Amazon's New Headquarters - SNL

>>> ALEXA, ARE WE READY FOR THE PRESENTATIONS? >> YES, SIR, WE'RE DOWN TO 20 CITIES FOR OUR NEW HEADQUARTERS. ALEXA, ISN'T THIS EXCITING. >> YES, IT IS EXCITING. >> AND JUST TO MAKE SURE, WHO IS THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD? >> THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD IS JEFF BEZUS. >> OKAY, CLOSE ENOUGH, LET'S BEGIN. >> I'M SENDING IN THE DELEGATION FROM BOSTON. >> HEY THERE. >> HOW YOU DOING, CHIEF? >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING US HERE, MR. BEZOS. MY NAME IS JEANINE FLANNIGAN. >> AND I'M TOMMY GALECKI. >> AND WE'RE FROM BOSTON'S CHAMBER OF COMMERCE. WE'D LIKE TO PRESENT YOU WITH A POUND OF DUNKIN DONUTS COFFEE. DARK ROAST. >> YEAH, THE GOOD STUFF. >> AND TWO TICKETS TO HISTORIC FENWAY PARK. >> UPPER LEVEL. I MEAN WE'RE NOT MILLIONAIRES. >> LOOK, MR. BEZOS, BOSTON IS THE BEST. >> THE BEST! >> OKAY, KID? DON'T TAKE IT FROM US. TAKE IF FROM OSCAR WINNING ACTOR, MR. CASEY AFFLECK. >> HEY. HOW YOU DOIN'? >> CASEY WAS SO EXCITED WHEN HE HEARD BOSTON WAS AN AMAZON HEADQUARTERS FINALIST. >> YEAH. THIS IS GREAT, I GUESS. >> CASEY. YOU GREW UP IN BOSTON. WOULDN'T AMAZON LOVE IT THERE? >> OH YEAH. I DON'T KNOW. I LIVE IN LA NOW. MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT YOUR OFFICE >> CASEY AFFLECK. DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN US? >> I LIKE THEM. THEY'RE PASSIONATE. WHO'S NEXT? >> SEND IN THE DELEGATION FROM ATLANTA! >> HEY. HEY. HEY. WHAT'S GOOD, PARTNER? Y'ALL NEED TO COME DOWN TO THE A MAN? LET'S DO THAT THING! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? MY NAME'S REVEREND JEREMIAH GREEN. AND I'M HERE ON BEHALF OF THE MAYOR'S OFFICE. >> AND I'M CAMILLE LOWE FROM ATLANTA'S OFFICE OF BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT. >> AND I'M CHEF PAULA DEAN, Y'ALL! AND I'M GONNA BE CAREFUL WHAT I SAY. >> LOOK HERE, MAN. ATLANTA'S MADE FOR BUSINESS, OKAY? OUR AIRPORT IS ONLY 20 MINUTES AWAY FROM DOWNTOWN. >> TWO HOURS, WITH TRAFFIC. >> WE HAD THE OLYMPICS THERE BACK IN 1996. >> THE ONE WITH THE BOMB. >> AND YOU KNOW ATLANTA HAS THESE WONDERFUL PLACES WHERE PEOPLE FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE COME TOGETHER. >> IT'S CALLED THE WAFFLE HOUSE. >> YEAH WE READY. SO TODAY, WE PRESENT YOU SOME SYMBOLS OF OUR CITY, A CAN OF COCA-COLA AND A SANDWICH FROM CHICK FIL-A. >> AND I BROUGHT MY DELICIOUS SIGNATURE THREE BUTTER PUDDING, Y'ALL! IT'S THE DISH THE AMERICAN HEART ASSOCIATION RATED "DON'T!" >> AND TO SHOW YOU MAN HOW MUCH WE LOVE AMAZON, WE GIVING YOU AN ATLANTA T- SHIRT DELIVERED BY AN AMAZON DRONE. I DON'T TRUST THAT THING. >> HELL NO. THAT'S THE POLICE. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE! >> WE'LL BE IN TOUCH. OKAY, WHO'S NEXT? >> SEND IN THE DELEGATION FROM NEWARK. >> HELLO, MR. BEZOS! MY NAME IS CORY BOOKER, AND I COULD NOT BE MORE PROUD OF NEWARK. AFTER CITY ON THE RISE. I KNOW THAT WE'RE NOT GETTING THIS AT ALL, AND THAT GIVES ME RAGE. THIS IS A NICE OFFICE! HAVE A GOOD DAY. #TEARS OF RAGE! >> NEXT? >> BRING IN THE DELEGATION FROM MIAMI! >> HOLA MR. BEZOS! WE ARE FROM THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE FOR THE CITY OF MIAMI, A DIVERSE GROUP OF PEOPLE ALL LIVING IN HARMONY TOGETHER. CUBANS. JEWS. GAYS. >> LIZARDS! BUGS! BEANS! COCAINE! >> AND FEATURING PITBULL! >> UNO, DOS, TRES, QUATRO! ♪ IT IS MIAMI AND IT IS LOCO IT IS MIAMI ♪ ♪ AND IT IS LOCO ♪ ♪ >> YEAH! 2018! MIAMI! PITBULL! THIS IS ALL I DO! HA, HA! >>> TODAY, WE BRING YOU A PINA COLDA AND WE'RE GIVING YOU PITBULL. >> I'LL BE IN THE LOBBY. >> THIS IS A TOUGH DECISION, ALEXA, WHO SHOULD I CHOOSE? >> I DIDN'T HEAR THAT. >> THAT'S OKAY, I LOVE YOU.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 5,524,763

Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, SNL Season 43, Episode 1736, Jessica Chastain, Beck Bennett, Casey Affleck, Alex Moffat, Jeff Bezos, Kyle Mooney, Paula Deen, Aidy Bryant, Pitbull, Mikey Day, Cory Booker, Chris Redd, Kenan Thompson, Leslie Jones, Cecily Strong, Melissa Villasenor, s43, s43e11, episode 11, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, improv, musician, Molly’s Game

Id: Xop8ug07KS8

Length: 4min 51sec (291 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 20 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/changomacho]

Yo that crowd knew ‘bout that Chick-fil-A sammich

[u/scamper454]

No mentions of sports teams ... I’ll take it!

[u/sp4ce]

Keenan knew what he was talking about. He's from Atlanta, right?

[u/righthandofdog]

Paula Dean's nearest restaurant is a 4 hour drive from Atlanta?

[u/code_archeologist]

Would have been better if they brought out Michael Che or Kenan Thompson in drag as Tyler Perry representing Atlanta.

my next film is going to be called Madea goes Shopping Online

[u/Samuelgin]

my favorite recent Atlanta SNL reference was when they basically called out Decatur lol

[u/Armond404]

I firmly believe we’ll have Amazon, this city can only take so many L’s.

[u/humma__kavula]

Can you imagine. Chick fill a delivered to you by drone.

[u/SheriffMcSerious]

Not really important, but Boston traffic is equally if not more nightmarish as Atlanta’s, but they at least have a decent public transit system.