stop dreaming about a's you all got bees and i'm thinking of a snail none of you got a snail how does it feel how does it feel kids how does it feel i quit i'm out i'm out this is horrible that's enough teaching dumb kids for the day thank you so much to lauren's side for recommending this app to me and i hope you guys enjoyed the video if you'd like to see me again make sure you push notifications and i'll see you on the next one bye

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Length: 15min 56sec (956 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 14 2021